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Joke: Which Does He Choose?


A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money.

The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.

Which one does he end up marrying?

The one with the biggest boobs.

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Joke: Two Quarts


Mesmerized by the automatic milking machine, the pubescent young boy decided to place his member in one of the slots and have it milk him.

The experiment proved highly successful, but when he was finished, he was unable to liberate himself. Unwillingly he called for his father. After examining the situating, the farmer headed for his truck.

“Where are you going?” the boy cried.

“To town, to get oysters. That machine there is set at two quarts.”

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Joke: Half A Million Battered


Two cannibals are sitting in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “Did you know that in this country alone there are over half a million battered women?”

“No shit,” the other guy says. “And all this time I’ve been eating them plain.”

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Joke: Go Out Like My Grandfather


Two men are talking about how they want to leave the world. “I’d like to go out like my uncle,” says the first man. “He died at the race track.”

The second man says he’d like to go out like his grandfather. “He just died peacefully. Fell asleep and never woke up or made a sound. Nothing like the people riding in his bus.”

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Joke: Two Quarts


Mesmerized by the automatic milking machine, the pubescent young boy decided to place his member in one of the slots and have it milk him.

The experiment proved highly successful, but when he was finished, he was unable to liberate himself. Unwillingly he called for his father. After examining the situating, the farmer headed for his truck.

“Where are you going?” the boy cried.

“To town, to get oysters. That machine there is set at two quarts.”

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Joke: The Rooster and the Cat


One day, a rooster and a cat were walking near a river.

The rooster pushed the cat into the river and started laughing hysterically.

The Moral of the Story Is: Wherever there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.

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Joke: Put Your Balls In Them


Getting ready to go to the golf club with his grandfather, the young boy was looking around the trunk of the new BMW. “What’re these?” he asked, pulling a small sack from the golf bag after his grandfather had loaded his clubs.

“Those are tees,” the old man said. “You put your balls in them when you drive.”

“Wow,” the boy said, “those BMW people think of everything, don’t they?”

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Joke: My Booties


A baby girl and boy are having a conversation. "I'm a girl,” replies the girl.

"How do you know?" asks the boy.

"I heard my mommy say it".

"I'm a boy,” replies the boy.

"How do you know?”

The baby boy takes of his blanket off and says, "See my blue booties?"

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Joke: Oh, Ohhh, Mmmm


The spinster was feeling extremely tense, so she went to see Dr. Feluchi.

The analyst concluded that she was suffering from repressed sexual desires, and proceeded to hypnotize her in an effort to relieve the problem. After she was in a trance he asked her to spell “bedroom”.

Staring ahead, the young woman said, "B… E… D… R… Oh… Ohhhh… Mmmmmmm.”

And just like that, her stress was gone.

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Joke: One Drink Limit


An attractive woman was asked by the party host whether she would like another drink.

“No I mustn’t, she replied. “My husband limits me to one drink.”

"Why is that?” asked the host.

“Because,” she replied, “after one drink I can feel it, and after two drinks anyone can.”

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