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anyone besides me think this movie really suck? i mean the movie itself, especially the script. no offense to fans of michelle and the other dude, acting wise pretty decent but the stupid script highlighted once again that singapore can only produce cheesy, simple minded flicks that will nv be an impression on us. How is this going to inspire or bring out any further message from the movie where simply as in the script, how u can be famous is just by shedding a tear and hence u will win 10yr mediacorp contract? PLEASE?!! stop perpetuating that we singaporeans are dumb and have the decency to construct a script tt is worth of the movie money we pay, if not we will nv ever improve in our film industry. stop making scripts so predictable and all round cheesy. I watched this because Apple of my eye was fully booked so sadly had nth else to watch and decide to give a singapore film another shot, but sadly it Already famous sucks big time and once again disappointed me. Look at apple of my eye, also a low budget film with unknown actors but nonetheless the script is way better then this stupid show which so degrading to our society. cant imagine how foreigners will perceive us. In summary, unless i shed a tear and can win 10yr contract, if not this film dont deserve it's acclaims. not even worth watching dvd

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No doubt the accent that Michelle chose doesn’t reflect that of a Yong Peng resident. It is not like Singapore, which is over 400 times smaller than Malaysia, and even different regions of Malaysia have different accents. Coming from Johor myself, I can attest to the fact that Johoreans do not speak with such accent. In fact, thanks to the availability of Singapore TV signal in Johor, many Chinese Johoreans can speak almost like Singaporeans. I even received a comment from a local before that I do not sound Malaysian. But heck, that is not my priority concern when watching this movie. I’m more to wanting to get the humour out of the story plus Michelle’s imitating talent. ;)

Haha but when u go jb, u can hear malaysian accent everywhere, as long as locals r speaking mandarin, its totally similar. The movie's boring storyline is like super long, the climax is like some run off the mill scripting, one minute to cry to get 10 yrs mediacorp contract. Abit unrealistic, even 才华横溢 only give 2 yr contract, moreover an extra competition, michelle must be laughing her way to the bank, haha mda grant and box office profits!

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That's becos u have a lot of Malaysians from different corners of the country working in JB or those working in Singapore crossing over to JB to chill the weekend off. I dun mind so much about whether it's realistic onot when it's meant to be a comedy.... And comedies can be exaggeratingly unrealistic....

"You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."

Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad)

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I thought the movie was a terrible disappointment.

In my mind's eye,Michelle was quite the genius.

"Already Famous" is definitely less what her full potential can produce.

The only reason the theatre I was in was fully booked was because the audience believed in her too.

And hor,that audio track that kept playing during the movie was such a ear-sore.

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Jack Neo's 2012 blockbuster

WE NOT NAUGHTY 《孩子不坏》 is a poignant story which examines the problems faced by parents with their rebellious children in Singapore’s current society...

Starring Daniel Chan 陈晓东, Xiang Yun 向云, Shawn Lee 李创锐, Joshua Ang 洪賜健, Cherry Hsia 夏如芝, Roy Loi 黎沸挥, Eric Moo 巫启贤, Yan Li Ming 颜黎明, Jacky Chin 奇贤

Opens 19 January 2012!

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maybe he should film something like... 老爸最坏 or 老公最坏!

will never watch his film after that unfaithful incident !! same to the bitchy mouth 权, will never watch any tv program host by her !!!

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maybe he should film something like... 老爸最坏 or 老公最坏! will never watch his film after that unfaithful incident !! same to the bitchy mouth 权, will never watch any tv program host by her !!!

Agree with you!

Boycott both Jack Neo and 权怡凤!

Unless........Jack Neo direct and star in his own story 老爸最坏 or 老公最坏. 权怡凤 so ugly .......not fit to be fox vixen or first wife leh..............what role can she be in.............hmmm......

Ahh!!!!!!!!!!! She can be the first wife's best friend! IN 老爸最坏 or 老公最坏, Jack Neo was found to be bi, he had 2 gay boyfriends - Ah Peh from bowling alley and Uncle driving taxi. Upon discovering Jack Neo's affairs, 权怡凤 volunteered to beat up both men and was sentenced to life time imprisonment for killing them.........

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Yawn yawn..............same old story line, same old directing, same old style.....nothing new, nothing interesting, nothing original

I can't even be bothered to watch his movies free on internet, talk about paying 10 bucks for it, no way !!!!

The themes always preach about the right values etc but Neo is such a hypocrite and not practising what he preached , watching his films is just like buying slimming pills from a fatty who is telling you that guarantee to lose 7kg within 7 days (no offence intended for the chubs, in fact I think chubs are cute and very very huggable)

His press conference regarding the affair with a woman is so "drama", just like any of his movies... poor taste , unbearable and lack originality..................NEXT

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Jack Neo's 2012 blockbuster

WE NOT NAUGHTY 《孩子不坏》 is a poignant story which examines the problems faced by parents with their rebellious children in Singapore’s current society...

Starring Daniel Chan 陈晓东, Xiang Yun 向云, Shawn Lee 李创锐, Joshua Ang 洪賜健, Cherry Hsia 夏如芝, Roy Loi 黎沸挥, Eric Moo 巫启贤, Yan Li Ming 颜黎明, Jacky Chin 奇贤

Opens 19 January 2012!

How much have Jack Neo pay you to advertise the movie in here? Zzzzzzz

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Jack Neo's era had ended long ago.

He had probably enjoyed his popularity in the 90s where his Monday night variety show was well-accepted

by the less-privileged audience aka uncles and aunties.

