worldangel Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Joke: Love Her Personality Always love a woman for her personality… They have ten, so you can choose. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Joke: Get The Spider Out My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...... So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Joke: A Buddy Boat What do you call a boat full of buddies? A friend-ship. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Joke: This Is A Special Frog A beautiful woman walks into an exotic pet store and asks about unusual pets. The young man working the counter reaches into a tank and pulls out a small frog. “This is a special frog,” he explains. “If you disrobe in front of it, it will perform oral sex.” The woman is thrilled. Three days later, the woman returns, and she is not happy. “This frog doesn’t do anything!” The young man looks baffled. “You must be doing something wrong.” “No, I’m not. I take off my clothes, and hold the frog near me, and he just stares.” “Well, let me see you try it.” Nervous, the woman complies and strips down. The frog just sits here, blinking. “Now,” the young man says to the frog while getting on his knees, “I’m only going to show you this, one more time….” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Joke: Most Beautiful Night The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon resort. After one more champagne toast for happiness, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars. “Aren’t you coming to bed?” the groom asked. “No,” the bride announced. “My mother told me this was going to be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don’t want to miss a single minute of it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Joke: Do You Know What I'm Doing? One day, a stunningly attractive woman walks into a doctor's office. As soon as the doctor lays his eyes on her, his professionalism goes right out the window. He asks her to take off her pants. He asks her to sit on the table and when she does, he starts firmly rubbing her thighs. He asks her, "Do you know what I am doing?" She replies, "Checking for abnormalities." Then, he tells her to take off her shirt and bra, and she does as she is told and he starts rubbing her breasts. Again he asks, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Checking for cancer," she replies. Then he instructs her to take her panties off, and after she does, he lays her back, pulls off his pants and underwear, jumps up on top of her and begins to have sex with her. Once again, "Do you know what I am doing?" Then, the woman answers, "Checking for herpes, that's what I am here for." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Joke: Before He Gets Through the Door A guy staggers to the bathroom, whipping out his penis even before he gets through the door. Inadvertently, he’s wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman primping in the mirror. “This is for ladies!” she screams. The drunk waves his dick at her and says, “So is this!” “What else would I use?” the prisoner said. “That’s my pen name.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: Finding A Pure Girl A man was searching for a pure wife. He dated many ladies and when they went to bed, he would show them his penis and ask each, "What is this?" Each came back with the standard sexual answer of "love shaft" or "johnson" and he thought each knew too much about sex and rejected everyone. Finally he found a girl who passed his test. He asked what it was and she said "I'm not sure, I think it's called a wee-wee?" Finally, he had found his perfect woman. He marries her and on their honey moon he thought he should tell her the sexual term for his penis. "Honey," he began, "you should know this, this called a cock." "Oh no," replied his bride, "I have seen plenty of cocks and believe me that's a wee-wee!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: Time For A New Career Doctor Phil had known many interns during his long career, but none ever made as many misdiagnoses as young Charles. After making the rounds one day, and watching him make a dozen wrong diagnoses, Phil took the intern aside. “Tell me,” the doctor asked, “have you ever considered working somewhere else?” “Where, for instance?” asked the intern. “Wall Street,” replied Phil. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: Eating Them Plain Two lesbians are sitting in a bar. They have been drinking for quite sometime when one turns to the other and slurs, "Did you know there are thousands of battered women all over the world"? The other sits quietly for a moment then turns and says, "No shit, and I’ve been eating them plain all this time..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: What Do You Get… What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: My Wife's Audiobook Dave lost his wife's audiobook... And now he'll never hear the end of it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: Now That's A Dry Spell Occasionally you hear about a really dry spell in Texas. I always thought the stories exaggerated until I got a birthday card last week. They attached the stamp with a staple. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: It Runs On Water Fred: I’ve invented a truck that runs on water. Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires? Fred: So, it can run on water. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: Free Meat It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally, he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed. He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow." "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face." When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: You're 88 Years Old 86 year old Mabel sat down on the porch swing at the home and said to 88 year old Charlie, "I'll bet I can guess how old you are!" Being a skeptic, he said, "Ok, I'll take the bet." She immediately unzipped his pants, stuck her hand inside, fooled around a little, then pulled her hand out and said, "You're 88 yrs. old." "How did you know that?" "You told me yesterday." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Joke: Super-Sex A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home wearing only a flimsy negligee. As she walked, she would flip up her nightgown at people and say, "Super-sex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Super-sex!" He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: It Shrinks Things A guy visits his doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. "Well, American beer,” he replies quite baffled. