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  On 11/6/2024 at 1:41 AM, frauduster said:

 

Why never read previous posts? How many times must people tell you he is the BOSS of C9? Do u want the boss to serve you?!

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he's the boss? Oh my! I never thought that the boss has always been the assigned masseur  doing me every time I visit the shop. My apologies to him. I hope he will have the chance to read my message.

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  On 10/3/2024 at 8:03 AM, actofgod said:

There is finally a uber cute receptionist at Cloud9 to flirt with! After innumerable attempts, this one by the erudite name of Newton has been secured for a few weeks now. Do drop by and 色色 him!

 

But, come to think of it, the numerous others who quit after a few days could have done so precisely because too many 色狼 came to 色色 them!

 

 

 

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Sure or not? Why all I see is you-know-who‼  Lots of customers swear that if they see you-know-who at the counter, they will not enter the place! Obviously, the management is BLIND to the cause of their bad business! Good for them!

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Hmm, new Viet boy coming! It looks like they are refreshing more frequently, removing under-peformers and thorns in the flesh rather ruthlessly. Good for those who seek new flesh, bad for sentimental loyalists! Great to differentiate itself from the other establishments which have not refreshed themselves for eons. 

 

But why never remove the OBVIOUS elephant in the room leh?!

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  On 11/21/2024 at 3:53 PM, mephistopheles said:

Hmm, new Viet boy coming! It looks like they are refreshing more frequently, removing under-peformers and thorns in the flesh rather ruthlessly. Good for those who seek new flesh, bad for sentimental loyalists! Great to differentiate itself from the other establishments which have not refreshed themselves for eons. 

 

But why never remove the OBVIOUS elephant in the room leh?!

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Awesome! Has anyone tried Toby? Is he as skilled as Huy?

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  On 11/25/2024 at 11:07 AM, LearnedLearning said:

Awesome! Has anyone tried Toby? Is he as skilled as Huy?

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Dun forget therez a gatekeeper who decides whether you get to try the new person! His criteria are quite arbitrary and discriminatory. If you get to try Toby, good for you. If you dun get to try him, dats becoz you r discriminated against! Haha! (Of coz, it's simply outrageous and no laughing matter if you happen to be the unfortunate victim!)

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  On 11/27/2024 at 7:12 AM, bobadi said:

How come in their schedules he-who-must-not-be-named isnt listed at all? Has he been removed?!! Is it now safe to go to Cloud9?

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You wish ah! 皇帝不灭 公公永存!He obviously discovers to his chagrin that whenever he indicates his day off people flock there. To cut off his nose to spite his face, now he takes his name off altogether. Either that or nobody in his right mind ever asks for him, so it's better optics to exclude himself from the schedule.

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  On 11/27/2024 at 10:22 AM, Saaaa said:

I’m so intrigued by who is this 姥姥 you guys are speaking off! I’ve always noticed a skinny (friendly) and not so skinny (not soo friendly) gatekeeper at the counter.

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He is PRECISELY as described. If you watch period drama of palace intriques, who is the condescending, vicious, vindictive yet all-powerful 奴才, lurking in the shadows, sometimes making ghastly appearances to gleefully execute orders? Who at C9 do you think fits the description? Mind you, he is really the FINAL authority there, juz like in the movies! 皇帝不灭 公公永存!

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  On 11/27/2024 at 12:37 PM, rudeawakening said:

 

He is PRECISELY as described. If you watch period drama of palace intriques, who is the condescending, vicious, vindictive yet all-powerful 奴才, lurking in the shadows, sometimes making ghastly appearances to gleefully execute orders? Who at C9 do you think fits the description? Mind you, he is really the FINAL authority there, juz like in the movies! 皇帝不灭 

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  On 11/30/2024 at 2:45 AM, mungo said:

Anyone know how to get in touch with Soo Ho, pls DM thanks

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At C9 giving customers your contact number is an offense punishable by summary dismissal. While he is still hot, they might not take action but it will definitely count against him when they unleash a litany of cumulative excuses in the final execution.

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  On 12/23/2024 at 2:31 PM, mephistopheles said:

If you wanna try Viet boys, therez the celebrated Ken of Dspa, his equally delectable northern comrade Sean and the delish Thomas of SpaDlite, all of whom would leave you regretting ever allowing yourself to be delivered into his malevolent presence!

 

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The Viet boys at Cloud9 are more wholesome-looking. I suppose, being new to the scene, they have yet to be chronically exposed to corrupting elements. Those at Dspa and SpaD look more like riff-raff now after extended periods of BAD influence under the ilk of scoundrels like Edison! Haha!

 

 

 

 

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  On 1/21/2025 at 3:36 PM, theproblemisme said:

I meant Toby**

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Getting confused by the plethora of Viet boys everywhere?! For those out there equally befuddled, herez a nifty reference:

 

Cloud9 has Huy and Toby

SpaDlite Thomas

Dsparadise Ken and Sean

 

For those interested in how they look (beware of judging a book by its cover!):

 

Cloud9's Viets look like goody two-shoes, waiting to be corrupted;

 

Dspa's Ken resembles an irrepressible rascal you willingly allow to be ravished by, Sean feels like a kinky nerd who has some unfathomable hold over you;

 

SpaDlite's Thomas strikes one as a boy in a hurry to grow up, who nonchalantly observes your antics as you slobber merrily all over him with your puppy love.

 

 

 

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  On 1/22/2025 at 4:23 AM, rudeawakening said:

 

Getting confused by the plethora of Viet boys everywhere?! For those out there equally befuddled, herez a nifty reference:

 

Cloud9 has Huy and Toby

SpaDlite Thomas

Dsparadise Ken and Sean

 

For those interested in how they look (beware of judging a book by its cover!):

 

Cloud9's Viets look like goody two-shoes, waiting to be corrupted;

 

Dspa's Ken resembles an irrepressible rascal you willingly allow to be ravished by, Sean feels like a kinky nerd who has some unfathomable hold over you;

 

SpaDlite's Thomas strikes one as a boy in a hurry to grow up, who nonchalantly observes your antics as you slobber merrily all over him with your puppy love.

 

 

 

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hahaha you are like a male version of Catherine Lim. Very accurate description of the boys.  Except for Sean, the other four all have the innocent smile that makes you let your guard down. 

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