worldangel Posted June 16, 2024 Report Share Posted June 16, 2024 Joke: All Around His Beak and Bottom A man was walking past a shop when he saw a parrot showing his asshole to him. So he went inside and complained. The next day the parrot had tape all round his beak and bottom. But there was a piece of paper saying "WANKER" on it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 19, 2024 Report Share Posted June 19, 2024 Joke: Car Dealership When my husband and I arrived at a Car dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “it's open!” To which he replied, “I know — I already got that side.” Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 19, 2024 Report Share Posted June 19, 2024 Joke: Appointment With My Cardiologist I had an appointment with my cardiologist yesterday and on his door it read 8 to 5. I left immediately! Why? I have to have better odds than that. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 19, 2024 Report Share Posted June 19, 2024 Joke: Like A Jar of Jalapeños Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeños… What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 19, 2024 Report Share Posted June 19, 2024 Joke: Mission Accomplished One night, an old man comes home to his wife is laying on their bed in the same sexy outfit she wore on their wedding night. The old lady says to her husband, "Dear, do you remember what this is?" "Yes dear," he replies. The old lady continues, "Do you remember what you said to me last time I wore this, on our wedding night?" The old man, bored of these questions, replies, "Yes dear, I do." The old lady forced him to repeat it and the old man aggravatedly says, "I'm going to suck your tits until there’s nothing left and f**k your brains out." The old lady, satisfied with the answer, says, "And now, 40 years later with me in this same outfit- what do you have to say?" "Mission accomplished." Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 20, 2024 Report Share Posted June 20, 2024 Joke: The Pecker Knows Two old trees are conversing in the forest when they happen to notice a baby sapling beginning to grow between them. Trying to determine what kind of tree it is, they find themselves in a bit of an argument. One is certain it is a son of a birch tree, while the other is certain it is a son of a beach tree. The following day, a woodpecker lands on one of the old tree's branches. "Woodpecker! You know every kind of tree there is. Can you tell us, is that baby tree down there a son of a birch or a son of a beach?" So the woodpecker flies below and pecks here and there on the sapling then flies back up to the old trees. "Well which is it, a son of a birch or son of a beach?" "Ah, neither," the woodpecker replies. "That is the finest piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 20, 2024 Report Share Posted June 20, 2024 Joke: What Was In Your Hand? Tony limps into his friend’s bar. He has two black eyes, a bloody lip, and he is on a crutch. His friend asks, “What the hell happened to you?” Tony says, “The guy next door did this.” “He must have had some kind of weapon in is hand.” “Yeah, a tire iron.” “Didn’t you have anything in your hand?” asked his friend. “Yeah, his wife’s left tit. It’s gorgeous, but not much good in a fight.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 20, 2024 Report Share Posted June 20, 2024 Joke: As Many As I Want A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 21, 2024 Report Share Posted June 21, 2024 Joke: A boss tells his new employee... A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?" "In 3 months." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 21, 2024 Report Share Posted June 21, 2024 Joke: Honey, has anyone ever told you.... After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?" The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't." The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 22, 2024 Report Share Posted June 22, 2024 Joke: The workers in a large office... The workers in a large office were making secret plans to stage a big office party for the 70-year old cleaning woman who had spent the better part of her life with the company. Somehow the secret leaked out and the woman got wind of it. Much perturbed, she rushed to the office manager. "Please sir," she cried, "Do not let them do it! Do not let them do it!" "Oh, come now, Mrs. Smith, you must not be so modest. After all, they simply want to show how much you are appreciated." "Appreciated, my foot," exclaimed the woman. "I am NOT going to clean up after a mess like that!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 22, 2024 Report Share Posted June 22, 2024 Joke: Obsessions A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny," He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go". Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 23, 2024 Report Share Posted June 23, 2024 Joke: A passenger in a taxi leaned over ... A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years." Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 23, 2024 Report Share Posted June 23, 2024 Joke: Unusual affair Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.” His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.” Paddy says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No, I’m serious,” Paddy says. “The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 24, 2024 Report Share Posted June 24, 2024 Joke: An explorer walked into a clearing ... An explorer walked into a clearing and was surprised to see a pigmy standing beside a huge dead elephant. "Did you kill that?" he asked. The pigmy answered: "Yes". "How could a little bloke like you kill something as huge as that?" "I killed it with my club" replied the pigmy. "That's amazing," said the explorer. "How big's your club?" The pigmy replied: "There's about 150 of us" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 24, 2024 Report Share Posted June 24, 2024 Joke: The Forgotten Name Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me". The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 Joke: Smashing The Cigarettes A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway." "Now," she said, "if only I could find my gerbil." