Sharing Your Worst / Weirdest / Freakiest / Funniest Sexual Encounters (compiled)

[Guest Sexy]

I got drunk after some drinks with 3 of my friends. When I woke up I found myself totally naked and tied both hands and feet eagle spread to the corners of a bed.

I leave you to imagine what happened next...

[nothandsome]

I met with a guy on facebook... I suspect it's a 2nd account cause there are only a few friends... 

He is like totally my type, straight looking, simple, not too handsome (i like average looking guys), sunny smile... very big brother-next-door type...

He look for sex, i went to his house and start sucking him... 

The next thing he do is he starts playing japanese straight porn with this japanese girl ah ah ah kimochi iku iku ya mea teh....

he press my head to deep him while squeezing my chest.... (i have quite firmed built chest)...

then he fxcks me with the porn playing and continue squeezing my chest...

 

I have to punch the wall to feel manly again 

[Angelix]

I got drunk after some drinks with 3 of my friends. When I woke up I found myself totally naked and tied both hands and feet eagle spread to the corners of a bed.

I leave you to imagine what happened next...

 

I hope it's voluntary...

[Guest Guest]

 I met a few who watch straight porn while screwing my ass.

Yeah,  they are obsessed with my pecs.

 

I did ask one of them why. But the reasons he gave was totally ridiculous. 

He said he was not gay and needed straight porn to get hard. (But he was the one who initiated to meet for sex).

So I said why didn't he chose a sissy to fuck.  He said he liked me for my handsome looks. (Hello, that is gay even without sex).

Okay from his obsession squeezing my chest, I can understand he wanted to treat me like a woman, but he certainly can fuck me very well. Totally no problem with getting hard. 

I certainly moaned a lot from his sexual domination over me. 

Oh boy, can he fuck good or what like a reproduction machine or what that made me humming like a woman. 

Yet he said he liked my manly moans. 

 

He certainly had closed up views of my well lubed hole since he was the one who pushed me to take up the poses for him to mount me. Yet he said my manhole is no different from the pussy on the big screen. Is this another self denial again? My cock was leaking and bouncing around when he pounded me yet he pretended he didn't notice it. He even checked it and said I leaked like a woman. 

 

I was the one who lose my masculinity to his fucking me but he was the one who needed assurance that he didn't acted gay?? I am sure that the way he fucked me would satisfy any woman. I even told him he wowed my man hole. He still said fucking a man was so gay. 

 

I am sexually satisfied to be used like a woman so I don't need to feel manly again. I still act and looked manly with no problem.  He still liked me that way. 

 

 

I met with a guy on facebook... I suspect it's a 2nd account cause there are only a few friends... 

He is like totally my type, straight looking, simple, not too handsome (i like average looking guys), sunny smile... very big brother-next-door type...

He look for sex, i went to his house and start sucking him... 

The next thing he do is he starts playing japanese straight porn with this japanese girl ah ah ah kimochi iku iku ya mea teh....

he press my head to deep him while squeezing my chest.... (i have quite firmed built chest)...

then he fxcks me with the porn playing and continue squeezing my chest...

 

I have to punch the wall to feel manly again 

[Guest Ardhrim]

Well, I don't think my sexual encounter was as bad/scary as the ones being mentioned above, but hey, it is disgusting enough for me to mention it.

 

Had this random guy message me over facebook with a a semi-impressive dp of him shirtless at a swimming pool, he appeared to be fit, young and not that fat at all. then again, his mouth was agape, so its hard to distinguish his looks from the pic. I eventually gave in to his request to have a session of fun in the end, as he said that he was well endowed.

 

Well endowed yes, his dick was enormous, but all other features of him was extremely substandard, even for a miserable looking guy like me, I still looked twice as god looking as him. He was blockish in body shape in a bad way (non muscular), bad teeth and bad breath as well as a non-flatterring obsession with a cartoon character. ( I shant say what it is as he might be reading this), it was plastered all over his car and all.

