worldangel Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Joke: Don't Touch It, Timmy! The teacher was very impressed with Timmy's answer to her question so she told him to come up to the front of the class, close his eyes and hold out his hands for a surprise. "But first," she said, "You have to guess what it is." "A toy?" "No." "A new pencil?" "No," said the teacher as she held the Hershey's kiss right above his opened hands. "Let me give you a hint. It's something your dad asks you mom for every day before he leaves for work." "Don't touch it, Timmy!" yells little Johnny. "It's a piece of ass!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Joke: You Only Get Laid Once If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Joke: Strip Down to Your Waist A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma but I'm glad I came." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Joke: What's Under the Kilt? The tourist stood staring at the highland sentry standing guard outside Edinburgh Castle. After a few minutes she went up to the sentry and asked, “I’ve always wanted to find out what’s worn under the kilt?” The sentry replied, “There is nothing worn, Ma’am, it's all in perfect working order.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Joke: Failing Sex Ed Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One receives a D+, the second a D-, and the third an F. “One day we should get her for this,” says the first boy. “I agree. We’ll grab her…” says the second. “Yeah,” says the third. “and then we’ll kick her in the nuts!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Joke: To the Girl I Kissed Last Here's to the girl that I kissed last… She didn't kiss slowly nor did she kiss fast… But she kissed so long and she kissed so sweet… She made things stand that had no feet! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Joke: Crushed Nuts? A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Joke: Pig! A man was driving round a corner and was barely missed by a female driver coming the other way. She hung out of the window and shouted, "PIG!" In reply, the man shouted, "Bitch!" They continued their own separate journeys around the corner. As the man turned the corner, there was a pig in the middle of the road. He swerved over a hill and died a fiery death. Moral of the story: Listen to women, they are always right. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Joke: What Were You Doing In Bed? A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Joke: This Won't Hurt A Bit Three guys are at the water cooler talking about their dates the previous night. Paul insists, “My date must be a nurse, because she said, ‘Lie back and relax. This won't hurt a bit.'" Neil concludes that his girl must be a schoolteacher, because she said, “Do it over and over until you get it right.” Tom figures that his date must be a flight attendant, because she said, “Put this over your mouth and nose and continue to breathe normally.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Joke: What's With the Shower Caps? A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her tits. A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?" "Shower caps?" she responded. "These are booby condoms!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Joke: A Genealogist and A Gynecologist What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Joke: A Wet Cat Story: One day, a cat and a rooster went for a walk. The cat slipped and fell into a pond full of water. When it came out, it was all wet. The rooster laughed his heart out. Moral of the story: Where there is a wet p*ssy, there is a happy c*ck. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Joke: My Testicles A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught, so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!" At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back?!?!?!" shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Joke: "Viens A Moi" Two women at a department store stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. “That’s nice, isn’t it?” Kim said waving her arm under her friend’s nose. “Yeah, what’s it called?” “Viens a moi.” “Viens a moi? What’s that mean?” A clerk offered some help. “Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me.’” Kim took another sniff. “That doesn’t smell like come to me,” she said, offering her arm to her friend again. “Does that smell like come to you?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Joke: Dropping A Bomb A guy asks his friend, "If you knew that they were about to drop an atomic bomb, what’s the first thing you would do?" "I would screw the first thing that moved! What would you do?" The first guy says, "I would stand very still for at least half an hour." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Joke: Four Balls A guy goes to his first baseball game. He caught on quickly. Every time the hitter would swing and get a hit, everyone would start yelling, "RUN! RUN!" Then one runner started walking to 1st, and the guy stands up and yells, "Run you lazy bastard! Run!" The kid sitting next to him says he can’t run. The guys asks, "Why not?" The kid then explains that the batter had 4 balls. Then the guy stands up and yells, "Walk proudly man!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Joke: Too Much Risk A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go to Jerusalem to observe the culture and to get a better understanding of the Holy City. During their stay, tragedy stuck as the mother-in-law passed away. The man and his wife go to the local undertaker to see about burying the deceased. The undertaker says, "You can bury her here for $150.00 or we can ship her home for $3,000.00." The man instantly said, "Oh, we'll ship her home." The undertaker, taken back a bit, begged the question, "Why would you do that when you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, and save a lot of money?" The man exclaimed, "A man died here over 2000 years only to rise again three days later... I can't take that chance." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Joke: Redneck Castration "How do you castrate a redneck?" "I don't know, how?" "It's simple, kick his sister in the jaw." