Be Happy :)

[worldangel]

Joke: It started ….

 

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

 

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!"

 

She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

 

The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it started!”

[worldangel]

Joke: A shot of whiskey

 

A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water and the other with whiskey.

 

After bringing him to the table that has the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says, "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.

 

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "What do you have to say about this experiment?"

 

He responds by saying, "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Three women

 

There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special.

 

The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. He loved it so much he thinks he’s in love.”

 

The woman who is engaged says, “I showed up to his work after hours wearing only a red coat. Let’s just say he wants to move the wedding date up!”

 

The woman who is married says, “Okay, I really went all out. I got a babysitter for the kids, and bought a black mask and a whip. My husband gets home, goes straight to the fridge, and grabs a beer.

 

Then he plops down on the couch and says, 'Hey Batman! Where the f*ck is dinner?!?'"

[worldangel]

Joke: A man is about to …

 

A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife can retrieve them. The maid answers the phone and says that his wife is busy.

 

He demands that the maid put his wife on the phone. The maid informs the man that his wife is in bed with the gardener. The man goes nuts, and offers the maid one million dollars to shoot them both.

 

The maid agrees and he soon hears two gunshots. The maid returns to the phone and he asks her what happened. The maid says she shot his wife in bed and the gardener ran, so she shot him by the pool.

 

The man says, "Pool??? Is this 555-4320???"

[worldangel]

Joke: Honeymoon

 

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon.

 

They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina."

 

The old man says, "I hope so. You sure don't have cute tits."

[worldangel]

Joke: Cheating

 

A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house.

 

The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?"

 

The parrot said, "Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked, "What did he do with my wife?"

 

The bird said, "I don’t know; I got hard and fell."

[worldangel]

Joke: Viagra & Treadmill

 

I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties.

 

My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.

[worldangel]

Joke: Your dick …

 

A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

 

The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."

[worldangel]

Joke: Lottery

 

Man- What would you do if I won the lottery?

Woman- Take half and leave!

Man- Well, I won 20 bucks, here's 10, now get out!

[worldangel]

Joke: Husband & wife

 

There is a husband and a wife.

 

The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh.

 

Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

[worldangel]

Joke: Retired

 

Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

 

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

 

"Very simple," I answered, "My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask me for it."

[worldangel]

Joke: When he was ready to jump …

 

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building.

 

When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy.

 

The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

[worldangel]

Joke: Nursing home

 

An elderly woman goes into a nursing home.

She’s sitting in her new room, when she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.

 

Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up.

After a while, she starts to tilt to the other side.

 

Again, the nurses rush over to put her upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, her family arrives to see how she’s getting on and they ask, “Are they treating you all right?”

 

The old woman replies, “It’s pretty nice… except they won’t let you fart.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Can I go first?

 

I had to go to the hospital for a gastroscopy today.

There were three other guys in the waiting room.

 

The doctor came through and explained what has happening to the four of us.

 

He said that I was having the gastroscopy, which is the camera down the throat and the other three were there for a colonoscopy, which is the camera up the butt. He then asked if any of us had any questions.

 

I said: “Yes. Can I go first?”

[worldangel]

Joke: A little chat

 

These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat.

The first guy asks the second, “What are you in for?”

 

“Camera down the throat.” the second guy replies.

“Oh, endoscopy?” the first guy asks.

 

The second guy says, “Yeah. Checking for stomach cancer. How about you?”

“Camera up the butt” the first guy says.

 

“Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?” asks the second guy.

The first guy says, “No, my neighbor was sunbathing and my wife caught me taking a photo.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Young girl & mother

 

A young girl comes home from a date looking rather sad.

Her mother asks her what’s wrong.

 

She says, “Bill proposed to me an hour ago.”

Her mother asks, “Why are you so sad then?”

 

The girl replies, “Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”

 

Her mother says, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Interviewing professionals

 

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent on a mission to Mars. Only one could go and they wouldn’t return to Earth.

 

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”

 

The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. “I want to give a million to my family,” he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”

 

The last applicant was a lawyer and when he was asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”

 

The interviewer asked, “Why so much more than the others?”

 

The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer to Mars.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Old couple

 

There was this old couple who’d been married for thirty years.

Every single morning of those thirty years, the man would wake up and let rip an enormous fart, much to his long-suffering wife’s annoyance.

 

“One of these days, you’ll fart your guts,” she always complained.

