worldangel Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 Joke: An elderly couple was in bed one night ... An elderly couple was in bed one night, and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said, "I had a dream that I died, and you got remarried." She asked him, "if I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?" He said, "Sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." Then she asked, "Well would you two live in this house?" He replied, "Sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." She asked again, angry now, "Well would she sleep in this bed?" He snickered and said, "Yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive; there's no reason to rid of it." She asked irately, "Well, would she use my golf clubs?" He replied with a straight, serious face, "No. She's left handed." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 Joke: Silver lining... There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The Doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin ..... however, the only place suitable to the Doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter! After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty. She was alone with her husband one day and she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!" He replied, "Oh, don't worry, Honey, I get plenty of thanks every time your Mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 Joke: Remote control... The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my purchase. As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote when you go shopping?" she asked. "No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the best way to get even with him!" Zealouslogue 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealouslogue Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, worldangel said: Joke: Remote control... The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my purchase. As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote when you go shopping?" she asked. "No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the best way to get even with him!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Joke: Life's Saddest Disappointment The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class, "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?" Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. She said, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer. Lily put up her hand. "Yes, Lily?" "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye." "Very good. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher. He then turned to the first girl, who had threatened to complain to her parents and principal. He said, "Well, Mary, I have three things to tell you. First, you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Joke: You Can Always Use Hot Water Two blondes are sitting together having a great time and drinking tea. One says to the other after some time, "Oh, I have so much hot water left over and I do not want to waste it. What should I do?" The other blonde quickly replies, "Oh, that's easy, you can always use hot water. Just freeze it!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Joke: I'm Warning You A woman calls her butler into her bedroom, “Jay,” she says. “Yes, madam?" answers the butler. “Jay, take off my dress.” “Yes, madam,” he says, and removes the dress. “Jay, take off my bra.” “Yes, madam,” he says, and he takes off her bra. “Now, Jay, take off my shoes and stockings.” “Yes, madam,” he says as he removes her shoes and stockings. “Now,” says the woman, “take off my panties. And I’m warning you, Jay, you’re going to lose your job if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Joke: The Couple Shuffle Two couples are on a double date when they start talking about partner swapping. They decide it would be cool to try it out. The two couples then go to a local motel. They rent two rooms for the night, and the newly shuffled couples go to their respective rooms. One couple, in their room, go wild with each other. They make love for hours. When finished, one of the two rolls over on her side, props herself on one elbow, lights up a cigarette, looks at her partner, and says... "I wonder how the guys are doing?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Joke: If It Makes You Nauseous A couple is riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir," says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Joke: Meet A Beautiful Young Woman A frog called the Psychic hotline and was told, You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "That’s great! Will I meet her at a party or what?" "No," replied the psychic, "next semester in biology class." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Joke: Lil Red Riding Hood One day lil red riding hood was walking through the forest when the wolf came out and said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off!" Lil red riding hood said, "No way," and kept on walking. After a while lil red riding hood took a small break from walking. The wolf said, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off!" Lil red Riding hood replied, "No you ain't," and kept walking on the path. She finally reached her Grandmas House and steped inside. The wolf was waiting for her. The wolf stated, "I'm gonna fuck your lil red socks off!" Lil red riding hood replied, "The hell you are! You are gonna eat me just like the story goes!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Joke: Okay To Marry Joe A husband calls for his wife on his deathbed. He tells his wife that after the passes away he doesn’t want her to be alone. “Six months after I pass, I think it would be okay for you to marry Joe.” “Joe?” his wife asks. “But I thought you hated Joe?” “I do,” the man, answers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Joke: What Are You Thinking Now? A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Joke: You've Had It An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. The surprised madam looks at the ancient man and asks, "How old are you?" “I’m 90 years old,” he says. “90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?” “Oh, sorry,” says the old man. “How much do I owe you?