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<<无字天书>> 如何看到我的 post,请动动脑想一想 =P

忙碌了一天的工作,对我来说,很有满足感。

因为手头上的工作80%已完成。我也没思想到任何烦恼和不愉快的事情。

也许我已接受现实中某也事情的重重一切所曾经发生过的事情。

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a joke for everyone.

on a plane, there were an American man, a French man & a Japanese man. the plane crashed halfway and was due to land on a deserted island. desperately in need of a solution, the American man said, "all right, in the US we have the best military, so I'll be in charge of directing the plane & our rescue plan." The French man then said, "in France we have the best politics so I'll go send out SOSes to the UN." They both looked at the Japanese man & said, "Japan is great in production & materials. You will be in charge of our supplies."

So they did their jobs, and indeed a few days later, a helicopter from the UN arrived to save them. However, the Japanese man was nowhere to be found on the island & the American and French man went to look for him. in the end, they found him behind a log on the beach when they walked past & he jumped out screaming, "Supplies!"

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oh one more.

"Oh shit," said the sperm. ;)

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《太玄真经》

大肚能容,容天下难容之事。

笑口常开,笑天下可笑之人。

过去的种种恩恩怨怨、都会成为过去的历史,未来的教诲。

放眼未来,因为希望就在明天。

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hate it when i know smth abt it yet i cant do anything to help:/
I know right! I feel you. This feeling sucks. ):
Haiz. So sad. Can't be at the BBQ. :unsure:
Don't worry, there'll be more outing!! :D

How to seek revenge 101: Know him. Befriend him. Make him trust you wholeheartedly. Destroy him. Utterly.

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a joke for everyone.

on a plane, there were an American man, a French man & a Japanese man. the plane crashed halfway and was due to land on a deserted island. desperately in need of a solution, the American man said, "all right, in the US we have the best military, so I'll be in charge of directing the plane & our rescue plan." The French man then said, "in France we have the best politics so I'll go send out SOSes to the UN." They both looked at the Japanese man & said, "Japan is great in production & materials. You will be in charge of our supplies."

So they did their jobs, and indeed a few days later, a helicopter from the UN arrived to save them. However, the Japanese man was nowhere to be found on the island & the American and French man went to look for him. in the end, they found him behind a log on the beach when they walked past & he jumped out screaming, "Supplies!"

---

oh one more.

"Oh shit," said the sperm. ;)

it's not funny at all lor.

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YES WE SHALL. Mom threw away my tix stub for the '09 concert. Infinite sadness is me.

awww. at least you have one! it was fully booked for the '09 concert! didn't manage to go!

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

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