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Theres one time a female colleague fell into a longkang and the first words of concern that came out from my mouth was "oh no u gonna ruin the dress!"

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Natural pink cheeks on white face, it literally shouts "GAY FAG IS GAY". mine is not that obvious but i've seen a few of those that have obvious pink cheeks and my brain immediately label 'gay' on them, no need to think.

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Theres one time a female colleague fell into a longkang and the first words of concern that came out from my mouth was "oh no u gonna ruin the dress!"

There was a time a lady fell into a longkang and my first reaction was to immediately....

put one of my hands on my chest and than mouth gaped with a loud inhaling noise. After the woman (or I rather) has composed ourselves from the shock, I sahsayed away. Nothing can be more gay than this.

Not like you so pretentious about dirtying her lehlong $10-for-3 pieces pasar malam dress.

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Sometimes I like to steal my mums worn panties and then tuck my penis in between my legs and wear the panties and pretending that I have a vagina.

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Natural pink cheeks on white face, it literally shouts "GAY FAG IS GAY". mine is not that obvious but i've seen a few of those that have obvious pink cheeks and my brain immediately label 'gay' on them, no need to think.

Mine is not pink but a healthy glow and smooth. Didn't realise this until one day when a group of us have to change to special clothes and some of them stared at my body and said I look 10 years younger than my age and my skin was smoother than most women's.

Arrrggg now it made me so self-conscious that I'll avoid been seen half naked. With my clothes on, at least my masculine face is safe from stares.

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I think the gay side of me is the fact that I am kinda weak physically no matter hw hard I train hahas!!but tts ok ,cos its nt observable..another one is oso the fact tt 90% of my close friends are female, even some guys when I walk past them in sch they will say there, the gay shit who goes ard flirting..but i heck them thinking tt they are just jealous i can get close to more girls, when i am significantly shorter than alot of them and alot of the girls call me siter and share their secrets with me..i dun tink this gay side of me matters anw since i get to know more ppl and sometimes i do enjoy it hahas!!who cares what the guys think anw:D:D

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Hmm, I think I am kinda str8 acting(maybe be?) but when it comes to food and fashion stuff, I will go for the cute part :D like strawberry sundae, strawberry milk shake, etc. Somethink like that? That the gay side of me

How come if a guy like strawberry related stuff is gay?

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Does anyone have the habit of lifting your last finger up when eg. holding a spoon?

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Actually I am interested to know whether, and if so, how, girls detect gays, ie do girls have gaydar too? I suspect they do, but perhaps less accurate.

Girls' gaydar will be an interesting perspective, but unfortunately I dont think we can get any answers here, unless someone go and ask their friends who are girls, especially those who have more friends who are girls than guys.

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Actually I am interested to know whether, and if so, how, girls detect gays, ie do girls have gaydar too? I suspect they do, but perhaps less accurate.

Girls' gaydar will be an interesting perspective, but unfortunately I dont think we can get any answers here, unless someone go and ask their friends who are girls, especially those who have more friends who are girls than guys.

According to my girl friends, usually they wld suspect or think a guy shld be a gay if he is single and available when he reaches above 30 yr old, when a guy walks and swing his butt from left to right, and if a guy mannerism behave a bit like girl or completely like a girl.

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i think the gay part of me is the way i speak. Pple always say i am soft spoken and ask why i so shy. lol.. but i am soft spoken cos i am trying to be nice and polite....I grow up in family which has strict parenting - no vulgarities, no littering, must greet pple...plus my job is service related. haha

but my guy frens always say i am too soft (in mannerism and the way i speak) :(

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The gayest thing about me is my choice in music.

Classical to Musicals to songs by Annie Lennox, Lady Gaga, Mika, Glee, etc...

:P

"Kinsey says everyone has homosexual tendencies in various degree. YOU'RE ALL GAY!!!" ~ from some kid I overheard in a KFC.

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Hmmm..... i always see those guy looks str8 and manly, some even have nice bod but when they starts to talk, their voice sounds girly?! I wondering how come?! :P

yeah best part is that when i chat on phone, they will think im this one sweet boy, but then when they meet me in real life, the first thing they would usually say is "your voice dont match you" LOL.. kinda got used to it le..

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very soon, you'll be progressing to a dildo, and that will reveal the ultimate girlish side of your personality.