 

Then finally, she couldn’t take it anymore and decided to get her revenge.

So, she got up early and placed some turkey giblets in the bed next to her husband’s backside.

 

She was downstairs making a drink when she heard her his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards.

But this time it was followed by a scream.

 

Twenty minutes later her husband walked gingerly down the stairs.

 

“You were right all along,” he said. “I finally did fart my guts out. But goodness, and these two fingers, I managed to push them back in.”

[worldangel]

Joke: At jewellery shop

 

One day a lady walks into a very high class jewellery shop.

She browses around for a bit before she spots a gorgeous diamond bracelet which she goes over to inspect.

 

As she bends over to look at it more closely, she accidently breaks wind.

She’s very embarrassed and looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident as she prays that a sales person doesn’t appear right now.

 

But as she turns around her worst nightmare is realized as she sees a salesman standing right behind her.

 

The salesman stays as cool as a cucumber and shows complete professionalism as he greets the lady by saying, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”

 

The lady is now a little more confident that she has got away with here little accient and asks, “How much is this lovely bracelet?”

 

The salesman replies, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap yourself when I tell you the price.”

[worldangel]

Joke: I didn’t feel a thing

 

This guy and a girl meet at a bar and get to chatting.

They get on extremely well and when the bar closes they decide to go back to the girl’s place for a drink.

 

After a few drinks, things are getting a bit frisky. The guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands.

He then takes off his socks and washes his hands.

 

The girl says to him, “You must be a dentist!”

The guy is amazed and says, “Well yes, but that’s amazing. How did you know that?”

 

The woman replies, “That’s easy. You keep washing your hands.”

Anyway, after that things get even friskier and they end up in bed, where one thing leads to another.

 

After their passionate love making is over the woman says, “Wow, you must be a great dentist!”

The guy is a bit taken aback but pleased nonetheless and says, “Yeah, I sure am a great dentist. But how did you know that?”

 

The woman says, “That’s easy. I didn’t feel a thing.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Don't look down

 

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a blowjob from a 60-year old woman.

 

What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

[worldangel]

Joke: I've Got A Sex Problem

A man visits the doctor and says, “Doc, I think I’ve got a sex problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”

The doctor says, “Come back tomorrow and bring her with you.”

The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, “Take your clothes off and lie on the table.”

The doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the man to the side and says, “You’re fine. She doesn’t give me a hard-on, either."

[worldangel]

Joke: Aunt Karen

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

 

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.

 

The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

 

Next, Mary said, “We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they’re hatched.”

 

“Very good,” said the teacher again, very pleased with the responses so far.

 

Next it was Dave’s turn to tell his story: “My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen…. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete.”

“Go on,” said the teacher, intrigued.

 

“Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete ’til the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.”

 

“Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?”

 

“Stay away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking…”

[worldangel]

Joke: A man is at work one day …….

 

A man is at work one day, when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

 

The man knows his co-worker to be a conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense.

 

The man walks up and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.” The co-worker responds sheepishly, “Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only an earring.”

 

The man falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So how long have you been wearing one?”

 

The co-worker responds, “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

[worldangel]

Joke: A country wife

 

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

 

With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.

 

She put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The hanged-up cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

 

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Married lives

 

John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.

 

John said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”

 

“Wow!" said Bob, “how did you manage that?”

 

“It’s easy,” replied John, “my last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”

[worldangel]

Joke: Farmer & his wife

 

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

 

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

 

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

[worldangel]

Joke: Underwear

 

A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sex life.

 

The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom.

 

She seductively asks her husband, "Hey Big Boy, do ya want some of this?"

 

The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies, "Hell no! Look what that thing does to underwear!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Speeding

 

There's a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles.

The man finally stops and the officer tells him, "When you see those lights and hear those sirens, you are supposed to stop!"

 

The man says, "Well, I had a good excuse to keep driving."

 

The officer says, "I've heard every excuse in the book, but if it's one I haven't heard, I'll let you go."

 

The man says, "Well a few days ago, my wife ran off with one of your officers, and I was afraid you were trying to bring her back." So, the officer let him go.

[worldangel]

Joke: Growing penis

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted.

But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.

While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery.

The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" she asked.

"Crutches???" the doctor asked.

"Well, yes," the woman said "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"

[worldangel]

Joke: You are kidding me

 

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Dumb

 

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

[worldangel]

Joke: How was that?

 

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super-hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears.

 

On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it.

