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Breaking News!

Ill be changing my posting style immensely for a period of time to test out the reception... from now on ill be posting as a super nice guy and only nice word will come out from my keyboard.

See how it goes. Wish me luck, all you great beautiful people reading this thread!

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It's not 1st of April. Why is there a need to change? I like you just the way u are bitch.

And i love you too, u outstanding forumer. Lets discuss this over dinner.. Thank you and have a nice day!

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Breaking News!

Ill be changing my posting style immensely for a period of time to test out the reception... from now on ill be posting as a super nice guy and only nice word will come out from my keyboard.

See how it goes. Wish me luck, all you great beautiful people reading this thread!

Well, good luck if you really want to change, but are you sure you'll be able to resist for a long time?

Anyway, I agree with gstc82, you might be not so funny, and we like you as you are... ^_^

Let's wait and see... ;)

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  • 2 weeks later...

This fabulous thread has been moved to member's lounge due to spam and haters in the flamming room. Wish me luck, bitches.

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My day will be incomplete without stopping by the mini mart downstairs to check out the cubby storekeeper's buttcrack in low jeans.

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Meanwhile in the flamming room:

Rumor has it that SunHo was the first choice for a leading role in 2005 film Memoirs of A Geisha.

According to her representative, she had to turned it down so she can focus on her international music career.

But based on some unspecified source, the real reason she was denied a role was because the director and producer felt that Sunho's stunning and amazing natural beauty will make her co-stars pale in comparison and look like Rosie O Donells.

"Zhang Ziyi, Michelle Yeoh and Gong Li felt threaten immensely by Sunho and refuse to work during the filming" ... according to an eyewitness who works on the film's set.

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So i told my buddy, the Mother Teresa sex has to stop, everytime I give, give and give, and I received nothing in return.

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So now I realized those detoxifying teas are definitely not suitable to be consumed if u are gay and a bottom. Disaster on the bed...

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Sometimes i feel like no one really read this thread in members lounge. I feel like im talking to myself. Now i kinda miss the guests posting. If u r reading, would u give me a shout out?

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So now I realized those detoxifying teas are definitely not suitable to be consumed if u are gay and a bottom. Disaster on the bed...

Hmmmm... and a good reason to shop for new bedsheets.

What Interesting Bedsheets at Shopping Malls Compiled (Cotton, Satin, Queen, Etc) would you buy?

After all, tomorrow is another day. ~ S O'Hara

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Hmmmm... and a good reason to shop for new bedsheets.

Thanks for stopping by. U r officially my bff.

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So i noticed most of yall will chose to end your life if u r severy disfigured. I mean, look at the bright side, you faces r not that fantastic to begin with.

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Usually you will have the urge to check on your bf's phone if your bf is super hot and sexy, cos u feel insecure.

So thats why i dont blame my boyfriends for doing that.

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For those people that posted in the fxxk or Pass thread, for the love of Oprah and Ellen, if u have been passed for like 20 times, stop posting already. Save yourself some dignity, girls.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Breaking news. Imchaser's wild and raunchy nude images are being leaked in the internet.

Click here to view before its taken down by the authority.

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If BW wins the votes for the Take Action Project, i promise ill stop talking trash on International Superstar-Fashionista-Dance Diva Sun Ho.

Please vote for the sakes of Sun. here

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Breaking news!!

imchaser's popularity is skyrocketing exponentially, he's only second to kimchidrama in the popularity stakes!!

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Some people use food to spice up their boring sex life. I spiced up my sex life by sleeping with different men every night.

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Back then when i was held in prison overseas for raping, those big size uniformed guards constantly find fault with me and then terrorized and sexually abused me. That is how i developed huge fetish for uniform men.

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If u r a teenager and u got offended when people calling u youngster in this forum, then do u expect us to call u ah pek from now on? Geez.

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Hey you, the one with that huge picture as your signature! What r we, in a Ben10 discussion forum? Its very annoying to the eyes and mobile surfing, not to mentioned destroying the flow of reading.

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How do i hook up with hot guys in the gym? I waited for them at the exit of the building.... with chloroform and ropes.

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fxxk.... to be fxxk by u :-)

Try a fishing rod?

Thanks for stopping by guys. It really meant alot cos sometimes i felt no one really bother to read this thread.

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Based on the active user statistic, the "Guests" r always averagely 5 times greater than "Members".

Thats why one shouldnt always keep questioning why guests are allowed to post when infact, we members are the minority here.

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Can my stupid new phone dont autocorrect my fxxk to duck please? It makes my wild and raunchy text messages sound adorable.

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Im in one7 sauna now and i dont feel anything eerie. If that spirit of that guy who hanged himself is so fierce i dare him to come out and bang my head on the keyboar6trepyu56erstehtsesht hter 54yy54ghijyvn b64u78fg vxb r6uw5 ufgj

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Im in one7 sauna now and i dont feel anything eerie. If that spirit of that guy who hanged himself is so fierce i dare him to come out and bang my head on the keyboar6trepyu56erstehtsesht hter 54yy54ghijyvn b64u78fg vxb r6uw5 ufgj

:thumb: :clap:

Just wait until you try saunas in Paris...

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How does it feels like taking a huge cock up your ass? It feels like you are shitting out the most enormous poop ever. And then it doesn't and then it does and then it doesn't and then it does.

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My favorite pick up line: "I want to kidnap you and then rape you and keep you as a sex slave." Success rate = 0% unfortunately.

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IMCHASER:” He likes to make a lot of fuss here to be famous. I know him in person. He is a 32 year-old bottom guy who likes to get fxxked”

.... seems legit.

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  • 4 weeks later...

FUCK me if im wrong, am i the only one who realized that the word FUCK and PORN werent being censored anymore?

Well, FUCK me then.

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Is it just me or does most gay people generally enjoy the idea of being raped involuntarily?

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I need help. I think i need to see a sex therapist. I have the urge to have sex with different men everyday all the time. Sooner or later, ill run out of men to sex with in Singapore.

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