It what you say is happening, I afraid i am turning to bottom instead of unleashing the ultimate girlish side of mine. :lol:

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i think the gay part of me is the way i speak. Pple always say i am soft spoken and ask why i so shy. lol.. but i am soft spoken cos i am trying to be nice and polite....I grow up in family which has strict parenting - no vulgarities, no littering, must greet pple...plus my job is service related. haha

but my guy frens always say i am too soft (in mannerism and the way i speak) :(

This reminds me of a citibank phone banking staff. I had some issues with the bank and was on the phone for sometime when this "girl" helped me out. "She" was soooo sweet and helpful and had a very nice feminine voice. It was until "she" solved my problem then I asked "her" for her name to thank her. It turned out "she" is a guy! Bloody shocked! I could fall in love with him!

So if you're a citibank phonebanking staff here.. please say hello! You got loved!

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It what you say is happening, I afraid i am turning to bottom instead of unleashing the ultimate girlish side of mine. :lol:

Being fxxked is the gayest. Tell anybody that you are str8 but you got fxxked by a cock then see if anybody believe you in this forum.

My fb likes to watch his cock sliding in and out of me in missionary because this is when I am gayest as a woman for his enjoy. After that he only need to tell some of his gay friends about it and I get the same treatment as the sissies of the group. I get asked for sexual favors and very lewd remarks about cb and shiokan.

I choose this fb last time because my last fb broke up with me and this guy was his rival. Unfortunately, the first fb called me his old shoe but my new fb said he did a better job fxxking me and I agreed. Very funny have 2 men fighting over me and comparing how much better I become womanly when fxxked. I also don't know where to hide my face when other people hear them quarreling. Then I get more lewd phone calls later even from strangers :( Nobody dare to say directly to me because I can whack them.

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Being fxxked is the gayest. Tell anybody that you are str8 but you got fxxked by a cock then see if anybody believe you in this forum.

My fb likes to watch his cock sliding in and out of me in missionary because this is when I am gayest as a woman for his enjoy. After that he only need to tell some of his gay friends about it and I get the same treatment as the sissies of the group. I get asked for sexual favors and very lewd remarks about cb and shiokan.

I choose this fb last time because my last fb broke up with me and this guy was his rival. Unfortunately, the first fb called me his old shoe but my new fb said he did a better job fxxking me and I agreed. Very funny have 2 men fighting over me and comparing how much better I become womanly when fxxked. I also don't know where to hide my face when other people hear them quarreling. Then I get more lewd phone calls later even from strangers :( Nobody dare to say directly to me because I can whack them.

oh em gee, you're a cleopatra of 21st century

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Probably the gayest thing about me these days is trying NOT to look gay. Can't say I'm always successful though (esp. with those New Urban Male shirts). Straight men will probably wear whatever they want, even if it's a tight shirt, and feel perfectly unselfconscious.

Having said that, so many young straight guys out there these days just look completely metro ! The short shorts, the white loafers, the tote bag, the teased hair ...... and a girlfriend dangling off one arm. As my friend puts it, "Aiyoh, orang salah." Seriously, when straight men make us gay ones feel butch, you know something's definitely wrong.

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Probably the gayest thing about me these days is trying NOT to look gay. Can't say I'm always successful though (esp. with those New Urban Male shirts). Straight men will probably wear whatever they want, even if it's a tight shirt, and feel perfectly unselfconscious.

Having said that, so many young straight guys out there these days just look completely metro ! The short shorts, the white loafers, the tote bag, the teased hair ...... and a girlfriend dangling off one arm. As my friend puts it, "Aiyoh, orang salah." Seriously, when straight men make us gay ones feel butch, you know something's definitely wrong.

but having a girlfriend doesn't make them completely straight...all the guys i went out with claimed to have at least 1 girlfriend ;)

Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high.

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My mum likes to call me for decoration tips.

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Lol, in that case, there are a LOT of gay boys out there pretending to be breeders !

haha! Or too many bis

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Ah, this is the sweetest thread ever! It's been so long since we gays could talk openly about our feminine side.

Me? I love musicals. Cats, Lion King, Les Miserables, and so on. I speak french (I dunno whether it counts as a gay thing, lol!). I love pink. I have two cats. I wear tight jeans. And oh yeah baby, I'm a wild bottom.

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Ah, this is the sweetest thread ever! It's been so long since we gays could talk openly about our feminine side.

Me? I love musicals. Cats, Lion King, Les Miserables, and so on. I speak french (I dunno whether it counts as a gay thing, lol!). I love pink. I have two cats. I wear tight jeans. And oh yeah baby, I'm a wild bottom.

