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26 minutes ago, Guest said:

 

The other hand is inside her cheebye??

Both your hands and feet are in your mom's loose cunt.......wow....look at her distorted twisted wrinkled face, if I didn't know you are servicing her, I would say she had a stroke :clap::clap::clap:

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12 minutes ago, Guest said:

Both your hands and feet are in your mom's loose cunt.......wow....look at her distorted twisted wrinkled face, if I didn't know you are servicing her, I would say she had a stroke :clap::clap::clap:

 

Fuck your mother's smelly cunt!

Your mother's cb is like MRT tunnel, whole day fucked a few hundred times.

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Zoe Tay is a lousy actress and a jinx whose track record (or whatever's left thereof) speaks for itself.

She can 'number 1' all she wants when in reality she's nothing but a clown who can't make people laugh.

Her 20-year track record of flops, failures and boo-boos have caused her career to be down in the dumps for so many years and her brand value to be irreversibly damaged.

Her lackeys can try to artificially hype her up with fake glowing epithets but people can recognise a jinx when they see one.

LOL

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18 minutes ago, Guest said:

Zoe Tay is a lousy actress and a jinx whose track record (or whatever's left thereof) speaks for itself.

She can 'number 1' all she wants when in reality she's nothing but a clown who can't make people laugh.

Her 20-year track record of flops, failures and boo-boos have caused her career to be down in the dumps for so many years and her brand value to be irreversibly damaged.

Her lackeys can try to artificially hype her up with fake glowing epithets but people can recognise a jinx when they see one.

LOL

 

Her fucking lackeys should be hung upside down and have their throats slit.

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21 minutes ago, Guest said:

The pantie-sniffing lapdog lackey is desperately trying to get in its last 2 cents online before leaving for Geylang for the night's work.  LOL

 

I wonder who gets more fucks in Geylang, lapdog lackey or his mother. It's a family tradition that lapdog lackey's ancestors started off as the first fucking whore of Geylang.

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Lao Zoe's lackey fan is a motherfucker, a piece of fucking shit.

Whole day buried between his mother and lao zoe mother's cheebye breathing in their cheebye fumes, that's why he's known as the cheebyekia.

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One look at the quality of the lackey's posts and you know it has run out of ideas to justify why its old hag should be called No. 1 of MediaCorp.

The lackey can only troll by posting gifs and irrelevant one-liner retorts.

Quite tellingly, the lackey also works to the Geylang timezone, LOL!

That poor old lackey has no upbringing, no decency, no taste, no moral fibre, like idol like lackey.

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2 minutes ago, Guest said:

That is your mom

 

Wow, back from work so early today?  NO business in Geylang?  LOL

Not surprised - your cheebye is rotten and diseased and you have venereal disease from being fucked thousands of times daily over the past 20 years.

LOLOL

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4 hours ago, Guest said:

The pantie-sniffing lapdog lackey is desperately trying to get in its last 2 cents online before leaving for Geylang for the night's work.  LOL

that is your mom...she squats in the dark alleys with pantie cupped on her old face.. only that can she get 2 cents for a gangbang......workers love her esp when she take out her dentures....found who is your biological dad yet?

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4 hours ago, Guest said:

Zoe Tay is a lousy actress and a jinx whose track record (or whatever's left thereof) speaks for itself.

She can 'number 1' all she wants when in reality she's nothing but a clown who can't make people laugh.

Her 20-year track record of flops, failures and boo-boos have caused her career to be down in the dumps for so many years and her brand value to be irreversibly damaged.

Her lackeys can try to artificially hype her up with fake glowing epithets but people can recognise a jinx when they see one.

LOL

ZOE IS NUMBER 1:whistle:

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4 hours ago, Guest said:

 

Her fucking lackeys should be hung upside down and have their throats slit.

Hang your mom, she will think you are trying to S&M her.....and start asking for payment first

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2 minutes ago, Guest said:

that is your mom...she squats in the dark alleys with pantie cupped on her old face.. only that can she get 2 cents for a gangbang......workers love her esp when she take out her dentures....found who is your biological dad yet?

 

1 minute ago, Guest said:

ZOE IS NUMBER 1:whistle:

 

Dark alleys with panty cupped on her old face?  Haha, you must be describing yourself and your old hag LOLOL

Your own personal experience working the lorongs of Geylang for over 20 years!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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4 hours ago, Guest said:

 

I wonder who gets more fucks in Geylang, lapdog lackey or his mother. It's a family tradition that lapdog lackey's ancestors started off as the first fucking whore of Geylang.

No need to guess. It is your mom. Because she goes for free and roars like an expensive whore

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3 hours ago, Guest said:

Lao Zoe's lackey fan is a motherfucker, a piece of fucking shit.

