HendryTan Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 11/19/98 04:02:26Name: ahboiComments:ah HCG ah, i know u meh ? not by this nick anyhow.. tcs 5 reported that 35k stargazers dawned on sentosa to watch the heavenly phenomenon. wah, really pple mountain pple sea... as for the repeat in 33 yrs to come, dunno ahboi ker-dee-kor-liau ... hahah hey, HCG u seemed to be an authority on heavenly bodies, so got any salacious stories about them or not; i mean other than mine lah... hiak hiak hiak.11/18/98 16:59:00Name: HappyCoolGuyMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:Hmn..Ahboi,..woh..."i did'nt say i say what i say.."hahahah quite "chim"...hmn..anyway...I do not have intention to shoot u..loh....but it is good that u mentioned about the "stars" thing ...once in 33 years..sure worth mentioning.rite..and as the next on in 33 years time will not be in Asia..somewhere in the West... as regard to the pretty ppl...hmn...too dark to actual c any PLU..loh..but what i mean is those...ppl.who sometimes hang out around Desker Road after midnite...- not prostitutes of course lah... ya..anyway..i wrote the earlier email by impulse..I.had told u b4 that i shall remain a silent reader....hmn..but having been reading this page for more than a year..perhaps i should contribute something loh....hahhaha...erhh...u dun know me ??,..hahahah<>11/18/98 12:46:23Name: swimmer22 My URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email Me Your Fav Body Type: swimmer sortComments:All-Purpose 'HOW TO:' Queer SexGuidehttp://www.jetlagdesign.com/sexguide/Free URL: a must read on how to have great sex.Leonids Meteor shower occur every November, the comet that creates the trail of debris has a orbit of 33 yrs.11/18/98 11:46:55Name: ahboiComments:aiyoh, HCG, u mistaken already.. i didn't say i said what i said about sentosa being the ..... it was the experts who said that mah. as for our native's nocturnal behaviour and resolve, hehehe, i neber underestimate one. just that if we were to had taken a leaf from the expert that sentosa is... , then the stargazers who are interested may find hindrance rather than a smooth passage right ? this is not to say that there are no native interested what. and i'm indeed glad that u guys caught the eavenly sight, for that was the very intention of my Kpo post ... hahahaha. so, dun shoot the messenger hor ? :-) btw, really got pretty pple there ah ? so the east is truly blessed after all. even heaven is on their side (of the island). ahhaha.11/18/98 11:29:25Name: ahboiComments:as the stupor wore off, ahboi couldn't believe his good fortune; this can't be real. what a lun. the purple distended cock, staring threateningly, glistening and wet with desire; throbbing and nodding, beckoning me to go closer. the pubic hair stretched f r no end, like a prairie, singed golden by the glow of electrons. i hesitated. my heart was pounding furiously, echoing the resonance of my awakened manhood. my face, drained of blood, wet with copius perspiration and contorted with sexual charge, juxtapo ed with a clarity of mind, singular in it's pursuit to seek release. and claim. to claim what is rightfully mine. my hands reached out to the stanchion before me, halting it's stochastic search for it's sanctuary. come to me, baby... i whispered, cajoled.as i gazed upwards, there he was. returning my gaze with nonchalance. yet i knew it was a mere facade, to hide his vulnerability. he was mine. to have. but to keep ? banishing the inconsequential thought, i reached out to knead his nipples. they were hard and grew harder with each knead and tweak. his chest undulated with passion. his adam apple moved with each surge of his desire.the hard pole in the grasp of my fingers distended with increased impatience. a smile came to my lips. i wet them. poised. and engulfed the head of his gorged manhood in one swift and smooth downward swallow....ahahaha, charl-ley.. we got to stop here. slut as i am, such primordial antics is nonetheless best left in privacy as is my modesty is precariously close to being ruptured. hiak hiak hiak.11/18/98 08:56:21Name: HappyCoolGuyMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:Hi Aiboi.. just to correct u...the best place to see the meteorites are in the eastern part of Singapore..and u will be wrong..if u think that no natives..will want to turn up in the middle of the nite to watch these once in 33 years natural pheonomeom......Changi b ach was so so crowded last nite...and i am wondering why is it that people want to spend a few bucks to watch the stars in Sentosa whereby they could see for free at Changi......which also in additional besides to "star" watching , u could be able to catc sight of some "pretty" people hanging around there......provided u are interested lah........hihiihi...........Ya and the meteorites "storm" start at 3 am yesterday and lasted all the way to 6 this morning....Quite a spectacular sight i must say......hmn p>11/18/98 08:48:30Name: malbromanMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:This is about the sorry state of local musicThere are countless of local bands, Concave Scream, Padres(or what they are called now), Sugarflies etc. However are they any good? My opinion is no. There are no local band that can capture my attention. Musically, they are nothing. Nothing has changed s nce I got my first local CD through BigO 8 years ago.Local bands seams to have more 'style' than substance giving themselves fancy names like 'Nun-Sex', 'Force Vomit','Livonia' etc but musically, they are nothing to rave about. The current hot local group in the local station 98.7 is the Sugarflies, bet you in a year or two, they will be disbanded. Remember KICK! or Oddfellows? Weatern bands like Inxs fo example worked hard for their record deal and success. Inxs played more than 500 gigs per year in Australia before they got a record deal. Bruce Springteen did not see cash from his music in the late 70s even if he had a No.1 album.Local bands complain that they do not have enough airplay, what bull! In fact, tthe local media overrated them to the extend that they are being compared with the best in the world. Perfect 10 always seams to have a No.1 song by a local band. Local magazi es like 8 Days and BigO always give most local recordings a grading of near perfection, local recording even got better gradss than other established bands . For example this is what BigO said about Force Vomit's latest record,'Bob Dylan will personally e dorse Force Vomit's Mr. Trampoline Man as the song he wish he'd written'????? Force Vomit beinng compared with BOB DYLAN??? Is there something wrong with that reviewer?Years back, the Oddfellows was the rage, they wrote songs with words like'caroline is an asshole' being repeated countless times be good? Force Vomit with lyrics like 'little boys run in every direction/trying hard to hide their erections' being compared ith Bob Dylan? Directions/erections? My little bro can write better lyrics. My English is no good but is definately better than theirs.Do support local music if they are good but please trash them if their terrible. By the way, I really wonder how does Perfect 10 complie their charts?This is for small boy, 'Careless Whisper' was released by George Micheal and not WHAM!. If I am not mistaken, it was George first solo release even when he was still with WHAM! than. D11/18/98 08:17:18Name: charl-leyYour Nationality: USA ngang lunComments:ahboi,How big is big?big dickdai lunda jibadekamaraten times as big mara? no, but pleasantly large nonetheless.Okay, you asked, so I'll tell (American gay joke)The length is nothing statistically unusual. Approximately 6.5" je. (about 165 mm) But the diameter (caliber, as you put it), is quite remarkable and from whence I have heard the horse comment: 1-7/8" (about 48 mm).Are you tantalized yet, Ahboi? It is pointing upwards toward the great circle route toward Sin Island, pointing right toward your door...So, we are about to take a fantasy trip. I put my arms into the monitor, whereupon I am sucked into the internet, turned into data packets, (not unlike octopus sperm packets) and sent to geocities server, from where i am sent to the world of all lowercase letters, the world of the blowing wind bulletin board. as my data packets reassemble into me in this center of sin island gay culture, i notice that