Keybox Sauna @ Upp Circular Rd (No Ads or Bitch fight)

[TopChinese]

If you were the guy I fucked in KB on CNY Eve around 9pm, please PM me here. 

 

I think I may left my wedding cockring inside you. 

 

[RDR]

I read so much about the local saunas on this forum, I decided to pay a visit at Keybox on its skin nite today. 

I would say, if you really want to have a good time, skin nite is really the night (I'm not sure about the other saunas but logic tells me a similar theme should yield the result). 

I'm not alien to the sauna culture, I've been to the first one in my late teens when Spartacus first opened (guess I'm revealing my age lol), it was a 40+ yr old daddy who brought me there, tsk tsk.

Over the years, I've evolved, my life has changed quite a lot, I am a daddy type myself today and I've stopped frequenting local saunas at least in the last decade but I do occasionally go to the ones overseas on my work trips. 

So, re-stepping into a local sauna today made me feel a little nervous, maybe that's not the right word... perhaps it's more excitement? I even brought my cock ring and poppers along!

 

I must say I was a little overwhelmed by the crowd. It was 7:30pm and the locker area was full of people, I could not get into my locker and stood there for maybe 5 mins so the guys could change and walk out, making space for those like me, who just arrived. I will give you guys a very easy context to understand: for nearly one hour, the dark maze was impossible to infiltrate and once you manage to get in, it's very hard to get out. There's easily 30-40 people in the dark maze during that hour, all squeezing back to back, chest to chest, cock to cock - it's impossible to fend off them hands that's coming from everywhere! Woo hoo! If you are a secret perv like me, good; this is filth, sleaze and lust at its best. If you are prim, proper and prima donna, this is not for you, it's harlem and not 5th avenue. I honestly didn't know local guys take to poppers so well, once I uncapped it (them ears are sharp!), people just kept flocking to my hands, I was so afraid I would spill it! Three men who sniffed from my bottle came loads, not that I mind... I had to get out to bathe, come in again, and someone sniffed it and came so hard and I had to get out... I tend to think, it's the premium poppers from Germany that did the work, not my hands or mouth lol. I honestly didn't care if the cum on my thighs and hands was smearing everyone as I tried to squeeze my way out. Also, there's just cum on the floor everywhere, and I mean A LOT OF CUM. Well, what did you expect? It's sleazy as fuck, that's the sauna culture. I had really good blow jobs in the maze while I'm blissed out on poppers (so were the suckers), I could make out some faces under the faint lighting and had a couple of really good and deep kissing. I'm pervy, this works very well for me.

 

I noticed something quite starkly different between the local and overseas saunas (mainly in Europe) - Singaporeans at large are still very shy. Nothing really happens along the corridors, it's a lot of look see look see, and uncle like me had to squint in the dark to make out the faces. I feel, it's a little disappointing in that aspect and men walking around with their hands covering their crotches are weird as fuck, seriously. And you know what's the funny thing, that this does not happen at Yunomori Onsen, which is a straight establishment. One cannot help but feel that Singaporean gays are rather emasculated, where is the pride in your manhood? And it's not an Asian thing, my experience at 24 Kaikan in Japan was not like this, the Japanese chaps walk around with their cock hanging out proud as fuck.

 

As the night went on, there's more and more men and I mean A LOT OF MEN. Easily around 100 chaps at peak hour, which was between 8 and 9pm. I had to fucking queue to shower, now that's a fucking crowd right? I love the diversity at Keybox, there's so many different kinds of men. There's the dominant Chinese crowd, the caucasians (although most of them were older - beyond 55), there's the Filipinos, South Asians... there were hunks, dad bods, cute twinks and just plain healthy looking guys; I honestly think the crowd was beautiful tonight. My philosophy is that men are just beautiful, a cock is a cock and when you are there to unleash your lust, you are just sexy to me. Of course, I have my own preferences too, but in this sort of premise, I would be friendly and kind to everyone because we are all here to unload and just simply be a real man. That's what I really love about the sauna culture, there's this strong undercurrent of lust pervading through every crevice, there's an unspoken code of brotherhood where we want pleasure to manifest in the most beastly manner possible. Ok maybe not everyone thinks like me but I tend to believe if I subscribe to this pretext, it allows me to enjoy myself with no hang ups. I'm very happy to say I did not encounter any rude people, nobody slapped my hands off, they just gently nudged it off, which is gentlemanly enough. I saw a few South Asian queens in the smoking area while taking a smoke break, they were pretty entertaining and amusing, it's not my scene but I love having diversity in this enclave - as I said, every man who has a cock and paid to get in, deserves to have fun - in whatever way they like. 

