worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends. -Guy Endore-Kaiser DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. ~Steve Jobs Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it. -Zora Neale Hurston DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~Thomas Edison Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ~Marilyn Monroe DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that “Members not Present” and “Subjects Discussed” were one and the same. ~Robert Brault Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. ~George Carlin DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 ''Even though some people are more reluctant to admit it than others; we all have to admit that we take people for granted. We get so used to having all those reliable people around to pick up the pieces, that we forget to notice how much they actually help us, how much attention they pay to our needs and how much they care about us. Relationships seem to sit very comfortably, yet it's a shame how we only seem to notice how comfortable they really are, when we've lost them. If there is one thing that you should aim to do in your life, it's to not take people for granted because one day when everything is falling apart, those people who were always there before, might not stick around to be there again... If you have someone who understands you, who is patient with you, who loves you genuinely, who cares about you, who respects you, who is proud of you, who doesn't take a day without calling or texting you; or at least checks up on you every now and then, who never fails to fix time for you, who fears to lose you. Please love that person. Don't take his or her care & love for granted because such people are very rare to find these days. Don't let such a person slip out of your hands over minor disagreements. If you are the one in wrong admit and ask for FORGIVENESS. Handle that person with delicacy. Be there for him or her. Do whatever it takes for both of you to last forever. Be open to that person. Don't be so nagging to such a person. Don't treat that person with disrespect. Let them know you care about them, that you love them. Don't let them feel under appreciated and neglected. Be there for them. Be trustworthy, faithful and appreciative. Don't take people for granted. Because no matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually, and sometimes they leave. You'll be stuck standing there wondering what happened and why. Take the time to reflect on your life and let those who need to know how you feel and how much you appreciate and love them. Don't live your life having those regrets, wishing you had let that someone know how you feel, wish you had said something before it was too late.'' - Unknown Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” - Albert Einstein worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 "Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too." - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 “Somehow, even in the worst of times, the tiniest fragments of good survive. It was the grip in which one held those fragments that counted.” ― Melina Marchetta Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. -Wilson Mizner DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 If only common sense were more common. -Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. ~Zig Ziglar DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 "Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late." - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 "I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode." - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better. - Gilbert Gottfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 “The majority of people have successfully alienated themselves from change; they tediously arrange their lives into a familiar pattern, they give themselves to normalcy, they are proud if they are able to follow in auspicious footsteps set before them, they take pride in always coloring inside the lines and they feel secure if they belong to a batch of others who are like them. Now, if familiar patterns bore you, if normalcy passes before you unnoticed, if you want to create your own footsteps in the earth and leave your own handprints on the skies, if you are the one who doesn't mind the lines in the coloring book as much as others do, and perchance you do not cling to a flock for you to identify with, then you must be ready for adversity. If you are something extraordinary, you are going to always shock others and while they go about existing in their mundaneness which they call success, you're going to be flying around crazy in their skies and that scares them. People are afraid of change, afraid of being different, afraid of doing things and thinking things that aren't a part of their checkerboard game of a life. They only know the pieces and the moves in their games, and that's it. You're always going to find them in the place that you think you're going to find them in, and every time they think about you, you're going to give them a heart attack.” ― C. JoyBell C. Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. -Oscar Wilde Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. ~Steven Wright LetPlayFun 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ~George Burns DrKartist and LetPlayFun 1 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guiswite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 I am only human, although I regret it. - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” ~Sydney Harris Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. ~Billie Burke Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 “I almost gave up on strength until hope shouted, "help is on the way".” ― Mitta Xinindlu Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 “Along with disinfecting your hands, disinfect your hearts too!” ― Somya Kedia Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 I had plastic surgery last week – I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 “Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Change is not a four-letter word, but often your reaction to it is. ~Jeffrey Gitomer DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. ~James Thurber Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. ~Unknown DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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