xanava Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks! Tommy vietnam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!If people want to perceive you as gay, they will - and even if you don't *seem* to be gay, some people will tell themselves that you're closeted.And of course, some people will try their luck because they can't tell. -----Sidney ozasian@fastmail.com.au Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanava Posted March 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 straight guys wear earring on left ear.gay guys wear on right earmetrosexual or feminine straight guys wear on both ears.true?what other accesories do gay people wear that sets them apart? gay pride necklace or bracelet? etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blaidd_Drwg Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 aiyo, this one is all those uncle-auntie tactics before us.Now no such thing. Just make friends with anyone and slowly find outla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!End your every sentence with a 'chee bye' or 'Kena la bu'. dun use 'lan' which is a bit ambigious and suspicious. dun use cologne; dun wear branded stuffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!Carry a piece of vagina with you, smell it and lick it every 10 mins. Breeze and Miko333 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blaidd_Drwg Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Carry a piece of vagina with you, smell it and lick it every 10 mins. I approve this! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolkai Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!There is no need to try not to look gay. Just be yourself and be proud to be gay! :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanava Posted March 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Carry a piece of vagina with you, smell it and lick it every 10 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Nibble to labia lips and flicker the clitoris and stick your tongue in till it comes out from the other end. :thumb: You will be the straightest even if you're in a dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest2 Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Nibble to labia lips and flicker the clitoris and stick your tongue in till it comes out from the other end. :thumb: You will be the straightest even if you're in a dress.Hahahahaha!! Good one there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mango_juice Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 straight guys wear earring on left ear.gay guys wear on right earmetrosexual or feminine straight guys wear on both ears.true?what other accesories do gay people wear that sets them apart? gay pride necklace or bracelet? etc?Are these still accurate in current times? most pple will wear their earrings on the left ear to avoid pple classifying them as gay... Why would straights wear earring in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 1. First and foremost, do NOT be a f***g sissy! There is no such thing as a straight ah kua. Yes there are manly, masculine gays but a straight ah kua, no. When you're a sissy, it's pretty much obvious that you ARE gay. You don't need to tell anyone also they will know. Worst if you're actually straight and a sissy (see above). 2. Don't be a materialistic metro. Just wear normal. Don't wear ugly either of course.3. This is your genetic looks. Stereotypically, if you're good-looking, you will automatically be classified as gay. Don't know why but society somehow think that way. No help here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GachiMuchi Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!1. Don't paint your nails. 2. Don't use women perfume.3. Don't draw any eyeliner or put on makeup.4. Don't trim your eyebrow like what the Japs do.5. Don't be a fashion slave.6. Don't carry a designer bag, stick to backpack.7. Don't wear women undies, not even thongs. (VPL can be seen)8. Don't hang your hands halfway with a limp wrist when you talk.9. Walk don't sashayThen again, you might look str8 and dress like a str8 guys, some people, when they open their mouth, the lobang (hole) will pichat (break). In such cases, keep your mouth shut and just smile and nod your head. Breeze 1 http://gachimuchi2008.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxpartyboixxx Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 7. Don't wear women undies, not even thongs. (VPL can be seen)VPL = visible penis line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowball Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Then again, you might look str8 and dress like a str8 guys, some people, when they open their mouth, the lobang (hole) will pichat (break). In such cases, keep your mouth shut and just smile and nod your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tysten sadik Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 the minute i see someone's finger nail glossy and manicured, you are screaming faggot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guesto Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 1. Don't paint your nails. 2. Don't use women perfume.3. Don't draw any eyeliner or put on makeup.4. Don't trim your eyebrow like what the Japs do.5. Don't be a fashion slave.6. Don't carry a designer bag, stick to backpack.7. Don't wear women undies, not even thongs. (VPL can be seen)8. Don't hang your hands halfway with a limp wrist when you talk.9. Walk don't sashayThen again, you might look str8 and dress like a str8 guys, some people, when they open their mouth, the lobang (hole) will pichat (break). In such cases, keep your mouth shut and just smile and nod your head.Gachi is so man. :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPotter Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Don't wear XXXXS shirt. Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alien Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 straight guys wear earring on left ear.gay guys wear on right earmetrosexual or feminine straight guys wear on both ears.true?what other accesories do gay people wear that sets them apart? gay pride necklace or bracelet? etc?How true is gay wear earring on right side and str8 wera on left side? Saw some guys who behave like gay but they wear earring on left side, and some looks so manly and str8 but wear earring on right side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 7. Don't wear women undies, not even thongs. (VPL can be seen)VPL = visible penis line? Yuks, I just saw this old man with red panties now in Shogun.I thot how come the material and the thong very different, very thin like fudoshi cloth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jonty Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Just avoid being sissy then everything will be fine.if you are too good looking and no gf, then it's your curse. u just need to learn to live with it.and when you go to trip with your friends dont bring your sexy tight designer boxers.wear those normal straight looking ones. hahaau can use your beautiful, great taste things, but hold your breathe, dont act freakin excited and talk about them when people gives compliment.and lastly, dont hide dildo in your bag.. lol jokincheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckmenao Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Straight guys don't care much about how not to look gay because they look straight, that's for sure. Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest passerby Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 1. Don't paint your nails. 2. Don't use women perfume.3. Don't draw any eyeliner or put on makeup.4. Don't trim your eyebrow like what the Japs do.5. Don't be a fashion slave.6. Don't carry a designer bag, stick to backpack.7. Don't wear women undies, not even thongs. (VPL can be seen)8. Don't hang your hands halfway with a limp wrist when you talk.9. Walk don't sashayThen again, you might look str8 and dress like a str8 guys, some people, when they open their mouth, the lobang (hole) will pichat (break). In such cases, keep your mouth shut and just smile and nod your head.Just to add on a few more.10. Don't use expressions or words like "omg", "anal" (when describing things), "bffs", "so cute!" etc... 11. Avoid wearing bright colour combinations, loud designs, tote bags12. Don't move your hands too much (having too much hand gestures) or touch the other party when you speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doncoin Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!Hang out with a uber-butch lesbian and get her to show you how to be a man. virion78 and Shinhao 2 Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clickclock Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 1. dont have a limp wrist, and dont shake your finger when you are talking.2. dont shake your head from side to side (like indian dancer), and move your eyes whn talking.3. always open up your legs and never cross them..4. wear simple clothing, throw all your designer stuff away.5. workout and get some muscles, (i kno there are some aj ppl who work out too, but they do look less gay)6. walk normally, dont shake your ass, shake your shoulders instead.7. use a deep voice when talking. I draw sexy men, visit http://www.toastwire.tumblr.com click on 'My Artworks'. Willing to take on comissions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ironrod Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Can't believe u guys actually entertaining TS's crap lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKong Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I also LOL at all the answers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fab Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Dont show your pinky.Dont use foundation.Dont use concealer (not even for pimples/acnes).Dont flirt with guys.Dont ogle at guys.Dont salivate at guys.Dont even talk about guys. 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jonty Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Do I scream gay if i wear colour lens when i have perfect eyesight? lolI mean if I use it as profile pic on facebook, what are the straights will think of me.. freakin faggot? LOLi know the gays might like it. so, scream gay yes? no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GachiMuchi Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 You guys have gone off topic talking about me. All posting about me have been moved to http://www.blowingwind.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=22480&st=50 http://gachimuchi2008.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveseeker Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 How not to look gay?Wear a T-Shirt that prints "I'm Not Gay" or "I Like Ladies Only" :thumb: Problem solved. haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alien Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 I agree with Mango Juice. Why should straights wear earrings in the first place? If the so-called straight men do that (whether left or right ear), they are sending a secret message to gays that they have a gay tendency. If they are with their girlfriends, then they are secretly saying they are bisexuals (to the ignorance of their gfs & other womenfolk). LOL.Aiya, i think wearing earrings now is a trend, esp among youngster. And they are so many str8 guys wearing earrings, and they are really str8 lo. Haha. Maybe now gay dun wear earrings liao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolkai Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!There is no need to try to portray that you are not gay if you are one. Be yourself and be proud of your identity of being gay! :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jokes on you Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Just don't look too happy.The brooding types who looks right through you like are perceived as straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kan Bo Liao Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 any advice from u bunch of gay people, or any minority straight guys?thanks!make damn sure that you don't smear CUMS on your face, apply CUNT JUICE instead. The keypoint here is that you must allow the cotton ball to soak in the CUNT JUICE for 7 x 7 = 49 days before applying it on your face and make sure the CUNT JUICE is a from a Virgin. Hope you'll suceed !! Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GachiMuchi Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Just to add on a few more.10. Don't use expressions or words like "omg", "anal" (when describing things), "bffs", "so cute!" etc... 11. Avoid wearing bright colour combinations, loud designs, tote bags12. Don't move your hands too much (having too much hand gestures) or touch the other party when you speak.13. Never put on women clothing http://gachimuchi2008.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanava Posted April 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 make damn sure that you don't smear CUMS on your face, apply CUNT JUICE instead. The keypoint here is that you must allow the cotton ball to soak in the CUNT JUICE for 7 x 7 = 49 days before applying it on your face and make sure the CUNT JUICE is a from a Virgin. Hope you'll suceed !! Cheersok can i borrow your mother's chee bai chwee? thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 ok can i borrow your mother's chee bai chwee? thanksU crazy ah? like that will die of dehydration! Let me borrow some from _______ and speedpost to u on Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GachiMuchi Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Xavana have been suspended for 2 weeks for being rude in his various postings. Anyone who follow his pattern will face the same suspension.So WATCH what you Post! http://gachimuchi2008.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Xavana have been suspended for 2 weeks for being rude in his various postings. Anyone who follow his pattern will face the same suspension.So WATCH what you Post!YEAH!!! Justice served. Dun insult bw member/guest's mother or father lah. Can joke but must learn how to say it in a more refined manner.I suggest for the next 2 weeks u watch the following DVDs:1. My Fair Lady2. Educating Rita3. Gangster Paradise4. Mary Poppins5. The Sound of Music6. To Sir with Love7. Pretty Woman8. Princess Diary Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkflame Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Just be yourself.Who cares whether people think you are gay or not.There are now some straight guys who like to challenge society by adopting some gay stereotypical traits.And, I think guys with earrings are hot.YEAH!!! Justice served. Dun insult bw member/guest's mother or father lah. Can joke but must learn how to say it in a more refined manner.I suggest for the next 2 weeks u watch the following DVDs:1. My Fair Lady2. Educating Rita3. Gangster Paradise4. Mary Poppins5. The Sound of Music6. To Sir with Love7. Pretty Woman8. Princess Diary EnjoyI love those kinds of movies though. Wish I was the female character in Gone With the Wind at one time. I'm always running after you. You are my ideal. You are me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyan Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 I think dress as simple as possible. But that does not mean not trendy.E.g compare QiYuWu will David Gan.Who do you think look more gay?Haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alien Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 I think dress as simple as possible. But that does not mean not trendy.E.g compare QiYuWu will David Gan.Who do you think look more gay?Haha...Both also look very gay. As david gan all along look very gay, and i find qi yuwu look more and more gay now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Go and kiss random women on the streets. You'll be screamed at, slapped, arrested, jailed, etc., but hey, people will think you are a straight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Discreet Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 I'm trying to be manly and discreet as my family doesn't know my sexual preference. Surely my father would die or kill ke if he knows i'm gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doncoin Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 30 minutes ago, Guest Discreet said: I'm trying to be manly and discreet as my family doesn't know my sexual preference. Surely my father would die or kill ke if he knows i'm gay. Think of it this way: it would be like being left-handed and trying to accommodate yourself in a right-hand world. Would your dad kill you for being left-handed? Tampenises 1 Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces87 Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 People will get to know soon. Especially if you are good looking and still single and when your friends and family tried to intoduce girls to you and you rejected them all the time. Haiz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 (edited) I guess your parents may already know but they just choose not to bring up that topic. Edited February 28, 2016 by Loki Tampenises 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justanotherguysg Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 On 3/25/2011 at 2:35 AM, GachiMuchi said: 1. Don't paint your nails. 2. Don't use women perfume. 3. Don't draw any eyeliner or put on makeup. 4. Don't trim your eyebrow like what the Japs do. 5. Don't be a fashion slave. 6. Don't carry a designer bag, stick to backpack. 7. Don't wear women undies, not even thongs. (VPL can be seen) 8. Don't hang your hands halfway with a limp wrist when you talk. 9. Walk don't sashay Then again, you might look str8 and dress like a str8 guys, some people, when they open their mouth, the lobang (hole) will pichat (break). In such cases, keep your mouth shut and just smile and nod your head. how exactly is sashay?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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