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 28, 2024 Report Share Posted June 28, 2024 Joke: Problem remedy A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax. "Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks. "Yes," she replies: "Pepper." yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 29, 2024 Report Share Posted June 29, 2024 Joke: Problem remedy A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax. "Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks. "Yes," she replies: "Pepper." Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 29, 2024 Report Share Posted June 29, 2024 Joke: Moral of the story An elephant and a mouse are walking together through the jungle when the elephant falls into a very large hole. The hole is so large that try as he might, the elephant is unable to climb out. So the mouse says, "Hang around, I'll get something to drag you out with" and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving a Porsche and with a rope tied to the bumper bar and he drags the elephant out of the hole. The two friends continue their stroll through the jungle when all of a sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant immediately stands over the hole and squatting over it, lowers his penis so the mouse can grab it and lift himself out of the hole. The moral of this story is that "If your dick is long enough you don’t need a Porsche." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 30, 2024 Report Share Posted June 30, 2024 Joke: I Am Not the Only One Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment." Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!" yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 30, 2024 Report Share Posted June 30, 2024 Joke: Find the Right Lawyer If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law... Find a lawyer who knows the judge! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 2, 2024 Report Share Posted July 2, 2024 Joke: Absolutely naked woman enters ... Absolutely naked woman enters the pub. Barman looks at her very attentively. Woman: Hey, what's up? Haven't you ever seen naked woman? Barman: Well, Yes I have... I'm only interested - where will you take your cash from? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 2, 2024 Report Share Posted July 2, 2024 Joke: Bulk mail A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 5, 2024 Report Share Posted July 5, 2024 Joke: It was a stifling hot day and... It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right, Honey, I've had a course in first aid." The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 5, 2024 Report Share Posted July 5, 2024 Joke: It was a stifling hot day and... It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right, Honey, I've had a course in first aid." The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 5, 2024 Report Share Posted July 5, 2024 Joke: Can't See It Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son? Son: My PC says it can't see my printer. Mom: I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 6, 2024 Report Share Posted July 6, 2024 Joke: Little Johnny learns to count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" Little Johnny smiles and says, "Jack." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 6, 2024 Report Share Posted July 6, 2024 Joke: What would you like for your birthday.... A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." "My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 7, 2024 Report Share Posted July 7, 2024 Joke: Coffee Machine The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready. A few weeks later the goober was back in the store and the salesman asked her how she liked the coffee maker. "Wonderful!" she replied, "But... it's just awfully inconvenient to have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee." yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 7, 2024 Report Share Posted July 7, 2024 Joke: Trouble Sleeping The woman seated herself in the psychiatrist’s office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 8, 2024 Report Share Posted July 8, 2024 Joke: Olive oil.... Trying to control her frizzy and dry hair, Kay treated her scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor than that her hair obviously needed it, she washed her hair several times with strong soap. That night when Kay went to bed, she leaned over to her husband and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?" "Why ?" he asked, pulling back. "Do I smell like Popeye?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 8, 2024 Report Share Posted July 8, 2024 Joke: Hospital Sign A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous." Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 9, 2024 Report Share Posted July 9, 2024 Joke: A guy went to his doctor full... A guy went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel like killing my wife. You've got to help me. Please tell me what I should do." The doctor thought for a moment. "Look," he said, "here are some pills. Take these twice a day and they'll allow you to have sex with your wife six time a day. If you do this for thirty days, you'll finally screw her to death. And the autopsy will just show that she died of heart failure during sex." "Wonderful, doc," said the grateful patient. "I'll start with this right away." He left with the bottle of pills and a smile on his face. Nearly a month passed. One day, while on a medical convention, the doctor passed by the patient coming down the sidewalk in a wheelchair, just barely managing to move forward. