A no-holds-barred review: S$2 IKEA charcoal hotdog can't be eaten in 1 mouth

[Guest Likes it black]

https://mothership.sg/2021/11/ikea-charcoal-hotdog-review/

 

Once you go black, you can never go back. 

 

Darkest hot dog ever.

 

 

🤥🤥🤥🤥

[Guest Likes it black]

They are really pushing it as  longest of long, blackest of black, need two hands to hold  and cannot eat it in one mouthful.

 

This oughta  pull in all the rainbow size queens. 

 

Will there be a food fight, as crowd builds , and charcoal dog goes low on supply.

 

 

Food fight, food fight , food fight.

[Guest Mr. Black]

 

 

looks like the real thing, and shiny and black some more,  

 

 

 

what will the prudes have to say,  teaching bad values to young people ?

 

 

Don't talk with your mouth full. 

 

That is the commonly agreed saying, can't argue against this.

 

 

 

 

[Guest Hehe]

The cream filled inside should be white and not black la. Not realistic. 

[practease]

Reminds me of a giant stick of licorice...

Okay lah, be it charcoal, squid ink, black garlic...etc, just a fad. 

Enjoy it while it's here, forget it when it's done. 

[Guest guest]

Looks gross, esp when it show the woman bite on the hotdog.

[Guest Britnee Sparklette]

On 11/5/2021 at 10:14 PM, practease said:

Reminds me of a giant stick of licorice...

Okay lah, be it charcoal, squid ink, black garlic...etc, just a fad. 

Enjoy it while it's here, forget it when it's done. 

 

 

Black one u get, whole life wont forget .

 

 

LOLOLOL.

 

LONG DONG SHAWN.

[Guest xXx]

[Guest 滥贱 冰冰]

On 11/6/2021 at 6:50 AM, Guest xXx said:

 

不 要 与 黑  姐  抢  摊  啦，  

 

黑 热 狗 乃  该  黑姐妹  专 属。

 

 

[Guest cuminme]

should add condensed milk on top to make it look like cum

[Guest 犯贱冰冰]

On 11/6/2021 at 11:08 AM, Guest 滥贱 冰冰 said:

 

不 要 与 黑  姐  抢  摊  啦，  

 

黑 热 狗 乃  该  黑姐妹  专 属。

 

莫非爛賤姐您鍾愛黑熱狗？LOL

[Guest So wu liao]

Any power bottom go buy and use it as dildo and lube it with butter. Then stick it into the ass? Then ass to mouth. 

 

Why BBC 

[Guest hurhur]

On 11/6/2021 at 4:20 PM, Guest So wu liao said:

Any power bottom go buy and use it as dildo and lube it with butter. Then stick it into the ass? Then ass to mouth. 

 

Why BBC 

 

dun be silly, its too soft

 

other than big and long, it has to be hard!

[Guest O.L.]

On 11/7/2021 at 12:06 PM, Guest hurhur said:

 

dun be silly, its too soft

 

other than big and long, it has to be hard!

 

 

You obviously havent met those hungry hungry insatiable bottoms who can open a coke can with their arrses or pop ping pong ball ten feet across the room with their other end. 

 

Bet u that anything that is that long and black they will make it

 

 起  __     回 生

[Steve5380]

The verdict in the article was:

 

Despite how it looks, the hotdog retained the classic refined taste of processed hotdog meat.

 

WAT "refined taste"?   If taste in Singapore is the same as taste in the US,  this "refinement" comes from who knows what spices and who knows what chemicals were used in super-processing some low quality meat.  They don't use the best cuts of the animal to grind and chemically made edible.  But an abundant enjoyment of hotdogs can lead to some nice long surgery for colon cancer.

 

And why shouldn't this black hotdog be eaten in one mouth?   Normal humans we eat everything with one mouth.   I haven't heard from any race that comes with two mouths in the face.