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Joke: What If I Swallow It? A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber begins to give the man the closest shave he has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Joke: Puzzle of A Tiger A blonde is putting a puzzle together and she calls her boyfriend to come over and help her. He asks what the puzzle is of and she says a tiger. He tells her he’ll be right over. He comes over and he looks at the puzzle and says, “Okay honey, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box and we will watch a movie." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) Joke: Married Men Talking Sex Two married men talk about marital sex. The first one says, "I enjoy having sex with my wife in the quiet of the night when our children have fallen asleep." "I prefer having sex with my wife early in the morning," replies the second one. "Why?" "First come, first served!" Edited April 1, 2018 by worldangel Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Joke: Churning Milk A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home. When he returns home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieves the bowl. It’s full of butter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Joke: He Doesn't Believe In Hell A young girl came home from a date, looking sad. She tells her mother, “John asked me to marry him.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asks. “Because,” the girl says, “he told me he’s an atheist. He doesn’t even believe there is a Hell.” Her mother says, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Joke: Location, Location, Location A guy walks into a sleazy bar and orders a drink. After a while he tells the barmaid, “You should get your belly button pierced.” She replies, “Why would I want to do that?” "It’s a great place to hang an air freshener." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Joke: What's Left To Live For? Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don’t want to know!" Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what is wrong. "Oh daddy," Johnny sobs, "at age six I got the 'there is no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there is no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age eight you hit me with the 'there is no tooth fairy' speech. If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really have sex, then I’ve got nothing left to live for.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Joke: I Want A Long Life Man: "Is there any way I can make sure I live a long life?" Doctor: "Get married." Man: "Will it help?" Dr: "No, but you'll stop wanting to live a long life." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Joke: I Have Chapped Lips Two farmers walking through a field. One stoops down and dips his fingers in some cow dung and rubs it across his lips. The second farmer asks him why he did such a disgusting thing. The first one replies, "I have chapped lips!" The second one asks him, "Does it make them better?" He replies, "No, but it stops you from licking them!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Joke: Picnic In the Road Two idiots are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic. One says, "Hey, let’s have a picnic over there under that tree." The other idiot says," No, no, let’s have it in the middle of the road." They fought and came to a decision to have it in the middle of the road. Not long afterwards a car came speeding towards them, swerved off the road, and then ran into the tree. The second idiot says, “See, if we were over there we would be dead right now." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Joke: His Wife, the Translator An old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up, but his hearing was not that good. His wife came with him to assist the doctor with translation. The doctor began with, "I need a urine sample." "Huh!" the old man yelled. "He needs a urine sample! Pee in the cup!" she yelled back. "Oh, okay," he mumbled as he went to pee in the cup. As he returned with his cup the doctor said, "I need a stool sample." "Huh!" he barked. "He needs a stool sample! Go poop in this bowl!" she yelled, again. "Oh, okay." He left again bowl in hand. As he returned, the doctor had one more cup. "Lastly, I need a sperm sample." "Huh!" he yelled. His wife shook her head in dismay and shouted, "Give him your underwear." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Joke: We Eat It A teacher in a kindergarten school was asking the little kids to tell her the uses of light. Bernard said, "We use it to see in the evening when the sun sets." Gerard said, "It is useful so that we can read in the evening." Luc said, "We need it for TV and radio etc." After all kids said what they thought, little timid Isabelle raised her hand. "Yes, Isabelle, what else we use the light for?" "We eat it," said Isabelle. "What do you mean, honey?" "I'm not really sure. But I heard my mother saying to my father last night, 'Switch the light off and put it in my mouth.'” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Joke: So Long It Reaches the Ground This dude was walking through a swampy forest, when he came across a baby alligator tangled in some roots. Seeing how the little alligator was struggling, he set it free. The ground shook and out came a huge alligator, big as a house, with a crown on his head and said, "I'm the king of the alligators, you saved my son and I shall grant you one wish." The man said, "Ok, make my dick so long that it reaches the ground." The alligator king snapped his jaw twice, and bit his legs off. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Joke: You Farted From Touching It A woman visits a very posh Persian-rug store. She spots the perfect rug, walks over to inspect it, and as she bends down to feel the texture, she rips a giant fart. She looks behind her to see if anybody heard it, and all seems fine, but when she turns back around, there’s a salesman standing next her. She says, “Umm, how much does this rug cost?” The salesman says, “Lady, if you farted just from touching it, you’re gonna shit when you hear the price.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Joke: My Easter Dress It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress. As she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a real bitch to iron." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Joke: It's Close Enough 85 year old Lucy bursts into the game-room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand can have sex with me tonight!” An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?” Lucy thinks a minute and says, “Close enough!