Orca888 And His 'straight' Boy

[Guest Guest]

Probably referring to me...hahah

If I told someone I was gay, they would think that I am shitting them...

Such is the irony...sigh

Sure kenna banned from all gay sauna

[orca888]

to the straights, if a guy is very manly, he cant be gay.

to us gays, the more manly a guy is, the more he might possibly be a gay.

Wah like that ah...

But no leh, I have not set off anyone's gaydar yet

Maybe because I am too fugly and physically unattractive bah

[Phil]

Wah like that ah...

But no leh, I have not set off anyone's gaydar yet

Maybe because I am too fugly and physically unattractive bah

Fishing for compliments?

[Guest Guest]

Wah like that ah...

But no leh, I have not set off anyone's gaydar yet

Maybe because I am too fugly and physically unattractive bah

I worst than u hor. I m beyond fugly. I always come out at nite & I walk with my head down.

I have to wear a hat & a mask, like the elephant man. The only organ that is accepted is my dick.

My dick is so much more goodlooking than my face.

At least your tits are still where they should be. Mine are so low that they look like my additional belly buttions.

My ass is so wrinkled that I have to iron them before I go to the sauna.

U have a nice chest but I m Changi Airport T5(to be completed in 2024)

So nxt to you. You r the beatuty & i m the beast.

Now, both Phil & Orca are happy!

[Guest Guest]

It's okay - I have never been to a gay sauna and have no intention to either...hahah

Serious ah, good fish, no, good mammal.

So u r married gay man with children(based on the color of ur tits)? difficult to detect with the finest gaydar?

Dun go? Never have the intention is to hope that u won't get recognise as a gay man outside?

Must drag u there once a while? Maybe u would bump into your Korean Hearthrob?

hehe....

[orca888]

Fishing for compliments?

LOL Phil - definitely not - just my warped sense of humor at work here...mostly

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder - I only need one person to think that I am attractive to him

[orca888]

I worst than u hor. I m beyond fugly. I always come out at nite & I walk with my head down.

I have to wear a hat & a mask, like the elephant man. The only organ that is accepted is my dick.

My dick is so much more goodlooking than my face.

At least your tits are still where they should be. Mine are so low that they look like my additional belly buttions.

My ass is so wrinkled that I have to iron them before I go to the sauna.

U have a nice chest but I m Changi Airport T5(to be completed in 2024)

So nxt to you. You r the beatuty & i m the beast.

Now, both Phil & Orca are happy!

You are hilarious...hahah

I need to practice on my satire - yup, a lot more work needed...

[orca888]

Serious ah, good fish, no, good mammal.

So u r married gay man with children(based on the color of ur tits)? difficult to detect with the finest gaydar?

Dun go? Never have the intention is to hope that u won't get recognise as a gay man outside?

Must drag u there once a while? Maybe u would bump into your Korean Hearthrob?

hehe....

LOL - nope, I am not married...hahah

But my friends "know" of my girlfriend and sometimes they talk about what they think they know and I don't discourage them nor correct them...hahah

Difficult to detect because I am not actively seeking (have not for a long time)...

You are right, I am still in the closet - I work in a pretty homophobic industry...

Nah, I don't think so - tempting but no

[orca888]

Good question, what is a gay giveaway car here? hahah

Glad you mentioned the SLK - got to scratch that off my list

[Phil]

I worst than u hor. I m beyond fugly. I always come out at nite & I walk with my head down.

I have to wear a hat & a mask, like the elephant man. The only organ that is accepted is my dick.

My dick is so much more goodlooking than my face.

At least your tits are still where they should be. Mine are so low that they look like my additional belly buttions.

My ass is so wrinkled that I have to iron them before I go to the sauna.

U have a nice chest but I m Changi Airport T5(to be completed in 2024)

So nxt to you. You r the beatuty & i m the beast.

Now, both Phil & Orca are happy!

[orca888]

Me is unker - drives ah pek car

[Guest Guest]

Me is unker - drives ah pek car

Ah pek car - Toyata?Mazada? Nissan? Subaru?

Gay Ah pek car - Mercedes? BMW? Jaguar? Rolls Royce?

Unker, can give your car # so I can buy 4D this wknd?

If strike 1st prize(exact #), I offer my virginity to U.

If strike 1st prize (I-bet), I show you my virginity.

[orca888]

Gay - but closetted - unker

Merc

Don't want - small world :oops:

[Guest Guest]

Gay - but closetted - unker

Merc

Don't want - small world :oops:

i can show your the world, a whore new world.

Mercy, lord have mercy

And yes, u r the great pretender

U r one gay man diffcult to recognise.

