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Legends is a golf course at Kulai In Johore. It was designed by Jack Nicklaus and is one of my preferred place to play since they have caddies riding on the back of the buggy to assist you.

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Infrequent Golfer...I usually play on the course about once or twice a week and I visit the range about the same frequency too if I cannot find the time to play on the course. The R7 Superquad cost me about US$400. Friend based in the USA brought it back for me when he returned to celebrate the CNY here.

You can see all the absolutely lastest drivers here.

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CG....300 metres not long par 4 I agree but definitely cannot be par 3.... :lol: just to let you salivate a bit, I have in my posession the latest Taylor Made R7 Superquad Driver.... :P Gonna devirginify it at Legend on Wednesday.... :lol:

Lungker, so how was your investment in your new driver? So, that equipment is tan-chia one? Sure, your golfing kakis must be asking for some strokes from you? :blink:

Anyway, would you like to arrange an annual BW golfing event?. I believe there are some golfing enthusiasts among members and guests here.

PS. I think we are off-track, in wrong thread already :oops:

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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gathering for same interest was a good idea among PLUs, some like singing karaoke/singing, some like golfing, why not, go ahead. Maybe i will gather guys who like play marble :oops:

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Anyway, would you like to arrange an annual BW golfing event?. I believe there are some golfing enthusiasts among members and guests here

Can, but lets get together with some golf kakis first. Want to pm me and we can take it from there? Also, there is this chap call GolfAmateur. If you are reading this too, pls om me if you guys want to have a game this coming week. Suggest Malaysia - Legends or Palm resort.

Golf Btm, join us if you can play golf. Where I am suggesting, you do not need a handicap card to play.

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Golf Btm, join us if you can play golf. Where I am suggesting, you do not need a handicap card to play.

hi lungker,

have not played in years. my golf skill is rusty. let me brush up my skill first.

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Anyway, would you like to arrange an annual BW golfing event?. I believe there are some golfing enthusiasts among members and guests here

Wow...do I hear golf?

Can count me in too? And also another friend of mine? But do let me practice my swing at the range first...lost my swing totally after a long layoff and my callaway is growing cobwebs.

I watched the ad with mixed feelings. It brings to my mind a comic strip by Colin Goh many years back (Orchard Road)

The main character 'Bok Tau' his mother was coming to visit him after a long absence, and that made him think aloud as to why he would want to leave her alone and not be with her, how much he missed her blah blah blah...and when she showed up her first words: Why you not yet married ah?

And Bok Tau goes: "Now I remember..."

Having said that, we should still be fillial to our parents and make them happy while they are still alive and all. After all, they are the ones who bring us up.

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ChubbyLover, of course you and your friend can join us!!! Let me meet up with Crazygolfer to work out the details first.

Hey...your avatar. Looks like you are in your birthday suit looking for your lost ball in the deep rough.... :lol:

The main character 'Bok Tau' his mother was coming to visit him after a long absence, and that made him think aloud as to why he would want to leave her alone and not be with her, how much he missed her blah blah blah...and when she showed up her first words: Why you not yet married ah?

And Bok Tau goes: "Now I remember..."

As nostalgic as I am, I would easily take all these nosey questions to have my mother back for one more Chinese New Year......

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When to watch " Just follow Law"

There is this golf anecdote quoted : "Do you know why people play golf"

The answers; "It because the are always looking for the thing they lost (the golf balls)"

It was referring to the the boss who play golf, who don't have "balls" to take up some work challenge and playing it safe. :D

Hehe.. I don't know how to play golf, so don't have to find my balls, cos I know where they are. :D

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i am also keen to learn golf, any gathering to teach golf virgins? :P

have to be gentle as we are not used to long hard thing smacking the balls.... hehehehe

OB, make sure you use the right "stick" to hit the balls ok?