i have evolved a third (1.0) arm and wonder what use i might put that to.i wander about the metropolitain area network (man) that circumnavigates sin island. i am entering the world of sesquipedarian equestrianism. i am entering the world of your (ahboi's) computer. i look out and see you gazing intently at the screen, reading this message. i beckon you to join me inside this computer.but what? you don't see me. i drop my pants, and wave about my engorged lun. ah, but what did you say, that it is not sufficient to wave my lun around in order to summon you. i start fondling my lun, i start moving my digital appendages up and down its shaft, i start making soft moaning noises. i make rapid flicking motions with my tongue and pinch my nipples, which stand erect with delight."ahboi," i say, "ahboi, reach out. step into your computer."you nod, as if in a daze. you reach out and suddenly you are beside me. you look at me and the third arm you predicted, then you look down at my engorged lun. your lun starts to grow, forming a tent in your pants.continue or not? your turn.11/18/98 03:19:58Name: small boyMy Email: Email MeComments:yo people...just to add on to some of the stuff that malbro said..."I Give" really suxs!!! pls ...if there's anyone of you voting for them...pls lah...stop it lah...make "Viva Forever" numbero uno instead can??...or have you herad that local band..Sugarflies...with "What About"...reminds me of some of chinese film...very cute...and really not bad....cannot find the album??? it's also in the soundtrack to "The Teenage Textbook"...got that Ger "My Special Angel"...was a number 1 song before....and has anyone bought Cher yet?? she's number one again!!! 4 weeks in row in the Uk charts!!! must be good stuff huh!!...i mean..in the Uk charts...4 weeks...god...ahha...even the Spice girls couldn't (except with Wannabe)...hahah..anyway...in the local SPVA charts...George Micheal's "Ladies & Gentlemen.." debuted at number 1 in the charts beating Alanis Morrissette....only thing to complain...where's that "Wake me before you go-go" song?? got "Careless Whisper"...how come dun have hat wake up song?? thought both are by Wham! ??anyway...i tried all 3 parts to the "Prince of Eygpt"'s soundtrack.....darn good stuff... loved that "Inspirational" one...there's Bebe Winans, Cece Winans, Take 6 (NOPE NOT TAKE 5!!) and boyz II Men with "I'll Get There"...veyr nice...and lotsa other gos el artistes...suits the movie very very well....and the songs are really nice..sets you into the "holy" mood..hahahfurthermore...that other one "Music to the Movie" got the best of all 3...there's that Mariah/Whitney duet....swear that it's stuck in my head...gonna be my song of the week now...haha.. "When you believe"...shiok!!!gonna waste my money on Mariah later...her "One's" are out!!!!!!...there's all her number 1 hits...12 of them (you should know lah...hero, dreamlover, honey, one sweet day, visions of love, i'll be there, emotions, always be my baby...) and 4 tracks repro uced...check out the new duet...she and Brian Mcknight..on "Whenever You Call"...originally a solo Mariah effort and there's the 2 duets..."Sweetheart" with Jermain Durpi ands "When You Believe" with Whitney...great huh??and malbro pal..."I'll Be" IS the longest running single on Rick Dee's history...33weeks in the top 10 and it just got out of the top 10...whack Jewels' "You were meant for me" flat...hahah...and for another chart tip...there's has been a Matchbox20 song n the charts since they charted with their debut single "Push" 3 years ago.....gotta go now...got a paper later this afternnoon...hahaha..die liao..physics..not music industry review..hahaha..ciaozzzzzzz11/18/98 00:58:54Name: malbromanMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:Hello guys, I am back with this week's 'single of the week' segment. The award goes to Edwin McCain's 'I"ll Be'. This is a little known song in Singapore but it reaches No.3 in the billboard charts in the US recently. I heard it on Rick Dees on Sunday an fell in love with it. Its about a man declaring his love to his loved one. Its a nice song to sing it to your boyfriend to.Another single to take note of is ' Falling in Love Again' by Eagel Eye Cherry. Eagel Eye is the brother of Nenh Cherry. He is the guy who gave you the song 'Say Tonight'. Both songs can be found in his album 'Desireless'.Both songs are good but do not expect it to be played locally. So call your radio stations and request them. Local stations prefer to play songs by tacky boy/girl groups than good music. Do you belive that the horrible song 'I'll Give' by the worst boy gr up Take Five is the most popular song in Singapore?11/17/98 15:34:53Name: ahboiComments:trust me to make a wish and have it granted; in a sense anyway. apparently our lovely planet is going to be showered by the temple-tuttle meteorites (oka leonids, having it's origination from the leo constellation) in a few hours from now. according to th experts, this phenomenon is going to be a sight to behold (the last was in 1839 ?) and the best place on our island to catch a view is none other than sentosa (however, it wasn't exactly clear with where on sentosa). time : between 2 a.m to 4 a.m. now, h w on earth is any native going to make it out there at that unearthly hour remains a mystery. no mention of transport mobilisation to aid those interested. nonetheless, imagine, making out under shooting stars... any takers ? ak ? i've got a lovely picnic blanket which u can borrow... :-)11/17/98 12:50:11Name: malbromanMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:Hi guys, George Micheal's latest double album 'Ladies and Gents....the best of George Micheal' sold a massive 600 000 copies in its first week alone. That goes to show that gays can still sell and make it big in the entertainment world. So Tom Curise, whe 's your turn?11/17/98 12:04:57Name: ahboiComments:hehehehe, charl-ley charl-ley, enuff lah. i surrender already. hahaha. and what a choice u posed indeed. er.. wud i come across as quixotic and/or gauche if i opt for both ? then again, judging by your various riposte, i should tread on safe ground by goi g with the horse; crossing my fingers that it is not a gelding in guise. heheh. as for my purported volubility, rest assure it will cease as of now. :-)so now how ? can go on to the juicy topic of charles' dick(ens) already or not ? and who say that i velly confusing one ? u mean to say u can only tease-tease and wave-wave your lun meh ? what about the more pertinent skills of thrust-thrust, stir-stir, nd shoot-shoot. can wave cannot shoot also not much point right ? and speaking of shoot; sure or not ? can shoot aeroplanes meh ? if like this hor, this lun must try loh. also hor, we all (esp ahboi) want to know how big is big ? bigger than horse is q ite the vauge; some horses are small also u know.. neber hear of midget horse right ? hiak hiak hiak. seriously fren, u are beginning to sound so delectable that i wanna ... wannna ....wah, i see ak is giving geography lessons again. hahaha. summore can give topographic tactics... can die one. hehehe.earlier today, having nothing better to do, i gave fp a bell, hoping he can get out of the office for an afternoon quickie. ser-car-lee, he wasn't at his desk; so i left him a lewd message. let's see how later lor. lord knows i need a greek shower right n w !11/17/98 07:55:53Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang minComments:Hmm. I just reread what I posted and I think I was too harsh in my aside to Sotong, and that what I said could be very hurtful to him. First of all, the squid sex industry, like the human sex industry, is not intended to be representative of the general population. Secondly, American cephalopodic society and Asian cephalopodic society may well have different values, and selling packets of squid spunk may be totally unacceptable in Asian culture, while Americans may not blink an eyelash as such behavior. Finally, even if Asian culture *did* permiit such things, it may well be taboo to discuss, and it would have been rude of me to discuss such things on an Asian bulletin board, even though the server is in the US and the sooner they get used to American Internet Imperialism the better. Hmmph!Oh dear, I seem to have embarrassed myself again.11/17/98 07:08:10Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang