DrKartist Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. - Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 Everything you can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. -Mignon McLaughlin DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. -Kurt Vonnegut DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 In the long run, the sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit. - Anne Frank worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? -Lily Tomlin DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. ~Francis Bacon Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. ~Josh Billings DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 "Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale." - Hans Christian Andersen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch ... I call it lunch." - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. -George Carlin DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. -Edwin Arlington Robinson Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. -Groucho Marx DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 “There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.” - Dowager Countess Violet Crawley (Maggie Smith), Downton Abbey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 A man of active and resilient mind outwears his friendships just as certainly as he outwears his love affairs, his politics and his epistemology. -H. L. Mencken DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Friendship is but another name for an alliance with the follies and the misfortunes of others. Our own share of miseries is sufficient: why enter then as volunteers into those of another? -Thomas Jefferson DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. ~Martha Graham DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. -Dalai Lama Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. -Neil Gaiman Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended – and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended. ~Robert Frost DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” - Clairee Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Pierce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Don’t be so humble – you are not that great. - Golda Meir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 ''When everything gets too much, give some away.” ― Benny Bellamacina Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. - Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -Friedrich Nietzsche Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called “Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film”. ~Penelope Lombard DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 Having a big family around is a good way to make sure there will always be someone to answer the phone – and forget the message. ~Unknown DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 "Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'." - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. - Alexander Woollcott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. - Mark Twain worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Life is a hereditary disease. -Unknown DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time? ~Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog. - Jay Leno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 “Walk on, yes, but don’t walk away from people who need you.” ― Rachel Hartman Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Waterson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ~Will Rogers DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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