Absolute Sauna

[Guest Fool]

There is obviously an unbridgeable chasm of intellect between us - and what that gap is I m sure readers of our few posts can decipher.

I deem it unfair to take on a person who is obviously handicapped in english to understand the point I m driving at and come back with a totally off-tangent argument.

Maybe u sud spend more time to improve on comprehension rather than visiting suanas and hallucinating abt Japanese c..ks.

Haha .. u are such a joker :whistle:

[abang]

Newie too

Bird Bird

Guest who

Talk Cock

SSS

Are all the same person with same IP address.

When you expose this contributor, I had a double take and read all the postings again.

Everyone of it were so politically in-correct in the sense that the writer contradicts others and went ahead with all the praises for Absolute.

I dont think anyone should boycott Absolute for that but I think we should try to be as honest as we can and report the happenings as it is.

There is absolutely (pardon the pun here) no need to inflate the ego .... gay people are intelligent enough to make the right decisions...

If a place lacks crowd and is usually under-patronised, false promises wont bring the crowd in.

I believe that Absolute is trying their utmost best to boost their revenue by organising activities after activities... at the end of the day, all

efforts may go to waste if bad publicity dampens all efforts.

This is for the management of Absolute

Please look into the pricing and crowd pullers since most of us understand that Absolute is short on facilities...

Most of us have our gym membership which comes with sauna and steamroom and to entice us to fork out our money to patronise you,

you got to work harder than this... We definitely want to support our own gay busiiness but we aint fools, especially in this time of economic

crisis and the first belting tightening measure is to cut down on 'entertainment'!

[Guest Guess Who ???]

I dont think i'm related to Guest Who, talk cock, Bird Bird, Newbie or SSS who posted with these names.

Normally i post as Guess Who ??? and not Guest Who. See the difference ?

I think there is an misunderstanding.

I'm neither promoting or related to Absolute sauna but i'm a regular there.

Whatever comments people say here.

It's best you experience it yourself by paying a visit.

But finally, all i can say is Absolute is getting more customers and some of the fit guys are there too.

The end ....

[Guest talk cook]

I dont think i'm related to Guest Who, talk cock, Bird Bird, Newbie or SSS who posted with these names.

Normally i post as Guess Who ??? and not Guest Who. See the difference ?

I think there is an misunderstanding.

I'm neither promoting or related to Absolute sauna but i'm a regular there.

Whatever comments people say here.

It's best you experience it yourself by paying a visit.

But finally, all i can say is Absolute is getting more customers and some of the fit guys are there too.

The end ....

i am not talk cock too. usually i post as talk cook . see the difference?abosolute got slight improvement only lar.but richard cant manage the place lar.time to change a new GM

[Guest SSSS]

I also not the same poster lah. I am SSSS. Not SSS. Also, sometimes I post as Nowbie instead of Newbie.

[Guest big bird]

I also not the same poster lah. I am SSSS. Not SSS. Also, sometimes I post as Nowbie instead of Newbie.

so now left only bird bird is the real absolute writer.can try their next wed EXPOSE nite . quite fun with cute guys in nude.

[thaiboyz]

What is the difference between their expose and normal friday nude nite?

I guess the crowd will be the same since the sg market is so small.

[Absolute]

Come on down to Absolute on 15 October 2008 (Wednesday) for the monthly EXPOSE!

Abs Alpha members get the usual free entry on Wednesday!

Check out the fun you missed in the first EXPOSE last month!

Door opens at 1130am.

*Expose: (verb) to remove what is covering something so that it can be seen

New Promotion!

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1 new member = 3 visits

2 new member = 5 visits

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See you guys at EXPOSE tonight! :thumb:

[mature30]

What is the difference between their expose and normal friday nude nite?

I guess the crowd will be the same since the sg market is so small.

May they will provide small towel.Those who reluctant to be exposed have no choice.. :thumb:

[Guest guest]

See you guys at EXPOSE tonight! :thumb:

Any field reports?

[Guest disapointed sg]

Any field reports?

was very crowded with many cute guys, BUT the gd look ones was very rude and not civilise. they push very hard and even want to fight when some one touch them in the dark maze. some even show center finger. maybe they only allow the better one to touch them. but y go into the dark maze ?think management need to educate them on rules in a gay sauna.

[taxme7]

If they dun like then dun touch them lor....

Say, if an old ah pek suddenly touched you from behind, wat would you do? You would oso push the hand away rite?