 

Boy was I naive then, as I had a stupid logic that I shan't reject an opportunity once I am already in the car about to blow, I think his dick was really worth blowing, which made me meet up with him for like 3/4 times? Yes, his dick was really that big in good shape, I guess god had a very sick purpose to give him such an awful appearance to go with.

 

But that's not the main encounter that I want to talk about, at the very last hook up, he came down in his car and I stepped in, rolled down his foreskin and there was like this layer of thick cock cheese around his dick head that made me gagged. I hated myself for staying true to dumb logic for staying, as I took some tissue, gave it a wipe and continued my action. The cock cheese tasted sour and awful, from that moment onwards, i swore to myself to never meet up with this guy again.

 

I mean, its basic courtesy to prep yourself up for the other person mah.... and if its something non sexual, it is basic cleanliness to clean yourself up.

 

I know what you guys are saying, that I am being mean for criticizing his bad looks in contrast to his penis, but I have only done this due to his awful character of being purposely misleading, shifty and exploitative, knowing that I am a person who is at a gullible stage of my life.

[Exynos]

my weirdest one ever was receiving a message from a website to meet up somewhere for dinner before going to a sauna together.

 

when i was at the meeting place, i got a SMS that he's 'still in a meeting' and has 'sent his worker to come fetch me'. my mind was full of questions but I waited for his 'worker'. turns out his 'worker' doesn't drive so why the fuck would I need an "escort" to bring me to the sauna? 

 

I later found out this 'worker' slept with his boss aka the alleged guy I'm SUPPOSED to meet. i was so angry of course cos its too weird and becoming a weird unplanned 3some thing.

 

we later reached the sauna area where I was "instructed" to wait for him at the MacDonalds nearby, but by then I couldn't take it anymore and texted him to arrive within 5 minutes otherwise I would leave. well I waited for 2 minutes.

 

2 days later, I saw his 'worker' Scruff profile.

 

why is this world full of strange people...

[Guest Sexy]

I hope it's voluntary...

Yes of course in a way because we are friends. Anyway nothing much happened. They just tickled me all night.... Lol

[Guest Raiden Alpha]

@Exynos

You are trying to tell people that the date you plan to meet up with for fun turn out to be a poor chap who invent a lot of stories and lies to play you out and you got offended by this type of dishonest behaviour. Am I right?

[Exynos]

@Exynos

You are trying to tell people that the date you plan to meet up with for fun turn out to be a poor chap who invent a lot of stories and lies to play you out and you got offended by this type of dishonest behaviour. Am I right?

 

no he never showed up. he got his friend (whom they claim are in a subordinate/superior relationship) to come fetch me from our meeting place to the sauna location. his friend doesn't drive so I got confused to why I needed an escort.

 

I concluded that this was probably a weird unplanned 3some and so I left, without even waiting for that guy to turn up.

[Guest Raiden Alpha]

no he never showed up. he got his friend (whom they claim are in a subordinate/superior relationship) to come fetch me from our meeting place to the sauna location. his friend doesn't drive so I got confused to why I needed an escort.

I concluded that this was probably a weird unplanned 3some and so I left, without even waiting for that guy to turn up.

Thank you. I would do that too if I'm in your shoe. It seems like your date show poor communication skills and disrespect to people that left people with a bad taste in their mind.

[Exynos]

a very bad taste indded.wouldn't even consider him a date

[bi_toned]

Relatively mild by comparison but a would-be online encounter late at night once asked if I can bring over a zucchini or a white carrot...

 

And he wasn't going to use them to make salads....

[yhtang]

Relatively mild by comparison but a would-be online encounter late at night once asked if I can bring over a zucchini or a white carrot...

 

And he wasn't going to use them to make salads....

 

It could be worse - he could be using them to make salad after using them for pleasuring each other! 

 

I once met a guy in a sauna who was quite willing to play, but all he did was lie there like a dead fish expecting me to pleasure him.  And his cock could not get hard either.  I left him, and he called out, wondering what was wrong and why I was leaving.  I want sex, not necrophilia. 