Skali, you forgot and use your "stick" to hit the ball how? :D

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Skali, you forgot and use your "stick" to hit the ball how? :D

I remember a story posted in BW about a guy who went golfing with his sex buddyduring a holiday period and they ended up having kinky sex at the deserted golf course... And one scene was described where one of them use his hard cock to puch the ball into the hole and even cumming into the hole... :P

I cannot rememver where it is archived now... :P

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i am also keen to learn golf, any gathering to teach golf virgins? :P

There are so many golf driving ranges all over the island where you can engage a pro who are working for the range who can teach you the proper golf grip, golf swing etc.

Get a good basic from the golf pro is advisable, if not, when you've got the bad habit, it's very difficult to cure it.

Normally local pros would charge less than the Caucasian pros and it would be much cheaper if the lesson in group of 2 or more.

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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ChubbyLover, of course you and your friend can join us!!! Let me meet up with Crazygolfer to work out the details first.

Well, I came back last night after 5-days golfing trip to Pattaya which originally intended to travel to Kanchanaburi and it was really very tiring but it was an enjoyable golf outing to be able to play like pro for solid 5-days of 18-holes.

..... and in addition, what a wonderfull sight to watch so many other golfers in male changing rooms in various golf club in Pattaya which was flooded with cute Japs and Koreans from various ages.

Would update the golfing enthusiasts in this forum after I meet Lungker on the next BW golf outing.

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Golfers who are interested to participate in the coming BW golfing outing, please response to us and we'll contact you.

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Just in case some of golfing enthuasists either members or guests in this BW forum missed this thread/message earlier, the tentatively BW golfing outing would be on next Sunday, 18 March 2007 in one of golfcourse in JB as the green fees on Sunday afternoon is the lowest on weekend.

If you are interested, pls send pvt message with your contact number, we'll contact you thereafter. So far, we have 5 golfers, it would nice if we could get 2 flights (8 golfers) :thumb:

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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We are finalizing our 1st BW golf game and the game will be as follows:

Date: Sunday 18 Mar 07 afternoon

Where: Legends Golf & Country Club, JB for 18-hole golf game

Meeting Point: We are meeting on the day at 10am in West Coast area for carpool and travel via 2nd Link. Those who had responded for the game will be notified thru SMS in their handphone and email to your pvt email address.

Participants: 2 flights (6-8 golfers) so far.

Note: Don't forget your passport. I have some M'sia Immigration Cards which I can distribute to you on the day.

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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I might even throw in my pair of golf balls as door gift. Any takers?

Anyway, golf is such a gay game. Chasing for birdies is just not too manly a pursuit.

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Hahah! Hole-in-one, that's a good one.... :)

Lungker, there you go....your motivation to play the best game of your life this weekend! :D

How devil? You play golf too? Want to join us?

Chasing for birdies is just not too manly a pursuit

Hello, you are offering your ass as a hole in one prize and you are telling us we are not manly enough? :D Apa Ini? Frequency cock up leh. :D

Next time we get Gachi to organise, sure got many sponsors. :hat: :smokin:

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dear lungker, take no offence. it's all a ball of fun. but how about we share the same bugee and can foreplay while waiting for the rest to catch up with us?

i am playing to a handicap of 12, so either you give me strokes or i give you lor, and IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, hehe!

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Lungker, thanks for the invitation, but I'm not a golfer. The closest encounter I had was taking some swings at the driving range with some friends many years back. I guess golf isn't my thing but who knows...I might just pick it up in the future.

I think Hole-in-one is doing the reverse psychology on you guys. First came his offer, then mocked you guys for not being manly enough and at the same time, hoping that you guys will take the bait and fight like crazy in the game. Then, the winner, being the 'manliest' of them all, will get Hole-in-one. I know...I'm such a good conspiracy theorist! :P

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dear lungker, take no offence. it's all a ball of fun.

Aiyoyo, I know lah. :lol:

How about joining us on Sunday. We play level. My handicap is 20 (I always get distracted when my fellow players bend down to pick up their ball) and my frigid twin brother Golfnut is now officially 16. You choose who you want to play with. :)

We shall determine the punishment or reward before we tee off. :lol:

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Or golfnut and you could both threesome with me in one flight. I would score a (spread)eagle and you two can slowly putt on me .......