lunComments:ahboi! stop with the sesquipedalian vocabulary! by the time i go to the dictionary my own dict has gone from ngang lun to yoon lun loh. if i have two lun i will be happy to wave them both at you but since erection is based on blood supply, they will each only be half as hard what? so they will not wave nearly as efficiently, and may even flounder about and bump into one another.Now if i were dekandrous, i would be like sotong, but my phalli would be totally useless for anything sexual. (this is not meant as a putdown of sotong, however. squid are designed for this, humans aren't. *however* <ASIDE> sotong was being hurt at the implication that squid spunk was commercial and cheap. well, it may not be cheap but it certainly is commercial. i was down at my local sex shoppe and squid spunk was going for $57 (US) per packet. right alongside tentacles magazine will daddy's squid of the month splayed buck naked across the cover. hmmmph! </ASIDE>)back to ahboiso, your message was very confusing. first you want me to stop waving my lun about over the internet and then you want to know what i am going to do with my lun. what would you like me to do with my lun? da feigei ne? any suggestions? live internet sex on the bw board? or put a towel over it before i frighten the horses?equestrian vs. sesquipedalian? its your choice.p.s. hope this put you in a pleasanter mood.11/17/98 05:47:46Name: actionkidComments:jeff.. that seems to be the only decent place to go in. Let me break down the whole area into the FR beach, the eastern beach (ie, left of FR) and the western beach (ie right of FR). The entry point is still at that drain with the concrete slab over it. O ay.. the path you took is the typical route.. walk in all the way till you hit the FR beach. There'll be vegetation and muddy parts along the way. Alternatively, you can turn left after the small drain.. and walk along the canal railings all the way... y u will then hit the eastern part of the beach which is actually very nice.. peaceful and private and great for sun tanning. Only problem is that you will be in full view of people from the other side of the canal as you walk towards the place. But I perso ally prefer that place.. would usually bring my blades there and just lie down and enjoy the sun. There will be cruisers.. but they usually leave you alone unless you give them clear signals. Not as much hanky panky on that side of the beach coz it is sti l kinda close to the public... separated by a big drain. But very nice nonetheless. Also, I personally prefer the variety there.. yum yum! Some of em look really hot in there thongs.. ... the beach itself is breezy and shady and have great sand. Altern tively, you can walk down the cycling track past FR for around 200m. You should see an opening leading into the western part of the beach. But I would advise against it.. It is still a long way in and there are lots of construction going on there. Worse.. you might end up stuck at a big ditch, making it inaccessible.Thus, in short.. that path you took is still the best way of hitting the beach. The alternative is to go east from the start.. there's less mud. But if you're the closeted sort who's shy to be seen walking into gay paradise.. then stick to the normal rout ... But always remember that you have to be WARY and CAUTIOUS. You never know if the police might still choose to raid it anytime... I haven't been there in quite a while, but I do know that there are still plenty of things happening there...about Nick's encounter... hmm.. fxxking atop a bus, eh? The furthest I'd dare to do would be to fondle... fxxking in a bus is definitely a risky thing. You guys take care lah.. and remember to play safe always... (personal guage.. use rubber, dun swallow. )And ahboi... why so testosteroney, eh? Haha!11/17/98 04:18:33Name: jeffMy Email: Email MeComments:well, well.... i see ahboi is a little err..... never mind.... cool it man... just write in to say hi to all.... have been a long time since i last wrote.... well nothing to contribute.... just that i was at THE beach with you know who and we discovered a PLU lover paradise... there were so many couples there..... hmm... really, that place really fasinates me when ever i was there...... but i wanna know something... is there another entrance to the beach other than the one near to the road? the place is re lly muddy..... the legs were so itchy after that...... can anyone please enlighten me.... and can someone tell me any other activities going around that area.... while searching for a new route we bumped into an orgy (well, it WAS an orgy... they were dre sing up when we bumped into them and they were rushing and very paiseh... not to mention another couple WAS enjoying the orgy from a nearby groundsheet.....).... so any info about OUR beach please mail me..... thank you......! ;p oh btw, nj where are you? have not mailed me for so long.... have you flew away already??11/16/98 17:16:39Name: ahboiComments:i was showering when my mobile rang. i could had chosen to remain coccooned by the cold spraying water but yet, instinct or yearning of hearing a familiar voice or proposition rushed me out of the bathroom, dripping wet all over, to reach for the phone wh n it promptly stopped. f..k ! now isn't that typical, i cursed. just like this noon when i was at a cafe, catching up on some lunchtime reading when a scruffy male appeared out of nowhere, asked if he could share the table. sure, why not ? i shrugged and miled my warm smile which i reserved for such impromptu occasions whereupon, when a nearby couple stood up to leave, he promptly swung and headed for that table instead. with my smile still dangling on my lips, i was left sitting there feeling like a tota ass. i've to admit that i sent him a wish : that he will had diahhroea from whatever he was going to eat. and here i wonder : is there a valid reason to be piqued ? afterall, is it not one's prerogative to choose the best, and leave the rest, even if the rest happens to be me ? i guess i will never know who called earlier, but if he does, call again ie, i hope he need me more than i do him. for then i will give him my best and tell him to take a rest; in peace that is. [one very peeved ahboi]11/16/98 15:16:35Name: ahboiComments:must be the weather of late; was feeling very horny for no apparent reason. while it is delightful to know that dear dick is alive and well, for those in the know, walking around with a tented pants is no enviable task, especially sans underwear. i mean w at would the little children think, them who are at that eye-level ? earlier, i was in a crowded bus heading home when fate had it that i ended up standing next to my very delectable indian neighbour. :-) hmm, those broad, strong shoulders and ample midri f further heightened my already vulnerable predisposition. i soon realise why i felt so cowered; he was a good head taller than i am and from my position looking up at him, gave him a he-man-of-the-universe aura. my knees buckled as his gaze bored down at me. sizzle, sizzle. needless to say, with each swerve of the bus, i took the opportunity to bear on his gorgeous body. hmmmm, slurp. after alighting from the bus, we exchanged more social pleasantries and headed towards the lift lobby. i was a tad uneasy hat he may had noticed my 'uplifting' condition, but if he did, he didn't let spill cos' he went on and on about how worklife is getting tougher. in the elevator, he was doing all the yada-yada while i ho-hum along. and my fantasy soon ran wild... he was uck naked in all his hirsute glory, and bear-hugging my just as naked panting taut torso, while my hands raked his hairy back and rested on his soft butt. his primed manhood was just as i had always imagined him (oh yes, it's a him !) to be; amidst a dens undergrowth of black pubic hair, rose a huge dark pole, turgid, with a moist crown perspiring with precum. we were soon on the floor of the elevator, when he lifted my legs and readied his prick ..... "twelfth (pause) floor" an automated female voice ann unced. and my fantasy was rudely shot to shreds.... i shuddered, and felt a tiny dollop of precum oozed up my urethra. reluctantly, i bid him goodnite and watched him walked towards his flat. *sigh* when i got into mine, i shed my pants and wanked. eeeee can die.and charles. will