[Guest alispenn]

In front of his $7000 Starck Ara bed-side lamp, the total stranger wanted to engage in unprotected anal sex with me. The sight plagued me for more than eight years, until it daunted on me "He could afford his own HIV treatment". Compounded a few years ago by the Sentosa Cove dude getting a fuck from a People Liberation Army's sister of a prossy sans condom, I have come to be intrigued by the perceived nature of sexual intercourse in this stage of human social development. Watershed, almost. Live and learn, at least try to live first.

Yhtang, at least you did not continue to make up for the entrance fee. Think of it as one of those lose-lose scenario in life, losing a little is still better than losing a lot.

[chubachub9]

met this guy online a few months back, and he asked me to come to his HDB flat in northeast on a weekday afternoon. it was a new estate, so it likely meant that he's a family man (as opposed to renting a flat, or single who bought a flat). i got there, and correct I was. He had JUST moved in, and there were boxes around and some furniture were still in plastic-wrap. he brought me to his master bedroom - and this is the freaky part - where there was a large wedding photo of he and his wife on the wall behind the brand new bed. AND, if you need even more funky shit, there were photo-frames of his 2 kids all over the room. but he got oral on me, and asked me to fuck him. it was strangely satisfying screwing him doggy while looking at the photo of his wife, wondering if she knew her husband was such a man-slut....

[Butterscotch]

Worst encounter was when I first came out. Chatted with a guy on IRC and we made plans to meet. I went over to his place and after awhile, we started to blow each other. I specifically told him I have never done anything before so I expected him to understand but as it turned out, his comprehension skills were basically zero. He went over to his roommate's room and took a condom because he wanted to fuck me, and stupid me didn't fight back (I was still young and naive). In the end, no fuck.

 

Weird/ interesting would probably be this one time at a sauna. It was already about 3 ish in the morning, and I was looking for a room to sleep. As I got into a room suddenly someone just slipped in and closed the door. I didn't protest as I was already sleepy then. The guy then proceeded to pleasure himself by making me hard and riding me... on three separate occasions (we fuck, go to sleep, about half an hour later he got me hard, rode me, rinse and repeat cycle). It was certainly interesting as I was groggy/ in a sleepy daze and wasn't even aware what was going on. Dude, on the other hand, seemed to have enjoyed himself immensely :p:p

[chubachub9]

I'll start the ball rolling.

Met this guy online a few years ago. He invited me to his flat. He stays alone in Clem.

He's about late 30s, short hair, quite buffed. In short, gym toned-body, goodlooking. In contrast, I was older, definitely much meatier...

So we talked a bit and he asked if I wanted to watch porn on his laptop. While seated on his office chair, he started to suck me like a hungry little calf. I was turned on and wanted to touch his cock, which was hard and thick. BUT the funny thing was, he didn't want to touch him, at all, not even his nipples. He just wanted me to sit there, watching porn, until I shot in his mouth. He did wank himself while sucking and he came as I came, but he didn't want to to touch him. I met him a few times more, and I only got to touch his cock only fleetingly. He never wanted anything more than to blow and swallow me. This was a hottie, mind you and I was a chubby uncle.... We lost contact after about 4-5 meetings.

 

[Guest Iguessimhot]

Met this angmoh online, 26 years old. few months back.

I went to his hotel and started doing thing, he told me the safe-word is yellow. Then he flipped me over started spanking me while I was stomached between his laps.

At one point he lifted me up and told me, I remember perfectly " look at u, ur so tiny, u are born to get fucked"

That night I saw myself in a position I never thought possible....

[tyan]

I'll start the ball rolling.

Met this guy online a few years ago. He invited me to his flat. He stays alone in Clem.

He's about late 30s, short hair, quite buffed. In short, gym toned-body, goodlooking. In contrast, I was older, definitely much meatier...

