worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Two Dogs In A Bar Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “Wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says, “Sure!” The first dog says, “Knock knock.” The second says… “WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Interest Free Mortgage A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest. The man enters the bank. Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgage. Employee: I don’t really care. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Lion And Witch I saw a man pushing a lion and a witch into a wardrobe. I asked, “What are you doing?” He replied, “Go away, it’s Narnia business.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Wine Taster The wine taster at an old vineyard died and his old job was advertised. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the reluctant manager to give him a try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It’s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. “Impressive,” said the manager. The man was then given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.” The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It’s a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I’ll tell who the father is!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Parking Ticket I went to Walmart today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So, I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield… the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: High School Senior A high school senior visited a psychic. “I’ve applied to 10 different colleges,” the student said. “Which ones will accept me? Which one will I attend?” “That is hard to say,” said the psychic. “But you will spend an absurd sum of money.” “How do you know this?” the student asked. The psychic replied … “It’s mostly intuition.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Dog Psychiatrist A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I’m as jittery as a cat.” “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Labrador. “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: A lady is having a bad day at ….. A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last £100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?" He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won! Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" "I don't know, she put everything on number 24 and when 36 came up, she screamed and then fainted." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Check Please! My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.” Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook, “That's okay, I’m using rubber.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: A man goes to a sperm bank ……. A man goes to a sperm bank and says, "I'd like to make a deposit please." The doctor says, "Go and fill this up," and gives the man a bottle. Three days later the man returns to the sperm bank, marches into the doctor's office and says, "I've tried with my left hand and tried with my right hand. My wife has tried with her left hand and her right hand. My mother-in-law has tried with a rubber glove on and even took her teeth out and tried with her mouth -- none of us can get the top off that bottle!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Mutant Power Professor X asks a girl, “What is your mutant power?” The girl replies, “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!” She points up and says, “3 pulls.” Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off. He says, “Yeah that’s cool and all, but not really a super power…” The girl replies, “Yeah I was just kidding, I can heal paraplegics.” Professor X, still standing: “Oh my Goodness!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Eagle & squirrel An eagle and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer plough his field. The squirrel turns to the eagle but doesn’t say anything because squirrels can’t talk. The eagle then eats the squirrel because he’s a bird of prey. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Gloves What did the man with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn’t opened his present yet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Different clothes My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, “Wait, I can change.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Asked to leave The bouncer said to me, “I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” I said, “Why?” They said, “I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: My Grandpa I can still remember my Grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Wasted Life Satan arrives to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!”, he says, “You wasted your entire pitiful life!” “Well,” the man replies, “At least I’m not a adult living in my father’s basement.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Set Up For Life My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: The statues A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shit on him!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Medical Check-up A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old man asks his wife what the doctor said. The wife replies, "He needs a pair of your underwear." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Two mental patients Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One jumped into the pool and the other jumped in to save him. Their doctor saw the rescue and called the rescuer to his office. "Due to your actions, it appears your mental state is fine," the doctor said to the patient, "You can go home to your family, but before you do, you should know that the person you saved hung himself today." The patient replied, "He didn't hang himself; I hung him there to dry." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Little Johnny A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his one to 10 well. "Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!" "Good. What comes after three?” "Four." "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after, let's say 10?" "A jack." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Boob job There was this girl who really wanted a boob job, so she went to see a plastic surgeon, Dr. Jones. Dr. Jones told her the cost would be $3500.00. She then told Dr. Jones she could not afford to spend that much, so he told her if she waived her hands like a duck quacking in front of her breasts daily saying, "Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow," her boobs would begin to grow. The next day she was on a bus and remembered she forgot to do the chant. She began to secretly do it, and while she was doing it, a gentleman turned around and asked her if she went to Dr. Jones. She then asked why? He replied with a hand motion moving up and down chanting, "Hickory, Dickory, Dock." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Twenty Dollars Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. Both scared, they pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill and says, "Hey, here's that twenty dollars I owe you." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Barbershop A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has, getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Believe in witches? A guy embezzled money from his company and was about to jump off a bridge, when an old hag appeared and told him she was a witch, and would put the money back if he would sleep with her. He did, and was ready to go back to work, believing his problems were solved, when the old hag who was in bed smoking a cigarette asked him, “Sonny, aren’t you too old to believe in witches?