[thaiboyz]

was very crowded with many cute guys, BUT the gd look ones was very rude and not civilise. they push very hard and even want to fight when some one touch them in the dark maze. some even show center finger. maybe they only allow the better one to touch them. but y go into the dark maze ?think management need to educate them on rules in a gay sauna.

Indeed it was packed at eight pm. I should say all types of crowd, from chubs to twinks, many are posers who like to stare and waiting to get approached. To squeeze through the packed corridors, it was body to body contact, some took their chance to touch whoever passed by, can be annoying or stimulating depending on individuals. I realised several empty rooms even the corridors were packed with horny guys.

Some ventured into the dark maze and yet hate to get touched? haha....Perhaps to test their market value and convinced themselves with anger to show their worthiness. Funny ? Well, all sorts of people around lah. :whistle:

Edited October 16, 2008 by thaiboyz

[taxme7]

Anybody been to Absolute on Thursday evening? Can share?

[browncow]

I'm heading down later .. probably 5pm.

I went on Tuesday.. only spent 1 hour.. but was drilled by 2 guys..

Any gonna head down today?

[taxme7]

Was it crowded on Tuesday?

i find it quite expensive... got to pay $10 membeship on top of the entrance fee..... :yuk:

[browncow]

hrmm.. tuesday i went there bout 5-6pm.

basically there was like about 10 ppl.. 3-4 of them were hunk, 1 musc guy, 2 chubs (couple i think) and the rest were matured.

Is that small?

[snowball]

basically there was like about 10 ppl

Is that small?

To be honest, whether the crowd thin or big doesn't really matter, most important is do you enjoy & have fun there?

disapointed sg, i don't think those good looking guys need to be educate, mind asking, any rules stats that in dark maze you must accept what others do to you?

are you saying or mean that those people who like to touch people in dark maze pay much more than others so they can do what ever they like?

Those people don't like to get touch by everyone can't go in the dark maze? International gay sauna laws? Is that another sour grapes again?

everyone like to talk about human rights, compare good looking & those people like to eat sour grapes, who is more uncivilise?

we all have the answer, just that most people can't accept to be reject by those peopel they like esp those good looking hunks, if you touch others w/o persmission,

don't complain that they rude, cos you the same kind.

Edited October 17, 2008 by snowball

[browncow]

I went to Absolute today. Good crowd.

Was pissed actually by this top. I dont understand why he couldnt respect my decision not to cum. For me, i'm not sure for other btms, once i CUM, i will not have the mood to continue getting top. Basically, I close shop. He played with my dick, and started to jerk me off. I sternly told him "do not make me cum, or i will stop". He overpowered me, and continued doing so even when i tried to push him off!

Ruined my visit there. Damn fxxking selfish. I even shouted at him, and all he could muster was "sorry sorry"

Ugh! I'm so pissed.. ughhhhhhh

And i've not ejaculated for like 2 weeks.. Wasted on a selfish guy instead! it was meant for autocum!!

Sry.. i am ranting.

But absolute was okay, i didnt stay till 7, cuz i dont like prancing around nekkid with a lighted stick somewhere. lol

[Guest]

To the lousy management of Absolute,

Facilities wise it have not satisfy us due the lack of hot pool . Also the saff there are quite ignorant and proud :swear: ...such as getting an extra towel they put on a long face like I am stealing. We are customers you know... :swear: We dun only own your membership card only consider upgrading your facilities such as Gym,hot pool. The maze is not like a maze so dark not exit from the end also compare to one seven it sucks :yuk: The facilities have also degrade to such as sorry state since it last opened for preview. Collect such exorbient fees from us and buy such budget stuff is unacceptable :swear: hope you will closed down soon. :whistle: Since you want to earn so much profit and not invest in us the customers. Marketing is important but it is also essential that the staff are properly trained and the facilities well maintained. Hope the next time i partonise it be in better shape...

Was so angry :swear:

The last tine I went to Absolute the rooftop when I was lying at the mat was leaking rain water ask the staff and he could't care less to help...me at least take something to clean up the mess...

The floors were also sticky and the dustbins in the room were full of rubbish...there were even urine there and the foul smell of it hanging in the air :yuk: Canned drinks not to mentions

toilet papers sticking all over the floor. Are the staff lazy or there are insufficient staff to manage the club. Cannot believe it...Wanna save money also not like that mah

Once saw a group of staffs gossiping about the customers stupidity...HEY WE ARE HUMANS ALSO!! :swear: CAN SPARE A THOUGHT FOR OUR FEELINGS? :swear:

Was so Disappointed

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Merged ur 2 post together. Please post as 1 post if you are the same person.