So we talked a bit and he asked if I wanted to watch porn on his laptop. While seated on his office chair, he started to suck me like a hungry little calf. I was turned on and wanted to touch his cock, which was hard and thick. BUT the funny thing was, he didn't want to touch him, at all, not even his nipples. He just wanted me to sit there, watching porn, until I shot in his mouth. He did wank himself while sucking and he came as I came, but he didn't want to to touch him. I met him a few times more, and I only got to touch his cock only fleetingly. He never wanted anything more than to blow and swallow me. This was a hottie, mind you and I was a chubby uncle.... We lost contact after about 4-5 meetings.

exactly the thing i am looking for.

[Guest Guest]

Met a guy through apps. Went to his house in Sengkang and straight to his room. Both of us were striped naked. He wanted me to relax on his bed and do nothing. he wore my underwear on his face, one hand jerking himself while the other hand jerking mine. He inhaled my underwear like Darth Vader. Finally, we both came, he scooped me cum and examine closely. Then he showered me before letting me out.

[bhboy]

Met a guy through apps. Went to his house in Sengkang and straight to his room. Both of us were striped naked. He wanted me to relax on his bed and do nothing. he wore my underwear on his face, one hand jerking himself while the other hand jerking mine. He inhaled my underwear like Darth Vader. Finally, we both came, he scooped me cum and examine closely. Then he showered me before letting me out.

That's quite nice actually

[aycee]

Examine your cum? Hmm... that's pretty strange, as in what's there to examine?!

Met a guy through apps. Went to his house in Sengkang and straight to his room. Both of us were striped naked. He wanted me to relax on his bed and do nothing. he wore my underwear on his face, one hand jerking himself while the other hand jerking mine. He inhaled my underwear like Darth Vader. Finally, we both came, he scooped me cum and examine closely. Then he showered me before letting me out.

[Guest Guest]

This happened overseas a few years ago.  When I went into his room, I was shocked to see a police uniform hanging on the wall.  When I asked if he was a policeman, he opened a drawer and showed me his pistol and even let me handled it for a while, although he assured me it was not loaded.  After that, I played with his real pistol which was fully loaded and finally shot it into my mouth.

[Guest Guest]

Examine your cum? Hmm... that's pretty strange, as in what's there to examine?!

No idea. He looked closely on the cum on his palm, use his nose to sniff then play the cum with his thumb and index finger.

[Dualampa]

Met a guy a few years back through chatroom who wanted to wrestle. Back then I was hooked to playing wrestling as I got a chance to always wrestle with a straight close friend (always like the position when he use his legs to clamp my head and my head was facing his bulge position); so I thought it would be fun wrestling with another PLU as I'm sure one thing would lead to another, but boy am I wrong.

 

We met in hotel 81 wrestling with only our underwear on; throughout he did not let me touch his private parts not him touching mine, it was really pure wrestling. Then after about an hour and a half of just wrestling, we rest and ended up HJ each other.

 

He then went to bath which I followed after he's done. But half way, I was left in the dark and only then I realise he left with the key (so all electricity in the room disconnect) without telling me.

 

I can only curse and swear and quickly find my clothes in the dark like some burglar.

 

Come to think of it, it's quite funny. Hahaha 

[cutejack]

Examine your cum? Hmm... that's pretty strange, as in what's there to examine?!

very strange.he is working in a lab mayb! Hmmm

[Guest guest]

He is 6 million dollar man lah.....checking your sperm for hiv using his microscopic eye!!!

[Guest Guest]

exactly the thing i am looking for.

Can never imagined a handsome hunky guy suck and swallow all the cums of a chubby uncle. Only can happen if the hunky guy is a male pro.

[Guest Guest]

I'll start the ball rolling.

Met this guy online a few years ago. He invited me to his flat. He stays alone in Clem.

He's about late 30s, short hair, quite buffed. In short, gym toned-body, goodlooking. In contrast, I was older, definitely much meatier...

So we talked a bit and he asked if I wanted to watch porn on his laptop. While seated on his office chair, he started to suck me like a hungry little calf. I was turned on and wanted to touch his cock, which was hard and thick. BUT the funny thing was, he didn't want to touch him, at all, not even his nipples. He just wanted me to sit there, watching porn, until I shot in his mouth. He did wank himself while sucking and he came as I came, but he didn't want to to touch him. I met him a few times more, and I only got to touch his cock only fleetingly. He never wanted anything more than to blow and swallow me. This was a hottie, mind you and I was a chubby uncle.... We lost contact after about 4-5 meetings.

