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Joke: Geraniums....

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use violets flower instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."

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Joke: Two children went into their ...

Two children went into their parent's bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner.

"Whatever you do," cautioned one child to the younger one, "don't step on it!"

"Why not?" asked the sibling.

"Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"

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Joke: Fine

A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said “Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100.”

The lawyer stood up and said “Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd…”

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Joke: Little Johnny wasn't very good...

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.

 

"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"

After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

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Joke: Best room in the hotel?

The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.

"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."

"I insist on another room!!" said the drunk.

"Very good, sir. I`ll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.

"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."

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Joke: Strange Disease

I went to see the doctor with a nasty rash on the top of my leg.

 

I said to him, “The strange thing is when I squeeze the pus out of the pimples, I hear pop songs playing”.

 

He said, “You have a severe case of spotty thigh”.

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Joke: Gold Prospector

One entrepreneur says to another, “I’ve just been in the Far East prospecting for gold.”

 

“Japan?” asks the second entrepreneur.

 

“No,” replies the first, “I used much more scientific methods.”

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Joke: Previous Childbirth

My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.

 

I said, “Yes just once.”

 

He asked, “What was it like?”

 

I replied, “It was dark, then suddenly very bright.”

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Joke: Fly And Bug

A fly feels a bug on its back and asks, “Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?”

 

“I mite be,” giggles the mite.

 

“That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard,” the fly groans.

 

“What do you expect?” asks the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”

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