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Joke: Lower My Sex Drive A 90 year old man finally gets to see a doctor. The doctor asks him to explain the problem. The man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, "Just how old are you?" The man answers, "I am 90." The doctor, still a little confused, says "You are 90 and you want your sex drive lowered?" "Yes," said the man, "it's all in my head and I want you to lower it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Joke: Will This Help With My Sunburn? Sam is on vacation. After the first day his legs are painfully sunburned, so he goes to a doctor’s office. The doctor examines his legs and says, “Try this.” He hands him a Viagra tablet. Sam says, “What will this do to help my sunburn?” The doctor replies, “Nothing, but it’ll keep the sheets off of your legs for a night.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 Joke: The Canadian Border “Why don’t you smile?” the teacher asked little Peter. “I didn’t have any breakfast,” little Peter replied. “You poor dear,” said the teacher. “But let's return to our geography lesson. Peter, where is the Canadian border?” “In bed with my mom, that’s why I didn’t have breakfast.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 Joke: Border Patrol A couple was at home watching the late news TV special on "The Minutemen - Our Border Security". After the news special was over with, the man got up and looked at his wife and said, "I think I want to be a minuteman!" She replied, "That would be an improvement." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 Joke: We Get A Choice? A man and a widow go to City hall to get a marriage license. While they are there, the clerk asks the woman if her previous marriage ended in death or divorce. “I didn’t know I had a choice!” she replies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 Joke: Surgical Breakthrough A man goes to visit his doctor and is complaining of penile erection dysfunction. His doctor tells him of a new surgical breakthrough where they transplant some muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk to the base of a man's penis. The guy agrees to the surgery as he has tried everything else to solve his problem. A few months later, and after he is all healed from the operation, he is having dinner with a beautiful woman. His Mr. Happy begins to get excited, so much so, that he had to undo his fly to relieve the pressure. The next thing you know, his penis shows up on top of the dinner table and grabs a dinner roll and retrieves it to his pants. His date is quite shocked at the sight of this, but at the same time curious. She asks him if he can do that again. To which he replies, "I'm pretty sure I can do that again, but I'm not too sure if my ass can handle another dinner roll right now!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Joke: I Need Some Contradiction A woman at the doctor’s office says, “Doc, I need some contradiction.” The doctor says, “You are ignorant.” The woman says, “Yep, three months.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Joke: Worst Day of My Life Do you remember the worst day of your life?” “I sure do," began the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Joke: Pity You're On A Hunger Strike “It’s a pity you’ve gone on a hunger strike,” said the convict’s wife on visiting day. “Why?” “I’ve put a file in your cake.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Joke: If Your Heart Is As Soft A man walks up to the front desk in a hotel lobby, he hears something in the background, and suddenly turns around and ends up elbowing a beautiful woman in the breast. Very apologetic, he says, "I'm terribly sorry ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, you'll forgive me." The woman says, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Joke: Are You Single? Shirley and Sophie are elderly widows. One day they see a new, nice looking guy come into the indoor swimming pool of the building they live in. Sophie says, "Shirley, you know I'm shy. Can you go over to the other side of the pool and try to get to know about that guy." Shirley goes over to the other side and asks the guy, "Are you single?" "Yes, but I been in prison." "Why?" "I strangled my third wife." "What about your second wife?" "I got in a fight with her and she fell out the window." "And your first wife?" "I shot her." Then Shirley calls to the other side to Sophie and says, "Yoo hoo, he's single!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 Joke: What's That Hanging on the Hook? The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by strange noises, coming from the shop. He tiptoed downstairs and observed that his 21-year-old daughter was sitting on the chopping block and was masturbating with a liverwurst. He sighed and tiptoed back to bed. The next morning, one of his customers came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained that he did not have any. The woman was annoyed. She pointed and said, “No liverwurst, eh? Well, what’s that hanging on the hook right over there?” The embarrassed butcher frowned at her and replied, “That, lady, is my new son-in-law.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 7, 2018 Report Share Posted April 7, 2018 Joke: Hole Was Too Small While traveling in West Virginia a man noticed an old gentleman standing in his front yard with a shovel in his hand wiping the sweat from his brow crying. Concerned, the man stopped and asked him what was wrong. "I just got finished burying Old Blue. The best old dog I ever had," he sobbed. Looking around at six holes dug, the man asked him why he had to dig six holes to bury one dog. He said, "Boy, don't you know nuthin! The first five holes were too small." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 7, 2018 Report Share Posted April 7, 2018 Joke: You've Still Got It! A guy walks out of a house of ill repute and sits down on a park bench, deep in thought. “Man, o' man!” he says to himself. “What a business! You’ve got it. You sell it. And you’ve still got it!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 7, 2018 Report Share Posted April 7, 2018 Joke: Why Did You Get Married? “You and your husband don’t seem to have and awful lot in common,” said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earth did you get married?” “I suppose it was the old business of opposites attract,” was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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