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Joke: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

A man and his wife are having an argument.

 

The wife yells, “Get out of the house, I hate you! I want a divorce, get out now!”

 

Then, as her husband is walking out the door, she screams, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!”

 

The husband stops and says, “Hang on a minute, now you want me to stay?”

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Joke: The Other Side Of The River

Two men are on opposite sides of a river.

 

The first man shouts to the second, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”

 

The second guy shouts back, “You are on the other side of the river!”

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Joke: If Anything Ever Happens

My girlfriend said to me the other day, “If anything ever happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.”

 

Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn’t count as “anything”.

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