worldangel Posted Saturday at 03:22 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 03:22 PM Joke: Which Does He Choose? A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does he end up marrying? The one with the biggest boobs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Saturday at 03:23 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 03:23 PM Joke: Two Quarts Mesmerized by the automatic milking machine, the pubescent young boy decided to place his member in one of the slots and have it milk him. The experiment proved highly successful, but when he was finished, he was unable to liberate himself. Unwillingly he called for his father. After examining the situating, the farmer headed for his truck. “Where are you going?” the boy cried. “To town, to get oysters. That machine there is set at two quarts.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Saturday at 03:25 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 03:25 PM Joke: Human and Goat DNA What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Saturday at 03:25 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 03:25 PM Joke: Caught Masturbating What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? "It's not what it looks like." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Saturday at 03:26 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 03:26 PM Joke: A Cheap Circumcision What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Saturday at 03:26 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 03:26 PM Joke: A Rubik's Cube and A Penis What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Saturday at 03:27 PM Report Share Posted Saturday at 03:27 PM Joke: A Herd of Cows What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off. yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Sunday at 03:29 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 03:29 PM Joke: Hard and Fast What did the 'newborn' egg say before he went into boiling water? "Don’t expect me to get hard that fast, I just got laid." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Sunday at 03:30 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 03:30 PM Joke: Half A Million Battered Two cannibals are sitting in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “Did you know that in this country alone there are over half a million battered women?” “No shit,” the other guy says. “And all this time I’ve been eating them plain.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Sunday at 03:30 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 03:30 PM Joke: Let's Play Navy "Want to play Navy?" "How do we do that?" "I lay down and you blow the seamen out of me." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Sunday at 03:31 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 03:31 PM Joke: Go Out Like My Grandfather Two men are talking about how they want to leave the world. “I’d like to go out like my uncle,” says the first man. “He died at the race track.” The second man says he’d like to go out like his grandfather. “He just died peacefully. Fell asleep and never woke up or made a sound. Nothing like the people riding in his bus.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Sunday at 03:31 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 03:31 PM Joke: Ideal Body Weight "What would you say is your ideal body weight?" asked the very attractive doctor. "Yours on top of mine," replied the very horny patient. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Monday at 02:45 PM Report Share Posted Monday at 02:45 PM Joke: A Rubik's Cube and A Penis What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Monday at 02:46 PM Report Share Posted Monday at 02:46 PM Joke: Two Quarts Mesmerized by the automatic milking machine, the pubescent young boy decided to place his member in one of the slots and have it milk him. The experiment proved highly successful, but when he was finished, he was unable to liberate himself. Unwillingly he called for his father. After examining the situating, the farmer headed for his truck. “Where are you going?” the boy cried. “To town, to get oysters. That machine there is set at two quarts.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Tuesday at 01:03 PM Report Share Posted Tuesday at 01:03 PM Joke: A Woman and a Cat What’s the difference between a woman and a cat? One is a finicky eater who doesn’t care if you live or die. The other is a house pet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted Tuesday at 01:04 PM Report Share Posted Tuesday at 01:04 PM Joke: The Rooster and the Cat One day, a rooster and a cat were walking near a river. The rooster pushed the cat into the river and started laughing hysterically. The Moral of the Story Is: Wherever there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Joke: Note to Self Note to Self: When baking for the holidays, don't Google cream pies… Google 'cream pie RECIPES.' Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Joke: Put Your Balls In Them Getting ready to go to the golf club with his grandfather, the young boy was looking around the trunk of the new BMW. “What’re these?” he asked, pulling a small sack from the golf bag after his grandfather had loaded his clubs. “Those are tees,” the old man said. “You put your balls in them when you drive.” “Wow,” the boy said, “those BMW people think of everything, don’t they?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Joke: My Booties A baby girl and boy are having a conversation. "I'm a girl,” replies the girl. "How do you know?" asks the boy. "I heard my mommy say it". "I'm a boy,” replies the boy. "How do you know?” The baby boy takes of his blanket off and says, "See my blue booties?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Joke: Oh, Ohhh, Mmmm The spinster was feeling extremely tense, so she went to see Dr. Feluchi. The analyst concluded that she was suffering from repressed sexual desires, and proceeded to hypnotize her in an effort to relieve the problem. After she was in a trance he asked her to spell “bedroom”. Staring ahead, the young woman said, "B… E… D… R… Oh… Ohhhh… Mmmmmmm.” And just like that, her stress was gone. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Joke: One Drink Limit An attractive woman was asked by the party host whether she would like another drink. “No I mustn’t, she replied. “My husband limits me to one drink.” "Why is that?” asked the host. “Because,” she replied, “after one drink I can feel it, and after two drinks anyone can.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago Joke: After 69 What comes immediately after 69? Listerine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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