Gachi

[taxme7]

wow... u sound very angry wor... cool down pls

mayb u should give Absolute sometimes to make changes.

[Guest GUEST2]

To Absolute Mgmt,

Please look into following area for service improvement:-

1.Mosquitoes found under PCs and some rooms

2.Wet floor and cleaniness of main floor toilet/bathroom and freqeuncy of its cleaning especially urinal area.

3.Warm room temperature at 4 rooms before TV screen at 2nd level

Thank you

[Guest new member]

:swear: hope you will closed down soon. :whistle: Since you want to earn so much profit and not invest in us the customers. Marketing is important but it is also essential that the staff are properly trained and the facilities well maintained. Hope the next time i partonise it be in better shape...

Was so Disappointed

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Merged ur 2 post together. Please post as 1 post if you are the same person.

Gachi

hey mr hottop57, its seems you are the only one who keep complaining about absolute since preview day until now

so many others have visited absolute and most gave ok to good reviews

you keep saying "Would not partionise absolute again because of it sub staNDARD al unless there is an improvement " but you go so often and so often you complain?

actually due to your complains i went down to absolute with my friends recently to take a look. serious its nothing as bad as you complain.

why keep comparing absolute with 17? total different environment, concept,decor, quality and crowd. i do go 17 and i know what i m talking about

if you do not like absolute then please stop patronising it and move on.

your complaints are really boring and invalid and repeat again and again

if your complaints are so serious please go and complain to the manager and let them know who are you if you want your complaints taken seriously rather than ranting and barking here all the time.

but I got to thank your complaints that make me went to absolute to see what is it all about and my friends and i love the place and will be back often , thanks

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[Guest clubber]

Can I put forth a simple proposal to ABSOLUTE to make it free this time round so that everyone get to go in to peep and get bang. This should be a strong marketing strategy to steal for the guests from other clubs

[Jelloious]

This is for the management of Absolute

Please look into the pricing and crowd pullers since most of us understand that Absolute is short on facilities...

In this times of econonic recession it is very essential that the pricing be set at reasonable rates and we would be tightening our belt for other activities such as gyming, nutrition supplement and food to support our growth of muscles instead.

The technogical advancement also play a part in the end of the golden sauna era cause it is so convienent to log in online into internet and chat rooms to

get hooks-up easily and efficiently without cruising the arisle risks of police raids and what most gays is afriad of the IC checking....

that is quite an ambrassed and a hassle... gay people are intelligent enough to make the right decisions...

Place and location is also very important. Since promotion only make up part of the marketing strategies. It will die after down a while since their are no new

themes and ideas... do yourself a favor by hiring someone in charge of Marketing and PB

Also I hope it is not like the other time where I partonise the ex-towelclub by buy their $150 1 month pass on a regular basis and it closed down without

getting my refund back...

I suggest you look toward other means and alternatives or face the reastlic fact of bleak business and the risk of being bought over or

closed down...

P.S I am setting up a sauna soon near that area since now having enough fundings from investors will do my best not wanting to be like absolute... :whistle:

will welcome all see you all there!

[Guest Clubber]

This is for the management of Absolute

P.S I am setting up a sauna soon near that area since now having enough fundings from investors will do my best not wanting to be like absolute... :whistle:

will welcome all see you all there!

Quite funny, if you want to set up a sauna still want to give so much suggestions to ABSOLUTE to screw you down. If I were you, I will keep quiet, go into the suana market to screw all the sauna into dissappearance. No need to waste time 苦口婆心 telling your competitors what to do. :whistle:

[Guest -jason-]

This is for the management of Absolute

Please look into the pricing and crowd pullers since most of us understand that Absolute is short on facilities...

In this times of econonic recession it is very essential that the pricing be set at reasonable rates and we would be tightening our belt for other activities such as gyming, nutrition supplement and food to support our growth of muscles instead.

The technogical advancement also play a part in the end of the golden sauna era cause it is so convienent to log in online into internet and chat rooms to

its looks pretty obvious that jelloious & hottop57 & guest2 & many similar complaints are from the same person who simply is trying to put absolute down

are you working for 17? its looks like it is. imagine jelloious id is created just 2 days ago to put absolute down. are someone who seem to contridict all the time, complain absolute yet keep going. say golden era for sauna over yet setting up another one near absolute. when open i will surely go to see how good you set up.

like id new member, i went to absolute on wedesday to check out its alpha night. the whole place looks great and clean, nothing dirty like what you claim.

if absolute is consider dirty then i do not know how you classify 17 and raw.

the quality of the guys that night was good too with many tone gymfit guys. the only thing he is right about absolute that its has only a steam room and

is like only 3/4 size of 17

overall like the place and will try out their 5 day promotion pass for this weekend.

jason

[Guest bravo]

Can I put forth a simple proposal to ABSOLUTE to make it free this time round so that everyone get to go in to peep and get bang. This should be a strong marketing strategy to steal for the guests from other clubs

but for the old and ugly to stay away from absolute. maybe that place is meant only for gd looking guys only.