 

Maybe many years of overseas work experience have changed my personality and outlook, I really don't find it a problem to compliment someone when they are good looking. I saw this bespectacled hunk with such an adorable babyface, I walked past him as I was leaving and told him that he's really cute. He struggled to curl the corner of his lip and attempt a smile, I guess that's his way of saying "thanks"? Haha. Everyone who made a pass at me, gets a big beaming smile, whether they are my type or not. I'm in my 40s, I do not take such attention for granted and I value it even more when it's a young chap who takes an interest in a daddy like me (I heard daddy culture is growing in Singapore too). And isn't it just basic manners and human decency, that when someone takes a fancy on you, you thank the person for the compliment? But overall, the crowd tonight is commendable, generally, I could see everyone is enjoying and having fun. I fucking love the dark maze, I cannot think of any context that gets you jit dua dui lanjiaos - not even at a private orgy party! 

 

I had a lot of fun, I didn't do any anal but there's a lot of two way sucking, fingering, wanking, in the steamroom, at the dark maze, got a couple of friendly guys into the rooms and blissed out, sometimes some of us don't even cum, we're here to play and that's all that matters. I was kissing and hugging one guy passionately in the dark maze, I was able to see a little of his face, and he probably gauged I didn't look like a loony myself too. It's not something I always do but in that moment, it felt really good, my loneliness and whatever that's bothering my mind disappeared. Sometimes, isn't that we are just looking for? It's not the best of places but it was a real connection. I savoured every swipe of his tongue against mine.

 

See, it's really simple, just men being men. I hope this review will give you a better clarity of what happens in the sauna on the most popular theme night. Of course, please practise safe sex, put on condoms, and if you are already on it, remember your boost of truvada. Please, please, please remember to practise safe sex, do not let the lust overcome that few minutes and regret for the rest of your life. There will always be those who advocate total abstinence from such premises and they are not wrong like what Guest Truth is always posting and reiterating, there is a higher risk of contracting STDs and HIV but you do your best ya? 

 

I don't know about going to a sauna regularly - I tend to think if you are too obsessed with anything, even a good thing can become bad, let alone an activity like this that actually depletes our psyche of warmth. Loneliness... it is what it is, driving us to connect so fleetingly through pleasure. I'm not saying one must be single to feel loneliness, because I'm not single; it' just life can take a toll on us, there's always this moment of profound solitude we desperately want to eradicate and connecting with strangers in a sauna is a quick solution. I used to frequent saunas a lot, and I've had my share of many good years of fun, today I look at these muscle bods or hunks, it's good to look at but I don't feel the need to have them. I gravitate towards the men who are quietly confident, and they don't need to be drop dead gorgeous, or it feels too instagramed; there were plenty of them at Keybox tonight. Will I go back again? I think for me it's not necessary. But damn... it was truly good fun tonight, and I really mean it. In my line of work, I always get my hands dirty and get close to the ground to feel what frontline guys are doing and so, I really want to thank the friendly staff at Keybox for making the Skin Nite such a huge success. And on a night like this, cleaning out men's fluids and semen everywhere? I will not pretend I can do a better job - it's shit loads of hard labour work. 

 

When I finally walked out of the sauna and turned my head, watching as straight people walked past those dark glass doors, which look so seemingly innocent and insignificant in the heart of Boat Quay; I can only imagine the horrors on their faces if they get a tour inside. 