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers… you should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow.” A couple of months later the man returns to see the doctor with a big smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him. “I take it you now drink Guinness?” asked the physician. “Oh no, Doc, but I have the wife drinking American beer!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: If I Had Any Idea On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bankbook, which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: Cold, Slick, with a Forked Tongue A baby snake and a baby bunny were playing in a field. Being very young, they didn't know what kind of animals they were. "Let's try to figure it out," said the bunny. "OK," said the snake and patted the bunny all over. "You're warm and fuzzy and have a little cotton tail. You must be a bunny!” said the snake. "Oh goody, goody. That's what I was hoping I'd be. A cute little bunny!” said the bunny rabbit. "OK, now it's your turn!" The bunny then patted the snake all over. "You're cold and slick and you have a forked tongue. You must be a Lawyer!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: The Best Lovers On a train a woman reading a book. The man sitting next to her says, “Hi, couldn’t help but notice the book you’re reading.” “Yes, it’s about finding sexual satisfaction. It’s interesting. Did you know that, statistically, American Indians and Polish men are the best lovers? By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?” “Flying Cloud Kowalski. Nice to meet you.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: The Trouser Worm The teacher was some months pregnant and as she stood in front of her 5th grade class, Betty asks, "Why is your stomach swelled up?" So she said, "Can anybody tell me why my stomach is swelled up?" Jane said, "You were bit by a snake!" Billy said, "You were bit by a spider?" "No, neither one of those is correct," she said. Little Johnny then says, "I know why teacher." "Okay, why Johnny?" "You were bit by a trouser worm." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: Fluffy's In Heat Little Sally asks her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block. He tells her no, because Fluffy was in heat. Little Sally asks, "What does in heat mean?" Without any explanation, her dad took a rag with gas on it and wiped the dog’s rear end with it. He told her to go around the block and come back straight home. When she returned, she was alone. Her dad asks, "Where is Fluffy?" Little Sally says, "Fluffy ran out of gas a few blocks back and another dog is pushing her home." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: A Couple of Stiff Ones A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice looking girl behind the wheel. There was a strong liquor smell all over the car. "I am going to give you a Breathalyzer test,” he said. “That will show whether or not you are under the influence of alcohol.” She blew up the balloon and the cop walked it back to the police car. After a minute or two, he returned to the girl’s car. “Well, it looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones,” he said. “You mean it shows that too?!?!” she asked, surprised. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: Just Think of the Score Negotiations between union members and their employer are at an impasse. The union denies that the workers are flagrantly abusing the sick-leave provisions set our by their contract. One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator holds the morning edition of the newspaper. “This man,” he announces, "called in sick yesterday!" There on the sports page was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. A union negotiator breaks the silence in the room. “Wow!” he says, “Just think of the score he could have had if he hadn’t been sick!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: I'm Afraid You Can't Marry Her One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan." After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this." William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister." His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: I Won 1st Prize Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring, we never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrills whistling. The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: One Hell Of A Time A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early she decided to go to the party. Because hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice looking woman he could, and copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new target. She let him go as far as he wished. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of excuse he would have for his notorious behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him what he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one hell of a time!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: That's Not A Hoe In school the students were learning about gardening tools. The teacher held up a picture. She called on Jennifer, who said, "That is a shovel." The teacher said, " very good.” The teacher held up another picture. She called on Daniel. Daniel said, "That is a hose." The teacher held up another picture. This time little Johnny was the only one raising his hand, so she had to call on little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "That is a rake." “No,” said the teacher, "that is a hoe." Little Johnny was kind of upset and said, "That’s not a hoe! My sister is a ho and she looks nothing like that!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Joke: I Broke the Case The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honours, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father! In one day, I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded, "You idiot! We lived on the funding of that case for ten years!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Joke: Hide! Grandpa said to Little Tommy, "Isn't that your class teacher walking in through the gate? She must have come to inquire why you missed school today? Go and hide somewhere." Little Tommy replied, "Grandpa, YOU hide! I called her and told her you died today." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Joke: Single Bubba went to a nice restaurant to have dinner. He had just started relishing the soup when a pretty young thing walked up to him and said, "Hey, are you single?" Bubba could not believe his luck and somehow managed to blurt out, "Yes, yes." So, she picked up the empty chair in front of him and walked away to her group of friends. