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2 hours ago, Guest Guest said:

Hey guys, ask you for some advice: how do you ensure that your cock or underwear is always "free of urine smell" at anytime / end of the day?

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No bidet washing.

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Is it to pee until last drop of urine comes out, shake "vigorously" your cock, always prepare a piece of (dry/wet) tissue before peeing etc. etc.? But the tissue part can be very embarrassing in front of straight colleagues standing next to you (like having menstruation like that)? LOL!Ā šŸ˜¬šŸ˜…

shake shake or squeeze lo, if got tissue nearby is the best one.. i always keep clean de, in case got action šŸ˜‚

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3 hours ago, Guest Guest said:

Hey guys, ask you for some advice: how do you ensure that your cock or underwear is always "free of urine smell" at anytime / end of the day?

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No bidet washing.

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Is it to pee until last drop of urine comes out, shake "vigorously" your cock, always prepare a piece of (dry/wet) tissue before peeing etc. etc.? But the tissue part can be very embarrassing in front of straight colleagues standing next to you (like having menstruation like that)? LOL!Ā šŸ˜¬šŸ˜…

Use baby wipe. It will not stick to your dick head like normal tissue paper and it's more gentle.

Some guys dislike others watching them when they wipe at the urinal. They will give you that, " Why are you looking at me" look. Worse still, some just throw the used tissue into the urinal. tsk tsk.

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16 minutes ago, bluerunner said:

Use baby wipe. It will not stick to your dick head like normal tissue paper and it's more gentle.

Some guys dislike others watching them when they wipe at the urinal. They will give you that, " Why are you looking at me" look. Worse still, some just throw the used tissue into the urinal. tsk tsk.

That's what I did...

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Citing an example:

Yesterday, at the urinal, after I peed at a toilet in OTH, I wiped dry with my own tissue.Ā 

Zipped up, took used tissue and threw in the bin, washed hands and left toilet.Ā 

(Why I wipe? I freeball)

I am super annoyed and pissed off when I see used tissue thrown in urinals. Yucky!

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3 minutes ago, EastSgDad said:

That's what I did...

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Citing an example:

Yesterday, at the urinal, after I peed at a toilet in OTH, I wiped dry with my own tissue.Ā 

Zipped up, took used tissue and threw in the bin, washed hands and left toilet.Ā 

(Why I wipe? I freeball)

I am super annoyed and pissed off when I see used tissue thrown in urinals. Yucky!

Good job. I do the same too

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From what I know, only straight guys will shake their cocks violently / vigorously after peeing ā€¦ gay people a bit ę–Æꖇ ā€¦ just shake gently. Right? Hahaha ā€¦.Ā 

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Talking about shaking hard or vigorously, when someone (usually straight) next or few cubicles to you does this action, does it excite you or fantasize you a bit (into wild and sexy thoughts like the cock appears in your mind) even though u canā€™t see the personā€™s cock? šŸ˜œšŸ˜œ

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5 minutes ago, bluerunner said:

Glad to know there are others out there who wipes and DO NOT throw used tissue paper into the urinal. lol

Yes... we ought to help the cleaners:

Using tongs to pick up soiled tissue (left behind by throwers)

Washing/ mopping dry the floor area below urinals (left behind by poor aim-ers)

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On 8/18/2024 at 7:01 AM, Guest Guest said:

Hey guys, ask you for some advice: how do you ensure that your cock or underwear is always "free of urine smell" at anytime / end of the day?

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No bidet washing.

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Is it to pee until last drop of urine comes out, shake "vigorously" your cock, always prepare a piece of (dry/wet) tissue before peeing etc. etc.? But the tissue part can be very embarrassing in front of straight colleagues standing next to you (like having menstruation like that)? LOL!Ā šŸ˜¬šŸ˜…

Urinate alone la. Wipe with a tissue after squeezing the residues out of yr penis. Some believes that one should cough 3 times to ensure the balance urina out for once n all of yr hot cock. Hahaha..

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I happened to enter the toilet with this super fit and tall guy and i saw him slowly wipe his cock on a piece of toilet paper before wearing his underwear at the urinalšŸ¤” but couldnt see much because he had a round and big ass but not much at the frontšŸ™‚

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On 8/18/2024 at 10:48 AM, Guest Guest said:

From what I know, only straight guys will shake their cocks violently / vigorously after peeing ā€¦ gay people a bit ę–Æꖇ ā€¦ just shake gently. Right? Hahaha ā€¦.Ā 

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Talking about shaking hard or vigorously, when someone (usually straight) next or few cubicles to you does this action, does it excite you or fantasize you a bit (into wild and sexy thoughts like the cock appears in your mind) even though u canā€™t see the personā€™s cock? šŸ˜œšŸ˜œ

Should do a poll on whether we shake our cocks gently or violently hehe. Will be interesting to know.

