worldangel Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Pet Psychiatrist Billy: I think we’ve over-trained our dog! Look at him—he’s a nervous wreck. Wanda: Why not take him to a pet psychiatrist? Billy: Oh, we can’t do that... one of the things we’ve trained him not to do is go on the couch! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Aspirin Overdose Jane calls the doctor in a panic. "Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?" The doctor asked Jane, "Are you sure it was a dozen?" The frantic mother says, "Absolutely! Doctor, I'm scared to death!" The doctor tells the mother, "Calm down. Is little Jimmy crying?" Jane says, "No." "Is he sleeping?" asks the doctor. "No," says Jimmy's mom. The doctor goes on with routine questions, "Is his color funny?" Again Jane says, "No." "Did Jimmy throw up?" asks the methodical doctor. "No," says the worried mom. "But I'm so scared. All that aspirin...shouldn't I do something?" To which the doctor says, "Try giving him a headache." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Dictionary of Performance Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out... Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job. Active socially: Drinks heavily. Alert to company developments: An office gossip. Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job. Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless. Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the neck. Displays excellent intuitive judgement: Knows when to disappear. Happy: Paid too much. Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way. Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot. Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 My Wife's Birthday It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. "Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving." "Where are you?" she asked. She wasn't happy when I said the 7th tee. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 I'll Tell You On Sunday Billy: I asked my dog three questions and he got two of them right. Trevor: What three questions? Billy: I asked what covers a tree and he said bark. I asked him what the texture of bark is and he said ruff. I then asked him if he knew what the winning lottery numbers are next Saturday night? Trevor: He missed the lottery number question right? Billy: I don't know, I'll tell you on Sunday. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Joke: Named After Your Father Girl: Were you named after your father? Boy: No. Girl: You were named BEFORE your father? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Joke: Spider-Man's Calendar Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months? He lost May. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Joke: Math Teacher Vacation Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Joke: I'll See I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got tired of waiting and started looking up and down every aisle. I finally found them. They were in Aisle C. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Joke: Family Matters It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, “Say thank you... Sit up straight... Use your napkin... Close your mouth when you chew... Don’t lean back in your chair...” Just when I finally got my husband squared away, the kids came along. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Picked Up by the Fuzz Q: “Hey, lover,” said the hipster to the beautiful chick he’d jut met. “Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?” “No,” she answered, “but I bet it hurts like hell.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Love vs True Love vs Showing Off Q: What is the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 oke: The Fruits of Love Billy Joe and his bride are on their honeymoon when their car breaks down. They make it to a farmer’s house, and the farmer agrees to let them spend the night. The next morning he yells up to them, “It is 11 o’clock. Are you coming down to breakfast?” Billy Joe yells back, “We’re living on the fruits of love.” The farmer yells, “Terrific. Live on the fruits of love. But would you please quit chuckn’ the peels out the window? You’re chokin’ my ducks.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Would You Mind Talking to Me? A guy walks up to a beautiful girl in a supermarket says, "Excuse me, but I seemed to have lost my girl friend. Would you mind standing here and talking to me for a few minutes?" The girl replies, "I guess, but I don't see how that would help any?" The guy answers, "Well, you see, every time I meet a beautiful woman with boobs like yours, my girl friend appears out of nowhere." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: When You're A Loser How do you know when you are a loser? When a nymphomaniac says, “Let’s just be friends.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: The Pool Ball Incident A guy walks into a bar with a pet monkey. The monkey begins running around and jumps onto a pool table and swallows one of the pool balls whole. The bartender/owner sees this just as it is happening. Furious he makes the man and his monkey leave. A few weeks later, the same man and his monkey walk into the same bar. The bartender, not paying attention as he is talking with one of his regulars, sees the monkey just as it jumps onto the bar, takes a peanut out of the bowl, inserts it into its behind, pulls it back out, then eats it. The bartender, angry yet curious, again tells the man to leave. As the man is leaving, the bartender asks the man, "Hey buddy, why did your monkey do that with the peanut?" The man replied, "Well, ever since he passed that pool ball, he measures everything before he eats it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Never Been Touched In the week before his marriage, David sowed the last of his wild oats with all the girls he’d ever dated. At the end of that time his penis was literally twisted and broken. David begged his doctor to help him, but the best the physician could do was create a makeshift splint, taping the worn member between four thin slats. On his wedding night David crawled into bed with his new bride, wondering what he’d tell her about his ravaged organ. The woman spread her legs. “Look, honey,” she said. “Never been touched by a man.” David undid his pajama pants. “Look, honey,” he said, “still in its original crate!