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I always do pumping and weight lifting to build up my chest to look like a woman's boob, and when someone fxxk me, i imagine that they are fxxking my Cheebye

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I always do pumping and weight lifting to build up my chest to look like a woman's boob, and when someone fxxk me, i imagine that they are fxxking my Cheebye

Wow, this is the gayest of all gay things. It reminds me when I topped a top. The strong muscular man beaneath me is transformed into a submissive and helpless victim. KINKY!!! Freud would call it 'Vagina Envy'.

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Hello guys. I just got home not long ago and on the way home on the bus, I was listening to Katy Perry's California Gurls (Ok, a bit outdated but I still like it :D). So yea, this random question just popped into my mind: Is it gay (for a guy of course) to sing California Gurls, either in its normal version or acoustic version? HAHAs! It's very random, so yea! What do you guys think?

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Hello guys. I just got home not long ago and on the way home on the bus, I was listening to Katy Perry's California Gurls (Ok, a bit outdated but I still like it :D). So yea, this random question just popped into my mind: Is it gay (for a guy of course) to sing California Gurls, either in its normal version or acoustic version? HAHAs! It's very random, so yea! What do you guys think?

You are soooooo gay regardless which version.

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Other than sitting down to pee, am i allowed to say i love Ashley Simpsons and Paris HIlton album?

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Other than sitting down to pee, am i allowed to say i love Ashley Simpsons and Paris HIlton album?

Didn't know sitting down to pee is gayish. :P

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I also use a cubicle and sit down to pee and will wipe it dry. Lol.. I have the boyish looks, and somehow i do behave rather like a child and i'm able to sing jeff chang type of songs. Guess that's pretty gay though, haha

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Other than sitting down to pee, am i allowed to say i love Ashley Simpsons and Paris HIlton album?

I guess is your shyness and the way you talk when you fancy someone.

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Hello guys. I just got home not long ago and on the way home on the bus, I was listening to Katy Perry's California Gurls (Ok, a bit outdated but I still like it :D). So yea, this random question just popped into my mind: Is it gay (for a guy of course) to sing California Gurls, either in its normal version or acoustic version? HAHAs! It's very random, so yea! What do you guys think?

Haha, but I think you did hit a point.

I think some music are simply created to appeal to gays. I can look at people's Facebook profile, then make a guess on who's gay and who's not based on their favorite music alone. I've been right several times. :P

“Do not take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard

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I always do pumping and weight lifting to build up my chest to look like a woman's boob, and when someone fxxk me, i imagine that they are fxxking my Cheebye

Same as me. I even have a photo of my ex-fxxk buddy with his paws on my boobs and fxxking me from behind. He was my favorite fb until he found another and dumped me.

He is very creative as an aggressive top. The first time he saw me at the sauna, he pushed me down and flipped my towel over my back like I was wearing a skirt and fingered me. It took me by total surprise. Nobody ever did that to me before. It was a big red towel and he said I looked like a bloody slutty baba nonya :lol: Once he pushed my fem buttons, I was helplessly under his spell and boy he gave a a mean fxxk or what.

He likes my boobs so much, he even made me wear a tight singlet where he rolled it up and it made my boobs sticks out like BP-stock pic. He's such an expert at foreplay, I tremble just being touched by his hands. He said he loved my body so much that he can steam just by playing with it and he fxxked me only because I was always waving my butts at him. He's rough and he's gentle because he knows what I want. When I present my body coyly to him hugging a pillow and curled up like a baby, he'll gently caress and cuddle and finger me till I kick away the pillow and with my hands and legs wide open, he started to get into his masculine mode to fling me to edge of the bed, fxxked me in many positions just from that edge. After that it will me whoring and his face got all serious and red like a beast as he huffed and puffed with his muscles all standing out as he used all his strength to fxxk me like a rag doll.

After he's given a heart stopping fxxk, I will obediently curl beside him like a puppy dog and he'll ruffle my hair and scrub my face like his pet dog while he talked dirty to me like I was his woman.

We broke up later because I told him I fell in love with him and I wanted a relationship. Suddenly he refused to answer all my calls. So sad. I guessed he's rich and he told me before that he's afraid that people will like him for his money.

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We broke up later because I told him I fell in love with him and I wanted a relationship. Suddenly he refused to answer all my calls. So sad. I guessed he's rich and he told me before that he's afraid that people will like him for his money.

aiyoh, just say u like him for his dicky. Also, you r willing to sign a gay pre-nuptial lah

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aiyoh, just say u like him for his dicky. Also, you r willing to sign a gay pre-nuptial lah

He thought if I like his dicky, we should stay as buddies. If I want relationship mean I wanted more. I really wanted more but I also not sure what I mean I want a relationship I only thought after sex we go shopping, makan and cinema. But of course he's rich also no harm right. I know he like me a lot because whenever he saw me he fxxked me like mad. We were so perfect in bed. How can he not love me if he loved my body and my hole so much, right? There's even one time he came back from Middle East and he booked hotel room for one whole day and that day I was naked all day so that he can watch me doing things naked and take pics. I even do my pushups and sit up naked :lol: He made me do 100 push up until my face all red and my body pink from the blood rushing around. But when he saw my boobs pumped up all hard and pink also, he threw me on the bed and made me his bitch. Then he took that pic that I still looked at when I missed him.