Whole day buried between his mother and lao zoe mother's cheebye breathing in their cheebye fumes, that's why he's known as the cheebyekia.

Go ask your dad out, he is trying to please Zoe's mom by burying himself deep in. But utterly useless. Can't entertain a dead rat

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3 hours ago, Guest said:

This 狗杂种 lackey fuckface, 狗娘养的.

If the mother and laozoe both fall into the sea, he will save lao zoe and let his mother die, his mother should have given birth to a dog.

你那垃圾老婊的娘,就是狗娘养的。你可是狗杂种的老祖宗。你别闹了,你娘张嘴要你喂啦,给她来两下 ...... 让她这贱货知道你比你爷爷厉害。

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4 minutes ago, Guest said:

No need to guess. It is your mom. Because she goes for free and roars like an expensive whore

 

2 minutes ago, Guest said:

Go ask your dad out, he is trying to please Zoe's mom by burying himself deep in. But utterly useless. Can't entertain a dead rat

 

LOLOL

The lackey is senselessly desperate now, its posts aren't even making sense now (not that it ever did).

It's so easy to mudsling but where are the facts to prove that Lao Zoe is No. 1?

LOL, still not forthcoming.

 

The lapdog lackey only knows how to get high sniffing Lao Zoe's musty panties.

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25 minutes ago, Guest said:

One look at the quality of the lackey's posts and you know it has run out of ideas to justify why its old hag should be called No. 1 of MediaCorp.

The lackey can only troll by posting gifs and irrelevant one-liner retorts.

Quite tellingly, the lackey also works to the Geylang timezone, LOL!

That poor old lackey has no upbringing, no decency, no taste, no moral fibre, like idol like lackey.

We don't need to look.....you have no ideas. So you could only chee bye your mother in and out.

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The lapdog lackey is known as 矫情的老贱人.

 

岁月给老屁精满脸皱纹

岁月让假道学老肉松弛

岁月使老人妖布满尸斑

就是不给这老不死的一丁点智慧

让他至死都任人耻笑:

拾人牙慧、生搬硬套

矫情的老贱

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17 minutes ago, Guest said:

Can someone please make a GIF of Linda Chung's awkward expression when addressing Laozoe as "Ah Jie"?  Hahaha

Easier to make a gif of your mom addressing you as honey when you rim her.

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3 minutes ago, Guest said:

We don't need to look.....you have no ideas. So you could only chee bye your mother in and out.

 

LOL, pot kettle black.  You still haven't answered why Laozoe is No. 1?  Because YOU HAVE NO IDEAS!!!  AHHAHAHAA

 

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"Lao Zoe is No. 1!  Lao Zoe is No. 1!"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Just now, Guest said:

要骂粗话,要骂人,尽管放马过来,绝对奉陪到底,绝不退让。

 

Lapdog lackey 

瞪着青蛙眼,张开尸斑腿,呻吟道:

"我是矫情老贱货!

请给我大腿交!

拜托!拜托!

我的屁眼好臭!

请用马桶刷帮我通一通!

拜托!拜托!

我要短阴毛阳具,有一条就好!

拜托!拜托!

几十年了,风雨不改站公厕,都没人要我,

我跪着舔大家的臭烂脚,但连老伯都不肯爽我!

让我翻白我的青蛙眼之前--

交!"

好讨厌,你们又说实话笑我!

小心我生气喔!我大腿上的尸斑很大片,松松的大腿掐着你的脖子,然后我再用我的膀胱磨擦你的脸!我有遗尿症,我的裤裆总有尿酸味,看你怕不怕!

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大家好好操我的马桶嘴!

再狠狠干我的尸斑松驰腿!

我会用一双死不瞑目的青蛙大眼,含情脉脉地、下贱矫情地看着你!让你终身恶梦!

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5 minutes ago, Guest said:

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Lao Zoe : Hi Linda!

Linda: Who is this pok kai lou hai???

 

LOL, Linda must be thinking who the fuck is this old hag that she has to address as "Ah Jie".

LOLOL

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我好有FEEL! 好ENJOY!

我要好好利用这个网络空间,让你们认识超下贱、超无耻的我!让你们见识"最佳老人妖奖"得主的"秘辛"(就是 my hidden secret ……我老来娇可爱吧?嘻嘻!)

不管是白天~~~啊~~~(嗲声嗲气、摆pose)…还是晚上…呀~~~(再嗲声嗲气、再摆pose)…我要24 by 7全力放送我的爱!

(我一边说,一边狠狠掰开我的尸斑松弛腿,

关!

再掰开!

再关!

再掰开!

我就不信老娘多开关几次,你闻不到我的"太监LAN PA 味"!这可是我的"招牌迷魂香",飞过的蝴蝶、蜜蜂、苍蝇、蚊子全倒下了!厉害呗!)