 

Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?"

 

He nods and says, "Not too f*ckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Old man & grandson

 

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

 

The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer.

 

The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

 

Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?"

The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can."

 

The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."

[worldangel]

Joke: A limbless man

 

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.

 

He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."

 

So, the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So, again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."

 

The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly.

 

The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

 

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Three ladies

 

Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

 

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions.

 

The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first."

 

The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first."

 

The third lady, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

[worldangel]

Joke: John & his fiancé

 

John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, "Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?"

 

To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he asked excitedly.

 

 "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm.'"

 

John was pleased until he went home and just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."

[worldangel]

Joke: Fiat & Rolls-Royce

 

A Fiat 500 pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. "Do you have a car phone?" asked the driver of the Fiat.

 

"Of-course I do," replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.

"Well, do you have a fax machine?" The driver of the Rolls sighed, "I have that too."

 

"Then do you have a double bed in the trunk?" the Fiat driver wanted to know. Embarrassed, the Rolls driver sped off.

 

That afternoon, he ordered a mechanic to install a double bed in the trunk. A week later the Rolls driver passed the same Fiat 500 parked on the side of the road with the back windows fogged up and steam pouring out.

 

The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Rolls, and bangs on the Fiat's back window until the driver sticks his head out.

 

"I wanted to tell you I have a double bed installed," says the proud Rolls driver.

The Fiat driver is unimpressed, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Husband & wife

 

So, this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

 

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

[worldangel]

Joke: Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and   watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a   foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of   the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his   groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in   agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began   to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical   Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside..

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!

[worldangel]

Joke: Johnny's Gambling Problem

Little Johnny goes to school one day and his dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money.

The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnny’s dad gets a call from the teacher. "I think I've cured Johnny’s betting problem," said the teacher.

"How?" asked Johnny’s dad.

"Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass. I took him to the teacher’s lounge and showed him there wasn’t one there. And I took his ten bucks."

"Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teacher’s ass before the day was through."

[worldangel]

Joke: I'm Going to overseas

Joe is frustrated with his marriage, and one day he starts packing a suitcase. His wife says, “What are you doing?”

He says, “I’m going overseas. I hear the women there pay men $50 a pop just to bang them.”

His wife starts packing a suitcase too. Joe says, “What are you doing?”

She replies, “I’m coming with you. I want to see how you’re gonna live on hundred bucks a month.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Anyone Got A Problem?

A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!"

A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!"

Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?"

A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?"

"Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."

[worldangel]

Joke: Plenty of Fish in the Sea

“Cheer up,” the lawyer advised his recently divorced colleague. “There are plenty of other fish in the sea.”

“Maybe so,” replied his despondent friend, “but the last one took all my bait.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Whatcha Looking At?

 

The beautiful woman had just stepped out of the bathtub in her hotel suite and was about to reach for a towel when she caught sight of a window washer taking in all of her charms.

Too stunned to move, she stood staring at the man.

“Whatcha lookin’ at, lady?” he finally asked. “Ain’tcha never seen a window washer before?”

[worldangel]

Joke: Visit to the Doctor
 

Upon retiring, a woman decided to fulfil her lifelong dream and live abroad. As part of her preparations, she visited her doctor to pick up her medical records. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so with a sigh, she reported a litany of symptoms, these aches, that's stiff, I'm not as quick as I used to be, and so on.

He responded with, "Mrs. Dickson, you have to expect things to start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to be a hundred?"

Mrs. Dickson looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's ninety-nine.

[worldangel]

Joke: Number One Rule for Spies
 

I lost my job as a spy. I was supposed to stand in a certain location and report if anyone picked up a package left on a park bench.

It began to rain badly and not far from my location I saw a park sign with a small roof over it. I took cover from rain for the worst part, but upon return to my post the package was gone.

Apparently my supervisors didn’t like my report when I reminded them the number one rule for spies is to remain under cover at all times.

[worldangel]

Joke: Thief

 

A thief broke into my house last night looking for money.

 

So, I got out of bed to look with him.

[worldangel]

Joke: An alcoholic

 

An alcoholic wakes up in jail and asks the nearest officer why he’s there.

 

“For excessive drinking” the officer replies.

 

“Great, when do we start?”

[worldangel]

Joke: In prison

 

A woman visits her husband in prison.

 

Before leaving, she tells a correction officer, “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”

 

The officer laughs, saying, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his own cell!”

 

“Rubbish! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”