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On 7/20/2024 at 9:16 PM, hotdickcum said:

Tried Soo-Ho.

Nice guy. Communication not great, because he is lacking English skill.

 

Massage is good, I liked it and really helped my headache which I was having for the past 3 days before I went for massage. After his massage, my headache stops. 

 

The only thing is I was hoping for a more sensual massage too, but his massage is purely professional massage. Told me, he started like 9 days ago but has been doing massage over a year.

 

I would rate him about 7.5/10 for massage - I feel like there is a room for improvement, 10/10 for being nice and accommodating. The description said he is "muscular", but since I do bodybuilding, my muscular description is quite different. I would say he is lean meaty HAHA. 

 

I definitely would come back. Won't be opposed to go back to So-Hoo, but I would want to try another therapist. There is another therapist over there at that time, I saw him for like a short glimpse. he is more of my type, shame I dont see or know his name. 


Soo-Ho is polite and very friendly to me! I guess that's with everyone else. His massage is on the hard side but he willingly adjusted pressure for me. His English comm skills are challenged so this may be a problem for you. I tried speaking korean to him a bit and I think that's what he's most comfortable on. If you are really looking for an exceptional experience, maybe you can go to another masseur (and also because I want to gatekeep him for myself because he's totally my type and now I cannot stop thinking about him). 

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On 11/6/2024 at 9:41 AM, frauduster said:

 

Why never read previous posts? How many times must people tell you he is the BOSS of C9? Do u want the boss to serve you?!

he's the boss? Oh my! I never thought that the boss has always been the assigned masseur  doing me every time I visit the shop. My apologies to him. I hope he will have the chance to read my message.

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On 10/3/2024 at 4:03 PM, actofgod said:

There is finally a uber cute receptionist at Cloud9 to flirt with! After innumerable attempts, this one by the erudite name of Newton has been secured for a few weeks now. Do drop by and 色色 him!

 

But, come to think of it, the numerous others who quit after a few days could have done so precisely because too many 色狼 came to 色色 them!

 

 

 

 

Sure or not? Why all I see is you-know-who‼  Lots of customers swear that if they see you-know-who at the counter, they will not enter the place! Obviously, the management is BLIND to the cause of their bad business! Good for them!

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I have been told in no uncertain terms that you-know-who not only has pernicious prejudices against certain customers and masseurs, he also takes punitive action against them. For example, whenever certain customers ask for their favourite masseurs, he will say the masseurs are not free. Likewise, the customers of his bete noires will be told the masseurs are unavailable. Even, the receptionist Newton, whom he fancies, will have his shift changed IMMEDIATELY if he knows certain customers are coming to flirt with him!

 

I ask you, what sort of insanity is this?!!! But, like I always say, if a dog is mad, look at the master, hez probably deranged in the first place, otherwise how can he not know his own dog is mad?

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33 minutes ago, ageingqueen said:

I have been told in no uncertain terms that you-know-who not only has pernicious prejudices against certain customers and masseurs, he also takes punitive action against them. For example, whenever certain customers ask for their favourite masseurs, he will say the masseurs are not free. Likewise, the customers of his bete noires will be told the masseurs are unavailable. Even, the receptionist Newton, whom he fancies, will have his shift changed IMMEDIATELY if he knows certain customers are coming to flirt with him!

 

I ask you, what sort of insanity is this?!!! But, like I always say, if a dog is mad, look at the master, hez probably deranged in the first place, otherwise how can he not know his own dog is mad?

 

Haha, you must be one of those ah laos whose access to Soo-Ho has been blocked, right?  Who ask you to be old?!

 

 

 

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Hmm, new Viet boy coming! It looks like they are refreshing more frequently, removing under-peformers and thorns in the flesh rather ruthlessly. Good for those who seek new flesh, bad for sentimental loyalists! Great to differentiate itself from the other establishments which have not refreshed themselves for eons. 

 

But why never remove the OBVIOUS elephant in the room leh?!

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On 11/21/2024 at 11:53 PM, mephistopheles said:

Hmm, new Viet boy coming! It looks like they are refreshing more frequently, removing under-peformers and thorns in the flesh rather ruthlessly. Good for those who seek new flesh, bad for sentimental loyalists! Great to differentiate itself from the other establishments which have not refreshed themselves for eons. 

 

But why never remove the OBVIOUS elephant in the room leh?!

Awesome! Has anyone tried Toby? Is he as skilled as Huy?

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2 hours ago, LearnedLearning said:

Awesome! Has anyone tried Toby? Is he as skilled as Huy?

 

Dun forget therez a gatekeeper who decides whether you get to try the new person! His criteria are quite arbitrary and discriminatory. If you get to try Toby, good for you. If you dun get to try him, dats becoz you r discriminated against! Haha! (Of coz, it's simply outrageous and no laughing matter if you happen to be the unfortunate victim!)

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2 hours ago, bobadi said:

How come in their schedules he-who-must-not-be-named isnt listed at all? Has he been removed?!! Is it now safe to go to Cloud9?

 

You wish ah! 皇帝不灭 公公永存!He obviously discovers to his chagrin that whenever he indicates his day off people flock there. To cut off his nose to spite his face, now he takes his name off altogether. Either that or nobody in his right mind ever asks for him, so it's better optics to exclude himself from the schedule.

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2 hours ago, Saaaa said:

I’m so intrigued by who is this 姥姥 you guys are speaking off! I’ve always noticed a skinny (friendly) and not so skinny (not soo friendly) gatekeeper at the counter.

 

He is PRECISELY as described. If you watch period drama of palace intriques, who is the condescending, vicious, vindictive yet all-powerful 奴才, lurking in the shadows, sometimes making ghastly appearances to gleefully execute orders? Who at C9 do you think fits the description? Mind you, he is really the FINAL authority there, juz like in the movies! 皇帝不灭 公公永存!

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On 11/27/2024 at 8:37 PM, rudeawakening said:

 

He is PRECISELY as described. If you watch period drama of palace intriques, who is the condescending, vicious, vindictive yet all-powerful 奴才, lurking in the shadows, sometimes making ghastly appearances to gleefully execute orders? Who at C9 do you think fits the description? Mind you, he is really the FINAL authority there, juz like in the movies! 皇帝不灭 

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6 hours ago, mungo said:

Anyone know how to get in touch with Soo Ho, pls DM thanks

 

At C9 giving customers your contact number is an offense punishable by summary dismissal. While he is still hot, they might not take action but it will definitely count against him when they unleash a litany of cumulative excuses in the final execution.

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On 12/22/2024 at 9:58 PM, LearnedLearning said:

Hello! For those of you who had tried the new trainee, it'd be appreciated if you could pm and share about his massage skills. It has been a month plus since he is there. Planning to go soon. Thanks in advance. 

 

You will have to get past the evil gatekeeper first and then you have to tolerate (if you can) his INSUFFERABLE presence before and after the massage as he glowers menacingly like some malignant 妖怪 over the counter! Izit worth it?

 

If you wanna try Viet boys, therez the celebrated Ken of Dspa, his equally delectable northern comrade Sean and the delish Thomas of SpaDlite, all of whom would leave you regretting ever allowing yourself to be delivered into his malevolent presence!

 

 

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