worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Throwing Up I throw up whenever I hear a joke. It’s a gag reflex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: People Change My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?” I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Car Enthusiasts How do two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other? Audi, partner Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Road Walker Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought to myself, “The streets are strangely deserted tonight.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Laundry Argument My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Electrical Cords My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Cockroaches Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, so she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Egotistical Machine Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical. It’s always at the centre of a tension. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Twister Position What is a highlighter’s favourite Twister position? Knee on yellow. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Three Letter Word What has three letters and starts with gas? A car. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Mad Wife I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It’s not like I did anything. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Some Pets I asked my dad, “Can we get some pets?” He said, “No, pets are just a step backwards.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Colon Removal Doctor: I’m sorry, but I had to remove your colon. Me Why? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Favourite News What is an electrician’s favourite type of news? Current events. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Ugly Dog Contest I entered my Chihuahua in an “ugliest dog” contest and I won first place! The dog came third. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Revolving Chair My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it. She soon came around. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Bad Parkers Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Hunters Make Better Lovers Why do hunters make better lovers? 1. They always go deep into the bush. 2. They always shoot twice. 3. They always eat what they kill. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Here I Sit Constipated Here I sit so constipated, my guts are tightly hyper inflated. My ass is rapidly numbing, the extractor fan impatiently humming. Anytime now that turd will come, and rupture the muscles of my BUM! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: How Do You Breath? What did the elephant say to the naked guy standing in front of him? "How do you breath through something that small?" DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: The 4-Storey Building There was a 4-storey building. The guy on the 4th floor liked to throw knives out the window. The guy on the 3rd floor liked to stick his meat out the window. The guy on the 2nd, floor liked to paint things green. And the guy on the 1st floor liked pickles. You do the math! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: The Mad Cow A couple goes to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have the biggest, juiciest steak on the menu,” says the husband. "But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the man, “she’ll order for herself.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Onion Wallet My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Time Travel Addiction I used to be addicted to time travel. But that’s all in the past now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Massage Therapist My massage therapist got fired. I guess she rubbed too many people the wrong way. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Alcohol & Literature What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature? Tequila Mockingbird. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Peek-a-boo Accident My daughter had a horrible peek-a-boo accident. Now she’s in the I.C.U. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Ready To Retire After 37 years I’m finally ready to retire with $5,000,000 I’ve accumulated through hard work, careful saving, living a life of simple means… And the death of an uncle who left me $4,999,996.50. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Dead Hackers Where are dead computer hackers buried? In decrypt. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Pierced Nipple At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me. On a related note… I suck at darts. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Seaweed Addiction What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed? Sea kelp. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Bad In Bed My new girlfriend told me I’m terrible in bed. I told her it’s unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Work Attire What do lawyers wear to work? A lawsuit. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: New Blindfold I just bought a new blindfold. I can’t see myself wearing it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Quilts And Duvets My wife said that quilts are better than duvets. I told her to be careful making blanket statements like that. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Photographic Memory Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Himalayan Friend My friend from Nepal has a cow that refuses to stand up. I always see Himalayan there. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: New Gloves I bought a new pair of gloves today but they’re both “lefts”. Which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Darth Vader Costume What did the designers of Darth Vader’s costume model it on? Mannequin Skywalker. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Condiment Wizard What does a condiment wizard perform? Saucery. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Wind Color What colour is the wind? Blew. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Guide Dogs Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant. They’re pretty hungry, so they decide to head in for a bite to eat. Unfortunately, they see a sign out front that says “NO DOGS ALLOWED”. The man with the doberman says “I know what to do, just follow my lead.” He throws on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” “A doberman for a guide dog?” The waiter asks, skeptical. “Yes.” The man replies. “Dobermans are very loyal. They’re easy to train and protective too. They’re born for the job.” The waiter sighs and leads the man to a table. The second man, excited by this idea, throws on his sunglasses and walks in. The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” “A chihuahua for a guide dog?” The waiter asks. “A chihuahua?” The man asks. “They gave me a chihuahua?!” mantin30 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Corruption Defined A little girl asks her father, “Daddy, what is corruption?” Her dad replies, “Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.” The girl says, “But mommy said you should stop drinking!” The dad says, “Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.” The girl says, “Oh, okay!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Weird Nightmare After being holed up in the house due to Covid-19, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery. Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Psychic Powers Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Named After Dad I was named after my Dad. Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Ambulance Drivers Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them? They’re pair-a-medics. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Leftover Food As I was preparing to leave the restaurant, the waiter said to me, “Do you wanna box for your leftover food?” I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Star Wars Puns If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns… Then you’re looking for love in Alderaan places. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Joke: Fish Tacos I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and swam away. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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