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11 hours ago, Guest Guest said:

Should do a poll on whether we shake our cocks gently or violently hehe. Will be interesting to know.

How to you definite ā€˜gentleā€™ and violentā€™? Everyone could interpret it differently. Your poll does not provide any useful information.Ā 

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On 8/18/2024 at 10:48 AM, Guest Guest said:

From what I know, only straight guys will shake their cocks violently / vigorously after peeing ā€¦ gay people a bit ę–Æꖇ ā€¦ just shake gently. Right? Hahaha ā€¦.Ā 

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Talking about shaking hard or vigorously, when someone (usually straight) next or few cubicles to you does this action, does it excite you or fantasize you a bit (into wild and sexy thoughts like the cock appears in your mind) even though u canā€™t see the personā€™s cock? šŸ˜œšŸ˜œ

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Actually I never understood why they need to shake their dicks with such power... it's just some drops.

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No fantasy on it because it is better to keep cool on straight guys and stay discreet.

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One week ago I had this China men incident at one of the MRT toilets in the east... ha ha.

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I couldn't avoid peeing at the MRT toilet due to the trip length after breakfast, went to the toilet, there were two

Mainland Chinese workers just next to my urinal. When the Chinese guy next to me left, he was talking to two other guys waiting outside the toilet, who then entered the MRT toilet just to have a quick glimpse on my tool... ha ha.

felt like a porn star. haha

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5 hours ago, singalion said:

One week ago I had this China men incident at one of the MRT toilets in the east... ha ha.

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I couldn't avoid peeing at the MRT toilet due to the trip length after breakfast, went to the toilet, there were two

Mainland Chinese workers just next to my urinal. When the Chinese guy next to me left, he was talking to two other guys waiting outside the toilet, who then entered the MRT toilet just to have a quick glimpse on my tool... ha ha.

felt like a porn star. haha

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You're so lucky!!

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On 8/18/2024 at 7:01 AM, Guest Guest said:

Hey guys, ask you for some advice: how do you ensure that your cock or underwear is always "free of urine smell" at anytime / end of the day?

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No bidet washing.

Ā 

Is it to pee until last drop of urine comes out, shake "vigorously" your cock, always prepare a piece of (dry/wet) tissue before peeing etc. etc.? But the tissue part can be very embarrassing in front of straight colleagues standing next to you (like having menstruation like that)? LOL!Ā šŸ˜¬šŸ˜…

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One thing you can do is to line the crotch area of your underwear with a scented wet wipe.

This is useful for absorbing any excess urine that is on your underwear, and covering up any urine odour.

Another way is basically to wrap your cock with the scented wet wipe.Ā 

Works the same.

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back in 2001 or 2002. i was on a bus to genting with a straight friend who didnt know i was not straight. it was some really horrible hour and i fell asleep on the bus. it stopped at yong peng (the town with the big food court with the giant koi outside) and my friend woke me up to go down and pee and have some food. being young i had morning wood but didnt notice it since i was still half asleep. i went to the urinal to pee and realised i was fully hard and peeing was difficult so in my half asleep state i just stood there waiting for it to go down like what i would do when at home.i forgot there were people on my left and right. this old man who was on the same bus just looked at my erection with his eyes really wide open lol

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he kept smiling at me in the food court and on the bus all the way to genting and it was quite embarassing as i didnt want my friend to suspect i was gay....

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3 minutes ago, btmslut said:

back in 2001 or 2002. i was on a bus to genting with a straight friend who didnt know i was not straight. it was some really horrible hour and i fell asleep on the bus. it stopped at yong peng (the town with the big food court with the giant koi outside) and my friend woke me up to go down and pee and have some food. being young i had morning wood but didnt notice it since i was still half asleep. i went to the urinal to pee and realised i was fully hard and peeing was difficult so in my half asleep state i just stood there waiting for it to go down like what i would do when at home.i forgot there were people on my left and right. this old man who was on the same bus just looked at my erection with his eyes really wide open lol

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he kept smiling at me in the food court and on the bus all the way to genting and it was quite embarassing as i didnt want my friend to suspect i was gay....

