worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: My mind is gone... "Oh Goodness," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!" Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Doctor, you told me I have a ... “Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” “Okay, you have six months to live.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: A cannibal invited a cannibal ... A cannibal invited a cannibal friend over for supper one evening. While enjoying the soup, the friend said, "Your wife sure makes a great soup!". The host replied, "Yes, and I'm really going to miss her." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: A blonde goes over to her friend’s ... A blonde goes over to her friends' house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. "Why are you wearing a 'Thank God it's Friday' tee-shirt on Monday?" "Oh no!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant: 'Tits Go In Front.'" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Blondes at the River A blonde, out for a walk, comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: I told my girlfriend last night... I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: The Heaven Said So Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "Because Heaven told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT !!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Is There a Doctor in the House? The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked to have her husband paged. "Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "but the house does not make doctor calls." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: At a party, a guy approached a... At a party, a guy approached a girl and whispered something in her ear. "You filthy pervert!!" she shrieked. "What makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that to me?" Then her eyes narrowed and she said, "Unless you're the son-of-a-bitch that stole my diary!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Bill, Wash Your Face! Dad: Bill, wash your face! I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Bill: What did I have? Dad: Eggs. Bill: Wrong. That was yesterday! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Drank so much "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: What's wrong with your ... Doctor: What's wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: Really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Surgery A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?" The man replied, "Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: What do you call a person ... TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPILS: A teacher. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: What is it? Yes, Theo, what is it? asked the teacher. I don’t want to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I didn’t get better marks, someone was going to get a licking. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: What are you giving ... Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas? Brother: A list of everything I want! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Visit to the museum... Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Bad breath What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Two guys were cruising downtown... Two guys were cruising downtown, hoping to improve their sex life. As they passed the mortuary, one elbows the other and says, "How 'bout stopping in for a cold one?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: After a quarrel, a wife said to ... After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Why are married women heavier ... Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Leaning On Things I occasionally enjoy leaning on things. When I’m so inclined. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Philosophy Major How do you get a philosophy major off of your front porch? Pay him for the pizza. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: 15 Actors What has 15 actors, four settings, two writers, and one plot? 632 Hallmark movies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Cold Painter What does a painter do when he gets cold? He puts on another coat. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Leg Day Honestly, I don’t mind leg day at the gym. It’s just the two days after that I can’t stand. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: James Bond What does James Bond do before he goes to bed? He goes undercover. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Handyman I hired a handyman to do some odd jobs around the house. He did every other thing on the list. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Strange Deodorant My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant. He smelled funny the whole day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Treadmill Tester I had to pack in my job testing treadmills recently. I was really disillusioned… And just felt I wasn’t going anywhere. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Work Deer I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She said, “How do you know it was on it’s way to work?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Sales Guy A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12-year old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar. The sales guy asks, “Is your dad home?” The kid replies, “What do you think?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: New Restaurant Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu. You get what you deserve. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Dental Pain My dentist told me, “This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?” I said, “Yes, I’m ready.” He said, “I’m sleeping with your wife.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: New Neighbour My wife said to me, “Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that?” I said, “How can I? I don’t even know her.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Clown Date My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Gummy Worms I saw a pack of gummy worms today that said, “No artificial flavour.” Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Joke: Do Not Drink A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the toilet. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”. After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, “So did I!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: My Living Will Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: What do you like best about me.... I asked my wife the other day what she liked best about me.... "Is it my firm, trim, athletic, body? Or, rather, is it my astounding intellect?" She replied.... "Your sense of humor, dear." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: A Yogi Walked into a Pizza Parlor… What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor? "Make me one with everything." When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?" The proprietor said, "Change must come from within." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: I remember these Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year old when they enter antique stores? A: “I remember these”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Memory shortage Q: Is it common for 50+ year old to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Wrinkle Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Heart rate Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Menopause Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: What's the difference ... Q: What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale? A: A northern fairy tale begins with, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins with, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Little Johnny comes home from ... Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school. His mother asks, "What did you learn in school today?" Little Johnny replies, "Not much. They want me back tomorrow. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: What do you call a lawyer with ... Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 10? A: A lawyer. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50? A: Your honour. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Three men There were three men on a cliff and whatever they wished for it would come true. So, the first guy jumps off the cliff and wishes he was a bird so he could fly home. The second guy wished he was a dolphin so he could swim home then the last guy tripped over a rock, fell off the cliff and said OH CRAP!!!!! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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