u stop ! hehehe. all these teasing and waving of lun almost make me wish that you have a diandrous phallus. hiak hiak hiak. btw, want to let know on what we can expect from yr erect lun ? hmmm ? :-)11/16/98 12:46:39Name: mellorMy Email: Email MeComments:Went down to the tampanies spa today. They have actually put a sign on the door warning the indecent behaviour will not be tolerated and will be handed over to the police. Hope the you folks will be more careful when you are there the next time. Bear in m nd there are also St8 men there. So pls do not spoil the "market"11/15/98 21:47:02Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang minComments:Hahahahahahahahahaha! So you see, Ahboi, I have made a total fool of myself in my attempt to understand your Cantonese. Now will you believe that your English is better? (Note: I did not go to Yale, the transliteration was invented by Parker Po Fei Huang, a professor at Yale.) I had to look up nearly everything you said in Wong Sinsaang ge jihdihn. To make up, I tantalizingly tease you with my erect lun over the internet. ;-)11/15/98 14:19:56Name: ZenComments:Wah piang, Ahboi you are going from chim to CHIM, somebody!! Bring me that dictionary!!! Ya, yes, the thickest one!!!!11/15/98 12:06:18Name: ahboiComments:hehehe, charles darlink, i knew i could rely on u to mutilate my praise with yr literary mutation :-) .... & here i was, professing in my bazaar cantonese : "yr musings had absolutely floored me and i bow.. no, prostrate in humility before yr exalted pres nce." hiak hiak hiak. so, is that a position u can endear with ? hahah. as for the otiose prospects of teasing, well, i should care to take up apprenticeship with the yale master. indeed, a pause at entry is a poise not to belittle. anyhow, in virtuality, it is rightfully worthy not to read between the lines till u see it in the eyes... 11/15/98 11:34:50Name: howieMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:since we are on music....i know it would seem terribly old-fashioned, but if anyone hasnt heard the music of cole porter, then i must say go and get some! Wonderfully catchy tunes, marvellously clever lyrics. One of the greatest, if not the greatest, songwriter this century.p.s. ella fitzgerald sings them very well.11/15/98 09:33:31Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang mohComments:Hmm! As long as we are going off topic, I'd like to ask about transit in Singapore, as inspired by Nick69's post. (Yeah, I know, Nick69 still has nerve twitches about that rim job he got, and I'm asking questions about the bleedin' bus? At least I know Ahboi is right about Sin men being puny if they can do a suck-rim 69 in a bus seat! So there are some major advantages to being small. :-) 1. Do the drivers have a periscope to view the goings-on in the upper level of the bus? (Of course, if the driver is enjoying the view and not paying attention to the road, it will bring new meaning to the words "unsafe sex".) 2. 20 minutes seems a long time to go without a stop. Does Singapore have an extensive express bus system? 3. And why do they run an express bus to Tampines (Tampenis) and Pasir Ris when there is now the MRT?back to ahboiAiya, now you will really know that your English is much better than my Cantonese. This is the best I could do at translating what you wrote to me. The orange lines are what you wrote, the yellow lines are my attempt to put what you wrote into Yale romanization, which is what my school used to teach us Cantonese. The aqua lines are my attempt at a literal translation, and the blue lines are my hideous attempt at a colloquial translation. The colloquial translation does not sound very complementary, and I know my Cantonese ho yai ("hou yáaih" in Yale) but I know whatever you really said you were just teasing me.(warning: I love to tease cocksuckers by holding them down and waving my cock just inches from their tongue. Just a friendly warning, my dear teasing friend.)lei kor yak fun suet wah,léih go ?? fan syut·wahyour ??? speechchun hai gorn tou ngorjân·haih gón tóuh·ngohreally drive out hungerreally makes me lose my appetite (????)sum fook hau fook.sâm·fûk háu·fûk.heart-belly mouth-bellyconfidant ???FOOK CHOR LEI LAH....fuk·jó léih laserved you (la).Serves you right! (or) I did what you asked. (???) (la).ngor- moe- kongngóh móuh góngI didn't sayNote: ^ should really be ¯ but I have no way to put ¯ above letters in HTML loh.So how close was I?11/14/98 18:05:39Name: malbromanMy URL: Visit MeComments:Sorry small boy, type the wrong name. Please forgive me. Was at HMV and heard the latest George Micheal's greatest hits CD, sad that ' I Want Your Sex' was not included in the Singapore edition. That song is one of the best songs GM ever recorded. Anyway, theres a new song track 9 on his cd 1(sorry can't remember the title)is so beautiful it will make you shed tears. Check it out.11/14/98 15:26:50Name: Nick69 My URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email Me Your Fav Sextivity: 69Your Fav Body Type: Asian Your Nationality: SGComments:The night was humid and I had a bad day at the office on Friday so I looked forward to the quiet bus ride back. As we hit the old tampines road I realised that I was alone on the upper deck of the bus except for a young NS boy infront of me.As the bus tur ed off and headed for Pasir Ris I noticed he kept glancing back at me in a shy way.I decided to be bold and started smiling back while slowly caressing my groin area.He was tanned and looked very delicious in his uniform.Anyway he slowly stood up and sat eside me.We were in the back row of the bus.As he sat beside me I suddenly realised that he had unbuttoned his trouser front and was slowly revealing a huge, hard and cum dripping cock.I was really turned on and slowly pulled down my jeans sexily revealin my sexy thong Calvin undies.I reached forward and started running my fingers up and down his hard shaft and then brought my wet soft hungry lips onto his purple huge cock head.He moaned and stated gently pumping his cock into my yearning lips.He came swe t warm delicious jouice quicky but his cock remained hard and erect.I was really horny so I stood up and positioned myself against the seat front and slowly lowered my pink tight ass onto his hard on.Luckily for us the journey to Pasir Ris had not stops f r the next 20 minutes.It was wild and so wet as he pumped me from behind and we kissed.I felt as though he was tearing me apart with his hard shaft pumping vigourously into me but it felt so good when he shot another huge warm load into me.As I lay limp b t satisfied he rimmed my aching asshole with his wet warm tongue as I bent down and started sucking his limp but sweet cock.Fortunately for us no one came up or the driver didn't spot anything but unfortunately we soon arrived at the Tampines interchange. s we approached the bus bay I gave his poor tired rod a wet kiss and lick and exchanged numbers with him.Who says bus rides are dull!11/14/98 14:02:10Name: actionkidComments:Wow.. this page is beginning to look like a Music Review section! Music from the 70's? Sheesh.. I have to confess that I know all but one that was mentioned by Musiclover! I guess those were the days when pop music was simple and basic.. though I personal y prefer the 60's music.. Actually, I'm still kinda stuck in the 80's.. with the likes of Alphaville, etc.. And I was totally bowled over when I saw the 'Best of' Duran Duran, Culture Club, U2, Depeche Mode, George Micheal suddenly cumming out at the stor s.. wow.. it's all coming back, man! And Madonna sweeping the MTV awards, Cher at No 1.. way to go! Hahah.. But to do justice, I still go for the newbies... I still think Boyzone has got some pretty credible songs, and Robbie Williams is wonderful.. I did 't realise that his music can go so Brit Alternative! Wonderful! Yeah.. I've got this thing for Brit alt.. like Suede, Oasis, Stone Roses, James, etc.. they're waaaay cool! I dun mind Wallflowers or Beck too... About the Prince of Egypt soundtrack.. lemme give my two pence worth. It's gonna knock Disney FLAT! They've got HUGE names in it! It is written by Hans Zimmer and Stephen Schwartz.. ie, the guys who gave us Lion King and Pocahontas, resp... And they've got big names like Whitney, Mariah, BoyzIIMen, Amy Grant, etc supporting it. Musicwise, if you like the strong