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It says tht the man crawling from another cubicle?!!! Dun the man find the toilet floor dirty? Yucks!

I think a lot and a lot of people would think sticking any part of your body up another man's anus equally dirty, if not more so. Let's not be so quick to cast stones.

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Drunk boi is cute but has a smaller tool. This NYP boi, whose name and identify are now known to the whole world, is not so cute but has a more sizeable tool. Well, maybe when drunk boi is sober, his tool would also be larger.

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Drunk boi is cute but has a smaller tool. This NYP boi, whose name and identify are now known to the whole world, is not so cute but has a more sizeable tool. Well, maybe when drunk boi is sober, his tool would also be larger.

Haha I prefer a cute face den a slightly sizable tool leh... I wouldn't wan to suck this nyp boi even if give free... Drunk boi is different... Maybe it'll grow to a bigger one when it's hard and sexcited

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Woman kicks chair and demands full refund at McDonald's

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STOMPer Jack saw this woman make a big fuss at a McDonald's outlet in Bukit Batok. She even kicked a chair and slammed her phone on the counter.

Said the STOMPer:

"This lady stomped into the McDonald's outlet at Bukit Batok, asking for the manager.

"She then complained that the order she had made over the phone had arrived late, and that she had called the hotline to complain about the delivery man.

"But she said that the person who attended her call had made her wait for 10 minutes and still had not responded to her complaint.

"Which was why she had gone to the McDonald's outlet nearest to her place.

"She slammed her phone on the counter and asked for a full refund.

"The manager tried to calm her down but instead she got more violent.

"She then kicked a chair and sat down to wait for her refund.

"The manager told her to wait for awhile, checked her receipt and informed higher management about the incident.

"Some other people, probably the higher management, came down to talk to her.

"In the end they gave her McDonald's vouchers as compensation."

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Its ok.

This is what happens to you, when you are born with a Chee Bye face, with a small sad looking pair of dangling tits, no boyfriends, NO sex life to calm your raging hormones...........and then stuff yourself pathetically 24/7 with such high calories/cholestrol junk food that could even clog a pig's arteries.

Oh yeah, the manager's butt is yummy and the guy is the background is cute !

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what if u are the manager? will u

1) sympathize with her, sound apologetic and apologise to her (bo bian, its my work! put away my ego)

2) give instructions and ask another staff to take over (dun wanna face her)

3) just giver her free vouchers but never smile or apologise to her (she dun deserve it but want her to f off)

4) reason with her (i still have my ego)

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what if u are the manager? will u

1) sympathize with her, sound apologetic and apologise to her (bo bian, its my work! put away my ego)

2) give instructions and ask another staff to take over (dun wanna face her)

3) just giver her free vouchers but never smile or apologise to her (she dun deserve it but want her to f off)

4) reason with her (i still have my ego)

The third - Give her a whole stack of vouchers that she can used till she reach menopause, with a stack of hell notes, so that she can use it to buy MacDonalds in hell, after she dies, because with such behaviour, she is doomed for hell anyway

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Mcdonalds should keep a pair of pliers in each store.

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PULL OUT HER NIPPLES

Heemm,

With such small tits you don't need a plier, you just need a pair of tweezer........... :)

Or they could do is to pull her nipples till they meet then, staple them together, so that her already small sad looking dangling tits will look bigger.

Not only she gets free vouchers, she also walks out of McDonald, with her small breast, slightly enhanced..... :)

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