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Send Me Your Happiness A romantic lady sent a text to her lover saying, "If you are sleeping, send me your dream. If you are crying, send me your tears. If you are smiling, send me your happiness!" The lover replied, "I am in the toilet." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Are You Single? Shirley and Sophie are elderly widows. One day they see a new, nice looking guy come into the indoor swimming pool of the building they live in. Sophie says, "Shirley, you know I'm shy. Can you go over to the other side of the pool and try to get to know about that guy." Shirley goes over to the other side and asks the guy, "Are you single?" "Yes, but I been in prison." "Why?" "I strangled my third wife." "What about your second wife?" "I got in a fight with her and she fell out the window." "And your first wife?" "I shot her." Then Shirley calls to the other side to Sophie and says, "Yoo hoo, he's single!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: A Hold Of My Privates Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Every Time I Sneeze A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in first class on a flight. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?" The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: Can I Get 3 Pills, Doc? A man goes to see the doctor to ask for three Viagra pills. The doctor says, "These are very powerful pills so I need to know why you need three?" "Well, Doc, my girlfriend is coming over Friday. My ex-wife on Saturday, and my new-wife is coming home on Sunday. I need these pills so I can satisfy them all." "Well," the doctor said, "okay, but one on one condition. That you come in on Monday so I can check your vitals to make sure you are ok." The man agrees. So Monday arrives and the man goes to see the doctor, with both arms are in a sling. "Oh my! What happened?" the doctor asks. The man replies, "Nobody showed up, I was alone all weekend." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Joke: The Stages of Marital Sex The three stages of marital sex: Honeymoon sex... Where you have sex three or four times a night. Vacation sex... Where you have sex ten or twelve times a year. Oral sex… Where you stand on the opposite side of the room and shout 'FU'! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 26, 2022 Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 Joke: Potential Energy Engineering classes at the University of Maryland are tough, and struggling students sometimes go to extremes in order to pass. Grading exams one semester, I got to this question: "What is the relationship between kinetic and potential energy?" One student, obviously stumped, decided to get clever and wrote, "As far as I know, they're just friends, but there could be something else going on there." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 26, 2022 Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 Joke: Back to Back Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back. Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 26, 2022 Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 Joke: Gold Hooks for Hanging Plants When my teenage son worked part time in a hardware store, a man came in to buy hooks for hanging plants. But there were only two hooks left in the gold colour that he needed. My son, trying to be helpful, suggested, "Could you maybe use the silver or the white instead? " The customer scrutinised him and said, "You're not married, are you?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 26, 2022 Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 Joke: At the Movies If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer... There's no other explanation for that type of income! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 26, 2022 Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 Joke: Valley Girls Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Joke: Golfing Professors Three college professors were playing golf in a particularly hot day when they decided to make a bet. Whoever loses a round will remove an article of clothing. By the time they got to the 9th hole they were all completely naked. Just as they were about to wear clothes, a bus carrying a group of college students came around the bend. Two of the three professors grabbed their clothes and try to cover their naked body. The third one, however, just put his clothes over his face. After the bus passed the two professors asked the third one, “Why in the world would you cover your face? Have you no shame?” The professors replies, “I don’t know about your classroom but in my classroom EVERYONE knows my face!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Joke: Marriage Is An Equal Partnership Anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter bollocks. I gave up my mates, my motorbike, drinking, drugs, gambling... All she gave up was sex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Joke: A Wish Gone Wrong A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Joke: After My Father Dad: “Son, I named you after my father.” After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Joke: They Talk More Research shows that men, on average, speak about 10,000 words per day, and women speak about 40,000. What the research doesn’t tell you is that it’s not that women are actually saying four times as much, they just have to repeat everything that many times because men don’t listen. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Joke: Counting Sheep Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old thought that was a good idea. Everything was quiet for a while. But just as grandmother was dozing off, a voice sounded: "Nana?" "Yes?" "There are 38." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 27, 2022 Report Share Posted February 27, 2022 Joke: Lamaze Class A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad." The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up. "You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked. "Exactly," replied the instructor. To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen up for me." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Joke: Make Yourself At Home I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out, I hate visitors. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Joke: The Soothsayer Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake? Everyone said it was his fault. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Joke: Trademark Move Writing my name in cursive... It's my signature move! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Joke: A Famous Architect The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him. That’s why wherever you go, you will usually find at least one Bill Ding. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted February 28, 2022 Report Share Posted February 28, 2022 Joke: Airplane Grounded Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional three hours in the airport. "How come?" his nephew asked. "My plane has been grounded," Brendan explained. "Grounded?" the little boy said. "I didn't know planes had parents." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Picked Up by the Fuzz Q: “Hey, lover,” said the hipster to the beautiful chick he’d jut met. “Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?” “No,” she answered, “but I bet it hurts like hell.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Love vs True Love vs Showing Off Q: What is the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: When You're A Loser How do you know when you are a loser? When a nymphomaniac says, “Let’s just be friends.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Every Time I Sneeze A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in first class on a flight. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?" The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Send Me Your Happiness A romantic lady sent a text to her lover saying, "If you are sleeping, send me your dream. If you are crying, send me your tears. If you are smiling, send me your happiness!" The lover replied, "I am in the toilet." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Never Been Touched In the week before his marriage, David sowed the last of his wild oats with all the girls he’d ever dated. At the end of that time his penis was literally twisted and broken. David begged his doctor to help him, but the best the physician could do was create a makeshift splint, taping the worn member between four thin slats. On his wedding night David crawled into bed with his new bride, wondering what he’d tell her about his ravaged organ. The woman spread her legs. “Look, honey,” she said. “Never been touched by a man.” David undid his pajama pants. “Look, honey,” he said, “still in its original crate!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: The Pool Ball Incident A guy walks into a bar with a pet monkey. The monkey begins running around and jumps onto a pool table and swallows one of the pool balls whole. The bartender/owner sees this just as it is happening. Furious he makes the man and his monkey leave. A few weeks later, the same man and his monkey walk into the same bar. The bartender, not paying attention as he is talking with one of his regulars, sees the monkey just as it jumps onto the bar, takes a peanut out of the bowl, inserts it into its behind, pulls it back out, then eats it. The bartender, angry yet curious, again tells the man to leave. As the man is leaving, the bartender asks the man, "Hey buddy, why did your monkey do that with the peanut?" The man replied, "Well, ever since he passed that pool ball, he measures everything before he eats it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Would You Mind Talking to Me? A guy walks up to a beautiful girl in a supermarket says, "Excuse me, but I seemed to have lost my girl friend. Would you mind standing here and talking to me for a few minutes?" The girl replies, "I guess, but I don't see how that would help any?" The guy answers, "Well, you see, every time I meet a beautiful woman with boobs like yours, my girl friend appears out of nowhere." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: The Fruits of Love Billy Joe and his bride are on their honeymoon when their car breaks down. They make it to a farmer’s house, and the farmer agrees to let them spend the night. The next morning he yells up to them, “It is 11 o’clock. Are you coming down to breakfast?” Billy Joe yells back, “We’re living on the fruits of love.” The farmer yells, “Terrific. Live on the fruits of love. But would you please quit chuckn’ the peels out the window? You’re chokin’ my ducks.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Can I Get 3 Pills, Doc? A man goes to see the doctor to ask for three Viagra pills. The doctor says, "These are very powerful pills so I need to know why you need three?" "Well, Doc, my girlfriend is coming over Friday. My ex-wife on Saturday, and my new-wife is coming home on Sunday. I need these pills so I can satisfy them all." "Well," the doctor said, "okay, but one on one condition. That you come in on Monday so I can check your vitals to make sure you are ok." The man agrees. So Monday arrives and the man goes to see the doctor, with both arms are in a sling. "Oh my! What happened?" the doctor asks. The man replies, "Nobody showed up, I was alone all weekend." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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