[orca888]

i can show your the world, a whore new world.

Mercy, lord have mercy

And yes, u r the great pretender

U r one gay man diffcult to recognise.

LOL - tempting but still no...hahah

Besides, my whole world is currently captivated by just one guy now...

Yes, I am the great pretender, pretending that I'm doing fine...sigh

Actually, I would gladly out myself if I can get my guy to say yes...but he's straight

[Guest Guest]

LOL - tempting but still no...hahah

Besides, my whole world is currently captivated by just one guy now...

Yes, I am the great pretender, pretending that I'm doing fine...sigh

Actually, I would gladly out myself if I can get my guy to say yes...but he's straight

As the topic suggests, a lot gays r very straight-acting, including yourself.

What makes u so sure that he's 100% straight?

If u out yourself, he may say yes,.

Even if he says no,he's still your friend.

U could start by saying "hey, i hope you have nothing against gay ppl?' to test the water.

If response not favourable, u could retract by saying " I m just kidding. I want to see your reaction..haha.got you"

16th day from tdy would be a good day.

[orca888]

As the topic suggests, a lot gays r very straight-acting, including yourself. What makes u so sure that he's 100% straight? If u out yourself, he may say yes,. Even if he says no,he's still your friend. U could start by saying "hey, i hope you have nothing against gay ppl?' to test the water. If response not favourable, u could retract by saying " I m just kidding. I want to see your reaction..haha.got you" 16th day from tdy would be a good day.

You made a very good point here...hahah

Yes, he could be doing what I am doing here - putting up such a wonderful false front - then again, my "gaydar" isn't exactly the most refined

That's the thing, I don't think he's 100% straight cos he has been giving me plenty of mixed signals - hence my "sign off"...

Actually, I was saying in more tongue in cheek - and what I actually meant was that if I could get him to be my significant other, I would come out of the closet - assuming that is what he wants too...hahah

I will test water one of these days - we are trying to arrange a short holiday together

[Guest Guest]

You made a very good point here...hahah

Yes, he could be doing what I am doing here - putting up such a wonderful false front - then again, my "gaydar" isn't exactly the most refined

That's the thing, I don't think he's 100% straight cos he has been giving me plenty of mixed signals - hence my "sign off"...

Actually, I was saying in more tongue in cheek - and what I actually meant was that if I could get him to be my significant other, I would come out of the closet - assuming that is what he wants too...hahah

I will test water one of these days - we are trying to arrange a short holiday together

With straight-acting dudes like Orca & his boy boy, I think all gays need to have a new set of GAYDAR.

Like GAYDAR 2, THE NEW GAYDAR, GAYDAR 1 S.... hehe

It seems that new generation gay is more refined, cautious, intelligent, probably attractive and much more evolved.

He seems to be well-behaved & monogamus(hopefully). He could be a converrted-straight & 'amphibious', who blends into the

society very well. He's more private & contented(not to fuss with equal rights for gays).

If 2 straight acting man - one is a closeted gay, the other sexual orientation unclear but has a galfriend(smoke?) going on a holiday together(so exciting, spending their 1st nite showering together)?

Hmmm... Is this the one & only way to come out to each other, to recognise another gay man?

Ahhh.... In the spirit of 'Brokeback Mountain', I would suggest camping in the Bkt Timah Hills. I have more reason to go for a morning jog and at the same time check out the progress in your tent. I might bring you guys some oysters for breakfast

[orca888]

With straight-acting dudes like Orca & his boy boy, I think all gays need to have a new set of GAYDAR.

Like GAYDAR 2, THE NEW GAYDAR, GAYDAR 1 S.... hehe

It seems that new generation gay is more refined, cautious, intelligent, probably attractive and much more evolved.

He seems to be well-behaved & monogamus(hopefully). He could be a converrted-straight & 'amphibious', who blends into the

society very well. He's more private & contented(not to fuss with equal rights for gays).

If 2 straight acting man - one is a closeted gay, the other sexual orientation unclear but has a galfriend(smoke?) going on a holiday together(so exciting, spending their 1st nite showering together)?

Hmmm... Is this the one & only way to come out to each other, to recognise another gay man?

Ahhh.... In the spirit of 'Brokeback Mountain', I would suggest camping in the Bkt Timah Hills. I have more reason to go for a morning jog and at the same time check out the progress in your tent. I might bring you guys some oysters for breakfast

ROFLMAO...hahah

Actually, Orca is the straight acting and macho dude while his boy boy is the metrosexual sort...hahah

Do we set off gaydars when we are together - I would say a couple of times - but most of the time, it's directed at my boy boy - who wants to look at fugly unker...LOL

I think you may have a point there - the new "generation" seems more adapted to blending in...survival lessons learnt

Plus more straights are becoming more metrosexual - thanks to David Beckham I suppose...hahah

The holiday is still a long-shot - I won't hold my breath...sigh

My boy doesn't like oysters...hey, is there a hidden meaning in there?

