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43 minutes ago, Guest curious said:

I noticed today that some of the room doors were open in the morning with lights lit and occupant giving full view of his butt. Some of the walkers went and locked the door and a few moments later, I could hear banging noises. I was bit astonished to see that this was happening in quite a few rooms. Does this usually happen in the morning? Any idea?

 

As a bottom, I wouldn't fuck any guy in the morning. Why? Cause you know what happens over night? Your body digest your dinner and you know what happen next? It turn into shit..

 

And you know what happens when a top stick a cock inside a bottom in the morning?

 

Shit happens.

 

Just a word of advise. It's annoying that top thinks they can just stick their cock in anytime they want. Then get shit on. Too bad.

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23 minutes ago, Guest Yuck said:

 

As a bottom, I wouldn't fuck any guy in the morning. Why? Cause you know what happens over night? Your body digest your dinner and you know what happen next? It turn into shit..

 

And you know what happens when a top stick a cock inside a bottom in the morning?

 

Shit happens.

 

Just a word of advise. It's annoying that top thinks they can just stick their cock in anytime they want. Then get shit on. Too bad.

Well, you could do few things as a bottom to keep your pipe clean for sex when you want to. You might want to ask for pointers from others who do it. I know its certainly possible but its just annoyingly difficult. I myself do it once in a while, not for getting fucked but to avoid having to shit amidst some important event. Im sure if you are a bottom that want morning sex, you need to connect with your body better. No point in having "These grapes are unreachable and so must be sour" attitude. If there is a will, there is a way!

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25 minutes ago, Guest Yuck said:

 

As a bottom, I wouldn't fuck any guy in the morning. Why? Cause you know what happens over night? Your body digest your dinner and you know what happen next? It turn into shit..

 

And you know what happens when a top stick a cock inside a bottom in the morning?

 

Shit happens.

 

Just a word of advise. It's annoying that top thinks they can just stick their cock in anytime they want. Then get shit on. Too bad.

Btw shit can happen anytime not just morning. If worried about that better not do anal sex at all.

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33 minutes ago, Guest Curious said:

Btw shit can happen anytime not just morning. If worried about that better not do anal sex at all.

 

This just means the bottom didn't fast and didn't douche properly. Learn to be a better bottom then shit won't happen.

If you are not confident to suck the top's cock ass to mouth, means you didn't clean properly.


PERIOD.

 

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On 1/14/2024 at 1:32 PM, Guest Yuck said:

 

As a bottom, I wouldn't fuck any guy in the morning. Why? Cause you know what happens over night? Your body digest your dinner and you know what happen next? It turn into shit..

 

And you know what happens when a top stick a cock inside a bottom in the morning?

 

Shit happens.

 

Just a word of advise. It's annoying that top thinks they can just stick their cock in anytime they want. Then get shit on. Too bad.

 

As a bottom, I would have thought it is your choice to get fucked or not, at whatever time or all the time or at no time at all.  Anything else would be rape.

 

As for tops, if you choose to fuck someone's ass, don't complain too much if you see shit.  Ideally, it should not happen, but the asshole is where shit exits, so if you stick your dick in there, what do you expect? 

 

As the Chinese saying goes, "if you eat salted fish, you will have to endure the thirst"

 

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19 minutes ago, yhtang said:

 

As a bottom, I would have thought it is your choice to get fucked or not, at whatever time or all the time or at no time at all.  Anything else would be rape.

 

As for tops, if you choose to fuck someone's ass, don't complain too much if you see shit.  Ideally, it should not happen, but the asshole is where shit exits, so if you stick your dick in there, what do you expect? 

 

As the Chinese saying goes, "if you eat salted fish, you will have to endure the thirst"

 

 

This post was from sauna thread, someone said they heard pounding sound in Keybox early morning. Those who stay overnight. And the OP was saying it's so gross that you fuck those overnight bottom. Sure got shit one. 

 

Then moderator removed the posts and it creates this false thread. With no context. Hanging.

