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If at least these fat uncles sitting around seeing themselves in the mirror would get motivated to do something about their bodies and get up, head to the gym and work out hard, they would get some benefit from visiting the sauna. I remember one-seven had a decent gym. Is it still there or has it changed?

Fat uncle like me, already give up hope, don't want work for it anymore...

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The new keybox has facilities almost same as 17, but cleaner fresher n more obedient feel... not so much noti sexing...

 

Agreed.  KB has less staff than CC but still able to maintain the place in a better condition. 

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Fat uncle like me, already give up hope, don't want work for it anymore...

 

What has "hope" to do with it?

This is not like a lottery, where you gain if you are lucky.

The results from working on one's body are quite predictable. 

 

FAT goes down with proper nutrition.

Not only the quantity, but the KIND OF FOOD.

So, after a new healthy habit, it doesn't cost so much.

 

Exercise (work-out) is secondary to good nutrition in weight loss.

But it leads to a better formed body, with more muscles. 

It is also a habit that can be acquired, and then it is no big deal.

 

So it isn't a matter of hope.  Hope is always there.

It is a matter of resolution, and patience to stick with it.

A matter of taking action in the next days, without procrastination.

 

Think of yourself in ten years.

You can go from "fat uncle" to "interesting well kept adult"

Or, if nothing changes...  to "very fat grandpa"

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Fat uncle like me, already give up hope, don't want work for it anymore...

Since KB got so many fat uncles with big tummy and also ah gongs, maybe they can have events or special programme for them. Like yoga or tai chi classes, to thanks them and also encourage them to visit KB more often. I hope the management can take this suggestion into consideration.

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Since KB got so many fat uncles with big tummy and also ah gongs, maybe they can have events or special programme for them. Like yoga or tai chi classes, to thanks them and also encourage them to visit KB more often. I hope the management can take this suggestion into consideration.

Eer... you mean they will get activitues in CC ;D
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Since KB got so many fat uncles with big tummy and also ah gongs, maybe they can have events or special programme for them. Like yoga or tai chi classes, to thanks them and also encourage them to visit KB more often. I hope the management can take this suggestion into consideration.

 

Yoga or tai chi won't help much the fat uncles... Sex burns up more calories than these.

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What has "hope" to do with it?

This is not like a lottery, where you gain if you are lucky.

The results from working on one's body are quite predictable. 

 

FAT goes down with proper nutrition.

Not only the quantity, but the KIND OF FOOD.

So, after a new healthy habit, it doesn't cost so much.

 

Exercise (work-out) is secondary to good nutrition in weight loss.

But it leads to a better formed body, with more muscles. 

It is also a habit that can be acquired, and then it is no big deal.

 

So it isn't a matter of hope.  Hope is always there.

It is a matter of resolution, and patience to stick with it.

A matter of taking action in the next days, without procrastination.

 

Think of yourself in ten years.

You can go from "fat uncle" to "interesting well kept adult"

Or, if nothing changes...  to "very fat grandpa"

 

Dieting alone won't do much.  It's only prevent you for getting fatter.  Old fats deposits are like stubborn stains on your toilet floor that can't be removed without strenuous exercises. 

 

Either these fat uncles don't have the time to exercise (an excuse actually) or simply too lazy to do it.  I am sure they can attract younger guys once they bulked up and at the same time, keep themselves healthy and lesser medical bills.

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Dieting alone won't do much. It's only prevent you for getting fatter. Old fats deposits are like stubborn stains on your toilet floor that can't be removed without strenuous exercises.

Either these fat uncles don't have the time to exercise (an excuse actually) or simply too lazy to do it. I am sure they can attract younger guys once they bulked up and at the same time, keep themselves healthy and lesser medical bills.

We all the fat tummy uncles and ah gongs will united and make our stay as frequent as possible. We will make ourselves proud and stay happy there. KB is no longer belong to all the younger guys. It's the hub for fat tummy uncles and ah gongs like us.

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PG card Lol!

 

I went keybox using the voucher that I was given previously, they claimed everyday is a PH from Friday till sun!

 

when was sat an official PH? fri and Monday yes...but when was Saturday! and it is expiring soon, I have to use it

 

So I hve to throw away the voucher instead

Should sauna give 50% off for those pioneer generation?

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We all the fat tummy uncles and ah gongs will united and make our stay as frequent as possible. We will make ourselves proud and stay happy there. KB is no longer belong to all the younger guys. It's the hub for fat tummy uncles and ah gongs like us.

 

Occasionally, there are a few uncles (even ah gongs) with muscled or chiselled bods. Many younger guys are looking out for them.  I had seen a slim young guy giving blow job to a hunky uncle inside the steam room.  They are really proud and happy.