[Guest Guest]

ROFLMAO...hahah

Actually, Orca is the straight acting and macho dude while his boy boy is the metrosexual sort...hahah

Do we set off gaydars when we are together - I would say a couple of times - but most of the time, it's directed at my boy boy - who wants to look at fugly unker...LOL

I think you may have a point there - the new "generation" seems more adapted to blending in...survival lessons learnt

Plus more straights are becoming more metrosexual - thanks to David Beckham I suppose...hahah

The holiday is still a long-shot - I won't hold my breath...sigh

My boy doesn't like oysters...hey, is there a hidden meaning in there?

May i suggest Japan late autumn/early winter. Tokyo 24Kaikan shinjuku or ueno -got both straight & gay section. U could see other naked & give him a scrub, japabese style. At the same time, chk out whether his jing jing reacts to ur touch(another way to recognise a gay man). U never know, i might be sitting nxt to u there, filming both of u with my hidden camera in my ass.

Also if booking hotel, typical Japanese hotel with twin beds very small - like a HDB room. But quite a cosy set-up if u want him

'to recognise you as a gay man'

Oysters,with my special Viagra sauce are meant for your dolphin, my younger bro(i m older than u, luv Hawaii five-0 & more).

[Phil]

May i suggest Japan late autumn/early winter. Tokyo 24Kaikan shinjuku or ueno -got both straight & gay section. U could see other naked & give him a scrub, japabese style. At the same time, chk out whether his jing jing reacts to ur touch(another way to recognise a gay man). U never know, i might be sitting nxt to u there, filming both of u with my hidden camera in my ass.

Also if booking hotel, typical Japanese hotel with twin beds very small - like a HDB room. But quite a cosy set-up if u want him

'to recognise you as a gay man'

Oysters,with my special Viagra sauce are meant for your dolphin, my younger bro(i m older than u, luv Hawaii five-0 & more).

Are you sure that 24 kaikan (either Ueno, Asakusa or Shinjuku) have straight sections? I don't remember...

But you are right about oysters, some people think they have special effects on sexual drive .

And I think Orca is a big boy and needs no advice.

[Guest Guest]

Are you sure that 24 kaikan (either Ueno, Asakusa or Shinjuku) have straight sections? I don't remember...

But you are right about oysters, some people think they have special effects on sexual drive .

And I think Orca is a big boy and needs no advice.

remember the shower section with the curtain & red lights. Also the private rooms upstairs. The smoking room with TVs.

Some Japs are there just to pass the nite bcoz they miss their last train home or home is just too far from Tokyo.

Some Japs dun mind a bit of homoerotic male-bonding.

How do you know ORCA is a big boy? he's a shy 'straight' man who is madly in love with his 'son'

[orca888]

May i suggest Japan late autumn/early winter. Tokyo 24Kaikan shinjuku or ueno -got both straight & gay section. U could see other naked & give him a scrub, japabese style. At the same time, chk out whether his jing jing reacts to ur touch(another way to recognise a gay man). U never know, i might be sitting nxt to u there, filming both of u with my hidden camera in my ass.

Also if booking hotel, typical Japanese hotel with twin beds very small - like a HDB room. But quite a cosy set-up if u want him

'to recognise you as a gay man'

Oysters,with my special Viagra sauce are meant for your dolphin, my younger bro(i m older than u, luv Hawaii five-0 & more).

Nice - thanks for the suggestion

But let's see how it goes first - still trying to arrange a nearby holiday for us...did sound him out about a ski-ing trip to Sappuro Club Med for next Feb...hahah

Nah, nothing drastic - just want to enjoy his company and while I think he has a fantastic body, I love his personality and mind more...strange or what?

Thanks for your special sauce - I like it with Tobasco...hahah

[Guest Guest]

Nice - thanks for the suggestion

But let's see how it goes first - still trying to arrange a nearby holiday for us...did sound him out about a ski-ing trip to Sappuro Club Med for next Feb...hahah

Nah, nothing drastic - just want to enjoy his company and while I think he has a fantastic body, I love his personality and mind more...strange or what?

Thanks for your special sauce - I like it with Tobasco...hahah

Unker, you wake up so early ah, dun want to sleep in. Your dolphin awake?

