worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: The honeymoon offer Elena went to see a travel agent and asked him, "Do you have any cheap honeymoon offers?" The travel agent replied, "Of course, we have. 3 nights and 4 days in Zurich only for $1500 only." Elena asked, "Anything cheaper than that?" The travel agent said, "3 nights & 4 days in Bangkok for $1000 only." Elena further asked, "Anything cheaper than that?" The travel agent said, "2 nights & 3 days in Malaga for $750." Elena, still not happy with the price, asked, "Anything cheaper?" The travel agent replied, "Yes. 9-nights and 10-days in Paris, London and Rome. You will be booked in the honeymoon suite of the best 5-star hotels. Food, hotel stay, all travel expenses and sight-seeing will be free." Elena was excited and exclaimed, "Wow! What a super offer! What's the catch?" The travel agent smiled and replied, "The husband will be provided by us!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: Let the lady go! Bob the thief had been eyeing the Evans mansion for quite some time. One day, he broke into the mansion and found a man and a woman inside. He tied up the lady and pointing a gun, hissed to the guy, "Take me to the electronic safe..NOW!" The guy started crying and said to Bob, "Take what you want but please let the lady go. She is my neighbour's wife! Mine will walk into the house any time!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: No interest Betty sued a medical center alleging that her husband showed on interest in her after having surgery at the clinic. The owner of the medical center appeared in court and said, "I run an eye clinic. All I did was operated him for cataract!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: Happy neighbour The inspector asked Jerry, "Your neighbour's wife is missing. So why have you come to file a missing person's complaint? Did you have an affair with her?" Jerry replied, "No sir, I never had any affair with her. It's just that I am not able to stand my neighbour's happiness! It's been 4 days since his wife is missing, and he has been partying every night!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: Husband's occupation Sally met her niece Ana after a number of years. Sally asked, "Did you marry?" Ana replied, "Yes I did." Sally asked, "What does your husband do?" Ana replied, "He regrets!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: No Satisfaction Judge Simons looked at the couple and asked, "Mr. Warner, why are you filing for separation from your wife?" Mr. Warner replied, "Because I don't get satisfaction with her." Judge Simons then asked the lady, "Mrs. Warner, do you want to say something about this?" Mrs. Warner barked, "The entire locality gets satisfaction! Only this idiot has a problem." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 18, 2022 Report Share Posted February 18, 2022 Joke: Meaning to my life Ronald sent an SMS to his wife Martha, "I want to thank you today for making my life so beautiful and filling it with vivid colours. Whatever, I have achieved in life today is all because of your support. You give meaning to my life and make it worth living. You are the guiding force that keeps me going." Martha texted back, "Is this the fifth or the sixth peg? If you are done with your drinking, please come home. Don't worry, I will not scream at you." Ronald texted again, "I am standing outside. Please open the door." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: Pimps and Politicians Q. What's the difference between a politician and a pimp? A. I don't know either. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: Two Structures Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well, damn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: I'm Still Wearing It When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask. It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: Exceeding Expectations I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I replied, "Not at all." "Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: The Meaning Of Life I found the meaning of life. It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: Come Out of the Same Place A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: A Shirt for Her Husband While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs. "I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: Never Had Money Before A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink." The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!" "No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man. "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here." The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner. "Now, can I have my drink." says the dog. The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favour? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards." "Okay," says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves. Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner returns and asks where is the dog. So both of them go off to see what happened to the dog. As they approach the cafe, they see Rover going at it hot and heavy with a French poodle in the alley between the bar and cafe. The owner shouts, "Rover! What are you doing! You've never done this before!" The dog shrugged. "Hell, I've never had any money before." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: Branch Manager I had to take a whole load of tree limbs to the dump today in my trailer. I came to realize that when I prayed for a job as a branch manager, I needed to be a little more specific. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Joke: Undergarments Explained Do you know why baby diapers have brand names like Luvs, Huggies and Pampers while undergarments for old people are called Depends? Well, here is the reason... When babies soil their pants, people are still going to Luv"em, Hug'em, and Pamper'em. When old people soil their pants, it depends on who's in the will! yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: Your Breast Is Hanging Out A young dumb woman is walking down the street with her blouse unbuttoned and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: The Monster Behind 132 Teeth Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back a monster? A: A zipper. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: Hate My Mother-In-Law Cannibal #1: "I hate my mother-in-law." Cannibal #2: "Well, then just eat the noodles." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: Raw Thighs Why does a cowgirl’s thighs stay raw? Because cowboys don’t take their hats off for nothing! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: No Babies Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: Goddess On the Nile Carl is talking to a girl in a New York City bar, he says, “Can I get you a drink? The girl replies, “Certainly.” Carl asks, “What would you like?” The girl says, “Champagne.” Carl says, “Why Champagne?” The girl says, “Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth.” Curious Carl asks, “What if I just buy you a draft beer?” The girl replies, “I’ll cut wet farts all night.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: What Is It Called? What is it called when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it called when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: My First One This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?" The guy says, "Ya, my first blowjob." The bartender says, "How about I give you an eighth shot on the house." The guy says, "If 7 shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: You Need More Tail A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, and then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need more tail!” The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Joke: If I Can Roll My Own A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "Where would I find tampons?" The clerk says, "Isle 15." The guy goes to isle 15 and comes back with cotton balls and a roll of string. The clerk asks, "I thought you wanted tampons?" To which the guy replied, "I did, but the other night I asked my wife to go get me a pack of cigarettes and she came back with some Bugler and rolling papers... If I can roll my own, so can she!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: Best Looking Girl Here You might not be the best looking girl here… But beauty is only a light switch away! