Meeting @ Joya Onsen Cafe

[pipi]

On 8/21/2021 at 8:09 PM, Forumer said:

 

 
1) Water quality. They said they added minerals. It feels like just normal water. Your skin feels drier after soaking.

 

2) The pool is ONE humongous pool shared by male, female, and private onsens. The lousily constructed artificial bamboos partitioned the ONE pool into the male, female, and private onsens. But essentially, they share the same water.

You can hear the groups of female customers screaming like it was their first time seeing each other naked.

 

3) Unprofessional staff. They hired some young punks to manage the cafe. Totally unbelievable.

 

4) No resting area.

 

5) Super small.

 

6) Locker room is damn small.

 

7) The shoe “locker” is just a cheapskate shoe rack beside the reception. Not just look cheap, but also limited number. When it gets crowded, I don’t know where the customers are going to place their shoes.

 

8) Food quality. I had their hot no-sugar soybean milk. It tasted like regular soybean milk diluted 5x with water.

 

9) Overall layout. Terrible.

 

10) The male onsen only has FIVE shower seats. Can you believe it? And the water pressure of the shower head is weaker than the urine pressure of my dick.

 

And I can’t believe they’re charging the same price as Yunomori Onsen. 
If Yunomori Onsen is a 10, Joya is definitely below 1.

Not to also mention the secluded location.

If they want to choose such a location, they had better make it better than Yunomori onsen.

 

It was my first and last time there.

I read somewhere it's open by a group of poly grads.

[kidster]

Does the place have charging point to use laptop and do work?

[George Kalalo]

Thanks for the review. Been planned to go here but always in doubt since their advertisement were also not convincing enough compare to YO. For that range of price I would definitely go to YO..

[that93boy]

Thanks for the review. Now i will go YO 😅

[Pewpewpewed]

Hmmz any cuties wanna join me to try their private onsen? Hahaha i can pay for u

[Week]

 

On 10/8/2021 at 4:03 PM, Pewpewpewed said:

Hmmz any cuties wanna join me to try their private onsen? Hahaha i can pay for u

 

heard the review not good

[Pewpewpewed]

On 10/8/2021 at 4:26 PM, Week said:

 

 

heard the review not good

ya i just fully read the reviews here. lol

[Week]

Try yunomori bah

[RetroPopsHit]

Seek Onsen buddy 😶‍🌫️

[30yochinese]

2 hours ago, I received an email update from them, pls see below, which is what i copied-and-paste from the email they sent me:
                                                                            
Joya Onsen Cafe <hello@joyaonsencafe.com>
                                              
Update to Cancellation Policy
                            

Due to too many occurrences of last-minute booking cancellations/rescheduling, we have revised our cancellation policy and would like to inform you with regards to our updated policy. The updated policy will take effect for bookings dated 14 November onwards. 

 

1. Joya Onsen Cafe reserves the right to amend any of our terms, conditions and policies without any prior notice. 

2. There will be no refunds for booking cancellations, regardless of how advance you cancel from your booking date (no-refund cancellation policy)

3. You may choose to either reschedule to another date within 2 months from your booking date or refer your slot to someone on your behalf. 
4. If you are unable to reschedule within 2 months from your booking date, the amount you had paid for the booking will be forfeited. 
5. There will be no penalty fees for rescheduling last minute (up to 4 hours from booking time; excluding informing us outside of our operating hours)
6. Rescheduling within 4 hours from your booking time is highly discouraged as this leaves us with insufficient time to release the slot to others. Please refer your slot to someone else instead. (Informing us outside of our operating hours does not count as informing more than 4 hours in advance from your booking time.)
7. There will be no refunds for no-shows (confirmed booking without cancellation or rescheduling).
8 Joya Onsen Cafe reserves the right to escalate the issue to relevant authorities if you refuse to abide by our policy. 
9. Separate cancellation policy applies (from the respective third-party platform) if you had purchased our onsen passes through third-party platforms (applies to both public and private onsen).
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[juzabishanguy]

Anyway...with the reviews liddat...and already see videos from influencers who went there...looks abit more like a atas play pool for adults i suppose....in terms of being proper onsen etc...Yuno would still be more proper...

[Forumer]

Joya is opened on day 1 and 2!

[KeanWCEH73]

I personally like Joya onsen simply becos is quiet... was there few times prefer joya then Yuno...

 

[swimboi]

Anybody wanna check out their weekday promo?

 

https://www.facebook.com/101887375355788/posts/247756600768864/?d=n

[wenkai]

it's a quiet Onsen. Being there, just a few pple there only. Theres' a daddy with 2kids when i was there. 

There's no steam room, just Onsen and sauna only. 

[Forumer]

How is this place? Seems like no one goes there.

[Der79]

Anyone going?

[Forumer]

🔥 🔥

[nitsuj]

anyone goin evening?

[Zic19992]

Someone wanked his hard cock while lying on safari bench just now

[Saggiboy]

On 3/5/2022 at 12:29 AM, Zic19992 said:

Someone wanked his hard cock while lying on safari bench just now

Why u never help him? 

[Razorpin]

What’s safari bench 

[Nick1234]

Went there today, saw some couples and cute young guys there. But no action, just see each others.

[Cluelessguy]

Hi, first time went to the Joya onsen tonight. It is also my first time at an onsen. There were only me and another man in the onsen. We were in the sauna room and he asked if he could touch my cock. I said yes and he touched and then jerked me. I shot in less than 10 seconds. I have never experienced this before.

