worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday and my wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday in the morning before I went to work. My parents forgot too and so did my kids. I got into work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. I was really sad because everyone had forgotten my birthday! But then as I walked into my office, my secretary smiled and said to me, “Happy birthday, boss!” Because everyone else had forgotten, I felt so special so when my secretary asked me if I wanted to go for lunch with her I jumped at the chance. After we’d eaten lunch, she invited me back to her apartment and again I jumped at the chance. When we got there, she asked, “Do you mind if I just go into the bedroom for a minute?” “No problem, I’ll just wait here,” I said. Five minutes later my secretary came back out of the bedroom with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!”… While I was waiting on the sofa… naked. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Onions & Christmas tree A family is having dinner at the table one evening when the son asks the father, “Dad, how many different kinds of breasts are there?” The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering, “Well my son, a woman goes through three phases in life. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they become like pears – still nice but hanging a bit. But after 50, her breasts become like onions.” The son is confused and asks, “Onions?” The father replies, “Yes – you see them and they make you cry.” The wife and daughter are really annoyed by what their father has said, so the daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well honey, a man also goes through three phases in life too. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty, strong and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it becomes more like a birch – flexible but reliable. But after 50, it’s like a Christmas tree.” The daughter laughs and asks, “A Christmas tree?” The mother replies, “Yes, dear. Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: One day …. One day, a little boy and a little girl are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. After much arguing to and from, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have.” The little girl is annoyed and upset by this, as what the boy says is obviously true. So, she runs home to her Mom, crying. A short time later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She goes to the boy, drops her pants and says, “My Mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Are you serious? “Are you serious – I can’t believe you’ve never had a mobile phone?” asked a girl I was chatting to in a nightclub. “What if your parents died and someone needed to get hold of you?” “Well, that’s hardly likely to happen, they died 6 years ago!” I said angrily. “Oh, I’m so sorry, you still sound really hurt?” she replied. I said, “Of course I am, I only heard about it 2 days ago.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: At the drug store The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day, only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner went over to his staff member behind the counter and asked them, “What’s wrong with that guy over there by the wall?” The staff member replied, “Oh him – he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find any cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead.” The owner shouted, “You fool! What were you thinking? You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” The staff member said, “Of course I can. Look at him, he’s not coughed once since I gave it to him – he’s too scared!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Luckily, I had my gun I went hiking with my girlfriend at the weekend when suddenly this huge brown bear came charging at us. It was really mad. We must have come close to her cubs and she was protecting them, or something. Luckily, I had my gun with me. One shot to my girlfriend’s kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Why did you switch? At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher said to another, “Did you know in our lab we’ve switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?” “Really?” the other replied, “Why did you switch?” The first researcher said, “Well, for three reasons. First, we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don’t get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won’t do.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: One less lawyer An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer and said, “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?” “It’s $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You’ll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?” The old man replied, “That’s my business! Just get me the course!” Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said to him, “Please, before it’s too late, tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?” In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, “One less lawyer…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Heart transplant An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, “we have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.” “I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,” said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. “It was easy,” the patient replied. “I wanted a heart that hadn’t been used.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Divorce lawyer A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The guy’s curiosity gets the better of him, so he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says. “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asks the man. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Asshole A guy came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving. He was obviously really angry. He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering to himself, “Asshole attorneys”. The guy next to him looked at him angrily and said, “Hey, I want you to know I resent that remark”. The first guy asked, “Why, are you an attorney?” “No, I’m an asshole.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: BDSM magazines A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed. She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?” The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Dress code I was called into my manager’s office today because of my dress code. He said, “You can’t wear pajamas for work.” I said, “Everyone else does.” He said, “That’s because they’re patients.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Interview for an office job I went for an interview for an office job today. The interviewer told me I’d start on $2,000 a month and then after 6 months I’d be on $2,500 a month. I told them I’d start in 6 months. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Too Tight and Revealing “Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Golden Years A commercial boasted that its product could help people live pain-free in their golden years. “Am I in my golden years?” my wife asked. “Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Rearranging Slot Machine SLOT MACHINES... When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: What I Love About Baseball Do you know what I love most about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt... And that's just in the hot dogs! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: During Wild Sex What do you do with your asshole during wild sex? Leave him home with the kids Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Lego of me When I told my girlfriend that I wanted to break up, she tried gifting me a mini plastic figurine of myself in an attempt to salvage our relationship. I shouted, “Lego of me!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Claus Santa and Mrs. Claus decided to break up. However, finding a divorce lawyer at the North Pole is next to impossible, so instead they got a semicolon. They’re great at separating independent Clauses. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: Box of condoms I went to the chemist today and asked for a box of condoms. The girl serving asked me if I wanted a bag with it. I said, “No thanks, she’s actually quite pretty.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 Joke: You’ll be next! My elderly relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Now hiring A dog sees a “Now hiring” poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads: “Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer.” The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humour it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. “Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter,” and leaves the room. 30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter. “Well, I’ll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?” he asks himself. 