I used to have many many cats since my pussycat was some kinda superstar amongst the toms. I wanna pick up French so bad. I have a few pink tops. But I'm a cute, shy, and innocent bottom.

Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high.

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Ah, this is the sweetest thread ever! It's been so long since we gays could talk openly about our feminine side.

Me? I love musicals. Cats, Lion King, Les Miserables, and so on. I speak french (I dunno whether it counts as a gay thing, lol!). I love pink. I have two cats. I wear tight jeans. And oh yeah baby, I'm a wild bottom.

Liking musicals is nt a gay thing at all!..so narrow

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:oops: Come to think of it, I guess most that replied in this post are bottoms right?

I strongly believe that being a bottom is strongly genetic, hence the girly emotions that we have and the feminine gestures and tendencies that one usually tries to hide conciously. Built-in in our subconcious minds are girly preferences and we can't help it sometimes but to show our emotional arousal in a feminine manner.

Well, for me, I have always tried to hide my 'gayness' and usually it works only on people that are not close to me.

Roomates and colleagues for example have no problem identifying the girly tendencies of mine.

I speak in a very shy manner, and my voice is soft and slightly high-pitched.

I walk like a cat and throw tantrums like a little girl when I am offended.

The 2 worst things are:

1) My tears flow very very easily, some cliche movie scenes would do the trick or just watching other people quarrel or cry would make me cry...... :wacko::wacko:

2) The way I look in photos..... <_<:wacko::wacko: It is just damn disturbing that whenever I am in a photo, I pose like a slut (exaggerated)..............just can't help it......

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:oops: Come to think of it, I guess most that replied in this post are bottoms right?

I strongly believe that being a bottom is strongly genetic, hence the girly emotions that we have and the feminine gestures and tendencies that one usually tries to hide conciously. Built-in in our subconcious minds are girly preferences and we can't help it sometimes but to show our emotional arousal in a feminine manner.

Well, for me, I have always tried to hide my 'gayness' and usually it works only on people that are not close to me.

Roomates and colleagues for example have no problem identifying the girly tendencies of mine.

I speak in a very shy manner, and my voice is soft and slightly high-pitched.

I walk like a cat and throw tantrums like a little girl when I am offended.

The 2 worst things are:

1) My tears flow very very easily, some cliche movie scenes would do the trick or just watching other people quarrel or cry would make me cry...... :wacko::wacko:

2) The way I look in photos..... <_<:wacko::wacko: It is just damn disturbing that whenever I am in a photo, I pose like a slut (exaggerated)..............just can't help it......

But you just posted like a real man. A lot wouldn't be as courageous as you. And I have seen manly (and some straight) guys weeping over sad movies or a big guy jumping during a surprising scene. So you're not that bad at all.

Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high.

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But you just posted like a real man. A lot wouldn't be as courageous as you. And I have seen manly (and some straight) guys weeping over sad movies or a big guy jumping during a surprising scene. So you're not that bad at all.

I seriously think there's nothing wrong for a man to cry.

Why were man created with emotions for?

Why do we have tear glands if not to produce tears in a sorrow state?

Society over-defined how should a man behave.

A man shedding tears does not mean that he's weak! :angry:

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The poor decent gentleman was referring to this, I suppose:

haha!!!

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another gay thing about me is i have underwear fetish. I like buying sexy underwear.

until i have too many underwears in my drawer now haha

I think i can still wear clean underwear everyday even if i dont wash them for a month... lol

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I seriously think there's nothing wrong for a man to cry.

Why were man created with emotions for?

Why do we have tear glands if not to produce tears in a sorrow state?

Society over-defined how should a man behave.

A man shedding tears does not mean that he's weak! :angry:

I actually think that the men who can cry at the right timing can be quite adorable. Not the kind that cries all the time because of small trivial matters. And I don't know if it's true but I have had 2 experience in which it involves parting ways at the airport and the other guy would have almost weeped. And both are big tall Caucasian boys. But I've never had any Chinese guys to cry for parting with me...maybe it's because the Chinese are better at hiding feelings and act tough?

haha!!!

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another gay thing about me is i have underwear fetish. I like buying sexy underwear.

until i have too many underwears in my drawer now haha

I think i can still wear clean underwear everyday even if i dont wash them for a month... lol

I love buying too, but I wouldn't go as far to saying that I have fetish for underwear. I prefer to see a guy wearing jeans, so maybe I have fetish for denim :)

Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high.

