worldangel Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago Joke: The high price of romance! A husband had been away for a few months and had a romantic evening planned for he and his wife. He sent the two older kids to the movies but could not persuade the youngest boy to go along. Finally he makes a deal with the boy. If the boy will go sit on the curb in front of their house, the father will give the boy $5 bucks for every man he sees go by in a red hat. A while later the little boy comes running into the house and bangs on the bedroom door and shouts: "Dad, if you think your getting screwed in there, you'd better come outside, there's a Shriner's convention going past." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago Joke: Banging My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night. .........Luckily I was still up playing my drums!! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago Joke: Yes, Theo "Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher. "I don’t want to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 12 hours ago Report Share Posted 12 hours ago Joke: Senior Citizen A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his departed relatives. He says; these ghosts are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night. They sit there and watch me and watch me. What can I do? The psychiatrist says; that's easy … just sharpen the tops of the posts. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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