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: A Fox Into An Elephant How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: No Need To Stand Written on the wall behind the toilet… Ain't no need to stand on the seat, 'cause the crabs in here can jump six feet! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: My Hanging Baskets A teenager comes downstairs for her date in a see-through top and no bra. Her grandmother goes crazy and tells her she can’t go out dressed the way she is. The teenager says, “Loosen up, Grandma! These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out the door she goes. The next day the teen comes downstairs and finds the grandmother sitting in her favorite chair topless. The teen is mortified. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate. The grandmother says, “Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: Every Word Of It A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?" The student said, "Every word of it." The professor said, "Well, then, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: At Least One Person When David retired, he and his wife, who was much younger, moved to Arizona. Once they had settled in, he decided it was time to make a will, so he made an appointment with a lawyer. “It’s nice and straightforward,” he instructed the attorney. “Everything goes to Sarah – the house, the car, the pension, the life insurance – under the condition that she remarries within the year.” “Fine, Mr. Cohen,” said the lawyer. “But do you mind my asking why the condition?” “Simple, I want at least one person to be sorry I died.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: How Dare You A nice looking woman wearing a very tight leather skirt was standing in line to board a bus in Houston Texas. When her turn came to get on the bus she went to step up but her skirt was too tight and she could not. She smiled at the bus driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt just a little to give her enough movement to step up onto the platform. She tried a second time and still her skirt was too tight, so again she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. When she stepped up the third time she still could not reach the step do to her tight skirt. So smiling at the bus driver again she reached behind her for the third time and lowered her zipper even more. It was no use. Her skirt was still too tight to give her enough legroom to step up. All at once the big burly Texan behind her gently grabbed her around the waist and lifted her onto the bus platform. The woman whirled around in a rage, "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT! We don't even know each other!" The Texan smiled and said, "Well mam, normally I'd say the same thing. But I thought we were at least friends after the third time you reached behind you and unzipped my fly!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: Every Time I Sneeze Melissa decided to confide in her roommate. “The strangest thing has been happening to me,” she said. “Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” “I’ve never heard of such a strange illness,” her friend answered. “What do you take for it?” “Black pepper!” replied Melissa. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: Little Michael Learns the Truth Little Michael was impressed by the Rolex watch his classmate was wearing and he asked him how he got the money to purchase it. The boy replied, "Simple, I look my dad in the eye and said, 'I know everything there is to know about you' and my dad gave me five hundred bucks to keep my mouth shut. It's just that simple." When the boy got home he looked his mother in the eye and said, "I know everything there is to know about you." His mother gasped and said, "I'll give you a hundred bucks to keep your mouth shut.” The boy thought, “this too easy to be true!" When his father reached home and got out of the car the boy said, "I know everything there is to know about you." His father took him in the garage and said, "Here is five hundred bucks if you will keep your mouth shut." The next morning as the boy was leaving for school the postman was walking up to the house. The boy looked him in the eyes and said, "I know everything there is to know about you." The postman knelt down as said, "At last, come here son and give your father a kiss!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Joke: Something Up in the Air The young college physician was bewildered by the procession of unhappy young women regularly visiting his campus clinic for pregnancy tests. “There seems to be something in the air this time of the year that causes young girls to get pregnant,” he commented to an older colleague. “What it is, I wonder?" “Their legs,” replied his friend. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Regrettable Means What's the most regrettable means of communication? Remorse code. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: The Same Mistake I never make the same mistake twice. I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Nobody Tells Me What To Do I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: North vs. South When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man, and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Impersonating A Politician I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Flight Home The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers. "We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said over the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: He's Got Some Bad Habits I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload. He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break. I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Country Bathroom A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch. The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself. A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, "Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Secondhand Goods A bitter divorced guy bumped into his ex-wife’s new husband at a cocktail party. After a few drinks, he strolled conceitedly over to him and sneered, “So, how do you like using secondhand goods?” “It doesn’t bother me,” said the new husband. “Once you get past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: No Mud Puddles Five year old Little Frankie got a new pair of shoes. His father said, "Frankie you can't get in the mud puddles with these new shoes." Frankie's father watches as Frankie bounds out the front door, goes to the nearest large mud puddle and stomps in many times. Frankie runs back into the house with a grin from ear to ear proclaiming, "Oh yes, you can!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Do You Smell That? Bill’s wife goes out to buy a car. The salesman says, I recommend this one. She asks why. The salesman says, “Because it has hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I’ll show you.” He drives the car 100 miles an hour toward a brick wall, and when he’s 100 feet away he jams on the brakes. They stop a foot from the wall. The salesman says, “Do you smell that?” She takes a sniff and says, “Uh-huh.” The salesman says proudly, “That’s hydraulic backspin brakes.” That night when Bill gets home, his wife says, “Dear, I bought a car.” Bill asks, “How did you decide which kind to buy?” She says, “I bought one with hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I’ll show you." They get in, and she drives 100 miles an hour toward the same brick wall. When they are 100 feet away from it she jams on the brakes, and they stop one foot from the wall. She looks over at her husband and says. “Do you smell that?” Bill says, “I ought to! I’m sitting in it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: Which Bill Do You Pick A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up. Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100.” The spiritual leader simply says, “I see.” After a small pause, of his pupil asks him, “Which one would you have picked up, oh Wise One?” Looking straight into his eyes the leader answers, “I’d have picked-up both.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Joke: This Board With Holes The man enters a drugstore, "Give me a pack of condoms." "What size?" "I do not know" "Well, take this board with holes. Go to the toilet and measure." In 10 minutes the man comes back. "I have changed my mind, I don't need the condoms. How much is this board?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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