 

Ofc if you bottom wake up early douche nicely and brush teeth for your top before he wake up. Sure by all means. But most bottom still asleep when their top wake up and wanna fuck.. Then expect shit lo. Cause I shit every morning one. My body confirm produced shit in the morning. Thats why I need to pang sai every morning. 

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32 minutes ago, Guest Oh Shit! said:

good for bottom to get fucked. It helps the shit to come out.

 

If is was bareback, and the top released a lot of cum inside, I believe the cum could act as lubricant, smoothing the route out 😁 - but do bear in mind the dangers of barebacking.  

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On 1/14/2024 at 1:32 PM, Guest Yuck said:

 

As a bottom, I wouldn't fuck any guy in the morning. Why? Cause you know what happens over night? Your body digest your dinner and you know what happen next? It turn into shit..

 

And you know what happens when a top stick a cock inside a bottom in the morning?

 

Shit happens.

 

Just a word of advise. It's annoying that top thinks they can just stick their cock in anytime they want. Then get shit on. Too bad.

 

not true. I always fuck my guy in the morning to slowly wake him up. no sign of shit at all.

 

 

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29 minutes ago, yhtang said:

 

If is was bareback, and the top released a lot of cum inside, I believe the cum could act as lubricant, smoothing the route out 😁 - but do bear in mind the dangers of barebacking.  

Some folks have shared here that getting fucked gives them the sensation of wanting to shit. Or they feel a shit coming out by the push and pull action. 

 

Fecal matter can enter the "eye of the penis" into the urethra. Possible infection. Will need to go DSC like my fren. The doc will use a small very thin  spoon to scoop it out.

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One of my twinks who stays overnight from time to time actually will go douche and make sure everything is clear in the morning. As I have to walk my dog in the morning and out of courtesy, I will usually pick up breakfast after, so I am usually out for at least 30-40 minutes which gives him time to go clean himself out. At first, I was surprised since I have learned from experience that morning sex can get messy in reality. Nothing like in the porn. However, he assured me that he douched and cleaned himself out while I was out, so I do appreciate that a lot about him. So yes, that has become something of a ritual. 

Love. 

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47 minutes ago, doncoin said:

One of my twinks who stays overnight from time to time actually will go douche and make sure everything is clear in the morning. As I have to walk my dog in the morning and out of courtesy, I will usually pick up breakfast after, so I am usually out for at least 30-40 minutes which gives him time to go clean himself out. At first, I was surprised since I have learned from experience that morning sex can get messy in reality. Nothing like in the porn. However, he assured me that he douched and cleaned himself out while I was out, so I do appreciate that a lot about him. So yes, that has become something of a ritual. 

Yes all bottom must douche before the PLANNED sex activity.

Even in sauna too. Go flush after shower.

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49 minutes ago, doncoin said:

One of my twinks who stays overnight from time to time actually will go douche and make sure everything is clear in the morning. As I have to walk my dog in the morning and out of courtesy, I will usually pick up breakfast after, so I am usually out for at least 30-40 minutes which gives him time to go clean himself out. At first, I was surprised since I have learned from experience that morning sex can get messy in reality. Nothing like in the porn. However, he assured me that he douched and cleaned himself out while I was out, so I do appreciate that a lot about him. So yes, that has become something of a ritual. 

And all tops.. please wash yr kkj after a bareback. Don't allow yr kkj to be sucked before a wash 

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3 hours ago, doncoin said:

One of my twinks who stays overnight from time to time actually will go douche and make sure everything is clear in the morning. As I have to walk my dog in the morning and out of courtesy, I will usually pick up breakfast after, so I am usually out for at least 30-40 minutes which gives him time to go clean himself out. At first, I was surprised since I have learned from experience that morning sex can get messy in reality. Nothing like in the porn. However, he assured me that he douched and cleaned himself out while I was out, so I do appreciate that a lot about him. So yes, that has become something of a ritual. 

Then what's the reward for yr so understanding btm?

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