I chuckled at that thought, puffed out my last billowing smoke and disappeared into the night. 

 

 

Edited February 16, 2019 by RDR

[G_M]

Please stick to the topic.

[Guest Cummander]

Today is my 5th time to KB and then I saw this hunk again whom I saw on my 1st visit. Malay, hunky, tall, lean muscular bod and walks around naked with his big cock dangling. What a sight !! Anyone knws who this hunk is ?

[BJason18]

  On 2/17/2019 at 3:40 AM, G_M said:

Please stick to the topic.

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 RDR wrote a nice review tho

[Guest Truth]

RDR, thanks for the detailed field report, I was there too last night (8 to 11pm). Indeed many new faces yesterday, am not suprised if we had crossed paths & rubbed shoulders without knowing haha. 

I  actually went again today (4.30 - 7.45), though not as crowded but still good with around 80-90 guys, quite a number of young fit yandao.

My highlight of the day was to lend a listening ear to this gorgeous looking boy who has fallen for his straight buddy. My own personal life hasn't been smooth sailing either, hopefully by sharing my stories will make him a stronger man.

 

[Guest Truth]

  On 2/17/2019 at 12:00 PM, Guest Cummander said:

Today is my 5th time to KB and then I saw this hunk again whom I saw on my 1st visit. Malay, hunky, tall, lean muscular bod and walks around naked with his big cock dangling. What a sight !! Anyone knws who this hunk is ?

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I think should be indian. He is a regular there. Dont really like him, had a brush with him before, quite bitchy and rude, will glare at you if you accidentally bumped into him at blind corners.  

There is another more matured Malay hunk, always in trunks or boxer briefs. This one is more low key and harmless.

[Joe08]

  On 2/17/2019 at 3:39 PM, Guest Truth said:

I think should be indian. He is a regular there. Dont really like him, had a brush with him before, quite bitchy and rude, will glare at you if you accidentally bumped into him at blind corners.  

There is another more matured Malay hunk, always in trunks or boxer briefs. This one is more low key and harmless.

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I think the cock that I sucked last week. 

[Guest maybe]

  On 2/17/2019 at 12:00 PM, Guest Cummander said:

Today is my 5th time to KB and then I saw this hunk again whom I saw on my 1st visit. Malay, hunky, tall, lean muscular bod and walks around naked with his big cock dangling. What a sight !! Anyone knws who this hunk is ?

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But doesnt he always , or most of time, cover his dick with his hands.

 

But, actually he is friendly , chatted with him ....

while he was standing near the entrance to the lockers.

But I m not sure what types of guys he's chasing....

[Guest Truth]

  On 2/17/2019 at 4:41 PM, Guest maybe said:

 

 

But doesnt he always , or most of time, cover his dick with his hands.

 

But, actually he is friendly , chatted with him ....

while he was standing near the entrance to the lockers.

But I m not sure what types of guys he's chasing....

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Well, if you got it flaunt it, if you haven't hide lor.

Usually Indians will go after their own kind or caucasian.

[whitedick]

  On 2/17/2019 at 12:00 PM, Guest Cummander said:

Today is my 5th time to KB and then I saw this hunk again whom I saw on my 1st visit. Malay, hunky, tall, lean muscular bod and walks around naked with his big cock dangling. What a sight !! Anyone knws who this hunk is ?

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Yup. Great fun when in bed. Gonna love that moaning 

[Guest disclosed yourself]

  On 2/17/2019 at 12:26 PM, BJason18 said:

 RDR wrote a nice review tho

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I  think that ranting from someone after RDR's review was already deleted out prior to your own post... So Moderator was referring to get back or stick to topic to warn these posts, which were removed...

 

 

 

Ko te tokanga nui a Noho.

[cocopuff]

Is keybox clean? And any suggestions on which day should I pay the visit? 