thumping sound of Lion King, you'd love this one too. And the lyrics are also powerful.. esp for 'Deliver Us' which starts off the first animated track... makes you feel as though you can act ally smell the manly sweat of all them slaves..;P Haha! And Ofra Haza gave a very ethnic feel to the album too.. an authentic middle eastern touch which complements the mood of the show. If you like the Whitney/ Mariah rendition, wait till you listen to t e one by Michelle Pffeifer/ Sally Dworsky. They've got angelic voices which is simply syrupy!! All in all, if you're the sort to collect animated soundtracks with a musical twist, this one might be worth it... If you're the sort who only go for the Mariah Whitney sort of mushy tunes, buy the single...;PIncidentally, I was around Raffles Place (good place for cheap CDs.. GRAMOPHONE on the RP MRT Station shopping arcade.. very good selection plus cheap cheap! I recommend it coz the service is great and they price their CDs very reasonab y. You can also buy second hand ones at bargain prices! Also, you can collect stickers with your purchases and later exchange for a new CD free!!).. anyway... I was there over lunch and had to go to the gents'somewhere in one of them tall towers... and wh ddaya know... the guy next to me whipped out his huge boner and started shagging it off! Wow.. I have to say, it was an eyeful and I was totally stumped by it! Hahah.. and he was all attired in his office garb.. SEXY!! And he kept giving me the eye as tho gh he wanted me to join him elsewhere.. but.. umm.. sigh.. had to rush off for a meeting after lunch.. But I have to say that he wasn't the only one.. I got plenty of looks from many other horny smartly garbed guys who were sorta 'passing' by the res room.. Heheheh.. an interesting place if you guys wanna check out, esp those who worked in the area.. But, remember.. be wary.. 11/14/98 13:58:56Name: small boyMy Email: Email MeComments:oi....when did ahboi say cher is hot ah?? it's me leh...Cher hot hot...i want want....but no $$$..so anyone got it can lend me..heheh...think i left out a couple of hot singles..."Doin' Just Fine" by Boyz II Men, "Everytime" by Janet Jackson, "Smoke" by N talie Imbruglia, "Sweetheart" by Mariah and Jermaine Dupri, Nothing Stops the Rain by 911...all of them should be out within this week or the next couple of weeks....heheh...hey, malboro...since we're so on about music...when you're free?? want to go buy Ds?? hahaha...no lah...joking...now it's my no $$$ period...cannot buy anything...have to say up for hot hot Mariah's #1's...for that "Sweetheart" and "When You Believe"...hey...anyone seen the single for the Des'ree and Babyface duet..."Fire"???...tell m if you seen it...okie?? ciao people....got nice CDs can lend me....hehehe11/14/98 12:35:26Name: malbromanMy URL: Visit MeComments:I must agree with ahboi that Cher is hot!!!! Her new single 'Belive' is so hot it burns! "Belive' will sure be a hot club fav. Theres something she did with her vocals that sounds distorted and the beats are heavy. Sounds nothing like the old Cher we knew 'Belive' is still No.1 in UK for the last 3 weeks.Single of the week goes to CHER for 'Belive'.11/14/98 11:58:01Name: Music LoverMy URL: Visit MeComments:Since there has been quite a bit of postings on music, I thought I'll share my 20 all-time favourite ballads from the 1970s - a decade which music I enjoy (note : I am still in my 20s!). Check out these great ballads [in random order]:- (1) Reunited : Peaches & Herb (2) Goodbye Girl : David Gates (3) Evergreen : Barbra Streisand (4) The Way We Were : Barbra Streisand (5) Lead Me On : Maxine Nightingale (6) You've Got A Friend : James Taylor (7) How Deep Is Your Love : Bee Gees (8) Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow : Carole King (9) Desperado : Eagles (10) Alone Again, Naturally : Gilbert O' Sullivan (11) Don't Cry Out Loud : Melissa Manchester (12) Yesterday Once More : Carpenters (13) Lovin' You : Minnie Rippleton (14) Please Don't Go : KC & The Sunshine Band (15) Just The Way You Are : Billy Joel (16) Seasons In The Sun : Terry Jacks (17) Do It Or Die : Atlanta Rhythm Section (18) You're In My Heart : Rod Stewart (19) Hopelessly Devoted Yo You : Olivia Newton John (20) Imagine : John Lennon11/14/98 10:34:59Name: small boyMy Email: Email MeComments:hi people....how are you todae??...feeling shiok huh?? anyway...have not posted up anything for some time...felt an urge to do so.....hehe...anyway, malboroman..i knew east17 is now known as E17..but some other people dunno man...so to make life easier fo them and for me to introduce their "each time"...i used east 17 lor...okie people...so now you know east17 = E17...and sotong...will reply you soon hor...got another 2 weeks more of "A"s to go...dying liao...but will reply you as soon as you say..umm...' otong'??...hahaha...now to add my 2 cents on the music critics thingie...heheh...get ready to part with your $$$ soon cos 3 major divas (minus that celine...EEEUUUCCHH!!) are releasing something soon!!! hehe...there's Jewel's "Spirits" (should be not bad ah...since "Hands" is not bad)..and there's Whitney's "My Love Is Your Love" (heavy publicitygoing on...buy the CD get lotsa freebies also)..and there's Mariah's "#1'S" (Fantastic!! includes her 12 #1 singles...4 reproduced tracks and one bonus track...th t one which she duet with Whitney called "When You Believe"...from "The Prince of Eygpt")....which brings us to......yep...the soundtrack of "The Prince of Eygpt" was just released...and there's not 1 or 2...but 3 different parts to the soundtrack thing.. there's the "Music from the movie"...which got (the Mariah/Whitney duet, Boyz II Men and Amy Grant), and there's this "Nashville" part where there's mostly country singers...not bad..i heard that one...and then there's the "Inspirational" part of the show ..includes Take 6 among all the rest...unless you're crazy over the show...just get one of 'em (i recommend the "Music from the Movie" one...heheh)...new album's to look out for besides the divas...includes Blackstreet (not Backstreet!!!)...very cool and mooth R&B and Hip Hop sounds...called "Get High"....sotong..go and buy it and then lend me...oh..sotong you might wanna check this out ...UK's brand new R&B dudeband called Another Level...debut album available in all good music stores....heard "Freak Me" yet?? heheh...sounds...umm..sexy!!hehe...and for heavy metal fans..there's this Metallica's "Garage"..it's a cover album..consists of 2 Discs... comes in 2 versions...the "clean' and the "explicit" one....and remember Seal?? the one who sang "Fly Like An agle" and "Kiss From A Rose"??? well..he got something called "Human Being" that just got released in the States...should be in Singapore sometime soon... btw, anyone got "R."...by R.Kelly yet?? he did something with Celine Dion...anyone willing to lend.. . or has anyone got Cher's "Believe" yet??? hahah...pretty dancy stuff for a 52 year old woman.....and then there's also those "must-have" compilations...there this M People one, and then the Duran Duran one and also the Meatloaf one...check them out if y u only want their singles....on the singles side..there's All Saints' "War of Nerves", Bryan Adam and Mel. C (of the Spice Girls)..with "When You're Gone" and B*Witched's "To You I Belong" which sounds uncannily like the Spice Girl's "Viva Forever" + "2 B come 1"...even the backing vocals sounds the same!!!...heheh...guess i got carried away again..better not talk so much abt music...what to do...me having no exams what...so no sex life lor...heheh...can only listen to music...btw...can someone teach me ho to paragraph??? thanks...ciaozzzzzzz11/14/98 08:51:12Name: ahboiComments:ummmm, charl-ley, lei kor yak fun suet wah, chun hai gorn tou ngor sum fook hau fook. FOOK CHOR LEI LAH.... ahahahha. firstly, ngor-moe-kong there was anything wrong with my engrish, hehe; just that yr cantonese is betta. as for the pulling of (ahem) "leg , given a choice i rather yank or wank or both. and while at it, why not crank, spank and then rank with a frank to certify it's calibre... so are u UP to it ? hehehe. hey fren, thanx for indulging in my idiosyncracies. i will not abuse your kindness. cum to think of it, i could be persuaded to be grateful, VERY grateful... hiak hiak hiak.11/14/98 06:54:56Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang