worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: A Hold Of My Privates Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: The Stages of Marital Sex The three stages of marital sex: Honeymoon sex... Where you have sex three or four times a night. Vacation sex... Where you have sex ten or twelve times a year. Oral sex… Where you stand on the opposite side of the room and shout 'FU'! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 Joke: Are You Single? Shirley and Sophie are elderly widows. One day they see a new, nice looking guy come into the indoor swimming pool of the building they live in. Sophie says, "Shirley, you know I'm shy. Can you go over to the other side of the pool and try to get to know about that guy." Shirley goes over to the other side and asks the guy, "Are you single?" "Yes, but I been in prison." "Why?" "I strangled my third wife." "What about your second wife?" "I got in a fight with her and she fell out the window." "And your first wife?" "I shot her." Then Shirley calls to the other side to Sophie and says, "Yoo hoo, he's single!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: The fight Tom called the police helpline and said, "Hey! I am in urgent need of help." The attendant asked, "Calm down and tell me what happened." Tom replied, "There's a fight between two women. It's concerning me." The attendant asked, "So what is the crisis?" Tom replied, "The ugly one is taking the lead!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: The shoe salesman The shoe salesman said to the difficult customer, "Madam, I have shown you all the pairs of shoes that are on display in this store but you don't seem to like anything. What is it that you are looking for?" The lady, ignoring the salesman's question, pointed out to a box and said, "What is there in that box? You have not shown it to me yet." The salesman replies, "Madam, please have mercy on me. That is my lunch box." blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: Laying Tile What do husbands and floor tiles have in common? If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: Ball Scratching Writing on a bathroom wall… Some come here to shit and stink. Some come here to sit and think. Some come here to scratch their balls, But I come here to write on walls! blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: How Come They Cost So Much? One day a cannibal visited the neighbouring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25. The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?" The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: Taking An Umbrella to a Gun Fight A 90-year-old man was having his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. ”Someone else must have shot that lion”. "Exactly," said the Doctor. blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: I Had It All A man was complaining to a friend, “I had it all, money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman, everything! Then poof! It was all gone!” “What happened?” asked his friend. “My wife found out...” blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: I Hear Someone Coming A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let’s go to my apartment, I hear somebody coming." He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?!?!? Look at these breasts! They are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my buns are firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me." blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Joke: That's Not A Worm Little Sally accidentally walks in on her father going to the bathroom. Shocked, she runs to her mother and cries, “Mommy, Mommy! Daddy has a big fat ugly worm hanging out of his wee-wee!” That’s not a worm, sweetie,” comforts the mother. “That’s a very important part of daddy’s body. If daddy didn’t have one of those, you wouldn’t be here. And now that I think about it … neither would I.” blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: Mouth to Mouth Two firefighters are butt f*cking in a smoke filled room. The fire chief walks in and says, “What the hell is going on in here?!” The Firefighter says, “Well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation.” The Chief says, “Why didn’t you give him mouth to mouth?” The Firefighter says, “How do you think this shit got started?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: In Bed By Ten “If I’m not in bed by ten o’clock...” began one female barfly. "Yeah..." continued her friend. “Then I’m going home.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: Come Again A young woman walked into dry cleaners and walked up to the counter. She handed the guy her blouse and as she left he said, "Come again!" She replied, "No, it was ketchup this time." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: She So Cross-Eyed Yo, Momma is so cross eyed… She can read two books at once! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: Hairy Underarms A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunken man next to her stares for a few minutes, and then he says, “I love a woman that does aerobics.” The woman replies angrily, “I do not do aerobics!” The man then looks at the woman and says, “Then how did you get your leg up so high?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: Did You Pose for That? A man sees a picture of his wife in the nude hanging at an art show and demands of her, "Did you really pose for that?" "Don’t be ridiculous," she replies. "Of course not. The artist painted it from memory." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: Name for Viagra In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name. Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA finally picked a generic name for Viagra and announced that it had settled on mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: If You Want to Have Sex An old deaf couple was sitting on their couch when the wife wrote, "Honey, if you want to have sex, squeeze my left boob once. If you don't want to, squeeze my right boob twice." The husband replied, "If you want to have sex, grab my dick once. If you don't, grab it a 150-times." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: Does It Work? A group of four men often got together to play racquetball. After the game three of them men showered in the locker room, then went and had a few drinks in the club bar. After this had been going on for some time, one of the three men asked the man who always left, “How come you never hang around and get cleaned up and have a few with us?” The fourth man seemed a little embarrassed, but he admitted that he didn’t want to be seen in the shower with the other men because he felt his penis was small. So the first man asked, “Does it work?” “Of course, it works extremely well.” So the first man asked, “Would you like to trade it in for one that looks great in the shower?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 Joke: Tell Me Truthfully Old Jack had moments to live. At his bedside was his family. His wife was there, as were his four sons, three of which had blonde hair. The other one had red hair. "Clara, I’ve always wondered why one of our sons had red hair. Tell me truthfully, is he really my son?" Clara put her hand on her heart and fervently swore that yes, he was his son. "Oh thank goodness," croaked the old man and he died with a smile on his face. As the family left, the room, the wife sighed deeply, "Good thing he didn’t ask about the other three." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: Big Game Hunting A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the older woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion! "Quick, darling," the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!" "Oh, no," the husband says, "That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: A Fox and A Pig What is the difference between a fox and a pig? About 5 or 6 beers! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: Just Admit It Already A little boy just would not learn. One day his history teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she never stopped asking him the same question, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, the teacher called the boy's father and complained. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father call his son and said, "Come here, son, and sit down. Now, if you signed that goddamn thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!!!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: Send Her the Bottom Half A man living in a nudist camp gets a letter from his mother requesting that he send her a photo of himself. Unfortunately, the only pictures he has are ones in which he is wearing no clothes. So he cuts a snapshot in half, and then sends the photo showing him from the waist up to his mother. His mother is so pleased with the picture that she asks him to send one to his grandmother. The man thinks to himself, “Grandma’s eyesight is so bad these days; I’ll send her the bottom half.” A week later he receives a letter from his grandmother. In the letter she writes, “I liked your picture, but your new hairstyle makes your nose look too long.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: If I Had Any Idea On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bankbook, which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: Never Had Money Before A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink." The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!" "No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man. "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here." The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner. "Now, can I have my drink." says the dog. The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favor? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards." "Okay," says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves. Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner returns and asks where is the dog. So both of them go off to see what happened to the dog. As they approach the cafe, they see Rover going at it hot and heavy with a French poodle in the alley between the bar and cafe. The owner shouts, "Rover! What are you doing! You've never done this before!" The dog shrugged. "Hell, I've never had any money before." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: Turn the Page A couple was laying in bed one night reading and ever so often the man would reach over and rub the woman across the snatch. This went on several times. The woman was starting to get a little horny. The woman finally jumped up, took her clothes off, and told her husband to make love to her. The husband laughed and said he was only getting some moisture on his fingers to turn the pages. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: Patience Is A Virtues A man was observing a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now." Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out." When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamour for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began. The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: If He Can Screw One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense. "Your Honour," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 4, 2022 Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Joke: Come Out of the Same Place A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: Two Structures Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well, damn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: I'm Still Wearing It When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask. It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: Fire Exits Two lady school teachers from Brooklyn, spending their sabbatical year exploring western Canada, stopped at a small and old-fashioned hotel in Alberta recently. One of the pair was inclined to be worrisome when traveling, and she couldn't rest until she had made a tour of the corridors to hunt out exits in case of fire. The first door she opened, unfortunately, turned out to be that of the public bath, occupied by an elderly gentleman taking a shower. "Oh, excuse me!" the lady stammered, flustered. "I'm looking for the fire escape." Then she ran for it. To her dismay, she hadn't got far along the corridor when she heard a shout behind her and, looking around, saw the gentleman, wearing only a towel, running after her. "Where's the fire?!" he hollered. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: Undergarments Explained Do you know why baby diapers have brand names like Luvs, Huggies and Pampers while undergarments for old people are called Depends? Well, here is the reason... When babies soil their pants, people are still going to Luv"em, Hug'em, and Pamper'em. When old people soil their pants, it depends on who's in the will! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: Branch Manager I had to take a whole load of tree limbs to the dump today in my trailer. I came to realize that when I prayed for a job as a branch manager, I needed to be a little more specific. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: Pimps and Politicians Q. What's the difference between a politician and a pimp? A. I don't know either. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: The Monster Behind 132 Teeth Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back a monster? A: A zipper. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: The Meaning Of Life I found the meaning of life. It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: Exceeding Expectations I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I replied, "Not at all." "Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine." blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: A Shirt for Her Husband While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs. "I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: Your Breast Is Hanging Out A young dumb woman is walking down the street with her blouse unbuttoned and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 5, 2022 Report Share Posted March 5, 2022 Joke: My First One This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?" The guy says, "Ya, my first blowjob." The bartender says, "How about I give you an eighth shot on the house." The guy says, "If 7 shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will!" blowmenow 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: Hate My Mother-In-Law Cannibal #1: "I hate my mother-in-law." Cannibal #2: "Well, then just eat the noodles." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: Raw Thighs Why does a cowgirl’s thighs stay raw? Because cowboys don’t take their hats off for nothing! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: What Is It Called? What is it called when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it called when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 oke: No Babies Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: A Fox Into An Elephant How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: No Need To Stand Written on the wall behind the toilet… Ain't no need to stand on the seat, 'cause the crabs in here can jump six feet! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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