worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Bunch Of Celery Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of celery on my front door step. I think I’m being stalked. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Voodoo Doll I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” Sounding concerned, she said, “No.” I said, “How about now?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: School Report My mum said, “I’m not happy with your school report.” I said, “Okay.” She said, “I want more As.” I replied, “OKAAAAAAAAAY.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Exchange Numbers I was talking to a girl in a bar last night and she said, “Hey, let’s exchange numbers.” I said, “Won’t that confuse people who are trying to call us?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Tuxedo Store The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Simplifying Fractions I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions. Oh well, hindsight is 1. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Pillow Fight Never challenge Death to a pillow fight… Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Damp Room What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A humidifire. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: After You Die After you die what part of your body is the last to stop working? Your pupils. They dilate. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Most Puns While most puns make me feel numb… Math puns make me feel number. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: No Shins What do you call a man with no shins? Tony. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Expensive Door What do you call a $1,000 door? A grand entrance. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Musical Instrument I bought a theremin. But I haven’t touched it in years. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Best Years Of Your Life Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old. Those are the years you’re in your prime. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Dead Diary Thief The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: DeLorean If I had a DeLorean… I’d probably only drive it from time to time. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Strongest Days Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays but Saturday and Sunday are where the weekends. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Sorry For The Delay I went to the doctor’s today and when I walked in, she said, “I’m sorry about your wait.” I said, “So am I but it’s okay, I’ve been fat all my life.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: After You Die After you die what part of your body is the last to stop working? Your pupils. They dilate. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Most Puns While most puns make me feel numb… Math puns make me feel number. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Voodoo Doll I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” Sounding concerned, she said, “No.” I said, “How about now?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Musical Instrument I bought a theremin. But I haven’t touched it in years. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: No Shins What do you call a man with no shins? Tony. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Dead Diary Thief The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Glasses Thief A warning to the person who stole my glasses. I have contacts! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Asked To Leave The bouncer said to me, “I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” I said, “Why?” They said, “I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Unintended Sayings I hate autocorrect. It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: New Stairlift I asked my grandmother how she’s enjoying her new stairlift. She said, “It’s driving me up the wall.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Undercover Cop Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot’s uniform. I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Listening Skills I asked my girlfriend to rate my listening skills. She said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” I still don’t understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Valentine’s Day Flowers My wife just called me and said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine’s Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!” I replied, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Strongest Days Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays but Saturday and Sunday are where the weekends. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Rare Disease The doctor looked at my test results and said, “Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease.” I said, “How rare?” He said, “You pick the name.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Did I Leave My Panties Here? After returning home from an examination, the young woman phoned her gyneacology’s and asked, “Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my panties in your office?” He looked in the examining room, returned to the phone, and told her, “I’m afraid they are not here.” “Sorry to trouble you, doctor,” she said. “I’ll try my dentist.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Thanks But No Thanks "I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!" "He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him." The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me." "Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Expensive Door What do you call a $1,000 door? A grand entrance. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Pun Entry Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Jellyfish Sting My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So, I peed on it and said, “That’s for stinging my wife!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bucket List All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists. Mine is just a little pail in comparison. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Office Security Guard My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Baby Astronaut How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: DeLorean If I had a DeLorean… I’d probably only drive it from time to time. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Farm Girl How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: One Or Two Words Why is boyfriend one word but best friend is two words? Because your best friend gives you space when you need it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Organ Transplants For years I was against organ transplants. Then I had a change of heart. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Too Many Dogs What’s the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs? Roverdose. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Albino Dalmatian I just spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Astronomy Obsession My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: No Surprise Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Clever Hen I’ve got a hen who can count her own eggs. She’s a mathamachicken. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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