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Lips Of An Angel by Hinder

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- You know how much i missed you?

- I wished you would come back to me.

- I'm sorry for making a decision of not patching.

- I was just disappointed and i need time to chill down.

- But I doesn't wanna end the relationship cause I seriously love you.

- well i know you won't come back to me.

- You dont even miss me now right

- I think you're enjoying your life with your new boyf.

I'm so silly.

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