I WANNA GO.. I want to be your G-men Jap Ski instructor hor.

He has a fantastic body? milky & smooth as silk? better than yours?

U luv his mind & personality? U from the planet UTOPIA?

LIAR!!! u craves after his flesh 2(I think he has a fantastic body)

I think you thinking of this man (unrecognizable gay man) every moment, 24/7.

Si liao? fallen in luv too deep.

Hmmm, the Viagra sauce already got wasabi inside. U still want to add Tobasco to rub it on your dolphin?

Becum Ikan bilis, how?

[orca888]

I am used to waking up earlier so today is counted as quite late liao...hahah

Always awake - on stand-by mode

Our bodies are at two different ends of the spectrum - I am stockier and tanned while he's the slim fit sort (yup and milky and smooth as silk too)...hahah

Well, if I crave for his body all the time, my erm, dolphin would never go down and working out with him would be awkward to say the least (he does lean into me from time to time and there will definitely be contact)...hahah

Jokes aside, we make each other laugh all the time and our time spent together is never boring - and even when there is brief periods of silence, it's never uncomfortable...

I think so - he's very captivating - everytime I try to distance myself, the things he does/says will just make me love him more...

Wah, your viagra sauce is not meant to be orally taken ah? hahah

Then better not include Tobasco then - my guy doesn't like spicy stuff...hahah

[Guest Guest]

I am used to waking up earlier so today is counted as quite late liao...hahah

Always awake - on stand-by mode

Our bodies are at two different ends of the spectrum - I am stockier and tanned while he's the slim fit sort (yup and milky and smooth as silk too)...hahah

Well, if I crave for his body all the time, my erm, dolphin would never go down and working out with him would be awkward to say the least (he does lean into me from time to time and there will definitely be contact)...hahah

Jokes aside, we make each other laugh all the time and our time spent together is never boring - and even when there is brief periods of silence, it's never uncomfortable...

I think so - he's very captivating - everytime I try to distance myself, the things he does/says will just make me love him more...

Wah, your viagra sauce is not meant to be orally taken ah? hahah

Then better not include Tobasco then - my guy doesn't like spicy stuff...hahah

Ai... these difficult-to-recognize gay men & their romanticism............

Now on a serious note, do you know is against the law to have an erection(visible or not) while working out, taking IPPT, in public transport, at hawker center, etc. Pls behave if not.....................

For a 1st time straight man trying to be gay for the 1st time, u can also try another lubricant - SOAP.

Cleans and disinfects at the same time. Hurts so good, too.

[orca888]

Ai... these difficult-to-recognize gay men & their romanticism............

Now on a serious note, do you know is against the law to have an erection(visible or not) while working out, taking IPPT, in public transport, at hawker center, etc. Pls behave if not.....................

For a 1st time straight man trying to be gay for the 1st time, u can also try another lubricant - SOAP.

Cleans and disinfects at the same time. Hurts so good, too.

Ya lor, we are a class act altogether no? hahah

Yes sir - I am always the law abiding citizen but what I do in my own bedroom is my own business

I prefer a proper lube - might as well get it right from the start...hahah

But it's so not going to happen...sigh

[orca888]

I think most gay is more careful than straight.

Most gay will wear earring and 'sexy' shirt.

And i noticed something, most muscular and hensem boy/man is gay lol

Careful about what? hahah

What is sexy shirt?

What gave me away?

[Guest Guest]

Ya lor, we are a class act altogether no? hahah

Yes sir - I am always the law abiding citizen but what I do in my own bedroom is my own business

I prefer a proper lube - might as well get it right from the start...hahah

But it's so not going to happen...sigh

Hey Horny Whale,

You are a good specimen to dissect.

As a closet straight-looking man with over-developed tits,

do you still live with your parents?

any pressure to get married & settle down?

any suspicion from your friends & family about your sexual orientation?

any sexual urges? if so, how do you diffuse?

what's the tone of your voice? hand gestures, a lot?

when u meet a male client/colleague/subordinate/stranger that you are attracted to, what's your initial reaction?

U are hiding your gayness due to discrimnation? fear of being ostracised from family or at work? If you are living in San Francisco, would you feel more safe to out yourself? If you are travelling to other countries for pleasure, would you be more comfortable to express yourself sexually?

Would you come out eventually as a gay man? or you prefer not to be recognised as one?

Gays hang out together over the wknds, couples shop for groceries, etc.... what do you do on Sat/Sun?

do you go out with or mix around with a lot of straight/married man, therefore mimic their behaviour, therefore not easily detected by hundreds of gaydars out there?

