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watched it in HK liao. Apart from one scene where Hiro Hayama showed his dick in the film, another attraction is how Vonnie Lui bared her boobs that take up the whole screen.

Don't expect much gayness in 3D Sex and Zen. It is never meant to be targeted at gays in the first place. :B)

I serioulsy doubt that the cock belongs to Hiro Hayama. If u notice it, when the cock was shot, it was not connected to the face. When the face was shown, his leg was concealing his cock.

Highly unlikely for him to bear his cock for this movie.

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"Transformers-3" movie die-hard fans pointed out that some scenes in the movie are in fact "recycled" from Michael Bay's previous movie - The Island. Come, test your eye sight

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Just returned from watching the final episode of the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2.

Show was filled with action for more than 2 hours and more. I especially like the CGI where the school teachers were protecting Hogwarts Castle on one side and the Voldemort and his troops attempted to storm the Hogwart Castle. I don't remember reading so much action in the final Potter book.

As a side cast, Lestrange did a good job. So is Snape.

I think this is a fitting finale for the Harry Potter Series.

Recommended.

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Frankly, I have not read a single book or watched a single series of Harry porter. Is it advisable for me to watch P2 final?

I hope to buy a complete series of Harry porter book to read and where can I get the 2nd hand adult series - my budget is $50.

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Frankly, I have not read a single book or watched a single series of Harry porter. Is it advisable for me to watch P2 final?

I hope to buy a complete series of Harry porter book to read and where can I get the 2nd hand adult series - my budget is $50.

You can just go to any library and borrow it. Its in the children section. Safe you some money and thats no way u can get the complete set with $50

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Frankly, I have not read a single book or watched a single series of Harry porter. Is it advisable for me to watch P2 final?

I hope to buy a complete series of Harry porter book to read and where can I get the 2nd hand adult series - my budget is $50.

Late comer, I have not read a single book either, save for Order of the Phoenix which I borrowed from a friend. But I have watched Philosopher's Stone, Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban on TV b4, whereas the rest of the story, I juz managed to get a rough idea from the corresponding Wikipedia articles. I did watch Deathly Hallows Part 1 in cinema last year. So now, I'm gonna wait until they sell the full collection of all 8 films in the video stores. Sure got wan! ;)

P2 does explain a lot of things but it is all spoilers if you never watch p1 to p7 part 1.

frankly the ending was a little disappointing. but it does wrap up the entire series.

Well, it has to follow closely to wat Rowling wrote. ;)

"You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."

Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad)

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I was horrified when seeing the scene where Harry removed his soaking-wet shirts after he and his mates have climbed out from the lake. Daniel's body is so pale and hairy like a teen wolf. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

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I was horrified when seeing the scene where Harry removed his soaking-wet shirts after he and his mates have climbed out from the lake. Daniel's body is so pale and hairy like a teen wolf. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

He's British la.... got choice meh?

"You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."

Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad)

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straight frens said entirely NO good..........

not sure about the rest

any1 know of any website which we can view online?

If you have watched that, can you share what movie is all about? Is is worth watching?

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The movie sucks , and very geli and gross . my friend and i say that the storyline in the end very bad .

The Story Line/Summary :

The story is about a scholar who dare to challenge moral teachings of the Sack Monk .The monk attempts to lecture the scholar that spiritual enlightenment transcends the passions of the flesh but the scholar, who enjoys women, naturally doesn't agree.

The scholar, after a disastrous yet humorous wedding night, soon initiates his bride into the pleasures of sex, aided greatly by the illustrations of a copy of said sex manual that he owns. But soon, the amorous husband goes about his 'scholastic travels' where he meets the greatest thief known to man. The thief is able to sneak into people's houses undetected, and the scholar wants to learn this skill so that he can sleep with other men's wives. The thief was initially willing to help him, until he catches the scholar one day and discovers that the scholar is not very well-endowed.

The thief tells the scholar that stealing other men's wives requires both good lovemaking skills and equipment. The thief promises to help the scholar only if he has a horse's penis. Of course, the thief didn't think it was possible, until the scholar returned one day, indeed, with a horse's penis attached as his own. Apparently, the scholar met a doctor who was able to replace anatomical parts (a scene with a cameo by Hong Kong comedian Kent Cheng).

The doctor managed to transplant a horse's penis to replace the scholar's meager one. Armed with his new 20-inch penis, the scholar goes on a sexual rampage, not caring if he is seducing other men's wives, or is nearly caught in the process. Meanwhile, the scholar's wife, after experiencing the joys of sex, becomes sexually frustrated. She tried masturbating with paintbrushes but is left unsatisfied until she has an affair with the gardener, the husband of one of the wives the scholar seduced. She becomes pregnant and runs away with the man, who persuades her to have an abortion. She soon finds solace in a brothel where she perfects her sexual skills to become the top courtesan.