[Guest -jason-]

but for the old and ugly to stay away from absolute. maybe that place is meant only for gd looking guys only.

no lah if absolute is really meant for the gorgeous and hunky ones, i think i will go everyday to try my luck man hahahaha

even on wednesday alpha night, the guys below 24yo was about 30% only and the rest of the guys are of all ages and sizes.

but no denying at least half or more are in shape.

one complaint for absolute though, i think the steam room should have some lights, too dark leh

got action in there lah but want to see the face too mah

[night listener]

One suggestion to the management. Increase corridor space by removing one room each at the 2 room areas, and create a "circular" path similar to the old TC.

This would create an entrance/exit without having to turn back when u reach the end like currently. Especially the 4th level room area is wasted because the room without bed and the inner most room is hardly used.

Edited November 21, 2008 by night listener

[Guest bird bird]

I was at the their weekend party from fri to monday. it was really a smash and sunday was ultimately pack great after st james party.

great job absolute i can see the pretty good improvements in terms of crowd and quality. at least now you put candle lights on the stairs for your tag and grab nude night too.

over the weekend i was told by them this thur 30 oct, absolute is re launching their flex gym night with a lucky draw event.

they want to improve the crowd on their every thur and tue night, as i have never been on both nights, i have no comments

the staff told me that the more i come on tue and thur night, the more chances of winning a home entertainment set

looks like i will go down this thur then to take a look after my gym session, see how many hunks are lurking there on thur night

any gymmers going this thur?

[Guest Clubber]

My purpose of clubbing is to get fxxk (hard), and not some pathetic entertainment set., but I will check it out on Thurs, are they having discount now that economy is bad. I need to have enough money to eat lunch before going.

I was at the their weekend party from fri to monday. it was really a smash and sunday was ultimately pack great after st james party.

great job absolute i can see the pretty good improvements in terms of crowd and quality. at least now you put candle lights on the stairs for your tag and grab nude night too.

over the weekend i was told by them this thur 30 oct, absolute is re launching their flex gym night with a lucky draw event.

they want to improve the crowd on their every thur and tue night, as i have never been on both nights, i have no comments

the staff told me that the more i come on tue and thur night, the more chances of winning a home entertainment set

looks like i will go down this thur then to take a look after my gym session, see how many hunks are lurking there on thur night

any gymmers going this thur?

[Guest bird bird]

My purpose of clubbing is to get fxxk (hard), and not some pathetic entertainment set., but I will check it out on Thurs, are they having discount now that economy is bad. I need to have enough money to eat lunch before going.

clubbing or saunaing?

go buy the package loh, only silly people buy per entry, so ex

i just bought their 30 days pass and get a free pxxxxr

[Guest Guest]

Please bird bird, use your brain. No mention of drugs 'get a free pxxxxr'. Are you trying to get Absolute into trouble?

[silversailorduo]

clubbing or saunaing?

go buy the package loh, only silly people buy per entry, so ex

i just bought their 30 days pass and get a free pxxxxr

somebody save these people from themselves!

[Guest bird bird]

clubbing or saunaing?

go buy the package loh, only silly people buy per entry, so ex

i just bought their 30 days pass and get a free pxxxxr

hi moderator can my these statements be deleted from the forum? thanks

[GachiMuchi]

Bird Bird, I will leave this message so that it act as a reminder for you to:

1. watch what you type before you press that "submit" button.

2. reminds you that you might get Absolute into trouble for helping them 'promote' certain 'banned' products.

3. register as member so that you can edit at your leisure if you are going to be the regular poster for Absolute.

Incidentally, your IP address is the same as the IP from Absolute. I wonder how come?

[JustPassingBy]

Incidentally, your IP address is the same as the IP from Absolute. I wonder how come?

:clap: LOL, now we know why birdbird talk so much good things of Absolute :whistle:

[Guest clubber]

LIVE REPORT. Quite good crowd today (Thurs) at this hour too. A little breezy at the roof too. I paid $16..and not $20! and two free passes before 4pm....hehehe They have improved.