If a gay man cruises you in public, like in a toilet, at the gym, on a plane, what would you do?

Are you attracted to women? sexually?

Are you attracted to muscular gay men? If not, why?

[orca888]

Hey Horny Whale,

You are a good specimen to dissect.

As a closet straight-looking man with over-developed tits,

do you still live with your parents?

any pressure to get married & settle down?

any suspicion from your friends & family about your sexual orientation?

any sexual urges? if so, how do you diffuse?

what's the tone of your voice? hand gestures, a lot?

when u meet a male client/colleague/subordinate/stranger that you are attracted to, what's your initial reaction?

U are hiding your gayness due to discrimnation? fear of being ostracised from family or at work? If you are living in San Francisco, would you feel more safe to out yourself? If you are travelling to other countries for pleasure, would you be more comfortable to express yourself sexually?

Would you come out eventually as a gay man? or you prefer not to be recognised as one?

Gays hang out together over the wknds, couples shop for groceries, etc.... what do you do on Sat/Sun?

do you go out with or mix around with a lot of straight/married man, therefore mimic their behaviour, therefore not easily detected by hundreds of gaydars out there?

If a gay man cruises you in public, like in a toilet, at the gym, on a plane, what would you do?

Are you attracted to women? sexually?

Are you attracted to muscular gay men? If not, why?

Wah, want to dissect me ah? Don't lah, wait all the lard will spill out

Actually, I live on my own - have been for the last 10+ years

Spill over from my uni days bah...

Nope, no pressure to get married, my parents sort of know

Oh, I was attached to another guy (we live together in my apartment) for the last 10 years or so....hahah

Stranger and stranger huh? But we are both straight acting - people assume we are brothers and we also go on holidays together - we can pull it off because we share the same surname that's why...hahah

Most of my friends and colleagues think that I have a "girlfriend" - even the industry grapevine is always talking about my "girlfriend" and how we have been together for a long time blah blah blah...hahah

I don't not discourage such talks - it's to my advantage

Nope, nothing gives me away - to everyone, I am that macho rugby player/officer/straight stud with a "playboy" reputation - how little do they realise that I prefer to play with boys

Would I come out as a gay man? The answer depends on one person - my current squeeze - but he's straight or so I think...hahah

But we have made plans to go on a short holiday together - tickets and hotel reservations have already been made...let's hope there's no cancellation...I have even booked my "meet and greet" service at the airport - VIP service for my guy and nothing less

I meet a bunch of friends for makan from time to time but most of the time, I spend my weekends (Sat anyway with my squeeze) and Sun chilling at home with my dogs...hahah

Nope, I do not cruise nor do I have the temptation to do so - so sorry, I don't get distracted by such attraction...hahah

I am not attracted to women sexually although I know I can perform with them

Muscular gay men? Nope, opposites attract - I prefer the lean and slim sort - like my current squeeze...hahah

[Guest Guest]

Dear ORCA888,

Frog got no lard hor. But makes good Congee. hehe.

TQ for answering my questions.

1. Your parents know that u r gay, how? Your mannerism is of a straight man? you have not sexual urges for woman?

How parents recognise their gay children is also very interesting to study and know.

2. You spend Sat with boy boy? Dun you know is a gay sign? What if bump into colleagues/relatives?\

3. Your colleague thot you got a girlfriend, mine is that 'I m divorcee' lol.

4. If a gay get approached by a naked woman, sure cannot 'rise to the occasion'. This is another way to recognise a gay man.

Would you get aroused or 1/2 flag?

[Guest Guest]

Me is unker - drives ah pek car

Why address yourself as unker? How old are you?

[Guest Guest]

Why address yourself as unker? How old are you?

My guess - 45 to 55.

[alien]

Yes, in because promote by all gay stylist n model

Can u recognize ?

I cannot recognize.

[orca888]

Dear ORCA888,

Frog got no lard hor. But makes good Congee. hehe.

TQ for answering my questions.

1. Your parents know that u r gay, how? Your mannerism is of a straight man? you have not sexual urges for woman?

How parents recognise their gay children is also very interesting to study and know.

2. You spend Sat with boy boy? Dun you know is a gay sign? What if bump into colleagues/relatives?\

3. Your colleague thot you got a girlfriend, mine is that 'I m divorcee' lol.

4. If a gay get approached by a naked woman, sure cannot 'rise to the occasion'. This is another way to recognise a gay man.

Would you get aroused or 1/2 flag?

Orca is a killer whale but technically, it belongs to the dolphin family...but the orca still has blubber (lard to us layman)...hahah

How did frog legs come into the picture? Did I croak?