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Sometimes when I saw a hot, manly looking guy (gay), I just can't help but feel kinda ticklish when I figured out the feminine side of his. For example, his very girly ringtone, his way of talking, his sudden subconscious gestures/expression, his sudden taking out his hand cream and applying it in public, the way he walks, his choice of dessert (strawberry ice cream with raspberry syrup on top, whipped cream, and cherry) etc.

Can be cute and sometimes scary.

I would say that the gayest thing about me is my soft, almost girly voice, people wouldn't notice it if they talk to me in person because I look good (SERIOUSLY!) and the soft voice suits me, but whenever I speak on phone, it would be kinda disturbing because nobody has addressed me as 'Mister' until today. Another gay thing about me is that I dance like a bitch when I'm drunk in the club. I have more than 30 face, hair, & body treatment products from head to toe. I prefer wearing light, soft female fragrances. Well, I think that's about it for now that I can think of.

Next.

I think the gayest thing about me is i have soft n femine voice..

I like to wear panty n love the smooth n silky feeling with legging or stocking.

I always under crossdress under my jean n t-sirt..

Once i almost get expose when my female colleague ask me why my sock black has a gleam of nylon. haha.

Daily,i wear a tube cover my nipple n panty with panty hose as base then my usual t-shirt n tight jeans (skinny), or legging n even female size jummper.

i need a real gay to melt me!!

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I guess some people can figure out from my metro clothes, e.g. pink shirt, checkered shorts. But I don't buy that often, so my wardrobe still has a fair amount of 'straight clothes' that I wear from time to time. Talking of which, I do window-shopping pretty often that some of my straight friends sometimes feel lazy to hang out with me. My bad. :P

Probably voice too. I have a baritone voice, but when I am loaded with excitements and stuffs, I like to express myself by slipping into my head voice. I guess years of singing in the shower as if I am Mariah Carey or Beyonce helped, haha. If you take a glance into my music collection, you can find the usual suspects... stuffs like the aforementioned divas on the mainstream side, LGBT-related artists like Tori Amos or Rufus Wainwright on the more alternative side.

When I am with a bunch of close friends, sometimes I am the one who's gay-acting; jokingly refer to them as my honey or taking siao pictures of myself hugging them, sometimes pretending as if I am about to kiss them. But I still have to know the limits... since in reality I am actually straight-acting. Haha.

And I cannot stop staring at men on MRT, esp. the hot ones. (PS. That's creepy. :twisted: )

My gayness was exposed when I brought a huge Teddy Bear to the office. You wouldn't want to know the size of the bear which is one meter tall and quite fat. I have two and I brought one to give to a female colleague whose son love toy bear. On the crowded bus in the morning, the bear occupied one seat...and everyone was staring at the bear for taking up the seat next to me. I was hoping the bus could reach the office soonest possible. Carrying it in my arms and inviting curious eyes all the way from home to office is quite....embarassing for an adult. I really hope I don't have to do this again..as I look so gay with it.

I love your story. :D

“Do not take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard

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the gayest thing about me is the way i subconsciously do "The Thinker" pose while daydreaming or thinking but bit gayish.

and getting quite bimbo while talking to my female friends.

and im very paying attention to fashion and how i look, eventhou im not that really fashionable to avoid being caught by others gaydar.

in internet, i love to use emoticons and those cute way to chat.

but in fact im very very straight looking :)

in sex, im a flex, and if im playing the bottom role, im very feminine. but i could be very masculine while being top as well.

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There's so many gay things about me !

1. I'm a top-notch fashion model :P

No one can beat my walk. I just happen to walk oh-so-girly.

With my pretty firm butt, makes me look like a girl from the lower half.

2. I always hang out with girls.

Since young, this has been my closest friends.

3. I wear Micro-Mineral Foundation when I go out :o

Sometimes eyeliner too :o

4. I don't use T-shirts (1 layer) when I go out with friends.

It has to be 'high-class'.

5. I smell good.

A light spray of perfume is a must.

6. MY BAG.

My bag looks manly. But once its opened, there's wet wipes, tissue, contacts, Hair conditioner, mirror, comb, etc.

That's all that I can think of for now :P

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The gayest thing about me is after lunch, I will go to the provision shop to grab packets of salted and sourish preserved fruits to suck and munch to cure my after-lunch symptoms.

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