mohComments:ahboimydearHere in the US, we would say you were pulling my leg, but then I would have to ask if you were pulling a whole leg or my .5 leg. In any case, I did take your response in fun, and enjoyed it greatly.Please do not restrain yourself in your use of language, else I will never learn Singlish. I actually enjoy learning about other languages. I just wonder where I can look up these terms. (Actually, I do have a small English-Malaysian and English-Hokkien glossary, but it doesn't work the other way round loh.)As for the HTML, I have an untested suspicion (untested because I don't want to break the page) that if you let your text wrap, instead of hitting the RETURN key, that you will be at greater risk for lost letters. Lastly, I would suggest trying to specifically hit the RETURN key before typing any closing HTML tag. For instance, in this message I typed:<FONT COLOR="#993366">blah blah blah</FONT>rather than taking the risk of letting the </FONT> tag wrap on it's own.At this point it's all theoretical, however. Netjumper?Do je lei for you kind comments on my Gwongdungwa. Keisut, I do not practice enough, and after 10 years have still not become fluent. And I speak it better than I understand it. But I can give directions (how to get around, not S/M lah) and order food, so what I have goes a long way. (P.S. I never notice any problem with your English. Do you smoke smoke me again?)11/14/98 06:51:20Name: malbromanMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:As your self declared music critic of BW, I would like to included some samples of music I've posted. Does anyone know how can it be done? Keep rocking!11/14/98 01:28:05Name: ZenComments:helloI am not a computer kind of person but just began playing around with the various html tags , it IS fun! To silence any possible critique of me making this place my personal playground (which I must concede to be true to a teeny tiny extent, but what he heck, just hope to make this a fun place for everyone as well), I do have something to offer…the sutra of all time...AUPARISHTAKA OR MOUTH CONGRESS…..•The nominal congress• Biting the sides•Pressing outside•Pressing inside•Kissing•Rubbing•Sucking a mango fruit•Swallowing upAt the end of each of these, he expresses his wish to stop, but when one of them is finished, the man desires him to do another, and after that is done, then the one that follows it, and so on.When holding the man's lingam with his hand, and placing it between his lips, he moves about his mouth, it is called 'nominal congress'.When covering the end of the lingam with his fintgers collected together like the bud of a plant or flower, he presses the sides of it with his lips, using his teeth also, it is called 'biting the sides'.When, being desired to proceed, he presses the end of the lingam with his lips closed together, and kisses it as if he were drawing it out, it is called the 'outside pressing'.When being asked to go on, he puts the lingam further into his mouth, and presses it with his lips and then takes it out, it is callled the 'inside pressing'.When, holding the lingam in his hand, he kisses it as if he was kissing the lower lip, it is called 'kissing'.When after kissing it, he touches it with his tongue everywhere, and passes the tongue over the end of it, it is called 'rubbing'.When, in the same way, he puts the half of it into his mouth, and forcibly kisses and sucks it, this is called 'sucking a mango fruit'.And lastly, when, with the consent of the man, he puts the whole lingam into his mouth, and presses it to the very end, as if he was going to swallow it up, it is called 'swallowing up'.…A man should (therefore) pay regard to the place, to the time, and whether it is agreeable to his nature and to himself, and then he may or may not practise these things according to circumstances. But after all, these things being done secretly, and t e mind of the man being fickle, how can it be known what any person will do at any particular time and for any particular purpose.11/14/98 00:50:36Name: Durex My URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email Me Your Fav Sextivity: everythingYour Fav Body Type: lean, tall, tonedComments:Hi guys! Got news earlier this week that I have to make yet another business trip to Thailand. How dreary. Anyone going to be there during the period from 22/11 to 27/11? I will probably be staying at the Pan Pacific or Dusit Thani. It gets pretty lonely n business trips if ya know what I mean *wink* *wink*. Later dudes ...11/13/98 20:04:15Name: busybodyComments:wa liao ... all ang mo songs 1 ler! ok i also KPO a bit. dong dong @ daniel chan also released a new album (some o & some new songs). it's in cantonese. track 1, a sentimental ballad, is nice. HMV selling @ 19.99. note : most of his o songs r fm his previ us 'Holiday' album.11/13/98 19:17:07Name: west side story My URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email Me Your Fav Sextivity: er......Your Fav Body Type: flabby to chubby Your Nationality: singaporeanComments:Hello pple!! Talking about music, classical music lovers would love to know that there is a compilation of classical pieces, presented in a 32 bit recording, and features favourites from tchaikovsky, mozart, vivaldi, beethoven etc etc... You OUGHT to chec it out! It's called "Golden Classics" and the cover shows a sunset over some meadows in the wilderness, with some trees as the centre of focus. Also recommended is the latest album by Vanessa Mae, featuring that all too familiar track featured in that Si mens handphone ad, called "Devils Thrill". Sounds rather interesting if you ask me, and she did The Four Seasons by Vivaldi in that album as well. Ought to check that out too.......11/13/98 15:37:25Name: MalbromanMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:Here are some new albums you might wanna buy:1)NYPC- Portishead. A live album from the trip hop band with a full orchestra. Recorded at the Roseland Ballroom in july 97. Its an enhanced-CD with some live performances.2)Soundtrack to the movie VELVET GOLDMINE. VG is a gay themed movie set in the 70s where glam rock was the rage. The movie and music was produced by R.E.M's Micheal Stipe. Said to be based on the life of David Bowie. The movie stars Ewan Mcgregor. No Bowi 's music here, instead Plup, Placebo, Teenage Fanclub and Grant Lee Buffalo etc. Great album. a MUST BUY!3)MUTATIONS- Beck. This is not an album of new materials but hey! Its the guy who gave us Odelay. Mutations sold 85 000 copies in a week in USA alone.4)John Lennon Anthology- Box set of the most famous song writer of our generation. Contains unreleased tracks and rare sessions. Do you know the song from the Philips ad Let Make Things Better was wrote by Lennon and sung by Gomez?5)THESE ARE SPECIAL TIMES- Celine Dion. Queen of Scream is back for the 3rd time this year. I am not a fan of hers but know countless of you guys are. So she is here to milk more of your money into her fat bank account with a holiday album. Expect the sam big ballads and the same big lungs screamming away, but what do you expect from Ms Dion? Heard she is to retire in 1999! Thats good news to me. Can imagine the millions of tons of plastic saved.To Small Boy, East 17 is no longer called East 17, they are called E-17 now. Due to some problems with their previous record company.Thats all for today. If you guys have any question about music please let me know if I am of any help.Thank you Sotong for your lesson!You are a great help and friend. Thank You guys for well-cumming me into your BB.11/13/98 11:30:45Name: ahboiComments:wah, this time really see red ! hahaha. but act-cher-lee hor, also cannot blame 100% on sotong. he merely provided the explosive. the detonator is the geocities file where this bb is formatted on. it was pointed out by someone that occasionally, at it's w im, the bb will obliterate some alphabets, dots, slashes and what-nots and this may had played a part in (pardon) screwing up the html commands. den hor, i also agree with zen's observation that this phenomenon seemed to particularly favour sotong's html hmmm, i do so wonder.... :-)and charles dearie; 1,000 apologies. i had indeed been terribly impolite with my over-indulgence in colloquialism, neglecting that not all bb audience are native. smoke-smoke : well, on a good day can mean