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Dieting alone won't do much.  It's only prevent you for getting fatter.  Old fats deposits are like stubborn stains on your toilet floor that can't be removed without strenuous exercises. 

 

Are you sure "old fat deposits" get hard like stains on the toilet floor?  This is quite comical.

 

People who undergo bariatric surgery lose weight, lose fat, even if they don't lift one dumbbell.  All from the reduction of food intake.

 

Our skin is not very elastic.  If one lets it stretch by accumulated fat for too long, it may not return to its original size.  So a problem of fat people who lose a lot of weight is the hanging skin,  which can only be restored by surgery.  

 

So... let's not be too fat... too long!

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I have to fill up form with real name, NRIC details etc. for membership

Hope it isn't runned by govt

Clean n slick though...

 

 Yes, I had to give all my details filling form. Ok, but I am really scared to go there now because I donno if something go wrong and investigate etc, and all my details come out! Now I think twice before going, if any other choice, I will first prefer to go there; only no other option; I go to KB like one of my friend also wants to go etc.. Anyway, the crowd is not so great that I am missing lah! But definitely KB more clean than Cruise.

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 Yes, I had to give all my details filling form. Ok, but I am really scared to go there now because I donno if something go wrong and investigate etc, and all my details come out! Now I think twice before going, if any other choice, I will first prefer to go there; only no other option; I go to KB like one of my friend also wants to go etc.. Anyway, the crowd is not so great that I am missing lah! But definitely KB more clean than Cruise.

 

If you are so afraid, then enter as a non-member.  You have to pay more though. 

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 Yes, I had to give all my details filling form. Ok, but I am really scared to go there now because I donno if something go wrong and investigate etc, and all my details come out! Now I think twice before going, if any other choice, I will first prefer to go there; only no other option; I go to KB like one of my friend also wants to go etc.. Anyway, the crowd is not so great that I am missing lah! But definitely KB more clean than Cruise.

 

There is little to be scared about.  In my long years of visiting saunas I have never heard of anyone outing their customers.   The probability of this happening may be comparable to being on a flight that has an accident.  BUT the consequences are ridiculously LESS. 

 

IFFF, IFFF the totally remote happens, and you are found out to have been at Keybox Gay Sauna... then WHAT?  You have not violated any law unless the police can determine that you had sex with another man in violation of 377A, but how will they prove that?  And if your family, friends, bosses find out, this is still infinitely less harmful than if you perish in an airplane accident. 

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Although u never know...
I was one of the unfortunate souls where my CPF account was compromised.
You would have thought there will be vigilant processes in place for these sort of leakages, but shit happens.
I guess we all take risks when it comes to saunas, so many what-ifs scenarios:
_What if our registration details get compromised
_What if we meet familiar faces
_What if we contract some sickness
Depends on whether our desire to cruise outweighs our calculated risks, including giving our personal details.
All part of the cruising game
 

 Yes, I had to give all my details filling form. Ok, but I am really scared to go there now because I donno if something go wrong and investigate etc, and all my details come out! Now I think twice before going, if any other choice, I will first prefer to go there; only no other option; I go to KB like one of my friend also wants to go etc.. Anyway, the crowd is not so great that I am missing lah! But definitely KB more clean than Cruise.

 

There is little to be scared about.  In my long years of visiting saunas I have never heard of anyone outing their customers.   The probability of this happening may be comparable to being on a flight that has an accident.  BUT the consequences are ridiculously LESS. 

 

IFFF, IFFF the totally remote happens, and you are found out to have been at Keybox Gay Sauna... then WHAT?  You have not violated any law unless the police can determine that you had sex with another man in violation of 377A, but how will they prove that?  And if your family, friends, bosses find out, this is still infinitely less harmful than if you perish in an airplane accident. 

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Lego what do you mean by your cpf account was compromised? You mean cpf board found out you are a regular in kb or what??

Can explain or not?

So far for so many years as a member my identity or vital stats were never disclosed by kb le.

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You don't have to give the true information when filling up the form. You can also write ineligibly to make it hard to read. You used your Singpass to access CPF. Even if they know your NRIC, they can only second guess your password. Now you can apply for a OTP via sms to protect your Singpass account. So important to note is do not lose your handphone in the sauna.

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Hey i was looking for some opinions - i've been to cruise club quite a few times but am looking for a younger crowd only because i'm in my early 20's.

 

Just wondering if you guys think key box carries a younger crowd? Any thoughts or suggestions would be greatly appreciated, thanks!