That's why I thought I say it first because he too masculine to say love.

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He thought if I like his dicky, we should stay as buddies. If I want relationship mean I wanted more. I really wanted more but I also not sure what I mean I want a relationship I only thought after sex we go shopping, makan and cinema. But of course he's rich also no harm right. I know he like me a lot because whenever he saw me he fxxked me like mad. We were so perfect in bed. How can he not love me if he loved my body and my hole so much, right? There's even one time he came back from Middle East and he booked hotel room for one whole day and that day I was naked all day so that he can watch me doing things naked and take pics. I even do my pushups and sit up naked :lol: He made me do 100 push up until my face all red and my body pink from the blood rushing around. But when he saw my boobs pumped up all hard and pink also, he threw me on the bed and made me his bitch. Then he took that pic that I still looked at when I missed him.

That's why I thought I say it first because he too masculine to say love.

I hope he's not Edison's father. Why u let ppl take your nude photo? He does not respect u nor luv u!!

"Some of them want to use u, some of them want to be abuse........"

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We broke up later because I told him I fell in love with him and I wanted a relationship. Suddenly he refused to answer all my calls. So sad. I guessed he's rich and he told me before that he's afraid that people will like him for his money.

What a dick.

Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high.

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seriously. as for me. Dont even think about it.. when i was in secondary.. was address as the pretty girl... 80% of my friend are girls even until now.. they are like sister... thats one thing that makes me gay. secondly , my bloody voice , face and stuff , no matter how hard i change my style. shave hair , pierce and etc.. CANNOT Make it! is like... when a relieve teacher come in to class... who is the prettiest girl in class? There goes my name.. i hate that joke -.-" . i only look manly during PE. my leg is damn hairy , took male hormons in the past and lastly, then schoolmates ( guys ) kiss my cheek, well is freaky but true. i just go blushing really really OMG! till then i expose my orientation.

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seriously. as for me. Dont even think about it.. when i was in secondary.. was address as the pretty girl... 80% of my friend are girls even until now.. they are like sister... thats one thing that makes me gay. secondly , my bloody voice , face and stuff , no matter how hard i change my style. shave hair , pierce and etc.. CANNOT Make it! is like... when a relieve teacher come in to class... who is the prettiest girl in class? There goes my name.. i hate that joke -.-" . i only look manly during PE. my leg is damn hairy , took male hormons in the past and lastly, then schoolmates ( guys ) kiss my cheek, well is freaky but true. i just go blushing really really OMG! till then i expose my orientation.

ouch hairy legs...it would look good on tops, but not for bottoms, it's just plain weird. lucky i'm born pretty much hairless except for a little hair below the belly button and some parts where hair is supposed to be, but even so i removed some from time to time to feel good...used to be the slightly bad 'girl', got into fights with vandals at school etc

Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high.

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seriously. as for me. Dont even think about it.. when i was in secondary.. was address as the pretty girl... my leg is damn hairy , took male hormons in the past and lastly, then schoolmates ( guys ) kiss my cheek, well is freaky but true. i just go blushing really really OMG! till then i expose my orientation.

You need to shave your legs to make you look complete!

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Though I like to crossdress in bra n panty and exhibit and submit to another man as a woman, I dun actually like a man more than a woman. I guess I just like sex be it man or woman. Hmmmm....Wow! That's an epiphany!

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did many many gay things before... here's one:

there was once, my friend and i were watching bubble pop mv in the library study corner. then suddenly i got high or something. and i started dancing to it. LOL then everyone was like looking at me doing all the sexy girly moves. then there was a gay malay couple, i think they got my vibes or something... they started kissing and touching each others' crotch. then my friend all got shock also. lol

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Interesting thread....

For me, I think it's that I'm practically a dwarf, (I hate you, genetics) and I'm very pale. I love swimming but burn no matter how much sunscreen I have on. I'll burn, peel, and then I'm whiter than ever. You just can't win.

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Few things:

1. The type of music I listen to are mostly from female artistes.. I can relate better as the words speak about men.

2. Im soft spoken, but sometimes my mannerisms can be a giveaway, as much as I try to act str8.

3. Like some of the others here, Im very girly in bed, voice and all.

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gayest thing?........ i have loads of bags (manly type), from branded to normal, from totes, to messenger, to weekender, for office and casual.... browns, black, dark grey, blue. best is the dark green from japan. love the executive look of the japanese with their briefcase and totes.... most expensive? a full python leather bag (some would know which brand!).....however, now banned from buying anymore... my staff says i am like Miranda from Devil Wear Prada but not so dramatic as to throw it on the desk as i walk in, luv that scene in the movie.....

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