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "What happened to your wife?" "Don't worry, doc," the patient reassured him, "two more days and she'll be dead." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 9, 2024 Report Share Posted July 9, 2024 Joke: One morning the phone rang at ... One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112." Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you." The woman said. "That's alright," Jeff said. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 10, 2024 Report Share Posted July 10, 2024 Joke: Human and Goat DNA What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 10, 2024 Report Share Posted July 10, 2024 Joke: Caught Masturbating What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? "It's not what it looks like." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 11, 2024 Report Share Posted July 11, 2024 Joke: We Need A Flashlight A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 11, 2024 Report Share Posted July 11, 2024 Joke: Signs Of A Bad Prostate Exam What is the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam? Two hands on your shoulders. Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 12, 2024 Report Share Posted July 12, 2024 Joke: Half A Million Battered Two cannibals are sitting in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “Did you know that in this country alone there are over half a million battered women?” “No shit,” the other guy says. “And all this time I’ve been eating them plain.” Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 12, 2024 Report Share Posted July 12, 2024 Joke: The Hole of the World A suspicious acting man arrives at a big airport and is going through customs. He becomes extremely irate when the customs inspector insists on searching his bags. He screams at the inspector, “This city is the asshole of the world!” “And I take it,” replies the inspector, “that you are just passing through?” Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benny Lava Posted July 12, 2024 Report Share Posted July 12, 2024 A man with 2 buckets of fish was leaving the Marina Bay Beach one evening and was stopped by a Police Officer The Officer asked the man "Do you have a license to catch those fish ?" The man replied "No sir … these are my pet fish" "Pet fish ???" the officer replied "Yes sir … every evening i take my fishes down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour … when i whistle they all come back jump back into my buckets and i take 'em home … we do this every night" "That's a bunch of bullshit !!!” said the officer "Fish can't do that !!!" "Really … says the man "Here i'll show you" and he releases the fish into the water "Well i've GOT to see this !" the officer exclaimed The 2 men stood and waited … after about 15 minutes the officer turned to the man and said "Well ?" "Well what ?" the man asked "When are you going to call them back ???" the officer huffs "Call who back ?" the man asked "The FISH !!!" "What fish ?" 🙄🙄🙄 Goodnight ✋✋✋ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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worldangel Posted July 13, 2024 Report Share Posted July 13, 2024 Joke: Go Out Like My Grandfather Two men are talking about how they want to leave the world. “I’d like to go out like my uncle,” says the first man. “He died at the race track.” The second man says he’d like to go out like his grandfather. “He just died peacefully. Fell asleep and never woke up or made a sound. Nothing like the people riding in his bus.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 13, 2024 Report Share Posted July 13, 2024 Joke: Let's Play Navy "Want to play Navy?" "How do we do that?" "I lay down and you blow the seamen out of me." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 14, 2024 Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 Joke: I'm Using My Hand The perfect poem for a loved one… Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand, I'm thinking of you! Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 14, 2024 Report Share Posted July 14, 2024 Joke: Ideal Body Weight "What would you say is your ideal body weight?" asked the very attractive doctor. "Yours on top of mine," replied the very horny patient. Steve5380 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 15, 2024 Report Share Posted July 15, 2024 Joke: Walk Tall It was the foreigner’s first time at a baseball game. His friend cheered wildly each time a batter came to the plate, and after a while the foreigner cheered as well. After Vinnie DiFate had had his turn at bat, the foreigner shouted, “Run, Vinnie, run!” “No,” his friend said, “Vinnie has four balls, so he walks.” Eyes wide, the foreigner yelled, “Walk tall, Vinnie! Walk tall!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 15, 2024 Report Share Posted July 15, 2024 Joke: You Break Me Beer Bottle: "You break me, you get one year of bad luck!" Mirror: "You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!" Condom: "Hahaha…" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 19, 2024 Report Share Posted July 19, 2024 Joke: The Pecker Knows Two old trees are conversing in the forest when they happen to notice a baby sapling beginning to grow between them. Trying to determine what kind of tree it is, they find themselves in a bit of an argument. One is certain it is a son of a birch tree, while the other is certain it is a son of a beach tree. The following day, a woodpecker lands on one of the old tree's branches. "Woodpecker! You know every kind of tree there is. Can you tell us, is that baby tree down there a son of a birch or a son of a beach?" So the woodpecker flies below and pecks here and there on the sapling then flies back up to the old trees. "Well which is it, a son of a birch or son of a beach?" "Ah, neither," the woodpecker replies. "That is the finest piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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