 

 

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Hey i was looking for some opinions - i've been to cruise club quite a few times but am looking for a younger crowd only because i'm in my early 20's.

 

Just wondering if you guys think key box carries a younger crowd? Any thoughts or suggestions would be greatly appreciated, thanks!

 

KB is mixed crowd, with more mature crowds in the early hours and younger crowds in the wee hours. 

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Uncle, we go there as our fuck buddies (similar age group, atheletic physique) told us on our LINE private chat group that they will be there. We only play among ourselves. Didn't you observe when we appear at these saunas we don't linger but heading straight to the rooms to have fun ? Only a small group of us. Sorry. Muscle worshiping is the new sex. We don't appreciate big tummy.

So exclusive and atas ah?

Then you young and hot guys should pay more to go CC or hotel, why cheapen yourself by going to KB?

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Agree with navy blue .. Doesn't mean you are young ..uncles will go for young ones.

Fit uncles like me will never go for young ones .. They are always bugging me which pisses me off.

You think young ones don't behave badly?

Gosh!

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Agree with navy blue .. Doesn't mean you are young ..uncles will go for young ones.

Fit uncles like me will never go for young ones .. They are always bugging me which pisses me off.

You think young ones don't behave badly?

Gosh!

Fit uncles have the best of both worlds. Most of them go only for fresh meat.
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Feel like gng kb today. Should i

Utt where r u now. Pm me

 

Yeeeeh moderator coming 3some

 

I have no patience for idiots who flout our rules.

 

You had been warned twice by 2 mods.

Since you don't take warning lightly, you are hereby suspended for 2 weeks.

The next ad you post in the Main forum will be BANNED.

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So exclusive and atas ah?

Then you young and hot guys should pay more to go CC or hotel, why cheapen yourself by going to KB?

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Free entry. Free use of facilities. That's the privilege given by KB. Looks like the uncles and ah gongs as paying patrons got nothing but frustration, walking aimlessly in the maze. Wait to have sex with the young and hot. Wait to grab a fresh meat. Wait to swallow fresh juice. Wait for an absolution that will never come.
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Free entry. Free use of facilities. That's the privilege given by KB. Looks like the uncles and ah gongs as paying patrons got nothing but frustration, walking aimlessly in the maze. Wait to have sex with the young and hot. Wait to grab a fresh meat. Wait to swallow fresh juice. Wait for an absolution that will never come.

Without the uncles and ah gongs, where got free entry for you? KB paid for your entry? So be more gracious.

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Young doesn't mean you think every uncle or Ah gong will go for you! Young with no looks or no body at all are equally fugly and desperate and horrible. So don't demean uncles and Ah gongs.

You should be thankful you can enter for free because of the paying patrons!

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Free entry. Free use of facilities. That's the privilege given by KB. Looks like the uncles and ah gongs as paying patrons got nothing but frustration, walking aimlessly in the maze. Wait to have sex with the young and hot. Wait to grab a fresh meat. Wait to swallow fresh juice. Wait for an absolution that will never come.

There's so many young guys that waiting for a uncle or ah gong to service them. I saw quite a few that prefer the daddies and don't care about looks and bods.
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Free entry. Free use of facilities. That's the privilege given by KB. Looks like the uncles and ah gongs as paying patrons got nothing but frustration, walking aimlessly in the maze. Wait to have sex with the young and hot. Wait to grab a fresh meat. Wait to swallow fresh juice. Wait for an absolution that will never come.

 

I feel so sorry for you.  

 

You will lose so much when you are beyond the age of free entry.

And you will lose even more when you become an 'uncle',  because you are telling yourself already that an 'uncle' is something that should be looked down at.

And since you are wearing yourself out sexually at this age when you get free entry,

by the time you are 'uncle' there may be nothing attractive left.

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I feel so sorry for you.

You will lose so much when you are beyond the age of free entry.

And you will lose even more when you become an 'uncle', because you are telling yourself already that an 'uncle' is something that should be looked down at.

And since you are wearing yourself out sexually at this age when you get free entry,

by the time you are 'uncle' there may be nothing attractive left.

Hahaha this sad ending applies to many gays. There must be a reason why these uncles and ah gongs die die must go saunas. When a gay can't find true love, when a gay starts to grow old and unattractive, he will be very miserable and living in lloneliness.
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Some of these uncles are partnered and perhaps in an open relationship. I saw this couple coming to KB and cruise separately. His partner sucked me dry. Very hungry. Another slim fit uncle with lots of grey hair who frequented CC also got a partner de. He put his selfie with his partner on Jack'd. The background is a park. Intro : Partnered.

Happily ever after ?

That's really 'the freedom to love'.

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