1. Being together with the same guy for the last 10+ years is a dead giveaway won't you say? Plus we always go on holidays together...hahah

2. Oh, is that a gay sign? Spending a lot of time with my boy? We meet up at least twice a week to gym and have dinner...we SMS constantly and I get a huge smile on my face when I get his messages...

In fact, I was having lunch with a mutual friend just now when my face lit up upon reading my SMS - his immediate reaction was "xxx just replied you ah?"....oppps

So far so good, have not bumped into anyone I know - same for my guy...but sometimes I do get recognized by strangers - that's why I have to "behave" when I am outside...sigh

3. Good for you, but since "we" never got married, I can't use that line...

4. Tried before - can definitely perform but I just don't have any feelings for the opposite sex - they don't excite me romantically so it's hard to maintain a "relationship" without love...

[orca888]

Why address yourself as unker? How old are you?

Because I am really an unker...hahah

My guess - 45 to 55.

Close but no cigar

I am in my early 40s but I look a lot younger than my age

[alien]

Nowadays no need to be in 40s then called unker, many pple late 20s or 30s already become unker lor.

[Guest Guest]

Orca is a killer whale but technically, it belongs to the dolphin family...but the orca still has blubber (lard to us layman)...hahah

How did frog legs come into the picture? Did I croak?

1. Being together with the same guy for the last 10+ years is a dead giveaway won't you say? Plus we always go on holidays together...hahah

2. Oh, is that a gay sign? Spending a lot of time with my boy? We meet up at least twice a week to gym and have dinner...we SMS constantly and I get a huge smile on my face when I get his messages...

In fact, I was having lunch with a mutual friend just now when my face lit up upon reading my SMS - his immediate reaction was "xxx just replied you ah?"....oppps

So far so good, have not bumped into anyone I know - same for my guy...but sometimes I do get recognized by strangers - that's why I have to "behave" when I am outside...sigh

3. Good for you, but since "we" never got married, I can't use that line...

4. Tried before - can definitely perform but I just don't have any feelings for the opposite sex - they don't excite me romantically so it's hard to maintain a "relationship" without love...

."I m cumming croak Croak. CROAKKKKKK ugh.........cr.....o....kkkkkkk ugh(2nd wave of orgasm)"

1. Thank God your parents ask to see their grandchildren. I dun mind posing as one

Attached? then the boy boy is 'ECA a.k.a gay mistress' OMG!!!!!

2. Having dinner with a guy on a Sat - VERY GAY, u know

3. U get 'recoginzed' by strangers' GAYDAR ah? So you prentended to give them a nasty 'I hor STRAIGHT & I HATE GAYs' look. Or you famous, like a celebrity? let me guess? name starts with a 'k' and ends with a 'r'

4. OMG, ORCA makan abalone before and spat it out. VERY SMELLY HOR.

ORCA's favorite song - "Feelings"

Favorite food - Dolphins and all elongated sea organisms.

[orca888]

."I m cumming croak Croak. CROAKKKKKK ugh.........cr.....o....kkkkkkk ugh(2nd wave of orgasm)" 1. Thank God your parents ask to see their grandchildren. I dun mind posing as one Attached? then the boy boy is 'ECA a.k.a gay mistress' OMG!!!!! 2. Having dinner with a guy on a Sat - VERY GAY, u know 3. U get 'recoginzed' by strangers' GAYDAR ah? So you prentended to give them a nasty 'I hor STRAIGHT & I HATE GAYs' look. Or you famous, like a celebrity? let me guess? name starts with a 'k' and ends with a 'r' 4. OMG, ORCA makan abalone before and spat it out. VERY SMELLY HOR. ORCA's favorite song - "Feelings" Favorite food - Dolphins and all elongated sea organisms.

Your imagination is really very good...hahah

1. Erm, I don't think I am that old...yet :smokin:

Nope, I broke up with my ex for nearly a year before I met my boy

2. Oh, how is that so? We just had dinner last night at a nice Korean restaurant...then we went for ice cream together :

We also had dinner on Monday night together and of course, last Saturday (romantic candlelight one too)...hahah

Very gay meh?

3. Nope, nothing of that sort - I don't trigger people's gaydar...oh, maybe once at Paragon yesterday when we were walking out from Muji - this guy gave me an extra long stare but I just walked on by with my guy...hahah

I am not a celebrity but if you watch the correct channels...hahah

And you think K...R looks anything like me?

4. I didn't exactly eat it but I can't stand smelly fish

Actually my guy also don't like oysters...is that another big giveaway?