[Guest chocopuff]

  On 2/18/2019 at 10:47 AM, cocopuff said:

Is keybox clean? And any suggestions on which day should I pay the visit? 

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Boy! Clean is something subjective. In general it is somehow clean but if the cleaners don't come after it might not be clean.

I personally wear slippers at the shower area and often at all parts because of fungus and foot warts.

 

If you are a first timer and very shy then you maybe go on a weekday from Tuesday to Thursday or more to the after hours on a weekend (after 9pm). If you are not shy and want something happening then you might go Fridays to Mondays (inclusive).

 

The description from RDR is ok, but sometimes overcrowding might result in less action or a disappointing visit as there are too many people around, rooms are always busy and you might get touched at every corner. Big crowd must not mean a successful visit. It always depends what you want and what you are looking for.

 

If you are a youngster and looking for around same age sex partners, I think the Tuesday is the young boy night where entry for certain people below some certain age is free or at a lower entrance fee.

There are theme nights, check the website.

 

 

 

[cocopuff]

  On 2/18/2019 at 2:00 PM, Guest chocopuff said:

 

Boy! Clean is something subjective. In general it is somehow clean but if the cleaners don't come after it might not be clean.

I personally wear slippers at the shower area and often at all parts because of fungus and foot warts.

 

If you are a first timer and very shy then you maybe go on a weekday from Tuesday to Thursday or more to the after hours on a weekend (after 9pm). If you are not shy and want something happening then you might go Fridays to Mondays (inclusive).

 

The description from RDR is ok, but sometimes overcrowding might result in less action or a disappointing visit as there are too many people around, rooms are always busy and you might get touched at every corner. Big crowd must not mean a successful visit. It always depends what you want and what you are looking for.

 

If you are a youngster and looking for around same age sex partners, I think the Tuesday is the young boy night where entry for certain people below some certain age is free or at a lower entrance fee.

There are theme nights, check the website.

 

 

 

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Thanks for the guide, do they include slipper there?

[mate69]

  On 2/18/2019 at 2:12 PM, cocopuff said:

Thanks for the guide, do they include slipper there?

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No

[cocopuff]

Oh, then I better prepare slipper, feels strange to walk around barefoot.

[Steve5380]

  On 2/18/2019 at 2:00 PM, Guest chocopuff said:

 

The description from RDR is ok, but sometimes overcrowding might result in less action or a disappointing visit as there are too many people around, rooms are always busy and you might get touched at every corner. Big crowd must not mean a successful visit. It always depends what you want and what you are looking for.

 

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It would be nice to have magic powers,

so that when you arrive you make everyone pass through a sorting station

where the unattractive are diverted to the locker room to dress and exit,

and the attractive ones are left for you to choose.  

[raphkoksg]

Havent been to a sauna before. What can I expect? Do you usually walk around barefooted? And like what to do after entering one? Hahah

[Guest PolyBoi]

Is entry based on exact age (by date of birth) or by year? I have a friend who's turning 18 in March, and wanna go together for first time this week, but not sure if can enter. 

[Guest Truth]

  On 2/18/2019 at 5:32 PM, Guest PolyBoi said:

Is entry based on exact age (by date of birth) or by year? I have a friend who's turning 18 in March, and wanna go together for first time this week, but not sure if can enter. 

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For me, I will go a day after my 18th birthday. Just find it not very auspicious to visit a sauna on one's birthday. Since he has already waited so long, no harm to wait another month.

[LeanMature]

  On 2/18/2019 at 5:24 PM, raphkoksg said:

Havent been to a sauna before. What can I expect? Do you usually walk around barefooted? And like what to do after entering one? Hahah

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Barefoot.  Take a shower after entering.  Then pick the guy you want to lose your virginity to. 

[cocopuff]

  On 2/19/2019 at 3:11 AM, LeanMature said:

 

Barefoot.  Take a shower after entering.  Then pick the guy you want to lose your virginity to. 

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In general guys inside barefoot or with slipper?