I am so into golf daddies ...... had one previously, loved his two-ball putter. haha

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We have finalized our 1st BW golf game and the game is as follows:

Date: Sunday, 18 Mar 07 afternoon

Where: Legends Golf & Country Club, Johor Bahru for 18-hole golf game

Green Fees: RM 105 which included buggy and simple lunch

Meeting Point: We are meeting on the day at 10am in West Coast area for carpool. Thereafter, those who wanted to leave their cars, can park your car at Sunday’s free park nearby and then we travel via 2nd Link to Johor. Those who had responded for the game will be notified thru SMS on their handphone and your private email address.

Participants: 7 golfers (2 flights) are confirmed

Dinner: After golf game, we would proceed back to Spore and participants would decide where to have our dinner together. It would be some where in Spore and NOT in JB

Note: Don't forget your passport. I have some M'sia Immigration Cards which I can distribute to you on the day.

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Dearie crazygolf, let me be your personal caddie, will massage and tickle you along the way ....... caddie rates are 10% of winnings, i will go for 5% and you pay the rest in number of strokes .....

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We have finalized our 1st BW golf game and the game is as follows:

Date: Sunday, 18 Mar 07 afternoon

Where: Legends Golf & Country Club, Johor Bahru for 18-hole golf game

Green Fees: RM 105 which included buggy and simple lunch

Meeting Point: We are meeting on the day at 10am in West Coast area for carpool. Thereafter, those who wanted to leave their cars, can park your car at Sunday’s free park nearby and then we travel via 2nd Link to Johor. Those who had responded for the game will be notified thru SMS on their handphone and your private email address.

Participants: 7 golfers (2 flights) are confirmed

Dinner: After golf game, we would proceed back to Spore and participants would decide where to have our dinner together. It would be some where in Spore and NOT in JB

Note: Don't forget your passport. I have some M'sia Immigration Cards which I can distribute to you on the day.

2 Flights for seven players booked and confirmed.

Reminder: Please do not be late. We will be stopping after the second link for those who need to change money and also purchase drinks etc. It is expensive to buy at the club.

See ya.

Please play safely! Use a condom if you are having anal sex.

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Dearie crazygolf, let me be your personal caddie, will massage and tickle you along the way ....... caddie rates are 10% of winnings, i will go for 5% and you pay the rest in number of strokes .....

Oh yes dear 'hole-in-one', your service would be most appreciated ..... as low handicapper caddy you would 'clean' 'polish' my ball and finally you gave me direction which 'hole' to aim (left inside or right outside or dead centre) and sink it :lol::D

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Date: Sunday, 18 Mar 07 afternoon

Where: Legends Golf & Country Club, Johor Bahru for 18-hole golf game

Green Fees: RM 105 which included buggy and simple lunch

Those who requested for the information on The Legends Golf Resort, here is their web:

http://www.legends-resort.com/golf/golfpromotion.htm

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Many many thanks to Lungker and Crazygolfer for the time and effort in making the inaugural BW Golf Kaki Meet a great success. Although the sky do not look too good in the morning, with a few drops of rain before the meet, the weather later on turned out to be just heavenly.

I especially Like the part where we get to play with different pple between the front and back nine, so as to get to know each other better. Hope this will be the beginning of many more games and golf meets to come...and yes, who can forget the '19th' hole yah?

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Thanks for the kind words CL.

Actually the accolades should go to CrazyGolfer for co-ordinating the whole event. It was not an easy thing to arrange an oversea golf event for strangers you have not met.

We had a lot of fun on the course and we also get to peek at some naked bodies in the locker room. :lol: The best part of the day was reserved for the end when we drove back to Singapore and OralB and Gachi Muchi met up with us for dinner. There was constant laughter around the table.