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having morning woody or erection does not makes a guy gay right? hehe

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2 minutes ago, btmslut said:

it doesnt but at that time having a older gent keep looking at you and smiling, especially on the bus where he had to turn his head freaked me out (and flattered me to be honest) as i didnt want to give my friend a reason to suspect.Ā 

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Haha, someone looking at you and not you looking at someone so how can give your friend a reason to suspect???

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12 hours ago, btmslut said:

it doesnt but at that time having a older gent keep looking at you and smiling, especially on the bus where he had to turn his head freaked me out (and flattered me to be honest) as i didnt want to give my friend a reason to suspect.Ā 

Who knows ur friend also not as straight as u think, right?Ā 

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Yup, agree with the above. When I go to urinate together with my friends, we never try to peek at each other. We even seldom pee side by side, but usually pick the urinals not beside each other. So scared to be seen as gay... Quite sad to be in the closet.

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On 3/11/2021 at 9:46 PM, Guest Why why why said:

Was peeing and don't know why my little boy decided to embarrass me like that. Pee got 'jammed' and shoot out a little in the other direction. Not sure if it hit the guy at the urinal beside me but I'm pretty sure he noticed it.

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Was super embarrassed and I turned right and apologized. Gosh he was a cute guy which made me even more embarrassed. He smiled and laughed and said it's okay...

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Quickly tried to pee as fast as I could and ran away

Just like the BL dramas; you will always meet the cute ones after such embarrassing situations. Uglies never get it. LOL

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On 8/29/2024 at 11:33 AM, btmslut said:

back in 2001 or 2002. i was on a bus to genting with a straight friend who didnt know i was not straight. it was some really horrible hour and i fell asleep on the bus. it stopped at yong peng (the town with the big food court with the giant koi outside) and my friend woke me up to go down and pee and have some food. being young i had morning wood but didnt notice it since i was still half asleep. i went to the urinal to pee and realised i was fully hard and peeing was difficult so in my half asleep state i just stood there waiting for it to go down like what i would do when at home.i forgot there were people on my left and right. this old man who was on the same bus just looked at my erection with his eyes really wide open lol

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he kept smiling at me in the food court and on the bus all the way to genting and it was quite embarassing as i didnt want my friend to suspect i was gay....

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Now you mention this, I remember something like this too. But I'm not the one with the morning wood, it was another boy from the same tour group. Of course, no one said a thing and just let him do his business before going back to the bus.

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6 hours ago, pthc said:

Now you mention this, I remember something like this too. But I'm not the one with the morning wood, it was another boy from the same tour group. Of course, no one said a thing and just let him do his business before going back to the bus.

sorry but your dp,is that your small dick?

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I recently went to a coffeeshop urinal, and this drunk older uncle took the urinal beside me. I couldnā€™t pee out of nervousness and he stared at my dick and said in his loud manly booming voice: eh young man, ä½ å¹“č½»ęÆ”ęˆ‘ē”¬ļ¼Œä½†ę²”ęœ‰åŠžę³•å°„å‡ŗę„! (iā€™m younger and harder than him, pointing to his dick, but i cannot shoot out like him)

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3 hours ago, kantian said:

I recently went to a coffeeshop urinal, and this drunk older uncle took the urinal beside me. I couldnā€™t pee out of nervousness and he stared at my dick and said in his loud manly booming voice: eh young man, ä½ å¹“č½»ęÆ”ęˆ‘ē”¬ļ¼Œä½†ę²”ęœ‰åŠžę³•å°„å‡ŗę„! (iā€™m younger and harder than him, pointing to his dick, but i cannot shoot out like him)

Should just reply, ā€˜ēœ‹å„½č‡Ŗå·±ēš„ęžŖļ¼Œå°åæƒčµ°ē«ć€‚ā€™ šŸ˜Ā 

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On 8/29/2024 at 11:33 AM, btmslut said:

ā€¦ being young i had morning wood but didnt notice it since i was still half asleep. i went to the urinal to pee and realised i was fully hard and peeing was difficult so in my half asleep state i just stood there waiting for it to go down like what i would do when at home.i forgot there were people on my left and right. this old man who was on the same bus just looked at my erection with his eyes really wide openĀ 

This remind me of similar issue I had. Woke up with a morning wood just as we landed and everyone on the plane rushing to get down and mine isnā€™t going down the more panicked I get. My little bro was on auto-pilot mode.Ā 