[Guest bird bird]

Bird Bird, I will leave this message so that it act as a reminder for you to:

1. watch what you type before you press that "submit" button.

2. reminds you that you might get Absolute into trouble for helping them 'promote' certain 'banned' products.

3. register as member so that you can edit at your leisure if you are going to be the regular poster for Absolute.

Incidentally, your IP address is the same as the IP from Absolute. I wonder how come?

Hi Gachi Muchi

Well thanks for the advise but seriously i have no idea why you say my ip address is from absolute, when all of them are posted when I am at home in TPY

I do not work for absolute or stay there hahahaha

[GachiMuchi]

No worries, I am not saying that there is anything wrong with posting on behalf of Absolute or trying to promote Absolute.

You can say all you want but do be mindful what you write especially when it involved certain product. You might be doing more harm than good with your over zealousness to help.

[maturemedium]

I already know whats going on!!! Sigh.... Just by reading it!! No matter how many xxxx are put in the word. Sigh

[thaiboyz]

I was invited to go over to Absolute last nite to get my free entry pass for their flex nites. I should say their crowd quantity has slightly improved especially during weekdays, perhaps due to their launching of flex nite. There was quite a few of gym bods around but not very happening. Everyone was waiting for everyone...posers? Well, yes since TC days. The crowd started to dispersed after nine plus and i went off after i got what i wanted.... :whistle:

[Guest clubber]

Yaaa!!! last night was packed. The crowds started to pick up after their launch couple months back. Was it because it was thurs and the price is $16?

I have a few suggestions to the management of ABSOULUTE.

Expand your space, you are starting to draw crowds from other clubs. The 2nd level maze was packed and some have to go to 3rd level to stand there.

Source for bigger location nearby and hope the maze on 2nd and 3rd level can combine. Bottom like me with soft legs find it troublesome to walk stairs from maze to maze.

With larger crowds now, the steam room and shower room appear quite small. I see some people waiting to shower and dare not enter steam room because is packed. But I like the shower hose, very powerful and got temperature control too.

If the crowd (at least 20 or more) yesterday maintained or growing, the 2 toilets (for shitting one) may not be enough.

The cone paper cup at water dispenser, people drink and throw because the cup has no flat base to place on table. It is a waste otherwise the regular drinker can use the same cup instead of throwing after every drink. Make an effort to buy those normal paper cup with round flat base, so that it can be placed and table and reuse by same user.

Please maintain the price at $16 or lower it if possible due to recession, that could be the reasons for drawing the crowd yesterday.

Like what Thaizboy said, though the crowds (mostly executive in pants and office shirts *slurp* and couple in seasoned army boxer *another slurp*, many were quite reserved and shy because they probably were in their 20s to 30s) All standing or sitting waiting for other to make the first move. When I tried to make my first move, one guy slapped me on my wrist...gosh!!! what a world of funny gaymen. With the benefit of doubts, could it be bcause the maze is narrow and everyone is shy?

Will do my "R & D" again next week..see you guys there.

Absolute might want to expand the space by finding new locations nearby

[Guest Oracle]

I just wanna say Absolu has overtaken the dirty and smelly One Seven. The latter used to be good, until complacency came.

The shower rooms of one seven are filled with urine and their curtains are coated with algae.

I'll prefer to spend the same amt in Absolut, who has a strking resemblance to the previous RAIRUA.

Sun rooftop, cosy lounge and best of all, nice aromatheraphy scent in the shower room. I love the lemongrass !!!!

But, pls train your staff not to show bad manners to their patrons. Saw him badmouthing another customer to his colleagues. I shall not describe him as its easy to describe and pin point him out (oops!)

Just educate them that aj cust are paying good money and its their entry fee that gives them their pay.

So, other than that, this place is nice and the the towel does not smell (like One Seven or BH)

[Guest new]

wanted to go absolute on weekday afternoons.... but never go b4....so go there...also dunno wat to do next. =x

[Guest Itchy]

Anyone going 2morrow? my backside itchy liao.

[mature30]

Anyone going 2morrow? my backside itchy liao.

Dear Itchy

I suggest you go Absolute tomorrow and made use of its steamroom facility.Infact , I went there today and discovered with so many cutie faces.

By the way , I hope Absolute will organise again Glowing in the Dark event next 7th Dec.. :whistle:

[thaiboyz]

"I suggest you go Absolute tomorrow and made use of its steamroom facility."

Why is tat so ? Happening in the steam room or wat ? Their steam room is only luke warm....dark and normally quiet. :twisted: