DrKartist Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 “Courage doesn’t happen when you have all the answers. It happens when you are ready to face the questions you have been avoiding your whole life.” ― Shannon L. Alder Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 “If you can’t fix what’s wrong, you focus on what you can make right.” ― Brigid Kemmerer Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 I am very interested and fascinated how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other. ~Stephen Chbosky Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary. ~Oscar Wilde Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate. - Dave Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Jack Benny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 “Just because you can make a choice, doesn’t mean you should. Some things are better left alone.” ― Laura Burks Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. ~Will Ferrell Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States. - George W. Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 “Trying is the first step toward failure.” - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~Oscar Wilde Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” - Rodney Dangerfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. ~ Helen Rowland Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick. ~ Mary Wilson Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together? - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again!!! - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyc Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 Other times when a woman or anyone else can change a man is when you have him by his balls. ~ Shyc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. ~Richard Jeni Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 5, 2021 Report Share Posted December 5, 2021 I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 “We sometimes hate the people we should feel sorry for. This helps no one.” ― Wayne Gerard Trotman Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. - Tina Fey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 You’re only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ~Woody Allen Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. ~Woody Allen Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 “Because sometimes when someone is telling you something really important, it’s best to just let there be silence, to really think about what they’re saying. A lot of times people think they have to say something all insightful or wise or something to try and make the person feel better. But really, sometimes silence is best.” ― Lauren Barnholdt Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 Some people care too much. I think it’s called love. ~A.A. Milne ted74 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left. ~Marilyn Monroe Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget. ~Robert Jordan Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted December 13, 2021 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 “Just be silent, humble and teachable. If you ever think you know it all, that is the beginning of your troubles.” ― Israelmore Ayivor Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 “You are likely to keep repeating the same mistake all over again if you do not agree it’s a mistake.” ― Israelmore Ayivor sgmaven 1 Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. ~Miss Piggy Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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