 

Now I feel scared, will the police catch me under 377A? To the person who jerked me, I'm so sorry. I was so flustered over the entire thing and didn't know what to say and tried to run away.

 

I'm sorry if I sound stupid, I have never done anything like this before.

 

Edit: I'm so sorry, not sure whar caused multiple posts. I tried to create an account but some error kept appearing. I had to change the email address a few times until the system accepted it. Very sorry, can mods help to remove please? Thank you so much.

Edited March 6, 2022 by Cluelessguy
Adding info

[otokonoko]

Joya is getting too little attention.

it’s unfortunate due to its remote location.

[Buffedbear]

I thought its due to the bad reviews here?

[Der79]

Yet to go joya. But if try might try the private room too. Anyone tried. Is it worth the try?

Edited March 10, 2022 by Der79

[Forumer]

On 3/10/2022 at 9:54 AM, Der79 said:

Yet to go joya. But if try might try the private room too. Anyone tried. Is it worth the try?

Totally not worth it.

Based on Google review.

[Razorpin]

Been to Joya. 
Personally quite like it. Simple and peaceful. 

[megadicck]

On 3/6/2022 at 6:40 PM, Nick1234 said:

Went there today, saw some couples and cute young guys there. But no action, just see each others.

 

On 3/7/2022 at 12:44 AM, Cluelessguy said:

Hi, first time went to the Joya onsen tonight. It is also my first time at an onsen. There were only me and another man in the onsen. We were in the sauna room and he asked if he could touch my cock. I said yes and he touched and then jerked me. I shot in less than 10 seconds. I have never experienced this before.

 

Now I feel scared, will the police catch me under 377A? To the person who jerked me, I'm so sorry. I was so flustered over the entire thing and didn't know what to say and tried to run away.

 

I'm sorry if I sound stupid, I have never done anything like this before.

 

Edit: I'm so sorry, not sure whar caused multiple posts. I tried to create an account but some error kept appearing. I had to change the email address a few times until the system accepted it. Very sorry, can mods help to remove please? Thank you so much.

Cute and adorable 🥰

[megadicck]

On 2/4/2022 at 1:35 AM, swimboi said:

Anybody wanna check out their weekday promo?

 

https://www.facebook.com/101887375355788/posts/247756600768864/?d=n

 

On 2/2/2022 at 1:45 PM, KeanWCEH73 said:

I personally like Joya onsen simply becos is quiet... was there few times prefer joya then Yuno...

 

 

On 1/31/2022 at 12:18 PM, Forumer said:

Joya is opened on day 1 and 2!

Let's go 16 mar 

 

Will bj if can 🥫

 

Or Jo together

[Forumer]

A bunch of unreserved SAFTI cadets!

[Nick1234]

On 3/12/2022 at 11:36 AM, Forumer said:

A bunch of unreserved SAFTI cadets!

Yes, especially weekends

[Forumer]

Went after work with some friends. Boy it was hot. Real hot.

Edited March 16, 2022 by Forumer

[Danblazer]

has the cafe finished reno?

[malinsi]

Anyone keen checking this out today ?

[Vinc]

Nice place to go?

[Forumer]

On 3/20/2022 at 12:52 PM, Vinc said:

Nice place to go?

Yes, I would think so, even though I’ve been there only thrice.

[Vinc]

On 3/22/2022 at 6:18 PM, Forumer said:

Yes, I would think so, even though I’ve been there only thrice.

Never been to. Is the environment ok?

[Forumer]

On 3/22/2022 at 6:38 PM, Vinc said:

Never been to. Is the environment ok?

Not too bad. It’s very private and the crowd has never exceeded 10.

you can do whatever you like in the onsen lol 

[Vinc]

On 3/22/2022 at 6:41 PM, Forumer said:

Not too bad. It’s very private and the crowd has never exceeded 10.

you can do whatever you like in the onsen lol 

lol. isn't it bit boring as cant cruise. lol

[Forumer]

On 3/22/2022 at 7:23 PM, Vinc said:

lol. isn't it bit boring as cant cruise. lol

Try it lol

[Vinc]

On 3/22/2022 at 7:31 PM, Forumer said:

Try it lol

Sure, will give it a try

[Forumer]

Joya was HOT this afternoon.

[Forumer]

u fell asleep on d tanning deck w a massive boner. Wat a magnificent sight.
Later saw u with ur gf at d cafe.

Happen 2 b here?

[Forumer]

On 3/29/2022 at 1:37 PM, Since u r here said:

Forummer changed your stand now?!

I didn’t. Just feel that it’s a quieter place to chill. In terms of quality, still a far cry from Onsen Y.

[Menbrowser]

On 3/23/2022 at 10:05 PM, Forumer said:

Joya was HOT this afternoon.

Water too hot ?

[Lec]

Anyone going or there now? 

[eminent82]

Visited joya for first time & 99.9% not likely to return

1. after reaching the place, was told that their $22 quick soak pass is not available on PH eve (but they did not state on their website) & have to pay full price

2. their deck chairs smell quite badly

3. so many tripping hazards around the place

The only plus points:

1. place is not so crowded

2. sauna temperature is ok

Saw one of their staff went in for a quick shower, nice view

 

[Erwi]

On 3/6/2022 at 6:40 PM, Nick1234 said:

Went there today, saw some couples and cute young guys there. But no action, just see each others.

U shld initiate & ask for action. Just tell them...Let's gor gor serve u well LOL