I hope it's more than just feelings...bawahah

Orcas actually like to eat seals - not sure about elongated sea organisms but I do like geoduck

[Guest Curious]

Just curious, who is K ... R?

[orca888]

Just curious, who is K ... R?

Comedian who loves to drag...

See any semblance?

[Guest Curious]

Ok ... got it.

Huge difference.

[Guest Guest]

Comedian who loves to drag...

See any semblance?

Wow, so intelligent. I am impressed

Yes, the skin color & the size of your neh neh(i dun mean no racist remarks ha)

[Guest Guest]

Your imagination is really very good...hahah

1. Erm, I don't think I am that old...yet :smokin:

Nope, I broke up with my ex for nearly a year before I met my boy

2. Oh, how is that so? We just had dinner last night at a nice Korean restaurant...then we went for ice cream together :

We also had dinner on Monday night together and of course, last Saturday (romantic candlelight one too)...hahah

Very gay meh?

3. Nope, nothing of that sort - I don't trigger people's gaydar...oh, maybe once at Paragon yesterday when we were walking out from Muji - this guy gave me an extra long stare but I just walked on by with my guy...hahah

I am not a celebrity but if you watch the correct channels...hahah

And you think K...R looks anything like me?

4. I didn't exactly eat it but I can't stand smelly fish

Actually my guy also don't like oysters...is that another big giveaway?

I hope it's more than just feelings...bawahah

Orcas actually like to eat seals - not sure about elongated sea organisms but I do like geoduck

YES, VERY GOOD. I also created my own TENGA( no need to buy). U been so co-operative, so i might make u one.

Since it customized, i need to meet u to measure your willy.

I think your X also very milky & fair, right. Straight-acting, non-recognisable type of gay?

DIE LIAO!!!! 2 men having dinner & licking ice-cream IS A SUPER GLOBAL GAY SIGN & candlelight dinner is CONFIRMED, TRIPLE CONFIRMED GAY SIGN. The diners are not stupid. They know.

1st the ice cream - if it's in a cone, it's a phallic symbol & means you want fellatio(CURIOUS, dun post to ask what it is, it's not gelato or the flavour, K?)

2ndly is the ice cream is in a cup, it means you have a penchant for semen.

Candlelight Light puts ppl in a mood for romance & imagine 2 men sitting opposite each other. Next time, dine at Mcdonald or Hawker Center.

3. Paragon & MUJI - lots of gay couples go there. The guy is staring at you becasue he's thinking "How cum the father is so tanned & the son so fair? maybe the mother is ang-moh?"

OMG, another famous tv personnel? let me guess - actor on Ch 5 series? sportscaster? news anchor? commercial actor?

Okay never mind, tomorrow going to consult medium, psychic & bomoh. I have to ask them to touch your photo here. If u

feel your tits are erected, at least u know why?

4. Me, too. I dun like smelly fish & dolphin, too. I make sure I wash my dolphin(CURIOUS, not the one at Sentosa hor) with

very expensive soap & condition my seaweed, too. After that, I rubbed very x essential oil over my rambutans. I like

a mix of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Neroli oil. Some told me my rambutans taste like a indian delicacy.

I dun like oyster coz it's also very vaginal. Another sign to recognize a gay man is the way he peels & eats a banana.

I like all sorts of banana esp the delmonte brand. very juicy & clean, meaty & white. The dole brand is less tasty.

The midget banana is very sweet but it's too thin & not filling, not shiok to swallow, too. I got complimented on my

banana in the states. Some ang-moh told me "dun take this wrong. your banana is pretty big for an asian". I was so angry

at first but i dun blame them. ABC's banana not very impressive lor

5. I prefer peking duck to geoduck. I hope you dun have a geoduck in your pants. If u do, i have to turn you in to NASA.

Global headline reads 'man with alien dick in spore'.

[orca888]

Ok ... got it.

Huge difference.

Wow, so intelligent. I am impressed

Yes, the skin color & the size of your neh neh(i dun mean no racist remarks ha)

LOL - was it that difficult to guess? hahah

Erm, I am tanned, not dark

[GachiMuchi]

Guys, you had gone out of topic.

Get back to the topic and flirt in the Personal or get a room somewhere.

[orca888]

YES, VERY GOOD. I also created my own TENGA( no need to buy). U been so co-operative, so i might make u one.

Since it customized, i need to meet u to measure your willy.

Free Willy?

I think your X also very milky & fair, right. Straight-acting, non-recognisable type of gay?

Nope, my ex looks tan too...hahah

Otherwise, the rest are correct

DIE LIAO!!!! 2 men having dinner & licking ice-cream IS A SUPER GLOBAL GAY SIGN & candlelight dinner is CONFIRMED, TRIPLE CONFIRMED GAY SIGN. The diners are not stupid. They know.

