DrKartist Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. - Dennis Wholey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 When something goes wrong in your life just yell “PLOT TWIST”, and move on. ~Molly Weis DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. ~Mark Twain Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. ~Henny Youngman DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sg indian here Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 NOTHING great about Meaningful Quotes..... just words to brainwash you mind . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sg indian here Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 (edited) Of all the things that i had lost.....i lost my mind the most. Ozzy Osbourne Edited October 5, 2021 by sg indian here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sg indian here Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 live above your pleasure....make life your treasure. Ronnie James Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sg indian here Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 you can see but you're blind someone turn the sun around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 ''A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.'' - A. A. Milne Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Hope is the little voice you hear whisper “Maybe” when it seems the entire world is shouting “No!” ~Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavour. ~Truman Capote Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. ~Chelsea Handler Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. ~Will Rogers Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion. ~Ashleigh Brilliant Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. ~Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means. - Zach Galifianakis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. - Tina Fey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. ~Roger Staubach Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 You can’t choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls. ~Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate. - Dave Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” – George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 “Love doesn't mean sacrificing your mental health. Love doesn't mean sacrificing your mental stability. Love doesn't mean sacrificing your self-esteem and/or the validation of your feelings. Love doesn't mean the end of you. At the end of Love, you should find more of you, not less of you.” ― C. JoyBell C. Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. ~Erma Bombeck Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me. - Marc Maron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 A man’s womenfolk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity. ~H. L. Mencken Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien T Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 My favourite quote: Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. -Seneca robin, ExploreB and russrussboy 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 One would be in less danger, from the wiles of the stranger, if one’s own kin and kith, were more fun to be with. ~Ogden Nash Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. ~Dodie Smith Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or ex-wife, your ex’s new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate’s ex and any new mate that your new mate’s ex has acquired. ~Delia Ephron Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien T Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Not sure if it has already been shared: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. 千里之行，始于足下。 -Laozi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 The families of one’s friends are always a disappointment. ~Norman Douglas Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. ~George Bernard Shaw Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 For the first time ever, I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. ~Jeff Foxworthy Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts. ~Wayne Huizenga Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 A family is a unit composed not only of children, but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. ~Ogden Nash Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ~Lewis Grizzard Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. ~W. C. Fields Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood robin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” - Rodney Dangerfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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