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Pawn shop A man walks into a pawn shop and the first thing he sees is a ten-inch tall robot playing the piano. He walks over to the clerk and the clerk offers him a magic lamp. The man rubs it and wishes for a million bucks. Instantly a million ducks start falling from the sky. The man tells the clerk that the lamp is busted. The clerk replies, "I know. How do you think I got a ten inch pianist." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Marriage counseling.... A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Little Johnny Goes Fishing Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip for the first time On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, "The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!" Little Johnny replied, "Well, at that price it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more of them than we did." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Sandra and her husband Jim are … Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting a baby in 2 months. One day Jim comes home from work and asks Sandra, "Why haven't we had sex in so long?" "You know I'm worried it will hurt the baby," Sandra told him. "I'll be really gentle. I promise," Jim tells her. Sandra protests but Jim manages to finally convince her that he won't hurt the baby so they have sex. Two months later Sandra gives birth to a baby boy. When the baby was born, he looked at the doctor and says, "Are you, my father?" The doctor shakes his head. Then to Sandra, "Are you, my father?" "No, I'm your mother," she tells him. Finally, the baby sees Jim and says, "Are you, my father?" Jim nods. The baby starts hitting him on the head and says, "How does this feel?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: At cemetery A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself and replied, "My wife's first husband." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Rain keeps up Two guys were standing in front of me while waiting in line for the pharmacy today. One of them started making small talk about the weather, “I hope the rain keeps up!” The other guy went, “Huh?” “So, it doesn’t come down!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Airplane mode I asked Siri, “Surely the weather is not going to be this miserable again tomorrow?” She replied, “Yes it will be and don’t call me Shirley.” Looks like I forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Windmill A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm. The windmill says, “Awesome weather we are having!” The solar panel replies, “I am not a fan.” The nearby nuclear power plant overhears them and feels left out, so he has a meltdown. What an over reactor! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: My wife … I think my wife is starting to get depressed with all this rain we’re getting. Everyday, I see her at the window with a sad look on her face. If it gets any worse, I might have to let her back inside. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Monsoon My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night she texted me saying “I wish you were here; the rains are beautiful.” I replied with “So…you want me to c’monsoon?” She hasn’t replied yet. I guess she stormed out. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Math exam Mom says to her son, “What did you do in school today?” Her son replies, “We played a guessing game.” The mom says, “I thought you had a math exam?” The boy says, “That’s right.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Watch What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches? On the one hand, you have a watch… But on the other hand, you have a watch. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Elephant In The Room I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said thank you. I said, “Don’t mention it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Half-A-Day Of School Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning." Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!" Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Joke: Fell in love My son asked me today, “Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?” I said, “I was 18. I walked into a bar and spotted the most beautiful blonde I’d ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her.” He asked, “So what happened?” I said, “Nothing. Unfortunately, the arrow missed and hit your Mother.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: Gourmet Reporter A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake with a fire burning slowly underneath him. He cries out for help, and is answered by what is obviously one of the tribesmen, who informs him that he is going to be served as dinner to the leader of the tribe. "But you don't understand!" he cries, "You can't do this to me! I'm an editor for the famous magazine!" "Ah," replies the tribesman, "Well soon you will be editor-in-chief!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: Too Much Hunting Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in that sh*t?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: Now my grandfather …. Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too." Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?" Fellow 1 : "A judge told him." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: A plumber and a woman A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived, he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly. About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans. "That was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off." The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time??" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: Bad Date After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." "Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: Please stand up One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: Lawyer Vacancy There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come from good families. Both are equally attractive and well spoken. It's up to the senior partner to choose one, so he takes each aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?" In seconds, he chooses Paul. Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside. "I don't understand why I was rejected. When Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the greatest respect for the law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution and that all I wanted was to do right by my clients. What in the world did you tell him?" "I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Robert replies. "Your hands? What do you mean?" "Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in either of them!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: I Want To Join Your Club A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope ... but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Joke: Tickets to the theater A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time. A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line, "Guess who sent them." The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a wonderful time. On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table in the dining room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets: "Now you know!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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