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What is the point of the Xiaxue and Sunho pictures above? I dont like it, i feel they r more whorish than me.

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Im sorry but i wont put my naked pictures here. I dont want u guys to get electrocuted when u r licking your computer screen.

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Btw, for those who doesnt know, TS stands for Thread Starter. Took me weeks to figure that out.

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I cant believe it. Been away for more than a week and nobody even ask abt me. GM been away for a few days and already a thread is up asking where he is....

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I cant believe it. Been away for more than a week and nobody even ask abt me. GM been away for a few days and already a thread is up asking where he is....

LOL!! Don't tell me you're jealous of GM now?!

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Am in a nudist resort but no one is in nude. Am in shorts and I felt underdress. People nowadays r so shy.

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Mother sister brother father,

sleeping standing underwater,

sinking swimming floating dreaming,

forward moving backward thinking.

brother sister mother father,

One two three four underwater

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EMO: refers to individual who either over-emotional or tends to exaggerate situations.

example of posting: Oh nobody loves me bcos im ugly, my bf cheats on me, my friends bitch stab me, nobody cares abt me, im all alone in the world, im so stress bcos exam tmr i wanna die, i love him but he is straight, going sun tan but rain etc etc.

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EMO: refers to individual who either over-emotional or tends to exaggerate situations.

example of posting: Oh nobody loves me bcos im ugly, my bf cheats on me, my friends bitch stab me, nobody cares abt me, im all alone in the world, im so stress bcos exam tmr i wanna die, i love him but he is straight, going sun tan but rain etc etc.

Finally, someone says how I feel about all those emo posts and status updates.

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4 gay guys walk into a crowded bar where theres only one bar stool available. All 4 of them want to sit, so they flip the stool upside down.

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I just cummed inside an executive's underwear during lunch. He requested it. He got huge underwear fetish. He like the feeling of his cock and balls coated with cums inside his brief. I just hope it wont stained his black pants when he reach office.

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When i was held in prison back then for several years, the buff and intimidating prison guards will always use any excuse they can to isolate me then gang fxxked me. In exchange they bribe me with cigarettes to shut my mouth.

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If u ask me do i like u or r u good in bed during f**king, usually ill say YES. But dont be flattered, that was only a LIE to make u more turn on during intercourse.

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Is it just me or the main room is full of useless topics and emo rants. I understand sometimes new members who just signed up feel like they need to create few new threads to feel accepted. But sometimes i feel retarded reading some of those.

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The awkward moment is when I bring my older bro to a gay pub and the guy thats totally my type cruise him instead of me.

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When i was at school back then, this naughty kid ran up to me and called me gay. I was so upset and furious, i smacked the little kid's face with my Sailor Moon back pack.

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Im so gay, it took me few years to realized that Man United and Man City are actually football clubs. I thought it was just some new gay clubs in town.

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Im so gay, it took me few years to realized that Man United and Man City are actually football clubs. I thought it was just some new gay clubs in town.

I had a fag hag friend who was actually truly disappointed when she got to Manly Beach.

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Is it just me or the main room is full of useless topics and emo rants. I understand sometimes new members who just signed up feel like they need to create few new threads to feel accepted. But sometimes i feel retarded reading some of those.

You don't say !

Nowadays when I enter BW, I kept feeling I have entered, either the Mickey Mouse, or the Teletubies' Club !!

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imchaser ur really so funny and... adorable... and charming. i dunno, there's something about u that draws me to u. really interested to be ur friend.

I now appoints u the President of my fan club. lol. Its good to know more fans friends.

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You don't say ! Nowadays when I enter BW, I kept feeling I have entered, either the Mickey Mouse, or the Teletubies' Club !!

Totally. Its quite ridiculous reading some of the threads... lack of quality and interesting threads.

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They say gay men dont like football. I agree immensely. I find it extremely difficult to run in the grass with high heels on.

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They say gay men dont like football. I agree immensely. I find it extremely difficult to run in the grass with high heels on.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA I CAN'T EVEN..

"One of the best things about a forum is that it's a place where you can find the most random and outrageous quotes on the internet." - Ghandi

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I officially became a flex this year. Theres nothing more for me to look forward to in sex. Have tried almost everything.

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My friend asked me why i didnt clip my fingernails.

I replied, well Its not like im gonna finger your ass, so what is your concern?

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Lets not worry guys, im pretty sure my hero Bruce Willis and the crew from Deep Impact will save us from 2012 the end of the world.

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Move along, Adele. The best songs of the year is by the Critically Acclaimed Mega International Dance Diva Superstar, the one and only Queen Sun Ho! Britney can eat her shorts. She was so international she was spotted taking pictures with Chi Chi Larue in twitter.

Just kidding.

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Hey! International superstar Sun Ho is the best.

She has a string of No. 1 hits such as Where Did Love Go, One With You, Without Love, Ends of the Earth, Gone, China Wine, and Fancy Free!

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She has a string of No. 1 hits such as Where Did Love Go, One With You, Without Love, Ends of the Earth, Gone, China Wine, and Fancy Free!

Sure of cos. Never heard of any of those in my whole life but im pretty sure its No. 1 in some countries like Liechtenstein or Republic of Boomshakalaka.

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Sure of cos. Never heard of any of those in my whole life but im pretty sure its No. 1 in some countries like Liechtenstein or Republic of Boomshakalaka.

No. 1 in

United States

United Kingdom

Spain

Move aside Stefanie Sun. Sun Ho is Singapore's true international superstar!

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Wah lao! Gong Li Fa Chai?? This is a damn corny joke can?

SHUT IT! At least its original Imchaser® rather than those generic msgs forwarded by everyone!

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SHUT IT! At least its original Imchaser® rather than those generic msgs forwarded by everyone!

LOL, OK lor...

What you need is some inspiration to create a really funny joke.

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LOL, OK lor...

What you need is some inspiration to create a really funny joke.

And where do u suggest i get some inspiration from, u?

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So i was buying cigarette, and the lady cashier ask for my ID. Im over 30 for crying out loud! It was Olympic Gymnast scandal all over again. I dunno should feel flattered or insulted. Then i pass her my ID with the broadest smile in my face.

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