看!我老人妖的一双超大、超凸、超呆滞的青蛙眼,正频频放出死不瞑目的往生秋波,我一定要电到你!让你和我:

交!

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Just now, Guest said:

你要造孽,骂人家的母亲,你就要遭果报,让自己的母亲也被拖出来被任人羞辱糟蹋,而且要骂得更凶,更下贱,更不要脸!:whistle:

 

LOL, the lapdog lackey who brought in people's mothers for cursing is now talking about 果报

Hahahahahaha I can't even

 

果报 indeed!  YES!

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3 minutes ago, Guest said:

你要造孽,骂人家的母亲,你就要遭果报,让自己的母亲也被拖出来被任人羞辱糟蹋,而且要骂得更凶,更下贱,更不要脸!:whistle:

 

哎哟,你不要老骂我嘛~~~你让让人家嘛!!!(我掰开大腿、关、再掰开…再关…)

我是绝世的极品嘢!让我给你如数家珍吧!(扮老来娇:嘟中风嘴、再眨针眼)

(1)我是绝世老人妖中的极品!

史无前人,后无来者!

人妖要是敢穿低胸,我就露全胸!

人妖敢露大腿,我就敢敢不穿!

我年年都得"第一金奖",我认第二,谁敢和我争第一?

(2)我是没品中的极品!

我大字不会几个,IQ、EQ都负数,但我胜在够无耻、优在够下贱呀!

我就敢厚着一张入殓的死人老脸拾人牙慧、

我就敢当文抄公、

我就敢倚老卖老、

我死也要比任何人贱!比任何人无耻!

我就要是要----没品!!

(3)我是旷世奇丑的极品!

我扭腰摆臀经过烧腊店,兰花指托着凹凸眼镜,认认真真凑近铁架子,作状要闻闻烧腊香,顾客马上脸青唇白、歇斯底里地惊呼:

"妈呀!鬼舔叉烧呀!"。

嘿嘿,看你们怕不怕!

我是"活化石"、"活标本"、更是大家"活教材"!举凡劝世的,要大家引以为戒的,没脑袋的都知道把我的遗照拿来亮相!

哎哟,好难为情!又是第一了!

极品!真是极品嘢!

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4 minutes ago, Guest said:

 

LOL, the lapdog lackey who brought in people's mothers for cursing is now talking about 果报

Hahahahahaha I can't even

 

果报 indeed!  YES!

 

Lackey's bitch mum is still working hard at Geylang while he's skiving here, her lao cheebye is going to split again. Stupid lackey, son of a stupid bitch.

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16 minutes ago, Guest said:

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Lao Zoe : Hi Linda!

Linda: Who is this pok kai lou hai???

LOL

 

Dont ruin Linda's image pls.

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want.

 

结缘不结

不解缘

 

After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say.

 

看穿不说穿

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Guest Zoe's lackey

最近好烦,报上说Rebecca Lim林慧玲最近代言广告全国曝光上了报账的头条,势气盖过郑阿姐!

我身为绝世老人妖中的极品,很不甘愿!我老脸不要、尊严没有,也只不过蹲在flaming room遭人唾弃,我真不甘心!

我是又老又丑又臭,但……我也有梦!老人妖也有春梦!

我也想红!也想轰轰烈烈杀出一条血路!让自己上讣告版之前,先上个社会版什么的!

我想集思广益,目前我想到的好点子是:

(1)造个"臭鸡派"在我嘴上,让大家一看到我就可以随便来两下。我要名正言顺有张"鸡派"脸!

(2)把两个40GG的盐水袋植入我的胯下。多元化!让大家有个选择,不要尸斑大腿交的,可以来个乳房交。

我是在想,记者应该会采访吧…

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23 minutes ago, Guest said:

 

LOL, pot kettle black.  You still haven't answered why Laozoe is No. 1?  Because YOU HAVE NO IDEAS!!!  AHHAHAHAA

 

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"Lao Zoe is No. 1!  Lao Zoe is No. 1!"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

READ THIS:

 

ZOE is NUMBER 1. :)

 

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12 minutes ago, Guest said:

 

老玉:嘉欣你好。

嘉欣 : 这位阿婶是什么鸟阿姐?都没听过。。。

 

That could very well be Linda's real reaction inside.

If you know Linda Chung in Hong Kong, she doesn't suffer fools lightly.

If she's instructed to address someone as Ah Jie, she must truly respect that person as an Ah Jie first.

In this case, she must be wondering who the hell is this old hag???

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3 minutes ago, fab said:

LOL

 

Dont ruin Linda's image pls.

 

Standing next to the broomstick star already ruin her image, she has to go back and bath in pomelo leaves for a month.

 

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