Thanks to Crazygolfer again for managing this event, and it was a pleasure to meet the rest of you guys yesterday.

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dear crazygolfer, i will clean your 'driver' and 'balls' with my bare hands, and lick them clean too with my tongue ..... and even bath you after the game!

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dear crazygolfer, i will clean your 'driver' and 'balls' with my bare hands, and lick them clean too with my tongue ..... and even bath you after the game!

Oh yeah, you are very welcome :lol::D

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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First big thanks to all golfers in participating in this event which we concluded with a success.

I had to admit at the beginning when I had a prelim chat with Lungker, we were not sure whether there are golfers in this PLU circle? We were thinking maybe we would have only '2-some' on the golf course but ended up we had 'orgies to 8-some' and it was arranged in such way that we changed partner after first nine so get we could admire each other 'pantat' when other golfing kaki bent down to pick up the ball.

It's true, it wasn't easy to arrange a golf game whom we didn't even know each other before but being golfers, it was spontaneous response when we look for the other "hole"

The 19th-hole was a fun too when the 2 BW moderators (the baby-faced handsome OralB and the macho-look Gachi Muchi) joined us for the dinner with full of laugh especially with ordering of drinks

Hope to see you all at the next future games again.

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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The 19th-hole was a fun too when the 2 BW moderators (the baby-faced handsome OralB and the macho-look Gachi Muchi) joined us for the dinner with full of laugh especially with ordering of drinks

Oooo...Baby faced, Handsome OB? Wow, CG, it seems like OB is your cup of tea.

OB, got admirer leow. :D

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It was a great outing...

maybe if we had 2 flights, can change partners on the 6th hole... that way we get to see everybody's pantat .... hahahah...

but most definitely FUN...

too bad we had to rush back for dinner... else the open air shower and jacuzzi could have been more FULLY UTILIZED...

but on hindsight... dinner was fun as well... so no regrets... haha..

yes looking forward to the next outing... when time permits... maybe we can do shorter, 9 hole par 3 courses such as in Mandai, SAFRA NSRCC, etc... to ease time constraints... I need to practice more on my short game... lucky it was entertaining for Lungker to see me do 3 meter chips... when the pin was 15 meters away... after a beautiful opening and approach shot... damn... went from a possible birdie to a blardy double bogey... har har....

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Ok guys this is my virgin post so please be gentle. Yes yesterday's golf outing is definitely fun fun fun. To tell the truth I almost chickened out cos I dunno any of you and was afraid that I may meet familiar faces like my relatives or bosses? Imagine the awkward moments :oops: Luckily you turned out to be strangers and I made 7 new golf khakis and 2 new friends :) Nothing ventured nothing gained i guess.

Thanks to crazygolfer and lungker for organising the game and the trip. It was really enjoyable for me. Till now I still have flashbacks of swinging my clubs and connecting the ball so sweetly to send it on a near perfect flight landing eventually on the immaculate green and rolling towards the hole. Pure orgasmic delight, I think thats why golfers keep going back for more!

U bunch of guys are really friendly, funny, cheeky and greedy too (just see how the food was walloped at the 19th hole). :blink: Luckily ordering the food was much easier than ordering the second round of drinks, else the kopi aunties would surely see golf clubs flying at them! Guess we were all starving after a tiring day chasing after balls and playing with holes.

But no regrets, I am happy that I came out to play (in more ways than one?). And I am glad to meet you fun guys! Or have I yet to see the bad, the ugly and the downright nasty? hahaha hope not . . . just joking . . . more good games ahead!

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The 19th-hole was a fun too when the 2 BW moderators (the baby-faced handsome OralB and the macho-look Gachi Muchi) joined us for the dinner with full of laugh especially with ordering of drinks

Oooo...Baby faced, Handsome OB? Wow, CG, it seems like OB is your cup of tea.

OB, got admirer leow. :D

i sure know you will say something abt it, so i waited for it.

he did mention you are macho macho (sing to the village pple song)

:)

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