[Guest disclosed yourself]

  On 2/18/2019 at 5:09 PM, Steve5380 said:

 

It would be nice to have magic powers,

so that when you arrive you make everyone pass through a sorting station

where the unattractive are diverted to the locker room to dress and exit,

and the attractive ones are left for you to choose.  

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Steve5380, you have just violated the Principle of Non-Discrimination in Blowing Wind! How could you! 

 

Humph!

 

 

 

Watashi wa kyoko desu doko desuka

[LeanMature]

  On 2/19/2019 at 4:44 AM, cocopuff said:

In general guys inside barefoot or with slipper?

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Barefoot.  Slippers and streetwear not allowed inside the maze.   

[Guest Truth]

  On 2/19/2019 at 5:23 AM, LeanMature said:

 

Barefoot.  Slippers and streetwear not allowed inside the maze.   

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Flip flops allowed, saw increasing number of guys wearing that inside the maze. 

[Guest Newbie]

Thinking of checking out KB today between 3pm to 6pm, anyone care to share how's the crowd during this session ?

[Guest Truth]

  On 2/19/2019 at 5:47 AM, Guest Newbie said:

Thinking of checking out KB today between 3pm to 6pm, anyone care to share how's the crowd during this session ?

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It is really a bet. Today is free for those from 18-25yo, so the odds are....

[TopChinese]

  On 2/19/2019 at 5:47 AM, Guest Newbie said:

Thinking of checking out KB today between 3pm to 6pm, anyone care to share how's the crowd during this session ?

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There are now 37 .. no wait 38 people now in the sauna.

 

27.8% of them are below 30

 

72.85% are vers bottoms

[Lonelyboy90]

  On 2/19/2019 at 8:13 AM, TopChinese said:

 

There are now 37 .. no wait 38 people now in the sauna.

 

27.8% of them are below 30

 

72.85% are vers bottoms

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means you are 72.85% well hunted there. good luck!

[Guest Truth]

  On 2/19/2019 at 8:13 AM, TopChinese said:

 

There are now 37 .. no wait 38 people now in the sauna.

 

27.8% of them are below 30

 

72.85% are vers bottoms

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Don forget to give the breakdown for executive/casual, handsome/plain/cmi, undies type as well haha

[cocopuff]

OMG so many people!? And the sun is not even set. haha. so nice when u no work.

[randomozityx]

wah should i go?

[cocopuff]

Usually what's the best time to go? Before 10 or after?

[Tedor]

  On 2/19/2019 at 8:13 AM, TopChinese said:

 

There are now 37 .. no wait 38 people now in the sauna.

 

27.8% of them are below 30

 

72.85% are vers bottoms

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Lol

[Guest Truth]

  On 2/19/2019 at 9:15 AM, cocopuff said:

Usually what's the best time to go? Before 10 or after?

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I feel best time to go is before 8.30pm, after that all most top would have cummed & flex become btm. Sun- Thurs ~People will start leaving from 9.30pm onwards. 

[Guest disclosed yourself]

  On 2/19/2019 at 5:47 AM, Guest Newbie said:

Thinking of checking out KB today between 3pm to 6pm, anyone care to share how's the crowd during this session ?

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  On 2/19/2019 at 8:13 AM, TopChinese said:

 

There are now 37 .. no wait 38 people now in the sauna.

 

27.8% of them are below 30

 

72.85% are vers bottoms

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Looks like TopChinese is working at Keybox that he has the numbers so handy. Did Keybox invest in some new software, Sauna Analytics 5.0 extended....

 

27.8 % below  30 doesn't say whether the balance is above 60y, the median age should be then 43.61 years.

 

The second number on the vers bottoms is not clear either, because wouldn't it be more 72.85% vers and bottoms.

For clarification I would like to know whether this second number includes those bottoms who feel they are bottoms but never had any anal sex before?

 

Lastly, I am sure his numbers are wrong, because if it is true, then he (as a top) would not have any second to spare in writing this because his tool in high demand to satisfy all vers and bottoms....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maramara nui a Mahi ka riro i a Noho.

