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Anyone wanna help me scratch my back?

hokay if my fingers are long enough to reach u...

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i think it's random enough, since usually no body drink on sunday afternoon

i dont mind actually but im a lousy drinker :oops:

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My friend and I rode a roller-coaster in Thailand. 1st round, stopped underground. A monk came to help those hallucinating. Gunshots upstairs. Gunmen came to us. Shooting spree. Robbed every1. Shot me in my head. My friend ran to protect me. He got shot in his chest. I woke up. 4.56am. Nasty nightmare. Saw Whatsapp 00.53 'What are u doing?' Managed to sleep again.

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善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no

right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind,

changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up."

― J'son M. Lee 

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I had a nice time with a friend despite not achieving what we desired - the visit to Garden By The Bay. Lunch, Coffee (not tea) with scones and other snacks, swimming, visiting my girlfriends at their office and bruschetta with a bottle of wine when no other hidden agendas except chilling together. Took pics - witty ones. Hope to have more mates like this. No agendas.

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善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no

right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind,

changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up."

― J'son M. Lee 

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Just received a private message in BW - a few mins ago. The person said he would like to get to know me. I asked 'What can I do for you?' and he wrote:

'I wish you to give me your piss, and shoot your cum onto my face. Please, I'm a fetish for public humiliation.'

Is that what 'would like to know you' means these days? or it means 'I ignored reading your profile but who cares! Now, give me your fxxking piss and shoot your cum on my face!'

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善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no

right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind,

changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up."

― J'son M. Lee 

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Just received a private message in BW - a few mins ago. The person said he would like to get to know me. I asked 'What can I do for you?' and he wrote: 'I wish you to give me your piss, and shoot your cum onto my face. Please, I'm a fetish for public humiliation.' Is that what 'would like to know you' means these days? or it means 'I ignored reading your profile but who cares! Now, give me your fxxking piss and shoot your cum on my face!'

Another sicko with poor manners.

안녕하세요.

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Science joke! I am sure many of you heard this before:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.

"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me."

"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."

"There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."

"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."

"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."

"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."

At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide. The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg.

The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are. Thankfully, there's someone who won't treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.

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