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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worldangel Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Joke: Lucky So Far Little Johnny and the little girl next door are in love. One day Johnny goes to his mother and tells her that the two are getting married. She thinks this is absolutely adorable and asks, "Well Johnny, where are the two of you going to live?" He says they can live in her room. "And how are you going to support your new wife?" Johnny's mother asks. Johnny tells her the two of their allowances combined should be enough to support two six-year olds. "Well what will you do if you have a baby?" Johnny look at her, shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well we've been lucky so far." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Joke: What Are You Here For? Two kids are in hospital, in surgical gowns, sitting on their gurneys. “What are you here for?” asked the first child. “I’m here to get my tonsils removed,” says the second child. “Don’t worry,” the first child says. “I had my tonsils removed last year and you get all the ice cream you want!” The second child asks the first child, “What are you’re here for?” “I’m here for a circumcision,” says the first child. “Oh my Goodness,” says the second child. “I had that done when I was born, I did not walk for a year! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Joke: Do You Know Who I Am? The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see who it is, they all run out except this one old man. So the devil walks up to him and says, "Do you know who I am?" The old man sips his beer and answers, "Yep". The Devil says, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The old man looks over and says, "I've been married to your sister for 27 years, why the hell should I be scared of you?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Joke: Love In the Storeroom During the morning coffee break, the boss discovered a pair of very junior executives making love in the storeroom. “How can you explain this?” the boss bellowed. “Well,” said Ms. Smith, straightening her skirt, “neither of us drinks coffee.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Joke: A Big Potato Jake and Jim are chatting at the beach. Jake asks Jim how come he is always so popular with the women. Jim explains, "I find a big potato and put it down my swim trunks and that’s my secret." A few days later they meet again on the beach and Jake says, "I tried what you said but all they do is look at me in disgust." Jim replies, "Yes, but you are supposed to put it in the front, not the BACK!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Joke: Intestines and Liver “Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the intestines and the liver.” Up in the gallery, one med student leaned toward the other, “Damn, if there is one thing, I hate it’s an organ recital.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Joke: I Like the Way You Think There's a little boy in Ms. Hill's class named Rodger, and he's a little raunchy. One day Ms. Hill goes, "Would anyone like to guess what's red and round?" Rodger raises his hand and says, ”A red ball." "No, it's an apple," says Ms. Hill, "but I like the way you think." Then she says, "What's orange and round?" Rodger says, "An orange ball." "No, it's an orange, but I like the way you think." Then Rodger says, "I got one for you, Ms. Hill. What's long and pink?" Ms. Hill looks stern and says, "Rodger, that is unacceptable in my class!" Then Rodger says, "Actually, it's an eraser, but I like the way you think!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Joke: I Have Your Aspirin A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife once again complained, "I have a headache." "Don’t worry," her husband said. “I was just powdering myself with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Joke: I Am Suing You A woman walks in to her boss’s office and she tells him, "I heard all the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you have not harassed me, I am suing you for discrimination!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Joke: Playing Hide-and-Seek A husband returned earlier from a business trip and he wanted to surprise his wife. The wife was, of course, in the bed with the neighbour - Peter. As she heard her husband coming home, she told Peter to hide in the wardrobe. She lied down on the floor, pretending she had a heart attack. Her husband came in and saw his wife on the floor. He was very alarmed! At that moment his little kid came in saying, “Daddy, daddy! Peter is hiding in the wardrobe!” The man went to the wardrobe and shouted, “You nerd! Instead helping me with my sick wife, you're playing hide-and-seek with the kid! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Joke: How How About This One? Shop assistant: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on? Psychic: I'm a medium. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Joke: Why Were You Fired? Two neighbours were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "You know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work? Well, my foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Joke: Tooth Fairy Bob: Last night I put my tooth under my pillow. This morning I found a dime there instead. Joe: When I put mine under my pillow, I got a dollar. Bob: WOW! You must have buck teeth! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Joke: Educated Fool A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!” The girl slapped him soundly. “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 (edited) Joke: A Man On The Bus A man waiting for a bus held his hands about four inches apart. He got on the bus l, and when the driver asked for his fare, the man told him to take the money out of his coat pocket. The driver did as he said and drove on. The man walked to the rear of the bus and sat down, still holding his hands in the same position. A woman passenger turned to him and asked, “Excuse me sir, are you alright?” “Yes I am, thank you,” he replied. “Then why are you holding your hands like that?” “Because I’m on my way to a hardware store and I need a piece of pipe this long. Edited January 10, 2020 by worldangel Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Joke: Spanish Homework The homework assignment for my Spanish class was to write a paragraph. When I returned their papers, I asked one student if he had used Google Translate or any other online translator to write his paper. He categorically denied doing so. That led to my next question, “Then why is this in French?