 

Can you just thank your lucky stars and thank your mum for burning good incense to the altars and all the prayers you mum say to you , okay.

 

thank the universe for blessing you with this encounter, someone performed a sexual favour for you. just thank your lucky stars

[cutejack]

true.so lucky

[cutejack]

true.so lucky.u mean burn incence for free suck?pls la halo.too much man.lol

[doncoin]

Everyone has their kink. This didn't happen to me, but a good friend, who shared, and to this day it is still weird. My good friend met this guy a few summers ago. Went back to his summer house. (We were on an island, and had rented a house for the week.) He had requested my friend to sit on his face, so that he could rim my friend's ass. All is well and heavenly, until my friend was told to fart into the guy's face. My friend initially was taken back but somehow in his mildly drunk state, he obliged. I screamed with laughter when he told me the story. He did ran into the guy several times after while we were there and I was introduced to him. Had to keep a straight face every time. 

[Guest nick]

I'll start the ball rolling.

Met this guy online a few years ago. He invited me to his flat. He stays alone in Clem.

He's about late 30s, short hair, quite buffed. In short, gym toned-body, goodlooking. In contrast, I was older, definitely much meatier...

So we talked a bit and he asked if I wanted to watch porn on his laptop. While seated on his office chair, he started to suck me like a hungry little calf. I was turned on and wanted to touch his cock, which was hard and thick. BUT the funny thing was, he didn't want to touch him, at all, not even his nipples. He just wanted me to sit there, watching porn, until I shot in his mouth. He did wank himself while sucking and he came as I came, but he didn't want to to touch him. I met him a few times more, and I only got to touch his cock only fleetingly. He never wanted anything more than to blow and swallow me. This was a hottie, mind you and I was a chubby uncle.... We lost contact after about 4-5 meetings.

Can have his contact?

[Firday]

attend a wedding dinner complete finish a bottle of red wine, this penang guy who sat at the same table offer to send me by taxis and carry to my house, wash up and change my clothes. After the morning after I realise he also slept in my sofa and abit of shock, in my mind...who is this person ????

 

so I continue to sleep till noon , then he wake me up to tell me he is leaving. I just nod and mumble thank you.

 

in the evening,someone knock my door and is was him to buy me dinner..i was wow...anyway we ate together. Actually, I was abit of afraid but also trying not to be rude. So I just keep quiet polite.

 

I told him I got migraine, he offer to massage my temple...wow feel so good and doze off.

 

yes, he kiss and suck me....I can't resist the erotic sensation touch of him...I came and sleep again, then wake up again embracing him like those lover...spoon position. Funny chemistry let say...horny and in need of that feel wanted feeling. Yes, I fuck him again..this time abit of long session ...about 40 min.

 

at about 10pm, he need to rush home..so I bid him good bye in a very awful manner.

 

when the incident over...I just realise, I didn't his name, who friend, no contact number and totally a stranger to me...clueless too.

 

this is worst then ons, totally stranger to me....but awful nice sexual adventure.

 

I shift house due to upgrade...till today, I still have a fond memories of this stranger.

[Closeted_jock]

Everyone has their kink. This didn't happen to me, but a good friend, who shared, and to this day it is still weird. My good friend met this guy a few summers ago. Went back to his summer house. (We were on an island, and had rented a house for the week.) He had requested my friend to sit on his face, so that he could rim my friend's ass. All is well and heavenly, until my friend was told to fart into the guy's face. My friend initially was taken back but somehow in his mildly drunk state, he obliged. I screamed with laughter when he told me the story. He did ran into the guy several times after while we were there and I was introduced to him. Had to keep a straight face every time.

Wah that's some kink. Hahaha. I won't know how to keep a serious face and definitely would fart in his presence. And stare at his crotch..