Yes he directed is first movie in 1997 and was an instant hit.

He stroked a chord when 'Money was really not enough" during the economic crisis.

He also managed to score another hit about anxious parents and their wayward children.

But that's all!

His recent fiasco with attention-seeking char-bo simply is a facade to gain more media attention.

The only way to regain prominence is through sensational news.

Well, Jacky Chan did it with his "Xiao Loong Nu".

So it is fortunate that the local newspaper did not label him as the Wong-Kar-Wai of Singapore.

His movies are, at best, C-graders.

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WE NOT STRAIGHT! would be a better movie?

Wow great! about this 'innocent ' married man wondering into a gay sauan in chinatown 'by chance'.

Saw so many naked men & was so tempted & keeps going back even though he struggles. Then one day,

he bumps into his colleagues, his brother-in-law, his nephew, his neighbour, his boss, etc on skin nite.

Then do mass orgy with all of them. Name of movie "Shit, Prey,Cock" in 4D(with smell. Just put raw oyster in front of the aircon in the theatre to simulate u-know-what)

This one I sure watch :)

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Fans of the movie or Jack Neo, please be informed that there will be a Meet and Greet Session / Roadshow for this movie tomorrow (Friday)!

Meet and Greet / Roadshow

Venue: Novena Square 2, Level 1 atrium

Date: Friday 13 January 2012

Time: 7 pm

Guests: Jack Neo, Daniel Chan, Cherry Hsia

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WE NOT STRAIGHT! would be a better movie?

shawn looks a tad like Desmond tan here.

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

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结缘不结

不解缘

 

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Can't believe jack neo still have new movie??? And the theme abt the same as the rest of the movie he produced!?

But shawn indeed grow up to be quite cute.

对自己好是一种幸福,

对别人好是一种积福。

 

Spend time counting your blessings,

not airing your complaints.

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I am judging based on trailer

Once again, no plot seemed to be showing in the trailer, in fact similar to another Singapore movie's trailer, it screamed NO plot, just snapshots of social problems (from Ah long to ITE students)

Also I am a little puzzled by the genre of this movie, if this is meant to be comedy, I didnt laugh at any part of the trailer, which is bad as trailers are suppose to have the best parts to entice you to watch the movie. If this is a social drama, those topics had been discussed many times and yet I didnt see anything new in the trailer.

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Another suggestion, make a movie on 'I Not Prawn' after reading thru the many responses on the thread 'Singaporean known as prawn?' Bring a camera & interview singaporeans on the street and let audience rate the faces with a counter on the screen, sort of interactive experimental movie. lol.

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Jack Neo's latest movie "We Not Stupid":

1. achieved 100,000 views on Youtube within 2 weeks

2. stars HK actor Daniel Chan and Taiwan babe Cherry Hsia

3. stars veteran xinyao singers Eric Moo, Roy Loi, Jacky chin and Yan Liming

4. stars cuties Joshua Ang and Shawn Lee

5. stars MediaCorp's most respected actress Xiang Yun

It looks set to be a box office hit!

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I saw the movie :) but left halfway . Terrible plot .... The first part of the movie did touch my heart , cause jack neo made a girl shave her hair ........ But the next half of the movie .... Well I don't know , left the cinema . A terrible movie :( and the daniel guy stripping was the best part , but never saw his abs anyway ... Wasted , quite a cute guy ! However I think he cannot act la .. Wait for avengers and underworld !!!

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Hahaha.... u're not wrong.... but u're not entirely correct either. While Namewee's 2007 controversy had a bit to do with the situation, the tax rebate was also mainly due to Nasi Lemak 2.0's classification as a 'foreign movie'. The same case happened to Ice Kacang Puppy Love before even though both movies were shot in Malaysia and by Malaysians.

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In the more recent Malaysian Film Festival, Nasi Lemak 2.0 contested in only the Best Non-Malay Film category, due to its 'foreign film' status. It had to compete with not just non-Malay locally-made films but also non-Malay foreign films, which is obviously an unfair competition ground. Luckily, another local movie, released in conjunction with CNY early this year, Great Day 天天好天bagged that award.

So now you finally realised how your fellow Chinese are being discriminalised in their own country, and this is just only over one very small issue.

He will never get to meet Najib over this issue cos Najib is a very very busy man and can only have time for very important issue like poor people who just got sodomised and need some advice badly.

Najib's 1Malaysia is only a cheap slogan to gain Chinese votes with nothing material in it and its nothing new.

Singapore was kicked out of Malaysia half a century ago because of LKY's slogan "Malaysian's Malaysia" ,which in essence similar to 1Malaysia; the Malay rulers simply cannot accept equal status for other races!

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So now you finally realised how your fellow Chinese are being discriminalised in their own country, and this is just only over one very small issue.

He will never get to meet Najib over this issue cos Najib is a very very busy man and can only have time for very important issue like poor people who just got sodomised and need some advice badly.

Najib's 1Malaysia is only a cheap slogan to gain Chinese votes with nothing material in it and its nothing new.

Singapore was kicked out of Malaysia half a century ago because of LKY's slogan "Malaysian's Malaysia" ,which in essence similar to 1Malaysia; the Malay rulers simply cannot accept equal status for other races!

Stop targeting qedcwc leh...

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Bought the Nasi Lemak 2.0 movie cd from a shop @ $12.90.

It's a comedy.

The original Malaysian version DVD selling in JB costs RM19.90 and has the DVD, "the making of", 2 music videos, a video of its international premiere in Melbourne and a big Nasi Lemak postcard!

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