drawing wool over your eyes; and a bad ? hahahaha i dunno. is there ever a bad day for u ??? hehehe. and my, my, i must say your eloquence in cantonese is commendable; so much betta than my engrish. anycase, if ever in doubt again, ask. i'm pretty certain busybody will rise to the occasion; speaking f whom, where is the man when u need him ? hiak hiak hiak. as for lit... li.. li ... lit .. literature, eurgh, dun frighten away the bb audience lah. we want crooze stories only ! ok ? hehehehe.11/13/98 10:02:33Name: ZenComments:Thanks for all the recommendations of books! I would levitate myself off to Borders once my exams are over...Strange how all the colours seemed to have changed with each of Sotong's previous posting if anyone noticed.... Magical Tentacles!!!!11/13/98 07:35:07Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA HTML-busting ang mohComments:M ho yisi, Sotong! I somehow seem to have broken your code. Before I posted, your red ink was well behaved and stayed within your comment. Now, the whole page is awash in crimson! Red squid ink being such a rarity as it is, should not waste one. Everyone, don't blame Sotong!11/13/98 07:27:53Name: howieMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:Books?The first that immediately comes to mind would be Armistead Maupin's "Tales of the City" series. They are marvellously easy to get into, warm and funny books. There are six in the series.Can't think of anything else off the top of my head.11/13/98 07:26:37Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang mohComments:My dear SotongThank you for your kind explanation.Alamak, I did not mean to confuse you with your cousin the octupus, or to imply that squid spunk had somehow become commercialized and cheap. My abject apologies leh.You still haven't answered my corrected question, which is, how do boy squids make it with other boy squids. Oral sex is an obvious answer, based on your description of the female squid, but I don't want to assume again and risk your wrath.My sweet AhboiI AM FOR-oops! didn't mean to shout-ever grateful that you are so kind-hearted toward ignorant ang moh who might happen to turn their attention BW-ward. Um, what's smoke smoke? All the Singlish dictionaries have suddenly 404'd, and BW's glossary doesn't have it. Even worse, there is no online Malaysian or Hokkien dictionary, and the language is flying fast and thick. What's an ang moh to do? But, as you say, minasan gambarimasu. So of course I will read on. Make squid, not war!11/13/98 04:42:53Name: SotongComments:Hah! So glad to see our dear Marlboroman & Ahboi making out...Oops, I mean making up. Wow, this page's becoming more varied and exciting. Maybe since Ahboi's so good in literature, he can present a weekly compliation of 10 recommended gay books for us to savor. And fren, you into Ranch dressing now?? Hiak, hiak!! Yo, my cigarette man! Just sent you a mail on simple HTML to assist you in your future postings. Reading the present ones gives me a little headache! 11/13/98 00:09:25Name: RhysComments:Yeah !!!! Strong wind blowing again !!!!!! Very happy !!!! Wanted to ask sth but forgot what.......... Gettin' old alreadi........ ENJOY !!!!!!11/12/98 13:33:18Name: ahboiComments:aiyoh, marlbroman ah, swak-liau-lah hor ? like that go on can die one. hahaha. hey, out of your 10 best, i happen to enjoy Everything But The Girl, REM, U2, in that order :-) 3 out of 10 can count as a decent start to our renewed acquiantance i hope... he e. presently cannot think of any hated song except for the one about how the sin-can-go-on-and-on-and-on-and.... act-cher-lee hor, at the start, i fell in love with the melody but after it was being played for the umpteenth time, it just rake on my nerve henever it's aired. but hor, cannot blame the song lah, want to blame got to blame myself for being intolerant lor...sotong ! kam-wan cum out of hiding oleady huh ? so how's the going under the ocean ? and spoken like the true ocean sexpert u are... wah, so much to learn about sex under the ocean... as usual, i was being keh-kiang lor. thot i smoke smoke charles mah... know i have a soft spot for angmoh in distress what... how can i bear to see them agonise over unexplained matters of sex ? hiak hiak hiak.wah, i see that zen's html had improved by leaps and bounds. congrats ! to expand yr gay lit, read Camile Paglia. she's a prolific writer and quite chim also, hup-sai-lei-ker-sum-yee... hehehe. and to balance it off, u should also give some thots to readi g lighter fare from Alan Holinghurst and Edmund White. if i'm not too way off, u can find some of their creation in Borders (lit section ?).i've just got back from a reception and still pissed off with the failure of landing this gorgeous male i met. *fume* aiyo, velly delicious looking. brooding eyes and square-jaw line framing a pair of finely formed pink lips that's begging to be kissed. h mmm, yummi. was timing my move to go in for the kill but was thwarted by some femme fatale. so got to abort lor... neber mind lah, tomorrow will be a better day; neber say die one ! minasan gambarimasu !!!!!11/12/98 10:27:21Name: MalbromanMy URL: Visit MeComments:Dear ahboi, I refer to your posting dated 11/11, as my english is not as good as yours, I do to understand what 'an advocacy of a hypotheical dimension and thus more receptive to postulation' mean. What am I advocating, what on earth is hypotheical dimens on or what does receptive to postulation. Am I in some twilight zone sending some messages to another dimension? Next time must remember to have my dictionary with me. By the way, is there such a word as 'postulation'? Has it got anything to do with my pr state or something? Please leave your e-mail so we can exchange in private.Good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HendryTan Posted March 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 11/12/98 08:23:26Name: malbroman My URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email Me Your Nationality: singaporeanComments:Ahboi my dear(just joking!), I am sorry if I had made you angry. I was just defending myself. Sorry if I sounded 'rude'. Anyway, I shall present my 10 CDs I cannot live without. In order 1)'WALKING WOUNDED'by Everything But The Girl- UK's best kept secre untill their only one international hit 'Missing' which went No.1 worldwide. Ben Watt and Tracey Thorn's most accomplished album to date. For those who are familar to EBTG's music, Walking Wounded is an 180 degree change, gone are the guitars and pianos, in place is drum and bass.I consider this a groundbreaking album cos EBTG and successfully combined their famous malodies with the hip sounds of drum and bass. Walking Wounded is also a trandsetting album cos when it was released in 1995, drum and bass wa still and underground thing. (For those who do not know what drum and bass is, WXYZ Tay's EP contains and drum and bass track called Thank You.).Tracey Thorn's voice is among the best in UK. Standout tracks : Everything, yes the album is that good! 2)'RATTLE AND HUM'by U2- Irish band gone American rock and roll but its by U2 and every album by U2 is good. 3)'BLUE LINES' by Massive Attack- The kings of trip-hop. Blue Lines was released in 1991, and still sounds so much better than everything the Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim etc have ever released. Blue Lines is a classic. Massive Attack has so much vision as the sounds of Blue Lines are what the Chemical Brothers of the world are playing now. 4)'LISTEN WITHOUT PREJUDICE' by George Micheal. This was the album that created the legal mass George had with Sony. From 'I Want Your Sex' from his previous album 'FAITH' to 'Mother's Pride' found here. This is George gone all serious. Good stuff. 5)'JUSHUA TREE' by U2- Another U2 album. I bought this album when I was in Pri.6, it still remains as one of my favourites.'Where The Streets Have No Name' is one of my all time favourite songs. 6)'HAPPINESS' by the Beloved- Beloved is a husband and wife team. Released in the late 80s, this is an 'electronica' album as it is called nowadays. 7)'I"M ALIVE' by Jackson Brown- Warning! Do not listen to this album when you have a breakup with your boyfriend, because this album contains so much sadness and emotions. Jackson Brown who wrote songs for the Eagles etc is a master in his craft. He wrote 'I"m Alive'immediately after his breakup with Dyral Hannah(the girl who played 'Mermaids' with Tom Hanks).Standout tracks are:'I"m Alive','Two of You'and 'Sky Blue'. 