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Joke: His Recent Painting A starving artist was discussing his recent painting for a local museum. "Was it hung?" "Yes, near the entrance where everyone could see it." "Congratulations! What was it?" "A board saying, 'Keep to the left'..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Joke: To Be the Best During the recent winter Olympics the leading downhill skier was told he had a temperature. "How high is it doctor?" he wanted to know. "A hundred and one..." "What's the world record?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Joke: The Bad Officer Marine corporal (at a party): "Do you see that officer over there? He is the meanest egg I have ever seen. He is an ugly sap of an officer." She: "Do you know who I am? I am that officer's daughter." Corporal: "Do you know who I am?" She: "No..." Corporal: "Good." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Joke: Johnny Knows Basic Arithmetic The arithmetic teacher proposed the following to the class, "If there are three crows on a fence and one is shot, how many would be left?" After a short time, Little Johnny shouts out, "Two left." The teachers response, "I'm afraid you don't get the point. Let me repeat the joke. There were three crows on a fence and one is shot, how many would be left? Johnny replied again, "Two left." Teacher, "No, none would be left, because when one is shot, the other two would fly away." Johnny, "That's what I said, TWO LEFT!!!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Joke: A Lesson on Science Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Joke: Garden Gnome A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you?" asks the cat. "A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?" The cat replies, "Um, I guess I'm a gnome." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Joke: How Much Do You Really Know? A pedantic bore forced a conversation with a fellow passenger on a coast to coast flight, and made a great parade of his knowledge. The passenger listened as long as he could. Looking at him gravely, he said, "My friend, you and I know all that there is to know." "How is that?" asked the bore, pleased with what he thought was a complimentary association. "Well," began the traveller, "you know everything there is to know except that you are a bore, and I know that." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Joke: Weather App I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone... I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Joke: Why You Crying? Little Johnny ran into the room sobbing as through his heart would break. "What’s the problem Johnny?" asked his mother. "Oh, daddy was hanging a picture and he dropped it on his toe," replied Johnny. "Why, that's nothing to cry about. You should be laughing at that," said his mother. "I did," Johnny replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 Joke: Honeymoon Is Over Husband: "Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects." Wife: "Don't bother, dear. I'm quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from getting a much better man than you." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 Rain Rain Go Away It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it... He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 Joke: Spell Straight Little Johnny's teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to "Spell Straight." Little Johnny: "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T." Teacher: "Correct; what does it mean?" Little Johnny: "Without ginger ale." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 Joke: Limits on Giving "You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow," said an office worker to another. "That's a good idea. If you had two thousand dollars would you give me half?" "Sure." "And if you had two automobiles, would you give me one?" "Sure." "And if you had two shirts, would you give me one?" "No." "No? Why?" "Because I have two shirts." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 Joke: Vacuum Cleaner Salesmen It’s time for spring cleaning and I answered the doorbell and discovered a half-dozen vacuum cleaner salesmen who indicated they have appointments to demonstrate their products. I went to my wife who she to me, "Send them each to a different room!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: Up and Down or Across Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: Knotholes A man was putting up a knotty pine wall in the living room. His young son was curious. “What are those holes for?” he asked. “They’re knotholes,” replied the father. “If they’re not holes,” the boy asked puzzled, “then what are they?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: Location, Location, Location "Where did the car hit him?" the lawyer ask the medical expert. "At the junction of the dorsal and cervical vertebrae," replied the expert. At this point the burly foreman rose from his seat. "Boy oh boy, I've lived in these parts for over fifty years," he protested ponderously, "and I have never heard of that place!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: What Do You Do? Her: What do you do? Me: I race cars. Her: Do you win many races? Me: Not really, the cars are much faster. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: More Flowers He was a bit shy, and after she had thrown her arms around him and kissed him for bringing her a bouquet of flowers, he arose and started to leave. "I'm sorry I offended you," she said. "Oh, no, I'm not offended," he replied. "I'm going for more flowers." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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