Is it? Our dinners are usually quite "special" - I don't get to see him everyday mah so whenever we go for dinner, it's at a restaurant

As for the candlelight dinner, it wasn't on purpose - the waitress just lit the candle for us - she always does that whenever we go there

Oh, that place is pretty empty - so we get full service from the captain plus the chef

1st the ice cream - if it's in a cone, it's a phallic symbol & means you want fellatio(CURIOUS, dun post to ask what it is, it's not gelato or the flavour, K?)

Nope, we do not eat processed carbs as a general rule so no cones for us...hahah

2ndly is the ice cream is in a cup, it means you have a penchant for semen.

Erm, we always have it in a cup - maybe we should just share - he always offers to let me try his....ice cream...hahah

Candlelight Light puts ppl in a mood for romance & imagine 2 men sitting opposite each other. Next time, dine at Mcdonald or Hawker Center.

Hmm...most restaurants we went seem to have a candle somewhere on the table - I wonder why...hahah

Actually, I don't mind sitting beside him

3. Paragon & MUJI - lots of gay couples go there. The guy is staring at you becasue he's thinking "How cum the father is so tanned & the son so fair? maybe the mother is ang-moh?"

Is it? Then I better not park my car there...hahah

We gym just around there mah...and we went to Muji to get some containers for his moisturizer and cleansing stuff in preparation for our trip

Maybe lor - so I should invest in more SKII? hahah

OMG, another famous tv personnel? let me guess - actor on Ch 5 series? sportscaster? news anchor? commercial actor?

Okay never mind, tomorrow going to consult medium, psychic & bomoh. I have to ask them to touch your photo here. If u

feel your tits are erected, at least u know why?

You are too funny...hahah

Nope, I am none of the above - just a "guest"...hahah

4. Me, too. I dun like smelly fish & dolphin, too. I make sure I wash my dolphin(CURIOUS, not the one at Sentosa hor) with

very expensive soap & condition my seaweed, too. After that, I rubbed very x essential oil over my rambutans. I like

a mix of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Neroli oil. Some told me my rambutans taste like a indian delicacy.

I dun like oyster coz it's also very vaginal. Another sign to recognize a gay man is the way he peels & eats a banana.

I like all sorts of banana esp the delmonte brand. very juicy & clean, meaty & white. The dole brand is less tasty.

The midget banana is very sweet but it's too thin & not filling, not shiok to swallow, too. I got complimented on my

banana in the states. Some ang-moh told me "dun take this wrong. your banana is pretty big for an asian". I was so angry

at first but i dun blame them. ABC's banana not very impressive lor

LOL - you sure know how to pamper yourself...hahah

I am the rough and tumble sort - my facial comes free - from rolling in the mud during rugby games...hahah

Hmm...interesting point about the banana - let's see if I can entice my boy to eat a banana during our next dinner outing

5. I prefer peking duck to geoduck. I hope you dun have a geoduck in your pants. If u do, i have to turn you in to NASA.

Global headline reads 'man with alien dick in spore'.

Nope, I don't have geoduck in my pants - it's usually in my stomach

Erm, what's with the peking duck though? hahah

[orca888]

Guys, you had gone out of topic.

Get back to the topic and flirt in the Personal or get a room somewhere.

Opps, my apologies Mod

[Guest Guest]

Opps, my apologies Mod

ya lor, horny whale. nxt time u post, remember to include key words like 'recognise', 'gay' or pointers on how to recognise a gay man. Better still, spy on your straight friends and chk with them how they recognise a gay man & share with us.

We are reading inputs from our own. It would be nice to know how our 'enemies' detect us.

This is your homework over the wknd. We hope to see more contribution from you, if not, Cyber S&M u.

BTW: 'How m i supposed to live(cum without you' is a better song than 'feelings'

[Guest Guest]

ORCA, u redeemed yourself already.

While reading his replies, i noticed 2 things:

1. He mentioned SK-II which is another possible gay sign. I know of guys who prefer women's moisturizer to a men's one.

It's more effective. Furthermore, SKII is not targed at straight guys at all.

2. He mentioned 'sitting nxt to his boy boy'. I think body closeness & proximity is also another tell tale sign.

I know there are cases when 2 guys could be BFF, classmates, siblings, father/son. But a gay couple & the way they

relate to each other in a restaurant is very different from all the above, like husband & wife.

Note: I like Peking Duck because I like skin & duck is very gay.

Another possible gay sign?