worldangel Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Joke: They Stole That Too A drunk man was walking down the street and was holding a key. A policeman stopped him, and the drunk said, “They stole my car, it was just on the end of my key!” The policeman said, "More importantly, did you know your penis is hanging out?” The staggering drunk said, “Well, dam they stole my girlfriend too!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Joke: Even the Greats Clear Their Throat A guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whisky and a beer chaser. The bartender asks to see his money at which time the man tells him that he hasn't got any, but if he gives him the drinks, he will fill his bar for him. The barkeep asks how the hell he will accomplish this, to which the man replies that he can play Beethoven's 3rd out of his ass. The bartender says, "Bullshit, no one can do that!" So the man gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and does a perfect rendition of the tune. The bartender throws down the drinks and, with dollar signs in his eyes, says that he has a deal. That night word has gotten out and the bar is filled to the top. The big moment comes, and the man gets up on the bar, drops his drawers and craps all over everyone in the first 2 rows. The bartender yells, "You bastard, I'm ruined! I'll never get another person in my bar!” The man looks at him and replies, "I don't know what you are so upset about, even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat before he sings!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Joke: Make A Living The reason members of Congress try so hard to get re-elected… Is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Joke: Never Been Ridden The girl was about to take her first horseback ride. “That’s an adorable creature,” she said, pointing to a chestnut stallion. “That horse has never been ridden,” said the groomer. “Oh, goodie,” she cried joyfully. “We’ll learn together.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 Joke: The Mad Cow A couple goes to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have the biggest, juiciest steak on the menu,” says the husband. "But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the man, “she’ll order for herself.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 Joke: It's Not Bubble Gum Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words… "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 Joke: Going Down In Flames A pilot is having dinner with a brunette and when they finish, they head to a hotel. He calls room service and asks for a bottle of red wine. When it arrives, he opens the bottle and puts some of the wine on the brunette’s lips and then starts kissing her. She asks what he’s doing and he replies, “When I have read meat, I must have red wine.” “Ooohh,” she says. A little later he calls room service again and orders some white wine. It arrives in a few moments and he begins to splash it on the girl's breasts and then starts kissing them. She asks what the white wine is for and he replies, “When I have white meat, I must have white wine.” “Ooohh, she says. Eventually, he works his way down, pulls out a can of lighter fluid and a match, sprinkles it on her muff, and lights it on fire. “Aahhh! Why the hell did you do that?" she yells. “When I go down, I want to go down in flames!” He replies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 Joke: My Wife and the Paperboy A man comes home from work early and suddenly discovers that his wife is giving the paperboy a BJ. He starts screaming at her, “How could you give the paperboy a BJ when it’s the milkman we owe?!?!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 Joke: In A Pair of Men's Pants How many animals can you fit in a pair of men's pants? One cock, two bulls, and as many hares as you like. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 Joke: She WAS Uninjured A young man had just brought a motorcycle and takes his girlfriend for a ride. After a few minutes, she says, "Darling, I’m cold, this top won't fasten at the front, and the wind is rather cold." "Put your jacket on backwards, it'll keep the chill out," the man replies. She does so, suddenly the bike crashes after skidding. The man wakes up in hospital and asked the doctor what happened to his girlfriend. "Well, she was uninjured in the crash. She was actually fine until someone turned her head around the right way." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 Joke: Pharmacist A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 Joke: Too Much Sex Too much sex is not good for one… … but rather nice for two! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 Joke: Terrible Honeymoon John returns from his honeymoon and his friend asks him how it went. “Terrible,” he replies, “on the first night I got up to go to the bathroom and, without thinking, I put a $50.00 on her pillow.” “Well, that’s not so bad, says his friend. “If she is upset, tell her it was a joke.” “She wasn’t upset, replies to John. “I got upset when she gave me $30 change!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Joke: Those Aren't Crickets As the young couple parked in a crowded lover’s lane, she sighed, “It’s lovely out here tonight, just listen to the crickets.” “Those aren’t crickets,” her date replied. “They’re zippers.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Joke: Acute Sense of Observation An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. "Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Joke: Why Do Witches Laugh Why do witches hysterically laugh whenever they fly with their brooms? They don't wear underwear, so the brooms tickle them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Joke: I'm An Inspector A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator. "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied. "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and then replied... "Those little bastards!