[Guest Guest]

A few years ago, I was feeling horny as fuck. Someone nearby messaged me on Grindr. He looked decent. So I asked him to come over. It turned out that his picture was from a zillion years ago. He's balding, skinny and shapeless. And worst of all, he has very bad breath. So after about 30 minutes chatting - I yawned and said - I'm tired, bye. But he still wanted to chat some more, and he said he's a trained chiropractor. Since I mentioned I had sore shoulders, he quickly volunteered to massage me. I thought - since it's free, might as well enjoy the massage la. Truth to be told - his massage was really good. But he clever clever got me to take off my shirt. Then he kind of helped himself to my shorts. Since he was willing to suck, and I was horny... I ended up shooting a load into his mouth, which he hungrily swallowed. Well, I had to awkwardly ask him to quickly leave. And I still feel bad for having such a weak constitution. Should have just said no.

[Guest Guest]

Met a guy through apps. Went to his house in Sengkang and straight to his room. Both of us were striped naked. He wanted me to relax on his bed and do nothing. he wore my underwear on his face, one hand jerking himself while the other hand jerking mine. He inhaled my underwear like Darth Vader. Finally, we both came, he scooped me cum and examine closely. Then he showered me before letting me out.

 

Strange? Yes.

Funny? Yes.

Fun?...... How so?

[KevinT3]

attend a wedding dinner complete finish a bottle of red wine, this penang guy who sat at the same table offer to send me by taxis and carry to my house, wash up and change my clothes. After the morning after I realise he also slept in my sofa and abit of shock, in my mind...who is this person ????

so I continue to sleep till noon , then he wake me up to tell me he is leaving. I just nod and mumble thank you.

in the evening,someone knock my door and is was him to buy me dinner..i was wow...anyway we ate together. Actually, I was abit of afraid but also trying not to be rude. So I just keep quiet polite.

I told him I got migraine, he offer to massage my temple...wow feel so good and doze off.

yes, he kiss and suck me....I can't resist the erotic sensation touch of him...I came and sleep again, then wake up again embracing him like those lover...spoon position. Funny chemistry let say...horny and in need of that feel wanted feeling. Yes, I fuck him again..this time abit of long session ...about 40 min.

at about 10pm, he need to rush home..so I bid him good bye in a very awful manner.

when the incident over...I just realise, I didn't his name, who friend, no contact number and totally a stranger to me...clueless too.

this is worst then ons, totally stranger to me....but awful nice sexual adventure.

I shift house due to upgrade...till today, I still have a fond memories of this stranger.

Nice memories

[Guest Ener]

I wouldn't consider mine fun but it's strange. I ever dreamnt about having sex with a bicycle and I came while rubbing the metal frames.. when I woke up I actually soiled myself. It felt good but out of the world weird for me, after that I went to a bicycle shop (those atas kind) and walked around. No sexual urge or anything. Sometimes I still wonder... Hahahaha...

[GachiMuchi]

attend a wedding dinner complete finish a bottle of red wine, this penang guy who sat at the same table offer to send me by taxis and carry to my house, wash up and change my clothes. After the morning after I realise he also slept in my sofa and abit of shock, in my mind...who is this person ????

 

so I continue to sleep till noon , then he wake me up to tell me he is leaving. I just nod and mumble thank you.

 

in the evening,someone knock my door and is was him to buy me dinner..i was wow...anyway we ate together. Actually, I was abit of afraid but also trying not to be rude. So I just keep quiet polite.

 

I told him I got migraine, he offer to massage my temple...wow feel so good and doze off.

 

yes, he kiss and suck me....I can't resist the erotic sensation touch of him...I came and sleep again, then wake up again embracing him like those lover...spoon position. Funny chemistry let say...horny and in need of that feel wanted feeling. Yes, I fuck him again..this time abit of long session ...about 40 min.

 

at about 10pm, he need to rush home..so I bid him good bye in a very awful manner.

 

when the incident over...I just realise, I didn't his name, who friend, no contact number and totally a stranger to me...clueless too.

 

this is worst then ons, totally stranger to me....but awful nice sexual adventure.

