worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: How Dare You A nice looking woman wearing a very tight leather skirt was standing in line to board a bus in Houston Texas. When her turn came to get on the bus she went to step up but her skirt was too tight and she could not. She smiled at the bus driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt just a little to give her enough movement to step up onto the platform. She tried a second time and still her skirt was too tight, so again she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. When she stepped up the third time she still could not reach the step do to her tight skirt. So smiling at the bus driver again she reached behind her for the third time and lowered her zipper even more. It was no use. Her skirt was still too tight to give her enough legroom to step up. All at once the big burly Texan behind her gently grabbed her around the waist and lifted her onto the bus platform. The woman whirled around in a rage, "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT! We don't even know each other!" The Texan smiled and said, "Well mam, normally I'd say the same thing. But I thought we were at least friends after the third time you reached behind you and unzipped my fly!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: Goddess On the Nile Carl is talking to a girl in a New York City bar, he says, “Can I get you a drink? The girl replies, “Certainly.” Carl asks, “What would you like?” The girl says, “Champagne.” Carl says, “Why Champagne?” The girl says, “Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth.” Curious Carl asks, “What if I just buy you a draft beer?” The girl replies, “I’ll cut wet farts all night.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: You Need More Tail A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, and then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need more tail!” The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: Something Up in the Air The young college physician was bewildered by the procession of unhappy young women regularly visiting his campus clinic for pregnancy tests. “There seems to be something in the air this time of the year that causes young girls to get pregnant,” he commented to an older colleague. “What it is, I wonder?" “Their legs,” replied his friend. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: At Least One Person When David retired, he and his wife, who was much younger, moved to Arizona. Once they had settled in, he decided it was time to make a will, so he made an appointment with a lawyer. “It’s nice and straightforward,” he instructed the attorney. “Everything goes to Sarah – the house, the car, the pension, the life insurance – under the condition that she remarries within the year.” “Fine, Mr. Cohen,” said the lawyer. “But do you mind my asking why the condition?” “Simple, I want at least one person to be sorry I died.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 Joke: If I Can Roll My Own A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "Where would I find tampons?" The clerk says, "Isle 15." The guy goes to isle 15 and comes back with cotton balls and a roll of string. The clerk asks, "I thought you wanted tampons?" To which the guy replied, "I did, but the other night I asked my wife to go get me a pack of cigarettes and she came back with some Bugler and rolling papers... If I can roll my own, so can she!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Every Time I Sneeze Melissa decided to confide in her roommate. “The strangest thing has been happening to me,” she said. “Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” “I’ve never heard of such a strange illness,” her friend answered. “What do you take for it?” “Black pepper!” replied Melissa. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Little Michael Learns the Truth Little Michael was impressed by the Rolex watch his classmate was wearing and he asked him how he got the money to purchase it. The boy replied, "Simple, I look my dad in the eye and said, 'I know everything there is to know about you' and my dad gave me five hundred bucks to keep my mouth shut. It's just that simple." When the boy got home he looked his mother in the eye and said, "I know everything there is to know about you." His mother gasped and said, "I'll give you a hundred bucks to keep your mouth shut.” The boy thought, “this too easy to be true!" When his father reached home and got out of the car the boy said, "I know everything there is to know about you." His father took him in the garage and said, "Here is five hundred bucks if you will keep your mouth shut." The next morning as the boy was leaving for school the postman was walking up to the house. The boy looked him in the eyes and said, "I know everything there is to know about you." The postman knelt down as said, "At last, come here son and give your father a kiss!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Every Word Of It A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?" The student said, "Every word of it." The professor said, "Well, then, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Best Looking Girl Here You might not be the best looking girl here… But beauty is only a light switch away! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: North vs. South When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man, and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Impersonating A Politician I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Nobody Tells Me What To Do I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: He's Got Some Bad Habits I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload. He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break. I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Country Bathroom A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch. The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself. A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, "Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Flight Home The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers. "We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said over the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: My Hanging Baskets A teenager comes downstairs for her date in a see-through top and no bra. Her grandmother goes crazy and tells her she can’t go out dressed the way she is. The teenager says, “Loosen up, Grandma! These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out the door she goes. The next day the teen comes downstairs and finds the grandmother sitting in her favourite chair topless. The teen is mortified. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate. The grandmother says, “Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Joke: Do You Smell That? Bill’s wife goes out to buy a car. The salesman says, I recommend this one. She asks why. The salesman says, “Because it has hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I’ll show you.” He drives the car 100 miles an hour toward a brick wall, and when he’s 100 feet away he jams on the brakes. They stop a foot from the wall. The salesman says, “Do you smell that?” She takes a sniff and says, “Uh-huh.” The salesman says proudly, “That’s hydraulic backspin brakes.” That night when Bill gets home, his wife says, “Dear, I bought a car.” Bill asks, “How did you decide which kind to buy?” She says, “I bought one with hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I’ll show you." They get in, and she drives 100 miles an hour toward the same brick wall. When they are 100 feet away from it she jams on the brakes, and they stop one foot from the wall. She looks over at her husband and says. “Do you smell that?” Bill says, “I ought to! I’m sitting in it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: Regrettable Means What's the most regrettable means of communication? Remorse code. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: The Same Mistake I never make the same mistake twice. I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: Laying Tile What do husbands and floor tiles have in common? If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: Ball Scratching Writing on a bathroom wall… Some come here to shit and stink. Some come here to sit and think. Some come here to scratch their balls, But I come here to write on walls! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: I Hear Someone Coming A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let’s go to my apartment, I hear somebody coming." He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?!?!? Look at these breasts! They are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my buns are firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: That's Not A Worm Little Sally accidentally walks in on her father going to the bathroom. Shocked, she runs to her mother and cries, “Mommy, Mommy! Daddy has a big fat ugly worm hanging out of his wee-wee!” That’s not a worm, sweetie,” comforts the mother. “That’s a very important part of daddy’s body. If daddy didn’t have one of those, you wouldn’t be here. And now that I think about it … neither would I.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: The shoe salesman The shoe salesman said to the difficult customer, "Madam, I have shown you all the pairs of shoes that are on display in this store but you don't seem to like anything. What is it that you are looking for?" The lady, ignoring the salesman's question, pointed out to a box and said, "What is there in that box? You have not shown it to me yet." The salesman replies, "Madam, please have mercy on me. That is my lunch box." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: The fight Tom called the police helpline and said, "Hey! I am in urgent need of help." The attendant asked, "Calm down and tell me what happened." Tom replied, "There's a fight between two women. It's concerning me." The attendant asked, "So what is the crisis?" Tom replied, "The ugly one is taking the lead!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: This Board With Holes The man enters a drugstore, "Give me a pack of condoms." "What size?" "I do not know" "Well, take this board with holes. Go to the toilet and measure." In 10 minutes the man comes back. "I have changed my mind, I don't need the condoms. How much is this board?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: No Mud Puddles Five year old Little Frankie got a new pair of shoes. His father said, "Frankie you can't get in the mud puddles with these new shoes." Frankie's father watches as Frankie bounds out the front door, goes to the nearest large mud puddle and stomps in many times. Frankie runs back into the house with a grin from ear to ear proclaiming, "Oh yes, you can!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: Which Bill Do You Pick A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up. Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100.” The spiritual leader simply says, “I see.” After a small pause, of his pupil asks him, “Which one would you have picked up, oh Wise One?” Looking straight into his eyes the leader answers, “I’d have picked-up both.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Joke: Secondhand Goods A bitter divorced guy bumped into his ex-wife’s new husband at a cocktail party. After a few drinks, he strolled conceitedly over to him and sneered, “So, how do you like using secondhand goods?” “It doesn’t bother me,” said the new husband. “Once you get past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Joke: I Had It All A man was complaining to a friend, “I had it all, money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman, everything! Then poof! It was all gone!” “What happened?” asked his friend. “My wife found out...” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Joke: Taking An Umbrella to a Gun Fight A 90-year-old man was having his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. ”Someone else must have shot that lion”. "Exactly," said the Doctor. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Joke: How Come They Cost So Much? One day a cannibal visited the neighbouring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25. The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?" The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 Joke: Hairy Underarms A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunken man next to her stares for a few minutes, and then he says, “I love a woman that does aerobics.” The woman replies angrily, “I do not do aerobics!” The man then looks at the woman and says, “Then how did you get your leg up so high?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: A Fox and A Pig What is the difference between a fox and a pig? About 5 or 6 beers! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: If I Had Any Idea On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bankbook, which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: If He Can Screw One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defence. "Your Honour," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: Send Her the Bottom Half A man living in a nudist camp gets a letter from his mother requesting that he send her a photo of himself. Unfortunately, the only pictures he has are ones in which he is wearing no clothes. So he cuts a snapshot in half, and then sends the photo showing him from the waist up to his mother. His mother is so pleased with the picture that she asks him to send one to his grandmother. The man thinks to himself, “Grandma’s eyesight is so bad these days; I’ll send her the bottom half.” A week later he receives a letter from his grandmother. In the letter she writes, “I liked your picture, but your new hairstyle makes your nose look too long.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: Patience Is A Virtues A man was observing a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now." Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out." When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began. The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: Did You Pose for That? A man sees a picture of his wife in the nude hanging at an art show and demands of her, "Did you really pose for that?" "Don’t be ridiculous," she replies. "Of course not. The artist painted it from memory." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: Turn the Page A couple was laying in bed one night reading and ever so often the man would reach over and rub the woman across the snatch. This went on several times. The woman was starting to get a little horny. The woman finally jumped up, took her clothes off, and told her husband to make love to her. The husband laughed and said he was only getting some moisture on his fingers to turn the pages. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: Just Admit It Already A little boy just would not learn. One day his history teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she never stopped asking him the same question, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, the teacher called the boy's father and complained. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father call his son and said, "Come here, son, and sit down. Now, if you signed that goddamn thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!!!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Joke: Big Game Hunting A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the older woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion! "Quick, darling," the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!" "Oh, no," the husband says, "That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Joke: Tax Deductible Birth Control Birth control pills are tax deductible… But only if they don’t work! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Joke: A Good Girl and A Nice Girl What's the difference between a good girl and a nice girl? A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed. A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Joke: Favourite Childhood Memory My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather... Until my mother took the urn from me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Joke: Glass Is Empty Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? My Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Joke: New Currency There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel... It's a sound investment. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Joke: Kids with ADD How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 Joke: Old Memories I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face! Parents can be real jerks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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