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 Joke: Will You Pose for Me? Johnny asks Cathy: Would you like to pose to me? Naked? Yes! I must tell you that I'm not a model... So what, I'm not a painter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 Joke: A $500 Porsche A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!" The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he said to himself, "It's worth a shot." So he went to the lady's house who was selling the Porsche and she led him into the garage. Sure enough, there was an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said, "Can I take it for a test drive?" "Sure," answered the lady. Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly. When he got back to the lady's house, he asked her, "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" Then the lady replied with a laugh, "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me, 'You can have the house and the furniture, just sell my Porsche and send me the money.'" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 Joke: It's A History Book A curious kid comes running to an elderly man, who is reading a book. He asks him, "What are you reading?" The elderly man answers, “A history book." The kid looks at what the elderly man is reading and says, "But that’s a book about sex!" And the man said, "Yeah, but for me it's history!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 Joke: Social Security Lorie and Fanny are having a conversation during their lunch break. Lorie asks, “So, Fanny how’s your sex life these days?” Fanny replies, “Oh, you know. It’s the usual, Social Security kind.” “Social Security?” Lorie asked surprised. “Yeah, you get a little each month, but it’s not enough to live on.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 Joke: Plenty of Fish in the Sea “Cheer up,” the lawyer advised his recently divorced colleague. “There are plenty of other fish in the sea.” “Maybe so,” replied his despondent friend, “but the last one took all my bait.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 Joke: Anyone Got A Problem? A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!" A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!" Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?" "Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 Joke: I'm Going to Overseas Joe is frustrated with his marriage, and one day he starts packing a suitcase. His wife says, “What are you doing?” He says, “I’m going to overseas. I hear the women there pay men $50 a pop just to bang them.” His wife starts packing a suitcase too. Joe says, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I’m coming with you. I want to see how you’re gonna live on hundred bucks a month.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 Joke: Whatcha Looking At? The beautiful woman had just stepped out of the bathtub in her hotel suite and was about to reach for a towel when she caught sight of a window washer taking in all of her charms. Too stunned to move, she stood staring at the man. “Whatcha lookin’ at, lady?” he finally asked. “Ain’tcha never seen a window washer before?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 Joke: Numbers Don't Lie Teacher: "Now Johnny, can you tell me some of your favourite numbers?" Little Johnny: "541, 29, 623, 188, 769 and 40." Teacher: "Very good, Johnny, now I would like you to add your favourite numbers together." Little Johnny: "Uhm, uh... actually, a couple of numbers I really like are 4 and 1." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 Joke: Psychic Endeavors A wife was a little guilty that her husband wasn’t very happy because she didn’t like to do anything and didn’t want to ever leave the house. With this in mind, while eating an apple, the wife suggested he seek out a Psychic to help him find fun. Seeing him happy again a few weeks later she asked if her suggestion helped him at all. Her husband told her that her suggestion to seek out a “Side Chick” was very good! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 Joke: Chiseled Look My husband was building shelves in our bedroom and, intending to continue his work the next day, left some tools on my dresser, including a hammer, screwdriver, and chisel. The following morning, while I was in front of the dresser combing my hair, my teenage daughter walked in. "Hi, Mom," she said, taking a look at the dresser. "Fixing your face?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 Joke: Six Feet Under the Sheets Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my gosh, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" "Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he won't notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice. Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet. "Honey!" he yelled. "What the heck is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!" "Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again." The husband got out of bed, and counted. "One, two, three, four… By gosh, you're right, dear!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2023 Report Share Posted September 26, 2023 Joke: She Changed Her Name She wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 Joke: Never Have to Work Again A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him 3 wishes. “I’d love an ice-cold beer right now," he asked the genie. Poof! A beer appeared. Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island surrounded by beautiful women." Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him. For his final wish, “I wish I never had to work again!" Poof! He was back at his desk in the government office. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 Joke: So Would I The prudish old maid found herself seated next to a classy playboy at a formal affair. After a little, rather icy conversation, the lady attempted to dismiss the fellow with, “It’s quite obvious that we do not agree on a single, solitary thing.” The playboy smiled. “Oh, I don’t think that’s quite true, madam,” he said. “If you were to enter a bedroom in which there were two beds, and if, madam, there were a woman in one and a man in the other, in which bed would you sleep?" “Well,” the lady huffed indignantly, “with the woman, of course.” “You see, we agree,” the playboy said, laughing. “So would I.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 Joke: An Hour of Pleasure The Principal of an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, ask yourselves just one question... Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?” A girl in the back of the class raises her hand and says, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 Joke: Your Wife and Your Job What is the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2023 Report Share Posted September 27, 2023 Joke: He Took Me With Him Sally says to her friend, “My husband is so absentminded. Yesterday we were making love on the couch when the doorbell rang, and he got up and answered it.” Her friend says, “What is so absentminded about that?” Sally replies, “He took me with him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Joke: Complete and Utter Exhaustion A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Joke: A Purple Heart On Denis had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in many battles and won many decorations. He was finally discharged from service and returned home to a wife and son whom he hadn’t seen in almost four years. As he was walking up the path to his house, his young son spotted him and yelled, “Mommy, Mommy, here comes Daddy, and he’s got a purple heart on!” The mother replied, “I don’t give a damn what colour, it is! Let him in, and you go play at the Jones’ for a couple of hours!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Joke: You Are Invited To A Party The invitation to the party said: “You are invited to a party for those who cannot have an orgasm." P.S. Let us know if you can't come! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Joke: Doesn't It Bother You? An old couple walks into the bar, and the husband goes over and starts flirting with some young women. And the bartender ways to the wife, “Doesn’t it bother you that your husband is always making passes at the younger women around here?” “No, no, not really,” the wife says. “I mean, dogs chase cars, but that doesn’t mean they know how to drive.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 Joke: It'd Be Nice For Once This man was at the Olympics. He walks in a store and finds Olympics condoms, they come in gold, silver and bronze. He buys some and brings them back to his wife that night. "Honey," the man says, "I bought some Olympic condoms today and I thought we'd try one tonight." So that night the woman asks, "So what colour are you wearing?" He replies "Gold, of course!" She says, "Oh honey, can't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for once." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 Joke: One Is Not Enough It has recently been brought to our attention that a definite parallel exists between a Martini and woman’s breasts… One is not enough, and three are too many! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 Joke: That's Not A Problem Is It? Three older gentlemen in a nursing home are discussing their nightly Bathroom habits. The first guy says, "I have to get up every 2 hours and take a wiz, but I stand there and only dribble a little bit an nothing hardly comes out." The 2nd guy says, "I know exactly what you mean, the same thing happens with me." The 3rd guy is not saying anything. The other two ask him if he has any problems. He replies, "At about 5am every day I whiz like a race horse on a rock, and by 6am I have the best bowel movement every day." As the other two guys are listening one asks him, "That's not really a problem is it?" He replies, "For me it is, I don't get up till about 7am." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 Joke: Male or Female? At the Immigration’s desk in a seaport, a newcomer hands over his papers. The clerk checks them over and says, "Sir you put 2 in the SEX section?" "Yes, 2 times per week." "But is it male or female?" "It doesn't matter." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 Joke: Still Up In Bed A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where’s mom and dad?" She replied, "They're up in bed," so the little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma the same question. She replied with the same answer and the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" Once again his grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed," and the little boy started to laugh again. The grandmother asked, "What's wrong? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue instead. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 Joke: How Do You Breath? What did the elephant say to the naked guy standing in front of him? "How do you breath through something that small?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 Joke: The Fourth Time Is A Charm Two colleagues opened an office in a small town and put a sign reading 'Dr. Smith and Dr. Stein, Psychiatry and G2Proctology'. The town council was not pleased with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read 'Minds and Behinds'. This was not acceptable either, so they tried again with 'Schizoids and Haemorrhoids'. Not accepted. After a third try of 'Catatonics and High Colonic' was not accepted and they were near wits end, the doctors made one final proposal, which to their eternal relief, the council accepted... 'Dr. Smith and Dr. Stein, Odds and Ends'. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 Joke: Here I Sit Constipated Here I sit so constipated, my guts are tightly hyper inflated. My ass is rapidly numbing, the extractor fan impatiently humming. Anytime now that turd will come and rupture the muscles of my BUM! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 Joke: Hairy Underarms A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunken man next to her stares for a few minutes, and then he says, “I love a woman that does aerobics.” The woman replies angrily, “I do not do aerobics!” The man then looks at the woman and says, “Then how did you get your leg up so high?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 Joke: You're Bullshitting Me A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 Joke: Farmer Brown's Chickens The chickens on farmer Brown’s farm refused to go all out in their egg laying. One day a football was accidentally kicked into the yard. The rooster looked at the football and said to the hens, “I’m not complaining, but look at the work they’re turning out next door.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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