Few days ago while attending a wake, urgently need to relieve but the portable toilet was place just beside the tables so didnā€™t want to use it. Walked to the nearby coffeeshop but it was so small and dirty the only cubicle occupied. Thought would be fine since no one other than me so use the 1 of 2 urinal. Unfortunately in comes another uncle who ended up splashing beside me onto my sandals and feet. šŸ˜” Nabey uncle cannot aim properly.Ā 

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On 9/11/2024 at 4:48 PM, shyc said:

Should just reply, ā€˜ēœ‹å„½č‡Ŗå·±ēš„ęžŖļ¼Œå°åæƒčµ°ē«ć€‚ā€™ šŸ˜Ā 

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This remind me of similar issue I had. Woke up with a morning wood just as we landed and everyone on the plane rushing to get down and mine isnā€™t going down the more panicked I get. My little bro was on auto-pilot mode.Ā 

Few days ago while attending a wake, urgently need to relieve but the portable toilet was place just beside the tables so didnā€™t want to use it. Walked to the nearby coffeeshop but it was so small and dirty the only cubicle occupied. Thought would be fine since no one other than me so use the 1 of 2 urinal. Unfortunately in comes another uncle who ended up splashing beside me onto my sandals and feet. šŸ˜” Nabey uncle cannot aim properly.Ā 

Yucky! Disgusting!

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On 9/11/2024 at 12:54 PM, kantian said:

I recently went to a coffeeshop urinal, and this drunk older uncle took the urinal beside me. I couldnā€™t pee out of nervousness and he stared at my dick and said in his loud manly booming voice: eh young man, ä½ å¹“č½»ęÆ”ęˆ‘ē”¬ļ¼Œä½†ę²”ęœ‰åŠžę³•å°„å‡ŗę„! (iā€™m younger and harder than him, pointing to his dick, but i cannot shoot out like him)

Couldn't pee?Ā 

Could be having a hard on... tough to pee?

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6 hours ago, cutejack said:

No Morning Wood shows one is going thru ED. Every man should get it n those never get, longing for it ok.

It depends on the frequency n situation.Ā I do get it daily but when stress levels are high, I won't get it for a few days.Ā 

It's normal for ppl to get it on n off, but if one doesn't get it at all, then they might be having some troubles.Ā 

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On 12/18/2024 at 6:59 PM, DunKnow said:

It depends on the frequency n situation.Ā I do get it daily but when stress levels are high, I won't get it for a few days.Ā 

It's normal for ppl to get it on n off, but if one doesn't get it at all, then they might be having some troubles.Ā 

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Totally agreeĀ 

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It has been a long time that I have not visited the branch of this gym. I went there last Friday as I wanted to know if itā€™s still crowded like before.Ā 
Long story short, I used the urinal before I left. A muscular PT (personal trainer) stood beside me. At a quick glimpse, I saw his jewel. Wow! I suspected that he noticed it despite it was just a glimpse!!! Ā Omg. I quickly finished up, washed my hands, and dashed out of the toilet.Ā šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

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17 minutes ago, radiusulnar said:

He must have amazing peripheral vision. Or you were not as discreet as you thought you were. Perhaps your eyes lingered too long.

Perhaps eyes lingered too long.Ā šŸ™ˆ

Already being discreet. I know the feeling when someone staring at you blatantly, so I was trying to avoid that.Ā 

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@bluerunnerĀ Totally understand, that simple glimpse always seems to give us away. šŸ˜… that why i try very hard whenever i had to be beside someone I know, not to 'glimpse'. and super annoying, guys like to carry on chatting when they pee. hello!? its a private moment can't you just let me enjoy and release in peace. šŸ¤£ Somehow you just knw when someone beside is sneaking a peek.Ā 

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@radiusulnarĀ You are too concious liao when you f/b. just ignore them. I clown and joke around and openly say I don't wear undies to my friends or colleagues, sometimes even dare them to see for themselves but noone will la. and lucky noone actually that humsap to check or else i "hum" šŸ¤Ŗ

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i try to block off with my hands when at urinal, so perhaps can't see. also i make U-turn when i enter and see huge crowd at the urinals or guys waiting.Ā 

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3 minutes ago, radiusulnar said:

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sometimes cannot wait... cannot take chances because leaking more obvious when fb.

Fully understand.Ā 

I had the same experience.

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Scariest experience when I was in car and could not find any toilet while driving. So urgent that I leaked a bit couple of times. Once found a toilet, I quickly rushed in and had total release.

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