[Guest disclosed yourself]

  On 2/19/2019 at 9:15 AM, cocopuff said:

Usually what's the best time to go? Before 10 or after?

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if you are very social minded person, going after 10pm is a good deed, because you can help the staff to clean up the place....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ka mate kaainga tahi, ka ora kaainga rua.

 

[Guest disclosed yourself]

  On 2/19/2019 at 9:15 AM, cocopuff said:

Usually what's the best time to go? Before 10 or after?

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  On 2/19/2019 at 9:54 AM, Guest Truth said:

I feel best time to go is before 8.30pm, after that all most top would have cummed & flex become btm. Sun- Thurs ~People will start leaving from 9.30pm onwards. 

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Just wonder how Guest Truth would know whether cocopuff is looking for tops or bottoms?

 

 

 

 

He wha tawhara ki uta, he kiko tamure ki tai.

[Guest Truth]

That's why the info I gave will let any top, btm or flex to decide when is the best time not to miss.

No rocket science here just logical thinking.

[Guest Inspector Gaga]

  On 2/19/2019 at 12:05 PM, Guest disclosed yourself said:

 

 

Looks like TopChinese is working at Keybox that he has the numbers so handy. Did Keybox invest in some new software, Sauna Analytics 5.0 extended....

 

27.8 % below  30 doesn't say whether the balance is above 60y, the median age should be then 43.61 years.

 

The second number on the vers bottoms is not clear either, because wouldn't it be more 72.85% vers and bottoms.

For clarification I would like to know whether this second number includes those bottoms who feel they are bottoms but never had any anal sex before?

 

Lastly, I am sure his numbers are wrong, because if it is true, then he (as a top) would not have any second to spare in writing this because his tool in high demand to satisfy all vers and bottoms....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maramara nui a Mahi ka riro i a Noho.

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Any 5 year old will know Top Chinese was being funny & mocking Guest Newbie...you really take it so literally. OMG! Wahahah!!

[Guest Cocopuff]

haha I'm looking for bottom but I'm curious if people stay after 10pm.

[Guest Jka]

  On 2/19/2019 at 12:07 PM, Guest disclosed yourself said:

 

if you are very social minded person, going after 10pm is a good deed, because you can help the staff to clean up the place....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ka mate kaainga tahi, ka ora kaainga rua.

 

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Oh no! Guess I miss the timing.

[Guest Weedayoffpeak]

Does anyone know how is the 'crowd' on weekdays between 1pm-5pm?

Planning to go over that period.

 

[free2play]

  On 2/20/2019 at 12:00 AM, Guest Weedayoffpeak said:

Does anyone know how is the 'crowd' on weekdays between 1pm-5pm?

Planning to go over that period.

 

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1-4pm will not have many people. There will be some, but I guess mostly mature ones? 

 

People will come streaming in after 4pm, then more after 5pm and 6pm when they end work. 

Edited February 20, 2019 by free2play

[Guest mooo]

  On 2/20/2019 at 1:56 AM, free2play said:

 

1-4pm will not have many people. There will be some, but I guess mostly mature ones? 

 

People will come streaming in after 4pm, then more after 5pm and 6pm when they end work. 

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so 6 to 9 will be the best time to visit?

[Guest Client]

  On 2/20/2019 at 2:59 AM, Guest mooo said:

so 6 to 9 will be the best time to visit?

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ya...high odds the crowd will be low from 6 to 9.

[Guest mooo]

im surprise as I always thought sauna is a place for nocturnal animal. peek hour is after 10. didn't know is the other way round

[Guest Weedayoffpeak]

I always go after office hour.. alot more crowded.

 just wondering how it would be during office hour.. will there be more younger crowd or alot more mature crowd..?

 

[free2play]

  On 2/20/2019 at 2:59 AM, Guest mooo said:

so 6 to 9 will be the best time to visit?

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Peak would be 5pm to 8pm on weekdays i think