worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Rent Free Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free? Because they’re not tenants. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Roof Damage A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Triangle Player I would like to put on record my appreciation for those who who play the triangle in orchestras. Thanks for every ting. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Sundial Son: “Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?” Dad hands son a phone… Dad: “Ok, now just call someone.” Son: “Why can’t you do it?” Dad: “Because that would be a daddial.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Schizophrenic Roommate My roommate claims I’m schizophrenic. The jokes on him though, I don’t have a roommate. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Missed Calls Guess who woke up with 20 missed calls from his ex? My ex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Bee Buyer I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Hospital Invisibility Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can’t hide? The I. C. U. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Electron Thief I was arrested the other day for stealing people’s electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Insomnia Cure I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia. I won’t rest till I find it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Working Out Working out is like a drug to me. I don’t do drugs. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Welcome Back “Welcome back everybody” is apparently not a good way to start a speech… If you’re the best man at your friend’s second wedding. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Politician Impersonation I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting around doing nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Fake Potatoes What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Bus Timetables I know an awful lot about bus timetables. I’ve led a sheltered life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Wooden Shoes I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet. Now it’s clogged. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Lost Couch I just lost 20% of my couch. Ouch. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Bodybuilder Wife My wife is a body builder. She’s pregnant. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Velcro Inventor The man who invented Velcro died. RIP. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Sleeping Pet Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try. My goldfish died. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Time Machine When I was a little boy, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason. Now at last I’ve managed to invent a time machine of my own, so I’m going to go back to when he was a little boy so I can punch him and see how he likes it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Intergalactic Intervention A group of extra-terrestrials were sent to earth to monitor and/or stop the use of nuclear weapons. The first creature they made contact with was a chimpanzee. Mistakenly they mistook the chimp as being the dominant species of planet earth. After scanning the chimp one of them looked at the others and said, “This must be a mistake, perhaps we’re on the wrong planet.” One of the other Aliens said, “You may be right. It’s obvious these beings are far too intelligent to use nuclear power in a destructive way. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: De-Cluttering One's Life An older woman asked her techie grandson, "What's the deal with this Craigslist thing?" "It's a website where you can buy and sell all kinds of things and more," he replied. "Can you get rid of stuff there?" she asked. "Yes, you can set a price or give things away that you don't want around the house anymore." "I like the give-away free idea. How do I get started?" the woman asked. "Well, it's always good to have a picture," the grandson said. "OK. Will this old wedding photo do?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: My Partner's Hand The hostess of her bridge club got a last minute call from one of the players that she was sick. Unable to get a replacement on such short notice, she drafted her husband, a mediocre player with an attitude. During the game, he got up and went to the bathroom, leaving the door ajar. Everyone listened as he urinated into the toilet. Embarrassed, his wife called out, "John, would you please close the door!" John's partner said, "Never mind, it's the first time since we started playing that I've known what the man has in his hand." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Naval Officer I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite. I’m longing to become a Petty Officer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Cinema Food If I had a dollar for every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Sticky Hair Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Impressing Girls A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Twin In Prison My twin brother called me from prison. He said, “So you know how we finish each other’s sentences?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: About My Spine Do you remember the joke I told you recently about my spine? It was about a weak back. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Spice Rack I re-labelled all the jars in my wife’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Haunted Housemates My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Anaesthetic Choice Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Favourite Word My favourite word is “Drool”. It sort of rolls off the tongue. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Human Body My son is now at that age where he’s curious about the human body. I guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Understanding Cloning My son told me he didn’t understand cloning. I told him, “That makes two of us”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Captain Hook Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At the second hand store. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Stupid Christmas Gift My wife said to me that if I got her another stupid gift this Christmas, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Ex-Postman I quit my job as a postman on my first day, right after they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and said, “This isn’t for me.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: First Child I rang the doctor and said, “Quick! My pregnant wife’s going into labour, what should I do?” He said, “Is this her first child?” I said, “No, this is her husband.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Special Talent I have a talent where I can see inside wrapped presents. It’s a gift. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Good Sounding Band Up next: How to sound good in a band. Stay tuned!! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Christmas Songs My wife said she was kicking me out of the house if I didn’t stop singing Christmas songs. I said, “But baby, it’s cold outside.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Furniture Arrangement I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Only 4 I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Cash Machine I know loads of jokes about cash machines. I just can’t think of one atm. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: The Woman Is Extremely Hot A hot girl walks into the doctor's office and sits down. The doctor sees that the woman is extremely hot. He walks up and wastes no time, he slides his hands up her shirt and starts caressing her boobs and says, "Do you know what I’m doing?" She says, "Yes, you are feeling for cancer right?" "Yeah, o yeah." After that he starts taking off the woman’s pants and starts massaging her thighs and says, "Do you know what I’m doing now?" "Yes, you are feeling for cancer right?" "Yes, that's exactly it, feeling for cancer." After that he pulls off his pants gets on top of her and says, "Do you know what I’m doing now?" She says, "Yes I do! You are checking for genital warts because you know that’s why I came here." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Tonic Water I gave my date a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Lady’s Fruit Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes… You need to let that mango. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Violent Revolution My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution. Could this be a red flag? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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