 

I shift house due to upgrade...till today, I still have a fond memories of this stranger.

Hahaha, you sure it was not your wet dream when you were drunk?

[GachiMuchi]

I wouldn't consider mine fun but it's strange. I ever dreamnt about having sex with a bicycle and I came while rubbing the metal frames.. when I woke up I actually soiled myself. It felt good but out of the world weird for me, after that I went to a bicycle shop (those atas kind) and walked around. No sexual urge or anything. Sometimes I still wonder... Hahahaha...

 

Your case is bicycle, but others had sex with cars, helicopter and planes. These are called mechaphile.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/man-who-sex-over-700-4435804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbW61SR6bDE

[Firday]

Hahaha, you sure it was not your wet dream when you were drunk?

 

yes, maybe you are right...too good to be true like a wet dream.

[Phil]

Your case is bicycle, but others had sex with cars, helicopter and planes. These are called mechaphile.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/man-who-sex-over-700-4435804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbW61SR6bDE

 

Your case is bicycle, but others had sex with cars, helicopter and planes. These are called mechaphile.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/man-who-sex-over-700-4435804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbW61SR6bDE

Using the exhaust pipe maybe?

[Guest Guest]

Your case is bicycle, but others had sex with cars, helicopter and planes. These are called mechaphile.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/man-who-sex-over-700-4435804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbW61SR6bDE

 

At least the guy below got more class...LOL

 

https://www.youtube.com/embed/o8wuOjKrQp0

[Guest guest]

I had this hot session with an undergrad at his hostel.  Just when I was about to cum, he said hold on, and went to his drawer and took up a test tube.  He insisted that I shot it into the test tube because he needed it for his biomedical class the following day.  So I pulled the condom off my dick and then shot my load into the test tube.  He made himself hard and shot his cum into another test tube.  He said he was happy that he had 2 test tubes now as his group mates were all girls and the group relied on him for the 2 samples.  Could this be true?  Or was he just pulling my leg?  Any biomedical studient please clarify?  Thanks.

[cutejack]

This is really strange.lol

[Guest Guest]

I had this hot session with an undergrad at his hostel.  Just when I was about to cum, he said hold on, and went to his drawer and took up a test tube.  He insisted that I shot it into the test tube because he needed it for his biomedical class the following day.  So I pulled the condom off my dick and then shot my load into the test tube.  He made himself hard and shot his cum into another test tube.  He said he was happy that he had 2 test tubes now as his group mates were all girls and the group relied on him for the 2 samples.  Could this be true?  Or was he just pulling my leg?  Any biomedical studient please clarify?  Thanks.

this is very funny but there might be some logic in it because no 2 samples are the same and they probably needed 2 samples to run some test to see the difference. im not in the biomedical field so i cant comment on the legitimacy

[Guest Nomad23]

I had this hot session with an undergrad at his hostel. Just when I was about to cum, he said hold on, and went to his drawer and took up a test tube. He insisted that I shot it into the test tube because he needed it for his biomedical class the following day. So I pulled the condom off my dick and then shot my load into the test tube. He made himself hard and shot his cum into another test tube. He said he was happy that he had 2 test tubes now as his group mates were all girls and the group relied on him for the 2 samples. Could this be true? Or was he just pulling my leg? Any biomedical studient please clarify? Thanks.

I remember back in high school my bio teacher selected me and several other students to provide sperm samples for the entire class.

He then mixed them up so no one can tell whose sperm was it and he didn't want to be responsible for discovering any possible infertility lol....

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I remember back in high school my bio teacher selected me and several other students to provide sperm samples for the entire class.

He then mixed them up so no one can tell whose sperm was it and he didn't want to be responsible for discovering any possible infertility lol....

 

Did the teacher help you to masturbate? 

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I remember back in high school my bio teacher selected me and several other students to provide sperm samples for the entire class.

He then mixed them up so no one can tell whose sperm was it and he didn't want to be responsible for discovering any possible infertility lol....

That night, he opened the fridge, took out the chilled sperm cocktail and Yum Seng !

Stupid boys you all.