Meanwhile, the scholar husband has become frail and sick due to too much sex (involving 2 sisters-in-law who are bisexual and into S&M). He goes to the brothel for treatment, where he is offered the top courtesan. At first, both husband and wife cannot recognize each other; she looked at his penis and thought it couldn't be her husband's because his was small; he couldn't recognize her because his eyesight was failing. While they were having sex, he took a close look at her figure and nipple and recognized her. To her dismay, he screamed and shouted and called her a disgrace. To his dismay, she went off and hanged herself. The man, completely broken, went back to the monk to ask for forgiveness.

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Bizarre. But were there scenes of male nudity? Erotic scenes?

Will you watch it for that 3 second male nudity scene?

When the rest of the show is about bouncing tits and hairy pussies?

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horse penis?!

yuck!!

"You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."

Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad)

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Will you watch it for that 3 second male nudity scene?

When the rest of the show is about bouncing tits and hairy pussies?

The whole movie only have 3 sec of male nudity? Really tht bad ah?!

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Rich gays in spore pls get together to finance a gay version of 'Sex & Zen'. Please....

With so many creative talents in this industry, sure can get good script, acting, director, art direction, cinetomagraphy, music, costume and better looking actors with 'elephant' dick. Go to Cannes/Hollywood & win lots of awards. Show them how to make artful asian erotica.

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I've just watched that movie. So horrible. I couldn't see any male frontal nudity. I even missed that 3 seconds scence. I don't recommend anyone to watch. It's really waste of time. I've wasted almost 2 hr of my time. I should've stayed at home and watched pxxn instead. :P

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If you have watched that, can you share what movie is all about? Is is worth watching?

Sex and zen /Yu pu tuan is a series of Cat 3 Hong Kong Movie.

The only one worth watching is the one that Shu qi acted in.I think it's called 'yu nu xing jing'.It have a Bisexual theme.

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Has anyone watched 3D Sex and Zen? Discovered anything peculiar in the cinema?

Such as somebody can't hold it, take out hard cock and masturbate?

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Has anyone watched 3D Sex and Zen? Discovered anything peculiar in the cinema?

Such as somebody can't hold it, take out hard cock and masturbate?

I had a horrible experience at Yangtze. It was my 1st & last.

I saw many kong kong with brown paper bags clutched against the stomach and covering the groin areas.

If there's a fishy smell in the theatre, it's a new fragrance called 'PRECUM'

Pity the poor cleaners after every screening.Sigh... Must be cursing & swearing after stepping on suspicious sticky goo on the floor. Suay.........

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Coming To A Theatre Near You.

The forbidden love between the scholar and white snake has once again reincarnated. Like gay love, there is always someone (representing the Righteous Person?) all out to destroy the bond between the boy and the snake which he claims is not right by the laws of nature. Hopefully, this version of the story has a happy ending.

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Coming To A Theatre Near You.

The forbidden love between the scholar and white snake has once again reincarnated. Like gay love, there is always someone (representing the Righteous Person?) all out to destroy the bond between the boy and the snake which he claims is not right by the laws of nature. Hopefully, this version of the story has a happy ending.

Looks good! But I found the english title kinda lacking in Oomph. Hope this is just as good as the Joey Wong and Maggie Cheung one. If Charlene Choi is taking the green snake role, she sure have BIG shoes to fill given her cutesy innocent demeanor is a little hard to shake off.

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It's not that I do not want to support local movie. However, watching this trailer, just make me laugh and laugh ....

Unfortunately, not much was shown. Felt that the makeup and wardrobe department needed a lot more help. The girls makeup is so...up to date. Haha.

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Search for Pedro Almodovar, a Spanish director already won an Oscar:

All About My Mother, Hable Con Ella (All About Her), La Mala Educacion (Bad Education).

For love stories, I like Como Agua Para Chocolate (Like Water For Chocolate) and Sweet November (starring Keannu Reeves and Charlise Theron).

Comedies, I like this French movie entitled Sitcom and The Wedding Banquet

Revenge stories, I like this Spanish film called Read My Lips, Bully(USA) and Dogville(starring Nicole Kidman).

These are really nice films, you'll be hooked.

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從今生追尋到前世,生命蘊藏莫測的神秘。

出生在南洋從小移民美國的陳世明,在毫無設防心理狀態下觸及前世姻緣。每到月圓之夜,夢中便出現龍眼粥飄香。台灣台南的何心悅在陳世明夢中輕喚:「龍眼粥好了,請吃吧!」­前世愛妻何心悅的影像從模糊到逐漸清晰,陳世明因緣際會來到台灣,循著夢中悠揚的二胡琴聲,探索生命深處心靈交會的秘密,尋覓夢中輕喚他吃龍眼粥的愛妻,還有愛妻何心悅緊­握手中的幸運草項鍊。

陳世明能祭他前世的愛妻何心悅嗎?何心悅是生?是死?是變老了?還是變醜了?陳世明尋尋覓覓,找到夢中出現的神秘故居,他推開斑駁的大門走進去,屋內景物熟稔,牆上一張年­輕人的遺照。是陳世明的前世,供桌上龍眼粥飄香,昔日紅顏何心悅已是白髮老婦,端著一碗龍眼粥放在供桌上,對著遺照輕喚:「龍眼粥好了,請吃吧!」

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