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Joke: Hole in the heart Jack invited Nicole on a date to celebrate V-day. Nicole refused by saying, "Alex has already asked me out and I have said yes to him. You know he has a medical condition. With that hole in his heart, he has only a few days to live and I do not wish to disappoint the poor soul." Jack fumed angrily and said, "That slimy snake! He is showing around the x-ray of his bum and asking all the girls out for a date!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Joke: Discount on electronics D-Mart was offering a big discount on some electronics. A refrigerator had a picture cut-out of a beautiful girl wearing a short skirt. Bubba, who had come to the store with his wife to buy a refrigerator, was constantly staring at the picture of the girl. His wife hissed and said, "Let's go home Bubba. The offer is on the refrigerator only." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Joke: Poem and essay Johnny: What is the difference between a poem and an essay? Barry: Even a word uttered by one's lover is like a poem while just one word uttered by one's wife is like an essay. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Joke: The importance of a husband "Mom, I don't want to get married", said Ana to her mother. She continued, "Why is everyone interested in getting me married? Dad has been pestering me, Aunt Linda has broached the subject a dozen times. I am an independent woman and I do not need to be tied up with a man to spend the rest of my life. I am earning well, I am single and I am happy!" Her mother tried to pacify her and said, "Darling, you are my most beautiful creation. You are young, ambitious and I am sure you will achieve a lot in your life. But even you will make mistakes in life like everyone else does. On such occasions, will you not need someone to blame? So please understand the importance of a husband." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Joke: Open a book Tom, while scolding his son, said, "Why don't I ever see you study? Never seen you open a book." The teen replied, "I do open a book every day." Tom asked, "And which one is that??" The teen said, "Facebook!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Hide! Grandpa said to Little Tommy, "Isn't that your class teacher walking in through the gate? She must have come to inquire why you missed school today? Go and hide somewhere." Little Tommy replied, "Grandpa, YOU hide! I called her and told her you died today." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Single Bubba went to a nice restaurant to have dinner. He had just started relishing the soup when a pretty young thing walked up to him and said, "Hey, are you single?" Bubba could not believe his luck and somehow managed to blurt out, "Yes, yes." So, she picked up the empty chair in front of him and walked away to her group of friends. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Hole in the heart Jack invited Nicole on a date to celebrate V-day. Nicole refused by saying, "Alex has already asked me out and I have said yes to him. You know he has a medical condition. With that hole in his heart, he has only a few days to live and I do not wish to disappoint the poor soul." Jack fumed angrily and said, "That slimy snake! He is showing around the x-ray of his bum and asking all the girls out for a date!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Poem and essay Johnny: What is the difference between a poem and an essay? Barry: Even a word uttered by one's lover is like a poem while just one word uttered by one's wife is like an essay. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Discount on electronics D-Mart was offering a big discount on some electronics. A refrigerator had a picture cut-out of a beautiful girl wearing a short skirt. Bubba, who had come to the store with his wife to buy a refrigerator, was constantly staring at the picture of the girl. His wife hissed and said, "Let's go home Bubba. The offer is on the refrigerator only." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: The importance of a husband "Mom, I don't want to get married", said Ana to her mother. She continued, "Why is everyone interested in getting me married? Dad has been pestering me, Aunt Linda has broached the subject a dozen times. I am an independent woman and I do not need to be tied up with a man to spend the rest of my life. I am earning well, I am single and I am happy!" Her mother tried to pacify her and said, "Darling, you are my most beautiful creation. You are young, ambitious and I am sure you will achieve a lot in your life. But even you will make mistakes in life like everyone else does. On such occasions, will you not need someone to blame? So please understand the importance of a husband." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Marrying Grandma Little Tommy says to his father, "Daddy, I want to get married soon." His father asked, "Why is that?" Little Tommy replied, "I don't know but I want to get married. If you don't find a bride for me, I will marry grandma." His father was amused and asked, "But why will you marry my mother?" Little Tommy replied, "If you married my mother, why can't I marry yours?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Reciprocate Tina asked her husband, "Why did you not attend the funeral of your friend's wife?" Joe replied, "Because it is embarrassing. I have attended funerals of 2 of his wives and this is the death of his third wife, while I have never been able to reciprocate." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: All about birds Miss Monica, the English teacher asked the little Tom, "Do you know all about birds?" Little Tom replied, "Yes, madam. I do." Miss Monica asked, "Tell me which bird cannot fly." Little Tom replied, "A dead one!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Joke: Open a book Tom, while scolding his son, said, "Why don't I ever see you study? Never seen you open a book." The teen replied, "I do open a book every day." Tom asked, "And which one is that??" The teen said, "Facebook!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: All about birds Miss Monica, the English teacher asked the little Tom, "Do you know all about birds?" Little Tom replied, "Yes, madam. I do." Miss Monica asked, "Tell me which bird cannot fly." Little Tom replied, "A dead one!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: One sided love Billy said to his friend, "What is your view on one-sided love?" Joey says, "I think I would prefer it over both-sided love. When love is on both sides, sometimes it culminates into marriage!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: Seeing the doc Alex went to see Dr. Jones and sneezed the moment he walked in the doc's cabin. The doctor asked, "Flu?" Alex said, "No, I took a bus." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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