8)'LIKE A PRAYER' by Madonna- The diva-mama at her absolute best. Sets her apart from the Hustons, Dions and Careys of the world. 'Like a Prayer' proves you do not have to scream or have power lungs to make a good record. 9)'AUTOMATIC FOR THE PEOPLE' by R.E.M- Dark and moody is how this album sounds.'Everybody Hurts' and 'Man on the Moon' can be found here. This is R.E.M's biggest selling album to date. 10)'AMPLIFIED HEART' by Everything But The Girl- One critic called this album as music for the Armani clad crowd, wondered why that critic said that. Tracey Thorn's vocals really scores in this album. Her rich vocals and Ben Watts simple tunes are what ma e this ablum among a favourite of mine. Filled with love gone wrong songs, like 'I"m Alive' do not listen to it when you are down cos it will just make you cry. Standout tracks:'Missing','Walking to You'and '25th December'. These 10 albums are 10 of my be t. Glad to share it with you. Comming up, '10 Worst Songs That I Want To Smash The Radio Awards'. So what is your fav. or most hated songs/albums?11/12/98 07:58:43Name: ZenMy Email: Email MeComments:Hello everybody... zany Zen is back!Dear Marlboro and Ahboi, as far as my busybody nature can see, it's a classic case of miscommunication due to the limitation of the human language ya? (Too chim? Can't help it, chimology is my profession as Zen master:-) I'm sure Ahboi is well-intentio ed and didn't mean anything like a 'showdown' at all.On a different note, can anyone recommend some good gay literature to me huh? So far my puny brain only know of Paul Monnette and Peter Wells leh. I am curious about a lot of things lately, not in the least in Tiger Balm to .Good good good, now on top of Latin, French and German, we have music appreciation and marine biology…, belly educational….11/12/98 06:32:19Name: SotongComments:I’m back, I’m back!! Siapa cakap sotong sekarang indisposed!!??? hiak, hiak!Charles my fren, let me enlighten you on what goes on under the seas...Reproduction in the animal kingdom, can be as bizarre as the snakes (24hrs to copulate), as quick as the gazelles (10 secs) or as deadly as the black widows...(glurp!) The sotongs’ reproduction is just like the latter. Sotongs btw ar squids, not octopus and are blessed with 10 tentacles instead of 8. Like in most animals, we the males are smaller but more colorful than the females of our species. During mating, the smaller male will mount the female by grabbing onto her from behind w ere it’s much safer. Our tentacles comes with many suction cups which on close examination are actually thousands of mintue hooks. We’d then inch forward and pry aside all her tentacles to expose her sharp beak (or as you would “mantle cavity”) which acts as both mouth and cunt. If she likes you at this moment, the beak opens to allow our dicks, which also look like another one of our tentacles, to enter. If she’s not receptive... good luck to your pecker!!FYI our sperms com s out in streams...NOT little ‘packets’ of 3-in-1 coffee! That precious stuff ain’t for sale!! *pout* After a brief minute or so (let’s just say we’re fast and efficient), the job’s done and we make our quick exit by squi ting a jet of black ink to fog up the surrounding. Unfortunately, some females are equipped with anti-fog goggles and will in one swift move grab the male and make a meal out of him. Sigh... the things we do in the name of reproduction and for the sake o passing down our genes to the next generation. That’s why some males like me who wish to live longer has decided to turn gay and avoid the females completely.Some ignorant people asked “if making love to a female is so dangerous, then way risk it!!??” Let’s just say it’s like cruising at FR beach. You know how dangerous it can be but sometimes the ‘lower head’ is the decision maker. Some eople condemn us : If you guys stop f**king the females, there’d be no more squids in time to cum! To them I’d say...Honey, it’s not my job to provide calamari rings for your dinner table!!11/12/98 06:21:27Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang mohComments:Ahboi, m sai je je. Bu ke chr. Thank you for explaining the mechanics of sex on the isle of sin. But I am puzzled. Will the additional arm be a full arm for holding down the objet d'desir, or will it be a .5 arm for delivering additional sperm "packets" should the objet d'desir jiggle out of love's way of the original .5? In any case, the str8forwardness of sin men is well known and appreciated, as I have appreciated since 1987.11/12/98 03:26:14Name: ahboiComments:oi marlbroman, why so marah one ? surely this bb can accommodate all big and sundry and i merely referred to what u had said, not who u are. asides, i had acknowledge and thank u for bringing music to our ears what ... so what show are u tokking abt ?11/12/98 01:52:40Name: malbromanMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:This is to ahboi, I do not want to start a debate with you. Everyone is entitled to have his/her own opinion. I do not intent to offend you or anyone. I am here to talk about music and share my taste in music with everyone. I am here to promote music and ot to have a 'showdown' with you.Thank You.11/12/98 01:35:43Name: AlexMy URL: Visit MeMy Email: Email MeComments:Looking for a part time job. please mail to me.11/12/98 00:54:55Name: ahboiComments:charles dearie, what an insightful snippet of octopussy endocrinology. xie xie. as sotong is erstwhile indisposed, allow me to preempt his ink(ling) here : firstly, there is not much diff what the sin(ner) male does when compared to the male octopus. hehe nonetheless, us sin(ner)s on the isle of sin are at best endowed with 2.5 arms, ie unless u will consider an extension of 12.0 cm, a full arm in which case the 2.5 should read as 3. essentially the arms function very much like the male octopus; 2 to pin own the receptacle and the 3rd to deliver the "packets" (haha, i like this). but these days, there is nothing to say which arm does the delivery. figure that one out. :-) as for why we only need 2 instead of 7 arms to deploy the stranglehold; let's just s y the partner d'sex on the isle are generally not of the slippery kind. but don't take this for granted. if the partners d'sex put up too much of a struggle (whether to seriously protest or spice up the action), u can bet evolution will endow future male eneration with an additional arm to "take care of matters at hand". nonetheless, for both octopus and sin(ner), the endocrinological dynamics at play is the same : there is an overdrive of testosterone ! and under such conditions, the male either bonk or kick)butt. since most sin(ners) are puny, it is hence easier to make love than war. so there. oh yes, the stripes ? that's a silent salesmen. us sin(ner)s prefer to use our oral orifice : we ask, "so how ? 1-2-f..k or not ?" this advocacy comes with a cav at. hahaha.11/11/98 11:49:37Name: ZenComments:Tiger balm oil, hmmmm??!!! I am sort of like tracing my Zen lineage back to my Indian roots, reading the hetero Kama Sutra now on the part on auparishtaka (mouth congress), there's this terminology of 'sucking a mango fruit'... deeply amusing, hehe...anyone knows? Ahboi surely?? Le me finish it before sharing. Take care, guys.11/11/98 10:30:24Name: CharlesYour Nationality: USA ang mohComments:I just read this: "When a male octopus spots a female, his normally grayish body suddenly becomes striped. He swims above the female and begins caressing her with seven of his arms. If she allows this, he will quickly reach toward her and slip his eighth arm into her breathing tube. A series of sperm packets moves slowly through a groove in his arm, finally to sip into the mantle cavity of the female." -from The Language Instinct by Steven Pinkner, 1994, adapted from Wallace, 1980Is that what it's like for you with guys, Sotong?Sorry, BW, no sexciting stories. Best I can do with a Singapore angle is that I one wanked off using Tiger Balm as lubricant as well as on my balls. It was incredibly erotic until the moment I came, then it was incredibly painful. Put that one in the aiya file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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