20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running website for the store. He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. “Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well… you’re a dog.” The dog nudges the words “We are an equal opportunity employer.” on the poster, and the manager sighs. “There’s no way you’re bilingual.” The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, “Meow.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Parking Ticket I went to Walmart today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So, I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So, I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield… the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Good school A dad is very concerned about his son’s bad grades in math so he decides to register him at a good school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card. It shows he’s getting “A”s in math. The dad is, of course, pleased, but asks his son, “Why are your math grades suddenly so good?” The son says, “When I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing… This place means business!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Who was that? It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello?” Then he paused for a few seconds before saying, “How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?” and slammed the phone down. His wife rolled over and asked, “Who was that?” The husband replied, “I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear tonight” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Reptile House Someone left the cages open in the Reptile House at the zoo the other day and there were snakes slithering all over the place. The keeper tried everything, but he just couldn’t get the slippery animals back into their cages. Finally, he yelled, “Quick, call a lawyer!” Someone asked, “A lawyer? Why?” The keeper said, “We need someone who speaks their language.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Three questions I rang my lawyer and asked him, “How much would you charge for answering three simple questions?” He said, “Five thousand dollars.” I said, “Five thousand dollars! That’s very expensive, isn’t it?” He said, “Yes, it is. Now, what’s your third question?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: May I use the bathroom? This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So, he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So, the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Ship captain As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. So, he shouted out, “Anyone here know how to pray?” Just one guy stepped forward and said, “Aye, captain, I know how to pray.” “Good,” said the captain, “You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Black Hole A black hole and a nebula go for a meal together at a restaurant. The nebula orders a huge amount of food but the black hole just orders a drink and a small appetizer. The nebula says to the black hole, “Are you sure you don’t want more?” The black hole replies, “Nah, I eat light.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Tough Choice My wife just rang me. She said, “The two kids want you to take them bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema.” “It’s either one or the other,” I said, “otherwise it’s too expensive.” “Okay,” she replied. “Which one do you prefer?” I said, “David.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Fatty I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?” He said, “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Chauvinist I asked my friend if he’d bought his wife a gift for Valentine’s Day. He’s a bit of a chauvinist pig so he surprised me when he replied, “Yeah, I’ve got her a belt and a bag.” I said, “That’s very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it.” He said, “So do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Hot dog I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake. I said," May I please have a hot dog for my snake?" The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of buns." I said, "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: At proctologist A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam, and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, “Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?” The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says “Yes. Does your mother know what you’re doing?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: What’s the matter, doc? This guy has a glass eye and he has the rather disgusting habit of taking it out and popping it into his mouth to clean it. One day, as was probably inevitable, he accidentally swallows it. So he goes to see a proctologist without telling him what his exact problem is. The doctor runs the sigmoidoscope up his backside and then screams. The guy asks him, “What’s the matter, doc?” The proctologist replies, “I don’t know! I’ve looked up a lot of butts before, but never one that looked back at me!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Young lawyer A young lawyer died and went to heaven (unbelievable we know!). When he got to there the lawyer started protesting that it was way too early for him to die. He was only 32 years old, and there must be some mistake. The angel listened to his protests, and agreed that perhaps it was a mistake and went away to look into it. After a few minutes the angel came back and said, “I’m sorry sir but I’m afraid there is no mistake. We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Going home now A teacher says to her class one day, “Whoever answers my next question, can go home.” A boy throws his bag out the window. The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?” The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: One day a teacher …. One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up. The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he’s an idiot. The boy says, “No, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: High Stakes A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100. Do you want to have a go?” The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Red And Black Tarmac A bit of red tarmac and a bit of black tarmac were sat quietly in the pub having a pint when this bit of green tarmac walks in, beats the living daylights out of the red bit of tarmac, and then storms off again. The barman says to the bit of black tarmac, “What the heck was all that about?” The bit of black tarmac replies, “You have to be careful not to upset that one. He’s a bit of a cyclepath…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Just Kidding A wife says to her husband, “How would you describe me?” Her husband replies “ABCDEFGHIJK.” The wife asks “What does that mean?” The husband says “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” The wife is pleased, “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” The husband says “I’m just kidding!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Death Of His Father The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to fill out the application. The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he couldn't answer the question about the cause of death of his father. The salesman wanted to know why. After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged. The salesman pondered for a moment Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Ugly Baby A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her, “The driver just insulted me.” The man says, “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Red And Black Tarmac A bit of red tarmac and a bit of black tarmac were sat quietly in the pub having a pint when this bit of green tarmac walks in, beats the living daylights out of the red bit of tarmac, and then storms off again. The barman says to the bit of black tarmac, “What the heck was all that about?” The bit of black tarmac replies, “You have to be careful not to upset that one. He’s a bit of a cyclepath…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Mugging I got chased by a mugger the other day trying to steal my wallet. Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn’t help but think to myself, “He’s giving me a good run for my money.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: At medical clinic I went to the doctors yesterday and told him my farts sound like a motorbike. He was confused and said, “Is there anything else I should know?” I said, “Yeah, I’ve got a huge boil on my butt.” The doctor said, “Ahh, that’ll be it – I’ll lance the boil and you’ll be fine.” I asked him, “Why’s that then?” He said, “Didn’t you know? Abscess makes the fart go Honda.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: I really needed to fart I was on the bus the other day and I really needed to fart. Luckily the music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat, and after a couple of songs I began to feel better. As I left the bus though, I noticed everyone was starting at me in disgust. That’s when I remembered I was listening to my iPod. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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