Be Happy :)

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Joke: The high price of romance!

A husband had been away for a few months and had a romantic evening planned for he and his wife. He sent the two older kids to the movies but could not persuade the youngest boy to go along.

Finally he makes a deal with the boy. If the boy will go sit on the curb in front of their house, the father will give the boy $5 bucks for every man he sees go by in a red hat.

A while later the little boy comes running into the house and bangs on the bedroom door and shouts:

"Dad, if you think your getting screwed in there, you'd better come outside, there's a Shriner's convention going past."

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Joke: Banging

My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night.

 

.........Luckily I was still up playing my drums!!
 

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Joke: Yes, Theo

"Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher.

"I don’t want to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble."

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Joke: Senior Citizen

A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his departed relatives.

 

He says; these ghosts are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night.

 

They sit there and watch me and watch me. What can I do?

The psychiatrist says; that's easy … just sharpen the tops of the posts.